New Presidential Anthem Open Thread

It’s time we replaced “Hail to the Chief” with something more appropriate for His Majesty Emperor King Barack I (The Precious).

Any suggestions?

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81 Responses to New Presidential Anthem Open Thread

  1. WMCB says:

    Here’s mine:

  2. The Klown says:

    My cute little kitties are now teenagers. They behave like teens, eat like teens, and make messes like teens. I pretty much can’t keep them out of anything anymore. They look for stuff to get into.

    They eat a lot, and poop even more.

  3. Somebody says:

    You all are too kind, O isn’t a king or an emperor…..he’s more akin to a teenage drama queen, so here is my ode to him

  4. Somebody says:

    How about The Clash, Dictator that would also be apropos

    • The Klown says:

      If I had seen this earlier I would have made it my midday post.

      Neither Foo Fighters nor Pink Floyd, not even Garth Brooks, were able to keep Taylor Swift from a third week atop the Billboard albums chart.

      Swift sold 312,000 copies of 1989, bringing her three-week sales total for the album to 2 million, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

      Swift also had the week’s top-selling track, as single Blank Space sold 328,000 downloads, double the number of the week before. Those sales helped push Blank Space to the top spot on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart, where it replaced Shake It Off, making Swift the first woman during the chart’s 56 years to succeed herself at No. 1.

      “It’s good to be Taylor Swift,” says Keith Caulfield, Billboard’s associate editor of charts/sales. “She’s a superstar, everything’s working for her, and she’s doing everything right.”

      Tay doesn’t get enough credit for being smart.

  5. The Klown says:

    She’s got her mama’s good looks and her daddy’s smile.

  6. gumsnapper says:

    Oceania’s anthem from “1984.”

  7. The Klown says:

    That’s only three people. Maybe two.

  8. driguana says:

    the fool on the hill…

  9. HELENK3 says:

    this one is a real ” Holy Shit”

    backtrack strikes again

  10. driguana says:

    President Sex Machine…

  11. The Klown says:

  12. The Klown says:

    Whenever I get out of the shower Tucker has to rub his scent on me again.

  13. The Klown says:

  14. 1539days says:

    This is more NSA related

  15. The Klown says:

    I am embarrassed to admit that I was a registered Democrat for over 30 years. I will never vote for a Democrat again.

    • 1539days says:

      What illegal immigration already led to:
      The invention of Identity Theft
      Deadly childhood diseases in the US population
      Wage depression
      Drug gangs being treated the same as “undocumented” migrants

    • HELENK3 says:

      I feel the same way. I was a dem for almost 50 years and very embarrassed and ashamed that I was.

      I will say the JFK party I believed in would spit on this so called democratic party. They did believe in America and did not want her to change into a marxist europe

      • DeniseVB says:

        I remember the JFK days, Repubs and Dems still hated each other. My mom was a Nixon supporter til the day he died.

        • HELENK3 says:

          there was fighting between the parties. the difference between now and then was back then no one would have dreamed that a political party would do all that it could to shred the Constitution change the idea of three separate branches of government. I do not even recognize what the so-called democratic party is today

    • Lulu says:

      Me too even though my state doesn’t have party registration. I never voted for a Repub until 2008. Since we aren’t sovereign nation with a border the federal government has no jurisdiction or authority. This is the wild west and they ain’t the boss of me no mo’. They can’t catch all of us. Fuck ’em.

    • mothy6767 says:

      I wish some of these dims would stand outside of a grade school waiting for the bell to ring. I do not witness compliant people. I see a lot of anger. I was a democrat until 2008 and I was treated like shit. I did not forgive or forget. They acted as if the owned my vote. Really Braille is a wretched creature that was never elected by the people. We’re not all stupid. The hubris in

    • WMCB says:

      Let me tell you guys the origin of this. It’s the Cheetos again,the nasty sewer rats.

      A minor GOP state official was guest on a call in radio show. He was taking a hard line on amnesty, and talked about the Dems wanting to “import new voters.” Okay, hard line, but nothing new.

      A lady calls in, and goes off on “ethnic cleansing” and how Hispanics want to drive out everyone else and take over. The GOP pol kinda talks her off the ledge, tells her we have never had “ethnic cleansing” here because rule of law, etc. He somewhat agreed with a few of her points, but VERY obviously rejected the whole “cleansing” rhetoric.

      Daily Kos and one other outlet put up a screaming headline that… get this…. THE GOP POL was saying that amnesty would lead to ethnic cleansing. Not the caller – HIM! They flat lied.

      Within a few minutes of that story going up, The Democrat Party is now claiming it’s the position of “The Republicans”. When it wasn;t even the pol who said it in the first place, much less the R party. It was some random woman on a phone.

      Meanwhile, Kos can run article after article on “Hurry up and die you old white people, so progs can RULE FOREVAH!” But does anyone publicly say “boo” to them about “ethnic cleansing”? Nope.

      These people are liars, scum, and filth. I not only would never vote for a Dem again, I wouldn’t piss on a Dem pol or activist if they were on fire.

      I will vote for fucking Genghis Khan before a Democrat. Forever. That’s a promise.

  16. HELENK3 says:

    More: President Obama to say his executive actions on immigration ‘are not only lawful, they’re the kinds of actions taken by every single Republican President and every Democratic President for the past half century. And to those Members of Congress who question my authority to make our immigration system work better, or question the wisdom of me acting where Congress has failed, I have one answer: Pass a bill’ – White House
    End of alert

    must be the Irish in me, but when I read this, my first thought is to say
    backtrack go to hell

  17. 1539days says:

    So, the only thing I can think of is this. Republicans control over half the states in some significant manner. They should sue the federal government to pay for the cost of illegal immigration (welfare rolls, school tuition, unemployment). In anticipation, the Republicans should submit a budget where social programs, which can’t legally be cut, are instead earmarked specifically to illegal aliens. That way, the actual Democratic voters will see their free shit going to the newest darlings of the progs.

  18. mothy6767 says:

    Watching people slowly wake up to this administration is interesting. Elementary schools are going with the meeeechelle’s app.proved lunches starting Monday. People are bitching up a storm. The kids who get free or reduced are the ones who will suffer. It takes no time to pack a lunch. Who is going to spend money on crappy lunch fare. Full price costs about the same as carrying. They are going to serve super skim. Gross.
    It is so backwards why would I spend 3.20/day on food she won’t eat. How does one meal make you fat I knew it was bad from drudge and the high school has had it all year but I didn’t grasp how twisted it was until I looked at the menu. I can’t see any parent not packing a lunch. The paying kids will stop buying and the school will lose money. They are doing a bang up job of making school a horrid experience. Last year she got sent home a fatty letter. She is toned but petite.When she gets older I think she will be built like Elizabeth Hasselbeck or Britney Spears. Very athletic. They recommended I get her involved in after school activities through the district. It is about control. Scary stuff. Why can’t they just teach the three Rs. Feel for the teachers because their hands are tied. This stuff is just irrational. It’s as if the school is doing the rearing and parents are meaningless.

    • 1539days says:

      It’s funny. Progs bitch about Catholic schools and other parochial schools, but they went along for decades teaching kids. The social engineering didn’t start until the government set up schools.

  19. DeniseVB says:

    Not an anthem, I just like flash mobs 😀

  20. swanspirit says:

    I don’t know if this will work , it is just audio , but this song always reminded me of The Liar In Chief

  21. mothy6767 says:

    One of the early things that made me despise dims was a speech in 2008 in which she claimed obola was going to make it mandatory that kids do volunteer work. WHAT? Forced charity. How annoying. How very over priced head in the sand Quaker school. Whack jobs. Yep if I tell a guy who wants to chop my head off I feel his pain he will lay down sword and shield and we will run skipping singing I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. SIMPLE BOTS. I think amnesty is super swell and has no drawbacks. 20 bucks an hour to flip a burger? Who is it that is challenged?
    Twitchy has a piece from Salon that claims dogs are contributors to global warming. Worse than SUBs. Kittens are also an eco hazard albeit not as deadly as canines. They didn’t just jump the shark they dove in a n d tried to make friends.

  22. DeniseVB says:

    The #immigrationaction is trending and full of OFAs, Unions and even Planned Parenthood comments. I’m sure all paid to rah-rah the ‘bam. Then I saw this, it’s not hopeless kids 🙂

  23. NewOrleans says:

    Lily Allen wrote ‘Fuck You’ for George W. Bush, but it’s been my Obama Anthem from the very beginning of his Reign Of Error.

    • Somebody says:

      Winner!!! I’ve never heard that before, she really wrote it for W? It does work for O though even the part about getting his father’s approval. Funny the part about living a life filled with hate, I wasn’t a W fan, but I never saw him as filled with hate.

  24. DandyTIger says:

    The speech has been released to the press. Tracking down a good link…

  25. WMCB says:

    Proof the DOJ went after Sheryl Atkisson, got CBS to shut her up. Jackbooted thugs.

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