Daily Archives: September 7, 2014

Presidentin’ is Hard

Sunday WTF: Obama on golfing optics: Part of my job is ‘theater’ The president had been on vacation in Martha’s Vineyard Aug. 20 when he appeared before assembled reporters and pronounced himself “heartbroken” over Foley’s beheading by fighters for the … Continue reading

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On the Seventh Day, God Watched Football

Man Simultaneously Excited For, Dreading NFL Taking Up His Entire Sunday For Next Four Months Admitting to feeling mixed emotions over the fact that his weekends will soon revolve around watching football, local 34-year-old Adam Gebhard told reporters Thursday that … Continue reading

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