Mattress Girl Made A Porn Video

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Just when you think shit can’t get any weirder, they go an prove you wrong:

Columbia’s Mattress Girl Has Made An ‘Artistic’ Sex Tape

Emma Sulkowicz, the Columbia graduate famous across the country as “Mattress Girl” after she hauled a mattress around campus for a year to protest the school’s handling of her alleged rape, has apparently released a sex tape recreating her alleged rape.

Titled Ceci N’est Pas Un Viol (‘This Is Not A Rape’), the video shows two people, one of whom appears to be Sulkowicz, entering a dorm room and proceeding to have sex from four different camera angles. Timestamps in the upper corner of each camera are used to make the video appear dated to August 27, 2012, the date Sulkowicz claims she was raped by fellow student Paul Nungesser. Over the course of the video, Sulkowicz’s partner becomes violent and begins to hit her, essentially recreating the experience Sulkowicz claims she underwent at the hands of Nungesser.


If you really want to you can watch the video here. It is fairly explicit and NSFW. She claims it is performance art. I don’t know shit from art but I know porn when I see it and that’s porn.

Really lousy porn. But hey, it’s free!

As Jim Treacher points out, this makes Emma Sulkowicz the first porn star to attend a State of the Union address. If you ask me the guy is the real star of the video, IYKWIMAITYD.

Anyhoo, I guess this is a fitting end to another WTF week.


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103 Responses to Mattress Girl Made A Porn Video

  1. Myiq2xu says:

    It turns out that both of Emma’s parents are Manhattan headshrinkers. They must be really proud.

    • Lulu says:

      Her father has a shrink company that treats corporate officers only. Mattress Girl uses his PR guy. Her mother (per an old NYT story years ago) had a practice treating people by email for mental conditions. The medical board went after her and she gave it up because “it took too much of her time”. They are loons. Money grubbing, attention grabbing loons.

      • leslie says:

        I have no reason to think that a “shrink company that treats corporate officers only” is a bad thing. In fact, when I was married to a corporate officer, I thought something like that should exist and would be very helpful. CEOs, CFOs, COO’s need shrinks, and they have no time to make appointments out of the office. They don’t. That’s not what makes Ms Emma nutty. It is her behavior and whether or not her parents have a role in the recent/current behaviors is not as relevant as they’re lack of sage advice to her. Ms Emma is the loon. They just feed her. (Thank goddess I had my shrinkette training after my kids had grown – for the most part.) Who knows what we’d be reading about them. lol.

        • leslie says:

          Not excusing the parents, btw. But she has to take some responsibility for her actions – unless her parents are the ones who told her to do the mattress thingie
          I guess she misunderstood the “go to the mattress” line in “The Godfather”.

        • piper says:

          Agree this woman has some serious mental health issues. Unfortunately the young man before all of this is over (hopefully will sue and win a substantial amount of money) will suffer emotionally and possibly have trust issues with any future dates. Some people like this sociopath Emma can’t handle rejection and will do anything to torment this person. Or maybe all of her crazy behavior is a way to get her own reality show ala Brucie J.

        • Lulu says:

          There is nothing wrong with treating corporate officers. They need help like everyone else. But he specifically targets them for exorbitant fees. His PR and business model to maximize fees is his thing not the expert treatment of certain problems that may be endemic to high stress corporate life. He is an MD psychiatrist and runs a mill. I rather doubt he treats anyone personally.

    • mcnorman says:

      I’m worried if this is what they raised to be a competent adult. How many people have they “treated?”

  2. Myiq2xu says:

    Before this shit hit the fan last night I had planned to talk about this:

    • 49erDweet says:

      Well, two things jump out right away.
      1. He’s right.
      2. Won’t matter.

      • Lulu says:

        The main result is that blacks won’t vote. They won’t vote for Repubs or Greens or anyone else. Their own guy burned them. But that is what you get for voting for one thing. Race. That is why Hillary is out trying to drum up at least some of the black vote which she will get but the numbers will be LOW.

  3. Myiq2xu says:
  4. Myiq2xu says:

    Nobody is happier about Mattress Girl’s porn video than Josh Duggar.

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I would be happy if I never heard of the Duggar family again.

      • 49erDweet says:

        Apparently if TLC has it’s way, you won’t.

      • Constance says:

        I like the Duggars. Their show is actually interesting. And it is different. They don’t take government money to support their life style. They are very open but not perfect people. And they seem happier and more content than most TV stars on regular or “reality” TV.

      • Propertius says:

        I think Josh and Lena Dunham should have their own show.

  5. Myiq2xu says:

    I don’t think this is the reaction she was hoping for.

  6. Dora says:

    Update on Kerry. This report claims that he was wounded in an assassination attempt. I’m not sure if the source is reliable, but I know that something happened to Kerry over there and it wasn’t a broken leg!

    ==

    • Lulu says:

      I don’t think that is correct. He would be granting interviews over his brave survival from a murderous skin head attempt on his life and how spandex saved him.

      • piper says:

        Luv spandex but you’d need 2 people to put it on a 72 year old body. 😇

        • Jeffhas says:

          Ick.

          Thank you for that visual….

          “Tuh-Re-Za…. I need a little help”

        • Lulu says:

          He wears those little shorts! And the pointy aerodynamic helmet as he grunts along going zoom! I see skinny old farts doing that around here and they look like they are going to die. Other guys pedaling around on a big bike (sans helmet) holding on to the poodle’s leash look much happier as they clump along talking to the dog.

          • leslie says:

            laughing out loud at work. Someone will think – rightly so – that I’m losing it.
            (I tell ya… it’s easier applying to work for the state than it is to retire from it.)

            😀

      • Dora says:

        Someone sent me the video this morning. Since I read a similar story yesterday in the Jerusalem Post, I thought there might be something to it.

      • 49erDweet says:

        I keep confusing Kerry and Emma. Which one was it got raped?

  7. Oh for fuck’s sake, the stupid absolutely BURNS!!!!

  8. Myiq2xu says:

  9. Myiq2xu says:
    • Lulu says:

      She’s a Republican. Good thing she won’t have to drive as First Lady.

    • Somebody says:

      Traffic tickets??? Seriously traffic tickets, they run a story on traffic tickets? Scraping the bottom of the barrel aren’t they? Obviously they are scouring, looking for anything. They’ve probably long since gone through his trash.

      Duval county is Jacksonville at the north end of the state. They must be running records checks in every county. I wouldn’t think Rubio was driving in Jacksonville, truth is he was probably passing through on his way home to Miami. The police are notorious for clocking just as you cross into Duval county on I-95 headed south, you know to keep revenues up.

      They find a damn near 20 year old traffic tickets for Rubio and his flipping wife, but we still don’t know shit about Obama’s past, did he have tickets? How about his transcripts? What a bunch of assholes!

    • Anthony says:

      The good news is that they didn’t drive anyone off a bridge…..

  10. HELENK3 says:

    http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/06/isis_and_the_tijuana_drugsmuggling_tunnels.html

    isis and the Tijuana drug smuggling tunnels

    this is a must read. It would not surprise me if it were to happen. backtrack refuses to protect our southern border and leaves it open to attack

    • mothy67 says:

      When it happens MSM will act shocked. Keep an eye on every email/call of every American, force elderly women to endure humiliation at the airport but ignore the border.
      Pray it never happens but if it does the MSM will be complicit. Reuters has already lied about the threat against her
      Headline

      Activist says Boston beheading plot targeted her; police express doubt,

      A lie. Country should be outraged that a woman’s life was threatened for saying things people didn’t like. Instead she is painted as a provocative kook and no examination of those who sought to do her harm. Maybe if Pam decided to be a man the press would give her fair coverage.

    • Mary says:

      And when the articles say first lady and daughters, it means every single male or female cousin in their family, too. On OUR dime.

      • Somebody says:

        Those are all executive assistants Mary, now pipe down….move along, nothing to see.

  11. HELENK3 says:

    new board game, fun for the whole family

  12. HELENK3 says:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/225619-mn-school-loses-170k-in-funding-for-opting-out-of-moochs-healthy-lunch-program/

    school loses federal funding because they will not serve the garbage that meeeeschele demands

    • HELENK3 says:

      odd how schools do not lose federal funding for restricting free speech and really bad teaching but do for not serving garbage

      • mothy67 says:

        Inspections of brown baggers is even worse. They also charge twice the price if you buy milk alone. Serve 1%. Sorry gross. They have crazy strict rules about sharing. I can see allergy concers but by third gradea child should know what he/she/jenner can eat. Detention for sharing lunch. Insane. They tried to do a only kids that participate in lunch program can be admitted early. Worked for a month then the PTA ladies shut it down. Only kids buying breakfast could go in early. You think lunch is bad you should see breakfast. Many parents work. We have no busses so early morning drop offs are comon. 7:30 is when doors open. Classes start at 8:15. Attempt to force kids to buy breakfast failed epicly. Never piss off a soccer mom.

  13. Dora says:

    They’re trying to put a jinx on him! Well, I don’t care what science says. Dora says American Pharoah is going to win. So there. 🙂
    ==

    Science Says American Pharoah Won’t Win the Triple Crown
    http://www.wired.com/2015/06/science-says-american-pharoah-wont-win-triple-crown/

    • leslie says:

      You go, Dora !! 😉

    • lyn says:

      American Pharoah looks like a Triple Crown winner to me. We will find out tomorrow. 😉

      • mothy67 says:

        So glad there is not on OTB near me. I would so make a bet. Bus schedule tells me it would take me 6 hours to get there and back. I love to gamble but my indolence trumps the urge. Get up off my ass wait for an always late bus transfer bet 50 wait for another bus transfer. I get tired thinking about it. Sorry waiting for a bus is exhausting.
        I got the drivers ed book. 48 and might learn to drive. I didn’t learn as a kid because I was a ghey(no dates if you cannot drive) MOoved to London, New York and Philly alone but I am afraid to drive. I am prone to daydreams. Excuses excuses. I also don’t want to buy insurance. I can walk to the store and live ten minutes from Pittsburgh walking. My zipcode is Pittsbutgh. I spend alot of money on cabs. No desire to drive.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Hubby placed a bet on a boxed trifecta (top 3 finishers, any order) on American Pharoah, Frosted and Materiality. It always makes it exciting to watch with a little cash on the line 😉

  14. HELENK3 says:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/2015/06/05/left-plays-fast-and-loose-with-issue-of-gender-identity-n2008344

    stolen from marge.
    as she says one of the best lines

    removing the spigot will not change the plumbing

  15. Dora says:

    It’s going to be a lonoooog campaign. 😦
    ===

    Hillary goes ugly early with racism claims
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/06/05/hillary-goes-ugly-early-with-racism-claims/

  16. HELENK3 says:

    Dandy
    is this a good or bad internet protection plan?

    White House says ‘Einstein3’ data protection program will roll out across all civilian agencies next year, 2 years ahead of goal – @FredLucasWH

    • DandyTIger says:

      It’s an NSA program to increase snooping and data gathering abilities while pretending to provide hacker protections. There are much better ways to provide security protections.

  17. HELENK3 says:

    for the folks in California. might want to try this for your plants

    http://bottle.wimp.com/buried-bottle/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=story/

  18. Myiq2xu says:

    How about Obama’s college transcripts?

    • Dora says:

      That’s a devastating report. Reach a certain age and get thrown away like trash. Except for a few. Did you know that David Rockefeller is going to be 100 this month?

  19. DeniseVB says:

    It’s going to be a long week. I had to euthanize my trusty laptop, just ordered a new one after I pulled “the plug”. Estimate to FIX was more than a new one, including freee shipping and no tax via Amazon……and a few cents in WHD Keith’s coffer. Checking in from the kitchen PC…over and out 😀

  20. Somebody says:

    I’m sitting at a Mexican restaurant and for some bizarre reason they have a clown. A hefty female clown with a really big nose (natural nose NOT fake). Perhaps why she became a clown? Seriously a clown, I’m not drinking. Oh and the clown has a suitcase.

    Is that why you’re a Klown? LMAO! Just made me think of you! TGIF!!!!

  21. swanspirit says:

    If it is not completely apparent to any observer, that Mattress Girl needs treatment for some kind of mental problem, then those who do not recognize it, may also be in need of treatment. Rape victims do not make porn flicks that re-enact their rape. She is looking like a borderline personality disorder to me.
    http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder/index.shtml

    Most people who have borderline personality disorder suffer from:

    Problems with regulating emotions and thoughts
    Impulsive and reckless behavior
    Unstable relationships with other people.
    People with this disorder also have high rates of co-occurring disorders, such as depression, anxiety disorders, substance abuse, and eating disorders, along with self-harm, suicidal behaviors, and completed suicides.

    There is much more , of course, and coff ,coff, nurses can’t really diagnose, but we can recognize ducks, if they walk and talk and quack .

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I am not a doctor, but I have extensive experience with crazy women and I know one when I see one.

      That woman is loony toons.

    • leslie says:

      I see the same thing, swannie. And nurses most certainly can diagnose. Sometimes are way more on target than the MDs.

    • piper says:

      I also have some thoughts about the guy who made the sex tape with her. Either an exhibitionist or crazy but definitely a bit off to be inovlved with mattress girl.

    • mothy67 says:

      My limited knowledge of personality disorders tells me she is not garden variety borderlinr. She continues her absurd behavior in the face of reality. She is causing harm by her actions and has been called out. I m thinking malignant narcissist. To my knowledge they are the worst . I think they are also known as politicians.
      Complte lack of self awareness. No shame or guilt.
      Hey I know I’m nuts I still obsess about being mean in second grade. Forty years later I beat myself up and lose sleep because I said something cruel when I was 8. I knew then I was wrong but I did it anyhow. About dirty socks. I embarassed a poorer girl. Maybe 5 people heard it. Haunts me. I eas poor wanted her to be less than me.
      That and calling my RA a cross eyed c$$nt when she caught me with a keg are the worst things I have ever done. I am no saint my actions are almost worse because I knew I was wrong and did it anyway
      Had a very Catholic upbringing. I consider myself Catholic. My faith is not about dogma it’s about self truth. Guy on a cross confuses me. I can’t grasp all of that.
      I follow a code When I think an action is wrong I can’t just go with it feels good.
      Mattress girl strikes me as someone that shows zero regard to the ramifications of her actions.
      Concept of other takes place at age 4/5. She is doing a diservice to real victims. So disturbing. I wonder if this spoiled brat is even capable of reflection.

  22. leslie says:

    OT ~ very OT… Even though I’m not a big hockey fan, when the “hometown” makes the Stanley Cup Finals, it’s worth something, Right?? So here’s something fun… there’s a tune that they play at the Blackhawks games when the ‘Hawks score a goal. When I first heard it I thought it was kind of a taunt, and it may be. But this is fun by itself: 🙂

  23. HELENK3 says:

    http://www.stripes.com/news/us/bergdahl-wants-court-to-disqualify-courts-martial-general-1.350982

    bergdahl wants court marial general disqualified

    he should have no rights. desertion in time of war should disqualify bergdahl for all rights

  24. HELENK3 says:

    David Burge retweeted
    Charles Sykes ‏@SykesCharlie 3h3 hours ago Wisconsin, USA

    Refused to consult a doctor, even though it lasted more than four hours. #RubioCrimeSpree

    • leslie says:

      I’m gonna confess, it took me a couple of readings before I read it as intended. Then I Laughed out loud. Glad I’m not at work today. 😉

  25. HELENK3 says:

    http://conservativetribune.com/bombshell-about-hillary/

    this could get real ugly for both Hillary and backtrack

  26. mothy67 says:

    Okay I surrender forever to all things.
    I was walking across the streetcat a light at 2 am. I had been playing poker. 2 am a woman with a walker crossing the street. I slowed up because I thought I was giving her a buffer.
    She yelled at me I was not gonna have my way with her. I was okay I’ll go my way. She then yelled at the back of my head wait with me for the bus. She calls me a senior rapist then asks me to wait for a bus. No busses until 5:30. Sane person would have just left old lady alone. . I didn’t. She yelled call me a cab. I had no phone on me. Said I lived a block away andcI’d call her a cab. She told me to fuck off and called her own cab. Woman was late 80’s she had been out playing cards. I was trying to be a decent guy. She was fine better off than me walking to the main road to call a cab. Suburbs call a cab from a side street it can take forever. Walk a block to main street and you still have to call but show up very fast. I placed my body between her and traffic. I am daft little old helpless women are not walking down the street alone at 2 am. She left a card game as well. Even after she revealed what an ass I am I sat with her til the cab came. So funny Ivwas talking to her like she was a child she whipped out her iPhone 6 plus.

  27. Dora says:

    Sounds like the Mexicans are at war with us. 😦
    ===

    **UPDATES** BREAKING: US CBP Chopper Down at Texas Border, Fired on from Mexico

    http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2015/06/05/breaking-us-cbp-chopper-down-at-texas-border-fired-on-from-mexico/

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