The Apocalypse Approaches


I’m pretty sure this was prophesied in Revelations:

Definitive Proof That Madonna And Taylor Swift Are The Perfect BFFs

Madonna performed her new single “Ghosttown” at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, and slowed things down with a surprise acoustic set with another favorite blonde of ours: Taylor Swift. Taylor played guitar for the Queen of Pop while she sang … and it was glorious.

But aside from the fact that they make beautiful music together (hint hint, ladies — we collab?), they also make the perfect BFFs. They are two powerful ladies in the music biz, so it’s only natural. But their performance together at the iHeartRadio Music Awards is definitive proof Tadonna is undeniable.

They are not afraid to show their love for one another.

If Tay switched teams she took her horrible taste in lovers with her. Seriously though, Madonna is old enough to be her mom!

I can’t help but believe that this is somehow connected to what happened to poor Thomas yesterday:


He was attacked by an arcade game at Mountain Mike’s Pizza yesterday. Luckily, hard heads and thick skulls run in our family. Meanwhile, out in the wilderness of northern Indiana, my pre-K granddaughter just announced that the Easter Bunny isn’t real, he’s just a person in a costume making kids happy.

Last but not least, I turn 55 in a couple days.

I’m staying in my bunker until after Easter.


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121 Responses to The Apocalypse Approaches

  1. Myiq2xu says:

    My son was OOP for the ER visit so I told him to write a PMRFN letter and send it to the pizza place.

    • 1539days says:

      Could be worse. He could have tried using Obamacare.

    • 49erDweet says:

      I had a similar injury the time I was chattering away and thought that big kid told me to “stand up”.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Has CPS shown up yet? That was my first thought, from experience 😉 My then pre-toddler went flying out of his little walkie thingy and landed on his face a few hours before his well-baby check up with a base pediatrician. By the time we arrived for the appt, his face looked like Harry Reid’s. Swollen lips, blackeye and and bump on his head. He was fine, but it looked horrible. I was being judged by all the moms in the crowded waiting room (is there any other kind in a “free” medical clinic?) Very uncomfortable, I just kept kissing his happy (“I’m fine!”) little head not to make eye contact. The nurse and doctor believed my “story” BUT made copious notes in the chart, which I never noticed them doing for his other routine booster shot visits. Oy. I do remember doctor telling me, this is why God made little boys with thicker skulls. Speedy recovery Thomas! And for all your future boo-boo’s too ❤

  2. Dora says:

    I doubt anyone here actually believed his accident story.

    Cover-Up: Democratic Senate Leader Accused of Violent Mob Ties

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  4. Lulu says:

    Persia is dicking the dicks around. Who could have guessed this would happen. Even the NYT readers and comment pickers are saying walk away stupid.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Can Iran turn it’s name back to Persia ? I liked it so much better, sounds like a kitten. Isn’t that where Disney’s “Aladdin” was based, a much happier place ? Knowing Dis, it was probably a magical mythical arabian fantasyland.

  5. mothy67 says:

    Have you ever tried a melatonin supplement?
    Insomnia has plagued me my entire life. I have a cup of herbal tea and one pill and drift off a half hour later. Sleep through the night. If you take any meds you should check with your doctor. High blood pressure and bleeding issues are no no’s.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Meh, a glass of wine and pop two generic “cold and sinus nighttime” caps from the local drug store with half a water bottle chaser, and I sleep like a non-colicky baby. 😀

  6. Dora says:

    Obama is looking bad these days.

    Obama’s race to chaos

  7. piper says:

    Good morning everyone.
    Klown, Get out from under the bed and look for that bright spot – somewhere in this world there must be something that we can cling to until he is gone. Jogging and weight lifting have helped my insomnia and weight loss. No before and after pics taken to protect the gym where I work out.
    (tapping fingers against keyboard)- all spelling and grammatical errors are the fault of auto-correct not old age.

    • cynic says:

      I’m thinking that I might join Klown under the bed. Maybe we should hold the 3,000,000 hit party there! Please clean all the dust bunnies first. I tend to sneeze loudly.

      Just read this article. Let’s say it again, don’t trust Obama. The Cuba thing took me by surprise, mainly because there wasn’t weeks of whispers beforehand. Obama teams up with our enemies. Don’t trust this administration….

      “…Cuba has made plenty of friends whom the United States considers enemies, and Havana is unlikely to easily let go of its longtime allies. These include Russia, Venezuela, and a variety of Arab dictators, Islamic fundamentalist movements, and anti-Israeli terrorist organizations. The list of Cuba’s unsavory friends also includes Iran — a relationship of particular salience on the world stage today.”
      “Iran has also benefited from its friendship with Havana in more aggressive ways. Geographically, Cuba’s strategic location enabled the Islamic Republic, on at least one occasion, to clandestinely engage in electronic attacks against U.S. telecommunications that posed a threat to the Islamic regime’s censorship apparatus.”
      “Tehran’s and Havana’s shared interest in Venezuela is another source of potential concern to the West.”
      “Of more strategic significance is the possibility that Iranian scientists are enriching uranium in Venezuela for shipment to Iran. Venezuelan sources have confirmed this possibility.”

      • piper says:

        Thank goodness the bed is a California King not a twin. According to the community organizer and gubermint lawyers we have to learn to adjust to the proliferation of dust bunnies as they have rights too.
        Remember there could be other surprises under the bed.

      • cynic says:

        After reading this article, I saw this on Morning Joe:
        “Scarborough posed that question to April Ryan, the White House correspondent for American Urban Radio Networks, Monday morning on “Morning Joe.”

        “I’ve got another question,” Scarborough started. “Can you name, other than Iran and Cuba, any countries across the world that consider themselves having a better relationship with America today than they did when Barack Obama became president?”

        “That’s kind of tough,” Ryan responded. “Um, that’s a tough one.”

    • foxyladi14 says:

      Ah Yes!!!! Bright spots and Sweet spots. 🙂

    • 49erDweet says:

      Who is this “Otto Courik” of whom you speak? And why does he smell bad? And has anyone found my glasses in the cellar?

  8. piper says:

    We all know that this guy has no problem sleeping at night especially when he’s away from her.

  9. fif says:

    That Madonna…she is a relentlessly shameless and effective self-promoter. She didn’t become that successful from her singing, dancing or acting, and she’s not going to give up her pop status easily.

    & on a totally unrelated note: I still can’t fathom why we would even consider making any kind of deal with Iran. What is the potential up-side here, oil? It’s pure insanity.

  10. piper says:

    Head wounds always look worse than they really are. Wishing Thomas a speedy recovery – bet he’s showing off his scar to classmates.

  11. mothy67 says:

    10:00 am Project Veritas strikes again

  12. cynic says:

    How many stitches? and, I have to say that I’m saddened that your granddaughter has learned the truth about the Easter Bunny at such an early age.

  13. cynic says:

    What a Monday!

    Here’s another story that makes you go hmmmmm…….

    JEFFERSON CITY, MO (KTVI)- Multiple media outlets, including our partners at the St. Louis Post- Dispatch, are reporting that Spence Jackson, media director for former Missouri Auditor Tom Schweich, has been found dead in his Jefferson City apartment. Sources say his death is being investigated as a suicide. Jackson’s death comes about one month after Schweich’s suicide. He was 44.

  14. piper says:

    I’m Keith Koffler. Let’s talk about what’s really going on here.

    Quote of the Day || March 30, 2015
    Posted on March 29, 2015, 10:11 pm by Keith Koffler • 11 Comments
    “Okay, you can keep your centrifuges spinning, just as long as you set them on permanent press.”

    – Secretary of State John Kerry

    A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote

  15. elliesmom says:

    If Taylor Swift was hanging with an older guy, like a someone about to turn 55, would the age difference bother you?

  16. HELENK3 says:

    when Madonna was in her happy hooker stage, I worked at Penn Station in NYC. When she would play madison square garden all the teenagers would come through the station dressed just like her. I am sure they changed their clothes after they got out of the house.
    When she had kids , things changed a lot, all of a sudden TV was bad, she changed her whole act. funny how she worried about her own kids, but not other kids

  17. HELENK3 says:

    I hope Thomas does not hurt too much from the accident. When he gets older the girls will think the mark is sexy. Think of the stories he will tell them on how he got it.

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I told him chicks dig scars. His brother has one just like it. So does his dad and his aunt. His uncle has one on his chin.

      Facial scars are a Klown family tradition.

    • DeniseVB says:

      AfterMath is one of the best kept secrets on the intertubes. He’s a retired math teacher and doesn’t want to make money (i.e.copyright) his work. He’s just thrilled when we share 🙂

  18. DandyTIger says:

    What does she mean the easter bunny isn’t real?

  19. DeniseVB says:

    More signs of the Apocalypse, I agree with Terry McAuliffe. Via my favorite local columnist who leans right of center too ……

  20. DeniseVB says:

    Ouch !

    • piper says:

      He earned that with his callous behavior – sans Kennedy money and influence he would have been charged and hopefully imprisoned for Mary Jo’s death.

  21. foxyladi14 says:

    The double nickle, Was one of my happiest Bdays.,
    I got my Buckeye Card.

  22. 49erDweet says:

    On topic. If Revelation’s had said it, it would have said “approacheth”.

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  24. DeniseVB says:

    My newest Hollywood Heroine 😀 Nothing says she got it right like “angry feminist backlash”.

  25. Dora says:

    Send your names in quickly.

    It’s Come To This: OFA Raffling Off Chance To Take A “Selfie” With Obama…

  26. Myiq2xu says:

    Katie: “Did you know girls don’t have to marry boys? They can marry girls! And boys can marry boys!”

    My Darling Daughter: “Of course baby, when you grow up, you marry whoever you love!”

    Katie: “Well I’m not marrying Connor. He still wears pull ups!”

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    • DeniseVB says:

      The media’s been explaining this law all the way back to Clinton signing the fed version in a Rose Garden ceremony. I think what we have going on are outraged union workers being paid to be outraged. Nothing better to do ?

    • 49erDweet says:

      Do politicians have to actually know anything? Except where to get great haircuts? Can Elliesmom or some other New Englander sue Boston College Law School for malpractice in turning out a graduate who so obviously doesn’t know a nickel’s worth of basic law?

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  32. 49erDweet says:

    OT: I think I saw that rabbit chasing neighbor’s cats away from the dog food dish last night.

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  36. DeniseVB says:

    I read it in the NYP and it’s on Page Six, so it must be true 😉 NYPD did report she filed charges against one of Obamas fat cat Hollywood bundlers. #WarOnWomen continues……

    • DandyTIger says:

      He’s always been a creepy bastard. Lots of stories about him have been around for ages.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Whenever I hear about the dark underbelly of Hollywood, I think of Henry Bushkin’s bio on Johnny Carson. Some of the most beloved ‘stars’ of the 60’s through 90’s were ripped to shreds just by peeking into their “real selves”, mostly because Carson was a “kingmaker” of his day, he made the Mafia look like pre-school. Booze, drugs, women. When I think about it, Bill Cosby escaped without a scratch……and you would think, huh? The biggest surprise, there were no lawsuits over that book, but Bushkin got into some tax evasion problems with the law. Typical Hollywood too 😀

    • mothy67 says:

      He also called for solidarity amongst Jews to fight anti-semitism. Kind of convenient he is now being accused of something.
      We know what happens when you venture off the leftist reservation.
      (Zora Neal Hurston was accused of sexually molestation when she did not get in step. Innocent but she was destroyed)

      Nothing from the left surprises me.

    • 49erDweet says:

      So……. “touched her thigh around 6 p.m”?
      Didn’t know there was a time element involved in groping.

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