I’m not gonna lie. I took an ambien before I wrote this post, so things could get a little crazy. Just #KeepingItReal.
Have I told you how much I hate hashtag abuse? You know what I mean. Like when someone posts on Facebook and they add about a dozen hashtags, most of which make no sense except to them. This is my grandbaby! #cuteness #sweet #pinchthosecheeks #mydna #BabyEdna
Yeah, that’s the media these days. They have no idea how to use this thing, and they are coping by over-intuiting. It’s hilarious to watch them just get comfortable with a new strategy, and *WHAM* the game changes. It’s a whole new political game with The Donald running, and it’s kind of fun.
Yesterday The Don crossed a couple of thresholds. For the first time he broke 50% in a national poll, according to YouGov. With last night’s 3 of 4 wins, he’s also won 19 states this primary season, 16 in March alone. #TrumpTrain might be the most technically correct political hashtag since #ObamaAteDog. #IJS
At press time, Missouri was too close to call with 99% reporting. This was on both sides. Bernie may yet manage to hang on in Missouri, mostly because Melissa Click provided him with #SomeMuscle. She had to do SOMETHING after getting fired. #AmIRite??? The ole Bernster did lose in Ohio, which was a surprise to him and the #Bernouts. #IBlameChicago
Ted Cruz had a small lead for a minute in Missouri, and then gave the most. boring. speech. ever. In a creepy nod to Reagan, Cruz actually promised to bring
morning mourning back to America.
While Cruz was speaking, CNN showed him slipping back into second place in a sidebar. Delicious. At press time, The Don was still clinging to his razor-thin lead in this bizarre state with all precincts reporting, yet no one would call it for him. #JobDescriptionsMatter
In summation, the media bloviated, Kasich got a gold star from his momma, #TrumpTrain picked up more steam, Hillary held Bernie back, and Cruz stole a line from Reagan.
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