I’m pretty sure this was prophesied in Revelations:
Madonna performed her new single “Ghosttown” at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, and slowed things down with a surprise acoustic set with another favorite blonde of ours: Taylor Swift. Taylor played guitar for the Queen of Pop while she sang … and it was glorious.
But aside from the fact that they make beautiful music together (hint hint, ladies — we collab?), they also make the perfect BFFs. They are two powerful ladies in the music biz, so it’s only natural. But their performance together at the iHeartRadio Music Awards is definitive proof Tadonna is undeniable.
They are not afraid to show their love for one another.
If Tay switched teams she took her horrible taste in lovers with her. Seriously though, Madonna is old enough to be her mom!
I can’t help but believe that this is somehow connected to what happened to poor Thomas yesterday:
He was attacked by an arcade game at Mountain Mike’s Pizza yesterday. Luckily, hard heads and thick skulls run in our family. Meanwhile, out in the wilderness of northern Indiana, my pre-K granddaughter just announced that the Easter Bunny isn’t real, he’s just a person in a costume making kids happy.
Last but not least, I turn 55 in a couple days.
I’m staying in my bunker until after Easter.