Good Riddance To 2015


Face it, the year sucked. Let’s start over fresh tomorrow.


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146 Responses to Good Riddance To 2015

  1. Myiq2xu says:

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Actually it feels like it’s been 2016 since the first presidential candidate announced. 😉

  3. Myiq2xu says:

  4. Myiq2xu says:

    • swanspirit says:

      Because the woman in front of him could tell he was stupid enough to park next to a pole, (not) so he is entitled to be vile to her.

      • Myiq2xu says:

        I’ve been kind of mad at myself for a few days about the way I treated a woman at the airport. Well, I’m mad at myself, but if I replay it in my head, I never come up with a scenario in which I don’t react the same way. At any rate, I was dropping my sister off at the airport in Pittsburgh. For departing flights, all the airlines are all in a row, and Annie was flying Delta, which was for some reason or another the first one as you arrive. I pulled up behind a car that was currently unloading, and was half in the road, and half behind her, but the right side of my car was right up next to one of those concrete dividers, so Annie could not get out.

        So I waited for a minute, then another minute, and then finally this 60 y/o or so woman got out of the car, her passenger got out, and they slowly unloaded, chatted some more, and finally, he walked of and she got in her driver seat. This too about five minutes. I was kind of proud of myself, actually, that I hadn’t already blown a gasket, because I was unable to back up and go to another spot because of oncoming traffic. I was at this woman’s mercy. Finally, she got in, took a while, put her seat belt on. Then she put on her hazards and just sat there.

        I gave a polite honk. I waited. I gave another polite honk. I waited. I gave a full on honk. Still she sat there. Finally, I got out of the car to see if something was wrong, she saw me approaching, and turned her head to avoid eye contact. I knocked on the window, and said “are you” and se cut me off and said “I’m fine.” That’s when I lost it and yelled “I don’t give a shit how you are lady I just want you to move your god damned car so I can get in.”

        She then grudgingly move forward two feet. It was enough to pull forward to open the passenger door and get Annie out, so I unloaded her, got in my car, and flipped the old lady off as I drove away.

        That’s where I am now. I know I shouldn’t have lost my temper and yelled at some old woman, but at the same time, I can’t think of going through that situation and having me react in a different way. People are just so damned oblivious to what is going on around them, and then when they do notice, they still don’t give a shit.

        Why? Maybe she was waiting for her passenger, but I watched him get his luggage checked and walk in. Even then, she should have done what everyone else does since 9/11, which is drive to the airport gas station and wait for them to call.

        Oh, and it goes without saying she was in a Mercedes.

        • DeniseVB says:

          What did the lady’s age have to do with the situation? Is he a Hillary supporter? Heh, doesn’t sound like a “60-something year old woman” is very capable of managing an airport drop off much less run a country.

          Airports are nutso. When I see my airline’s FRONT door is chocker blocked with traffic, I tell my husband or cab driver to stop and I’ll walk the 20 feet to the FRONT door rather than get caught up with the “old women”. Yay for common sense!

        • Well, I’m mad at myself, but if I replay it in my head, I never come up with a scenario in which I don’t react the same way.

          That’s how you know he’s a douche to the core.

        • swanspirit says:

          He is a wrectched wreck of a guy, projecting his garbage mind all over an unsuspecting stranger, and then feeling entitled to abuse her because she didn’t comply with his demand fast enough to suit him. An abuser for sure, because if that had been a man in the “offensive Mercedes” I am absolutely certain his response would have been different, or especially a member of a minoriy.

          • Myiq2xu says:

            I tried to ask “Would you have acted the same way if the driver was black?” but apparently I have been banned from Buffoon Juice!

            I’d bet anything that JC would not have acted the same way if the driver was a large young black man.

    • lyn says:

      Some people cannot control themselves.

  5. Myiq2xu says:

    Ben Shapiro is straight-up trolling:

  6. DeniseVB says:

    ooooh, someone’s being “edgy” this morning. Hi Edge, if you’re lurking :::waving:::

  7. leslie says:

    I’ll be gone until later, but I just wanted to thank you for NOT putting bronco’s photo at the top. His countenance makes me want to throw things and trash my computer/tv/tablet. And his voice on my radio makes me ill. So, as much as I can barely tolerate Whatshis/hername, it’s still better than BHO.
    Happy December 31st!
    I’m celebrating NOT working on my first NYeve in nearly 30 years (not counting weekends, of course) !! 😉

    • DeniseVB says:

      I’ve got a ton of errands to run today, as you can see, just can’t get my get dressed engine started 😉

    • piper says:

      Thank goodness for small favors but I’m still claiming micro-aggression with that picture of mr. i need money and tons of attention to outdo the kardashians. Demanding reparations and several drinkies to wipe that stain out.

    • swanspirit says:

      Yaaay Leslie! Enjoy your celebration! I plan to enjoy this evening; I may not have champagne and caviar, but I have Birch beer and pistachios!

      • leslie says:

        Enjoy, Swannie. We’ve all earned our celebrations tonight ! Wine, beer, champagne, soda… caviar, pistachios, chips w salsa/guac/ hummus.
        Have a happy and healthy 2016. ❤

  8. DeniseVB says:

    I always wondered why Sarah bought this Arizona house, I don’t think she ever lived in it. Maybe for her parents to give them respite from the AK winters? Put down residency and challenge McCain for the Senate? Now that she’s selling it, guess we’ll never know.

  9. Dora says:

    New York Magazine says Donald Trump is not the first candidate to bring up Bill Clinton’s treatment of women but he is the first to make it part of the 2016 conversation.

    This week Donald Trump pulled off yet another remarkable political feat: While several of his rivals have tried and failed to turn Bill Clinton’s decades-old sex scandals into a 2016 campaign issue, Trump is actually making it happen.

  10. helenk3 says:

    To watch the MUMMER”S PARADE

  11. Myiq2xu says:

    This from the genius who offered to give Bill Clinton a beejay:

  12. Myiq2xu says:

    • leslie says:

      When I first read about this I was so sad. I still am. Teens – It’s how they survive – by thinking they are immortal and safe from harm/danger. She/they could’ve been 13 as easily as 17. I remember girlfriends of mine when I was a teen who took risks and paid dearly for them. But they believed the danger was not real and they were immune from suffering. I hope when others think of running off to “help”, they will be reminded of the fate of these girls.

  13. DeniseVB says:

    Now that the floodgates of Bill Clinton’s war on women has opened I’ve noticed a lot of references to his impeachment trial. It reminds me of the delicious irony, it may have been John Edwards who saved Billy Jeff’s bacon ?

    • DeniseVB says:

      That kid is certainly giving a bad name to White Privilege. He killed 4 people because he was a stupid jerk and had no remorse. Only being sentenced to Probation was too kind.

      • leslie says:

        The parents should never have had kids. The mom thinks she is doing him a favor by letting (encouraging) him thumb his nose at law and at humanity. He will never gain a positive sense of self-worth or respect for himself or others. At this rate, he will only become yet another jerk who thinks only of himself. Just wait until the mother needs something from him and it might be an inconvenience.

    • helenk3 says:

      he is being held in a migrant detention center in Mexico.
      the migrants are going to love junior. while mom is going to be in a Texas jail
      one hell of an education for both of them

  14. helenk3 says:

    the top 10 stories underreported or misreported in 2015

  15. Dora says:

    I knew about the ‘w’ keys, but I didn’t realize the damage was so extensive. They sound like maniacs! Why didn’t they have to pay for this? What a question – they are the Clintons.

    Many 2016 Voters Don’t Know Team Clinton Trashed The White House In 2001 – Here’s the GAO Report…

    When considering how the office of the presidency is regarded by the Clintons, a new generation of voters may not know about Team Clinton: writing vulgar messages on the White House office walls, destroying furniture, slicing chair cushions, ripping phones out of walls, removing the historical door knobs, stealing items, switching around the fax machines, gluing desk drawers closed, carving into desk tops, removing the “w” key from all the computer keyboards, and much worse.

  16. AFVet says:

    Let’s not forget what the Clinton’s did to the WH when W was elected.
    Personally, I don’t want them anywhere it again.

  17. helenk3 says:

    if this evil old goat is against them, they must be good for America

    soros==perfect example of only the good die young

  18. mothy67, says:

    I hate my mom she hates me. I love my mom but I hate her. Bitch i s a didactic psychiatric nurse. I am her gay son that was born with two holes in my heart. We fight. She hates the gheys. Last night we had a major ugly fight 3 am I saw her look in on me I live in the garage she just stood outside my door. I fucking hate/love my mom. Today is her birthday. I bought ten bottles of Asti Spumanti a cake and hundred in scratch offs. I looked and said fuck off . We argue but I was up at 9 am buying the monster champagne. I am an asshole sheis an asshole we deal. My mom hates h o mo s. Piss off I am her gay son. I have no tolerance for pity

    • votermom says:


      sounds like you and your mom love each other a lot which is why you fight a lot – kinda messed up but there it is
      praying for you both

      • mothy67, says:

        I love my mom. I am an asshole. Today is her birthday. Baby girl is not a piece of trash because my fierce mom stepped up. She protected this child like a savage animal. Great grandmother fighting for a kid. I am a fag this child had no one. I did the diaper thing but my mom chimed in. I do not subscribe to pity. Kid won an award for push ups. Never will I let her get on the pity train

  19. AFVet says:

    Better watch this before it is taken down.
    The Clinton legacy starting in Arkansas.
    Larry Nichols, Judges, victims.
    Long video but you can scroll through it.

  20. votermom says:

    • lizzy says:

      I think that we should try a position that these sorts of laws allow the establishment of Islam as a state religion which is prohibited by the Constitution. I am of the opinion that Islam is not a religion because it controls all aspects of not only believers lives but all peoples. Establishing a sharia theocracy.

  21. Myiq2xu says:

  22. driguana says:

    Yes, it has been a very strange year, indeed, but it was made tolerable by being able to run and hide here in the Crawdad Hole when I needed to get away from the delusions of reality and feel safe among like-minded compatriots. Love you all…hooping for real change this year! Have a fun and safe evening…even if it’s in your own living room!!

  23. Dora says:

    Anyone who owns stock might want to read this update.

    NYSE Trader Update

  24. Myiq2xu says:


  25. Jadzia says:

    So what is everybody doing tonight? I have been working around the clock and am too tired to go out, so we are drinking wine from Ikea (KLASSY!) and binge-watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix.

    Anybody want to play “Drunk or Kid”? Because I have a great one.

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I vote for Drunk!

    • 1539days says:

      Is drunk kid allowed?

    • Somebody says:

      We’re watching football. The first games of the college football national championship are this afternoon and tonight. It’s kind of weird to have the games on New Years Eve, but they’re on and I plan to watch!

      Unfortunately for me my neighbors have already started getting tanked. They have the garage door open and the geriatric garage band is already playing….it’s 3:42 in the afternoon and they’ve already started partying. At this point I can hear the band only in the front rooms of my house. Mind you they are across the cul-de-sac from me and it’s a big enough cul-de-sac for a semi to use and not have to back up to get out, just go around it.

      The drunker they get the louder they get and the worse they play, especially the singing. They’ve been so loud before that they drowned out my surround sound in my family room in the back of my house and my house is big. I plan to watch the games in my family room, the man cave is on the front of the house so it’s out which sucks because that TV is the 4k TV. If they are so loud that they drown out the football game I’m going to come unglued. They only think they’ve seen me be a bitch, they’ve just seen me be a little snippy. If they get too loud they’ll see full on bitch tonight!

      What will irritate me even more than the band is if any of the neighbors come knocking on my door, all drunk insisting we go party with them. If they’re drunk enough they will just walk in or at least try to, so I have to remember to lock up. I want to watch the football game. I really, really hope they don’t show up at my sliding glass doors wanting to watch the game either. There are only a couple of them that can watch football the rest of them talk and try to be the center of attention or worse, they just turn on the stereo to drown out the game.

      *** I promise I’m not a bad neighbor, nor am I unsociable. I just have my limits. Maybe I’ll record a little of their drunk “jamming” tonight so everybody can hear what I put up with. 40 year old rock music never sounded worse, trust me.

      • Jadzia says:

        I want to hear the music! We accompanied the Ikea wine with snails and oysters. It’s CRAZY here, I tell ya what.

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I went streaking on NYE and got caught by my mom. Drunk or kid?

      • Somebody says:

        I vote drunk on the NYE streaking.

        I attempted a 3 point turn at a gas station between two gas islands with cars at them……drunk or kid?

      • Jadzia says:

        I think this is a trick question and you were a drunk teenager.

  26. Myiq2xu says:

    • Myiq2xu says:

      I’d love to depose that kid.

      Did you have an erection? Did you stick it in her? Did you have an orgasm? Did it feel good?


      • 1539days says:

        Even though the teacher passes the “is she hot?” test, it’s probably a bad idea to encourage that stuff.

        • elliesmom says:

          Two of my 13 year old students had sex with the mom of another 13 year old boy. She went to jail for a year when one of the boy’s dads overheard him bragging about it. The boys felt really bad they got her in trouble with the law. While I don’t condone it in any way, older women initiating younger men and even boys into sex has been part of our culture for a long, long time. The idea that it traumatizes the boy is what’s new.

    • DandyTIger says:

      I would like to be traumatized next please.

  27. mothy67, says:

    So funny my mom cannot drink. My grandmother, her mother, was a drunken slut. For reals. I was seven when I caught her “performing”. My mom has five sisters and they are all prudes. Pendulum thing. So conservative. Nanny was loose. She was a barfly during the thirties. She was married 9 times. My great grandfather forced her to marry an old guy(my grandfather) he was 40 years older than her. They lived in a shack had six kids. I am one of six grew up so poor. Outhose no phone. I was so ashamed as a kid I’d walk blocks after the bus. So poor we used to use newspaper as toilet paper. So what I get to give of myself to a brat. Think about it my kid might feel sorry for herself. Bullshit. I am great gay uncle. I will wait until shr is 60 before I tell her I was a junkie w i th Basquat. Ilove my kid my experiences are hers.

  28. Myiq2xu says:

  29. Myiq2xu says:

    I’m running low so I gotta go to the liquor store before I get too drunk to drive.

    • Myiq2xu says:

      Protip: Lots of people get busted for DUI while on beer runs. Plan ahead.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Sweetie, years ago I was introduced to Long Island Iced Teas at an office party. So good, I had 4, long story short, I didn’t remember driving home. How scary is that ? So lucky I’m able to type that, and not from prison.

  30. lyn says:

    I love Lucy!

  31. taw46 says:

    Happy New Year to everyone! Here comes 2016, the last year for Obama. (Or is it? I have believed for a few years now, that he will never leave.) Anyway, hope you all have a safe and happy evening. You guys are the best!

  32. Dora says:

    For the old timers. 🙂

  33. Myiq2xu says:

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  35. mothy67, says:

    Caitlyn Jenner smokes? Why do I think a former Olympian smoking is wierder than being a trans? I am drunk called for a car going to the casino. I am such a dork. I walked to bank took out 500 I am leaving all cards at home. Casino has some sort of time space warp. I walk in and loose days. I love to gamble. I live 15 minutes from casino. I went once all last year. I got a hotel room and spent three days playing poker in the same clothes. I left three hundred up and I only stopped because I smelled I took a cab to my home I planned on going back but the brief ride broke the spell. I work to hard to throw money away. Four dollars for OJ pains me but I will spend thousands at a table. I am not going. I am drunk. I will walk to local bar and play nickel machine. I can play all night on 50. I think I just made a drunken adult decision. 50 dollars versus 500. Local pub has illegal machines. Every small bar does it. Drinks are free if you are playing. I know the odds I owned a bar. Strange thing I had a digital juke box. I got half I was making two grand a month. I thought no but people wanted to hear thier songs. I had to call my mchine guy because juke box was too full. I bought this bar it had been a drug den. Reslly bad place. I walked door to door. I re invented the place. I had the local priest coming in. I had a curse jar gave every cent to local school. Place was a heroin den. I took it over and changed it. I had cops sitting around all afternoon. Previous owner sold pitchers for 5 dollars with a bag of ice. Junkies. I bought her bar. I did 11,000a night in two weeks. I got bored. I quit. My brother Jim sold it for a profit. Yep we are Jim and Tim.

    • swanspirit says:

      Before I went to nursing school, I worked part time as a short order cook in a combination liquor store, deli, and dinette, in Baltimore. I worked with the owner’s daughter, and her name was Joanie; so we were Joanie and Toni 🙂

  36. lyn says:

    2016 probably will suck too, but let’s enjoy today!

  37. mothy67, says:

    I bought a restaurant in 1982. Not a big deal. I still own it. Family Dollar wants to buy it. I had no idea there are three apartments under ground. I had no clue. ,
    Corner of kitchen a door that goes down ten storis and then there are three three bedroom apartments. . Nuts.

  38. leslie says:

    Watching the MI State game. Switched to NBC to peek at the coverage of NYeve in Chicago. Big mistake. It’s too early for that. Instead, I they were broadcasting a Politically Correct conversation on race in America. With a clip of — Rachel Dolezal ! Don’t go there. I flew back to the game. Maybe I’ll look after this game is over. Maybe not.

  39. Myiq2xu says:

  40. lyn says:

    It’s 17 degrees outside.

  41. 1539days says:

    Fox News is begging to get on my nerves. They were talking with the Trump family until 4 seconds before midnight. Seriously? This is supposed to be a New Year’s show.

  42. cynic says:

    Wishing you all a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2016!

    We’re enjoying spending lots of time with family this holiday season. Worked on that 2000 pc puzzle yesterday, and hope to finish it before DH goes back to work on Mon. It would be nice to get my dining room table back!

    Have a wonderful day!

    oh, and being the party animal that I am, I fell asleep last night at 8:00. yeesh

  43. mothy67, says:

    I did not go to casino. Hit the local pub. Gambling is a sickness. I went in at 8 and left at 2 . I sat at a poker machine by myself for 6 hours. Went in with 500 woke up with 1053. Bunch of little girls are going to see Star Wars tomorrow. Nice that I will not puke at the concession. Seriously movies are insane. 15 a ticket sodas popcorn goobers. 200 for 5 kids. One of my brats friends is one of 5. I cannot fathom what that costs. Food alone would kill me. How is this for cool. Pup’s friend’s momtook a job at Duquesne University in the dining services. Tuition for her kids is included. She has 5. Years ago my mom worked at Western Psych(part of Pitt) and they included it back then no more. 35,000 a year times 5 kids times 4 years. Youngest is in 4th grade so it will probably be 50 k in eight years. I think I might get one of those job things. Nah I am not legal guardian so it would be pointless

  44. mothy67, says:

    Want your head to explode. Graduates of a city of Pittsburgh public school get two free years at Pitt. They are the largest employer in the county. UPMC is everywhere. Have a 50 billion dollar endowment but they pay no taxes as they are not for profit. To avoid taxes they struck a deal giving tuition to city residents. I have a Pittsburgh zip code but I am in the burbs. My property tax is yuuge but there are 17 kids in her class. City school have 50. Her education is the single most important thing in my lifr. We have two elementary schools. Her class is under 100. I love it. She is not a number. She has taken ballet for 6 years. My town has a light up night Shay did a solo every teacher was there. My mom sits at home counting those annoying school things that come on cereal. Like thousands. I asked what kind of money is that. 80 dollars. My mother spent all day counting box tops. I said I can make a 100 dollar donation. Nope she counted them all. Did you know they have expiration dates. They have to be sorted by the number of points. So annoying. My mom is Shaypup’s great grandmother. She works every event. Quite often kids come to the house after school because parents work.Anyhow the last day before Christmas the teachers gave my mom a 200 dollar gift card to local super market. They said they do it every year for an exceptional parent. She cried for days. I say fuck off to pity party broken kids. Pup was thrown away. She has straight A’s a green belt, amazing dancer. My dad her great grandfather has COPD yet he coaches her softball league. He has a fucking oxygen tank but all the girls love pap. I found her in a welfare daycare center. Smelled so bad. I picked her up those little fat arms wrapped themselves around my neck. I am an asshole but she never went back. I raised her. . DeBlasio eants to extend day care. I find that so offensive. Kids need touch. I saw real horror when I picked her up. Play pens like cages lined up. Awful. I was 40 I had no choice. She was never going back to that hell. I quit my job subletted my New York apartment and dealt with a kid. I beliive in her. I was a New Yorker striving to be profound. I had access. I chose to color a little girl’s life. I have no regrets. I might have won a Tooy but for fucks sake i watch my baby girl win MVP many times in softball. I have trophy cases for her. I think this throw away child excels because she knows people believe in her. I loathe Hillary. I think she is an insult to women. I trust my gut. I do not like her. I do not like Rubio or Cruz. I am not a real parent but I try to see the world through my kids eyes. I am onlyl half stupid. Obama freaked me out. Rubio is so gross. I like Trump. I am an asshole he is an asshole. Consider 9 years ago I met a brat I am an asshole. I actually offend myself. For all my faults I reared a good kid. I think Trump is like that.

  45. mothy67, says:

    I love my kid. I never drink around her but I have end stage liver rot. They gave me two months four years ago. I was on transplant list. I will be 49 on the 25th. I cannot take an organ from a kid. No no no. I had open heart in 1970. I am so lucky. Two holes one the size of a quarter. Pig valves. I lived not going to take a liver from a kid. I am so blessed. Most kids who had what I had are retarded. Called blue babies. I have an IQ of 138. I am 48 do not understand how life fucks with you. I am a gay man that is a great uncle. . I have a yuuge scar on my throat from trachs. One side of my chest is half an inch higher because after open heart they used a new wire. Broke through my chest. I grew up using newspaper for toilet paper. So poor I ate parmesean cheese out of my hand. I have had a good life I can take care of my grand niece. I am such a selfish asshole. I thought I could die and leave her everything. So wrong she loves her TT needs me . I never drink around uer but I get drunk always by myself. I hide my drinking. I put my bottles in neigbbors trash. I h

  46. mothy67, says:

    I am not suicidal but I have thought about it. I could never hurt my parents. I have so many drugs. I could OD no problem. 50 mgs of atarax, 10/mg paxel but load o f propanol. Spironlactate furosomide. Lactulose. I went AMA years ago. I couldnot take all those pills. I am still alive

  47. mothy67, says:

    I think I wil be alive for a long time. I am an asshole. I fight with stones. I bicker with the world. Too angry to perish.

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