Just when I am on the verge of losing all faith in humanity, baseball season starts. Yesterday Hunter Pence hit a grand salami in the 8th to nail down a victory over the Hated Dodgers.

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140 Responses to #BeatLA

  1. 49erDweet says:

    Is it OK if I call ’em the Chavez Ravine Dodgers? I don’t like ’em, but grew up in LA.

  2. blowme0bama says:

    Baseball is the most boring sport to watch on TV. Going TO the games is pretty cool, but for some reason it just doesn’t translate well over TV. Pro football, otoh is far better on TV than going to the game.

    • 49erDweet says:

      Yeah, but the NFL Commissioner has suddenly assumed an all-knowing moral mantle on social justice issues that’s gonna eventually spell their slide into becoming “also rans”. They’ll survive but not thrive. Football’s a game, not a throne. {{slams head on desk}}

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Have you ever watched soccer? Fishing? Golf?

      Watching baseball is a leisurely past-time. You relax and talk between pitches and plays. Or you surf the net. Those of us with ADD can DVR the games and just cut to the action.

    • mothy67 says:

      I watchvon tv , but listen to the radio. TV guys are annoying.
      Hockey is the bestest.

      • leslie says:

        I watch baseball on tv and listen to the radio, as well. But the announcers on the radio are now so full of themselves… I was driving one day last summer, and trying to listen to the game. The announcers talked about everything BUT the game for at least 10 minutes. I didn’t know if the game was over, postponed, called, or if they were still playing. Sooo frustrating. Hockey is great, but most of the time I can’t see the puck, so when a goal is scored, (Kinda like watching golf – I only know by the sound of the crowd.

    • blowme0bama says:

      I think it has to do with the limited field of view. There’s a lot more going on than just the constant camera focus on the Pitcher. It used to be “a thing” to go to minor league games where I grew up. It’s pretty popular now here in Biloxi (Brewers farm team).

    • DeniseVB says:

      I agree about football, the only seats we can usually afford are in the nosebleeds and the players are about an inch high from that view. We end up watching the jumbotron to see what’s going on on the field.

      • blowme0bama says:

        Yeah, on TV, the players are much bigger than life.

        College football, otoh, is equal to pro on TV, but FAR better at the game. You can’t capture that college energy on TV.

        • Myiq2xu™ says:

          Watching football on TV, watching football live and playing football are three different things. Even a “friendly game” of touch football can get pretty physical. If you love the mechanics of the game and being able to see every play in detail, stay home and watch the game on TV.

          Going to NFL or NCAA football games is a semi-religious experience. Nobody shows up, watches the game and leaves. It’s a major social event. Season ticket holders spend thousands of $$$ every year on tickets and tailgating. Some spend even more to travel to away games. You can have a great time and hardly see the game.

          High School football is a whole ‘nuther universe, especially in Texas.

          • Myiq2xu™ says:

            The SFGiants have successfully marketed watching games at AT&T Park as an “experience”. That’s why they draw crowds even when the team isn’t doing well.

            Fans of the Hated Dodgers show up late and leave early, and stop going to games when the team is out of contention.

    • John Denney says:

      New guy asked if I liked sports.
      “Oh, yeah! Hunting, fishing, target shooting, archery, skeet, canoeing, downhill skiing, water skiing, swimming, diving, roller skating, surfing, sailing, cross country skiing, back packing, rock climbing . . ., how ’bout you?”
      “Oh, uh, I like basketball and football.”
      City kid.😦

      • blowme0bama says:

        Heh… Pretty accurate. Love wingshooting, used to love the rock climbing, camping backpacking stuff, but just don’t have the energy for that any more.

  3. leslie says:

    White Sox at home opening day is today. The game is scheduled to start at 3:something. It’s been raining and snowing all day. They plan to play unless there is a flood or blizzard. Their record is 3-0. I think they should just quit now while they’re ahead.

  4. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Sports is the original reality television.

  5. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Shorter politics news: Trump is an incompetent loser who is gonna lose, lose, lose. (Ignore all evidence to the contrary.)

    • DeniseVB says:

      I know, news is unwatchable with all the pundits intent on destroying him. Meanwhile, Obama still destroys our country, but it’s not his fault, the GOP is racist.

  6. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I don’t know what is worse, discovering that the primary process is just a sham or the number of people who are okay with that fact.

  7. Myiq2xu™ says:

  8. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • blowme0bama says:

      Absolutely true. After Fed, state income, local property taxes plus whatever addition “district” and utility taxes are added together, not including SALES tax, I’m pretty sure between 45 to 50 % of my income goes to pay my betters in government and for distribution to the presiding junta s friends, donors, and favored groups.

      • lyn says:

        The landline telephone taxes are high too.

        • blowme0bama says:

          Saw where FCC wants an 18% tax on cell bills to be implemented for “fair broadband” subsidies to “the poor”.

        • leslie says:

          That’s for certain. I once called AT&T to ask about a lower phone plan. The woman in “customer service” actually laughed at me. (She was not a very good pr person) and said I had the lowest plan there is. (Not true) I told her that I knew of people who had lower phone plans and that I wanted to speak with her supervisor. I probably don’t use my landline more than 3 times/month and usually to receive local calls. They refused to lower my phone plan and said it was as high as it is due to the area taxes. I pay nearly $35/month for nothing. I keep it because cell phone reception is poor in my apartment. texting is fine and internet service is fine. But phone service/reception is not.

          • mothy67 says:

            I still don’t understand how the arab spring took place. They said it was fueled by social media. So all these people making 5/week all have data plans and facebook guy just happened to be there. What a load of tosh.

          • lyn says:

            We have a basic cell phone for emergencies, and that $12.50 a month. Our Centurylink landline with DSL costs $65 a month.

          • leslie says:

            That’s what I used to have. My cell phone service is relatively low ($30). It’s lower than my landline. But my kids text and no matter what I’ve said, that is their preferred method of communication. So I’m pretty much forced to have my cell with me all the time . . . I hate it.

          • swanspirit says:

            I use Magic Jack for my land line, $37.00 a year, works fine. Cell phone reception is poor in my house too, and I don’t want to go stand on the front porch to talk on the phone.

          • leslie says:

            I’ll have to explore this Magic Jack. Thanks.

          • smile says:

            Mothy, Cell phone service is very cheap outside of the USA. It is super cheap in Asia and I would imagine in Africa and S.America. Not only is it super cheap, they also get more benefits. For example, they don’t have to pay for incoming calls and they can make int’l calls and texts. So cheap that even beggars and homeless have cell phones.

          • mothy67 says:

            Many questions on that?
            Why so cheap first among them.
            5 dollars a week still does not leave room for a data plan and why was a facebook person on the ground.
            It was a fabrication. That failed nkw we have ISIS.

      • mothy67 says:

        The cell phone tax pisses me off. The free phones come from that.

        • blowme0bama says:

          Yeah, and you probably saw where they want to increase that (and probably a tax on internet services as well) to 18% to provide subsidies for “poor people” to gain broadband access.

          • mothy67 says:

            In PA they add 5 to liquor at the state stores then charge you tax on the bottle tax. Same with cigarettes. You pay tax on tax.

          • mothy67 says:

            And yet the white guy who worked 20 years in a factory that is no more is held responsible for his bad life choices.

          • blowme0bama says:

            Yeah, we’ve all had more of this shit than we can stomach. It’s about to come to an end – one way or another.

    • Jadzia says:

      Absolutely! I meet so many people over here who think that America is the land of low taxes because they have a general idea of what the federal income tax is. Then I’m like, “Um, California’s got a state income tax of like 9% and then there’s sales tax and some cities have a city tax and if you work in NYC there’s the commuter tax even if you DON’T live there and that’s why I live in HIGH TAX WESTERN EUROPE and I pay less than I did in Los Angeles and would you like to hear about the self-employment tax?”

      And then they back away slowly because they don’t want to poke the crazy.

  9. Dora says:

    Newsmax/Fabrizio Lee Poll: Trump Has ‘Commanding Lead’ Over Hillary on National Security


  10. helenk3 says:


    blast from the past
    fast and furious documents released to congress

  11. Dora says:

    When I read this, I went in the other room to tell Tom. but I couldn’t get it out. I was cracking up. I just kept telling him “This is not a joke. It’s not a joke”.🙂

    Bernie Sanders to speak at Vatican conference with Pope Francis on social, environmental and economic issues, insists invite wasn’t his idea


    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I have tried to give that man the benefit of the doubt -but I should have listened to my gut instincts from 12 years of Catholic school. Jesuit + South America = Communist. Loyola – the father of the SJW (Society of Jesus Warriors) brigade. I am sure the Jorge and Bernie are well aware of what they are doing. Old Jorge needs to mind his own store’s disorder – not the USA.

  12. mothy67 says:

    Might I also add that obama wants to give social security to illegals but those who worked their entire lives got no COLA last year. My parents worked their asses off and have little retirement. My mom has a decent 401 and a small retirement, but my dad only has SS. Not because the were not responsible, but because they had 5 kids. We did okay without a tv or phone. No debt save a few grand in medical bills. African Americans are more likely to not have any resources and they get no COLA.
    Earned income credit blows my mind..

    • 49erDweet says:

      Mothy, did the national cost of living go up? I thought it was stagnant and am too tired to Google it.

      • leslie says:

        Last evening there was a report on the news that there had been no cost of living increase for the past 2 years and so the USPS is lowering the cost of first class mail by 2 cents this year from .49 to .47 per stamp.

        • 49erDweet says:

          Yeah. Not surprised. And of course that explains why no COLA. TY. My retirement has one of those clauses, too, but we’ve made it a rule to just live on 75% to give us our own hedge.

          • leslie says:

            Great idea. When I retired last summer, I decided to save my SS and try to live on my small pension – Just to have some kind of cushion. Probably wise, since IL pension fund has been eaten away by legistators’ dispensing those funds for everything EXCEPT pensions.

          • 49erDweet says:

            Good planning. My honey figured out how we’d save by paying off our introductory low rate auto loan, so we did. LOL. FoMoCo now wants to sell me a new Lincoln every month.

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  14. DeniseVB says:

    I should have been paying attention more to NC, but what exactly is causing other states and cities to boycott visiting there? Just saw where Bruce Springsteen canceled a concert in “solidarity with the brave warriors for equality”. WTF?

    • elliesmom says:

      It’s a new law respecting religious liberty, but mostly it’s about the provision requiring people to use the bathroom that corresponds to the sex on their birth certificate.

      • blowme0bama says:

        Which I can’t understand why these people just HAVE to pee in the ladie’s room now rather than where they’ve been peeing all their life.

        • elliesmom says:

          If they’re successfully passing as women, all they had to was to go in the stall and shut the store. This is political. Because nothing will never be enough.

          • 49erDweet says:

            It’s not the peeing in the ladies room. It’s everybody LIKING that they pee there.

          • Lulu says:

            Exactly. They don’t want “tolerance” but wholehearted approval. The “self obsessed” don’t understand that they are not the center of the universe and not only do people not think about them enough to “approve” of them or much of anything but really do not give a rat’s ass if they exist. This is a very difficult concept for them. Small children think this way because their brains have not developed beyond it. So much of the behavior of the extreme left is arrested development and they are stuck behaviorally. They demand to be infantilized and no one has the time, interest or thinks it is good for them. Give them a Binky. Maybe some pull-ups so they just crap their pants.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Geeesh, is that all ? Wonder what the rules are in Iran ? Oh well, probably the only way I’d get to meet Chaz Bono😉

      • mothy67 says:

        Call me whatever you want I do not want a man in the bathroom with my brat.

        • DeniseVB says:

          I’ve already heard of pervs dressing as woman to stalk women and girls in public bathrooms, be careful of them too.

          • mothy67 says:

            No way. No how do I want men sharing a bathroom with a girl. Just no no no no. Adult restrooms at a bar or club who cares. If I am at an amusement park with a 9 year old bet your ass she is going to learn to use a toilet while talking to me on the phone as I stand at the door scaring all parents away. I’ll probably be arrested for loitering.
            Pediatricians are saying hormone therapy to block puberty is akin to child abuse. What will the results be longterm. A girl can be butch a boy can be fem. Why not let them at least get through puberty. Men that prey on children go to extremes. They risk everything to look at kiddie porn. Prison!!!! How is that not a threat? Dressing up in drag.
            No,I am a GAY man if you have a penis or were born with a penis stay out of restrooms that are accessible to girls. Hypocritically, I feel the same way about w2m but not as adamant.

        • Venus says:

          Pediatricians are saying hormone therapy to block puberty is akin to child abuse. What will the results be longterm. A girl can be butch a boy can be fem. Why not let them at least get through puberty

          I totally agree. Doctors are saying that because it’s true! And you don’t need an M.D. to know that. The world has gone mad.
          Also, I agree wit you not wanting a man in the bathroom with a little girl. The world is going mad trying to characterize people against this as being “haters” or whatever.
          Seriously, the L, the G, and the B need to kick the T out of their club, because the T is going to ruin it for the rest of them.

          • mothy67 says:

            I am hated because I believe in mom and dad. I am also a great gay uncle that loves a child. She is not my choice. She getscon my nerves. Not my kid. SHe is doing well. I wish she had a mom and dad. She was not given that instead she got great grandparents and a great gay uncle. No poor poor pitiful me. She achieves. So kind. She told me at 9 she thrives on competition. She is 9.
            Just a second. I was born poor. Should I stay there. My kid is going to discover a great big lie. I told her I was an HVIC worker that taught Taylor Swift how to play, I also told her that my momma gave me a bag of many colors to use and then I told her I will always always love you. Will

        • leslie says:

          It is discomforting. I’ve already experienced it and was so dismayed. There, in the stall next to me was a person standing up and peeing into the toilet. PLUS did not flush and walked out without washing afterwards. There was pee on the floor and on the toilet seat, and since there were no paper towels – just a blow dryer – I had to wait to get toilet paper before I could touch the door handle to leave. I’m still creeped out by it.

  15. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Now that Bill Clinton has cowardly walked back his comments re: BLM yesterday, I want to walk back any warm fuzzy nostalgia I may have briefly experienced.

  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Apparently Colorado doesn’t even bother with holding sham primary votes and just lets the party insiders pick the winners.

  17. DeniseVB says:

    Who said Golf is boring? 🙂

  18. DeniseVB says:

    Ayup ….

    • mothy67 says:

      Oh god that reminds me of the most twisted horror film I ever saw. It’s called the Human Centipede. I only watched it because the reviews were so rife with anger. I had to see what it was about. I DO NOT RECOMMEND. So gross. I like a good scare and gratuitous violence doesn’t shock me. This was too much for me. By the way I am on season 5 of Game of Thrones. I was so upset by Reek but I keep watching. It’s a sick show.

  19. DeniseVB says:

    LOL, Kirstie’s being attacked on twitter, her time line is a hoot and she’s punching back. I’ve always liked her, except for that Scientology crazy stuff. (She was the only Cheers cast member that didn’t make a guest appearance on Frasier because Kelsey Grammer played a psychiatrist, and Scientologists don’t believe in that stuff).

  20. DeniseVB says:

    Hmmm, tempted …. and so it begins

    • mothy67 says:

      Never been to Cleveland but according to bing maps its 2 hours 28 minutes from my door.

  21. Venus says:

    I remember my very first tax return after my first summer job — I felt so important filling out my 1040 EZ with my dad helping me and we got to that question about the voluntarily contribution to the presidential election funds. I actually checked the box yes — and was so proud to do it! LOL
    Now, of course, I’m exactly like the lady in the cartoon — over my dead body am I giving them even a dime more than I owe.

    • Jadzia says:

      Ha ha ha. See also: “Would you like to make a $25 contribution to the state bar’s diversity fund? How about the bar-history project?” NO. STOP ASKING. I also love that they add it automatically to your bill and you have to opt out. I shouldn’t even type that, it could give the IRS ideas….

      • 49erDweet says:

        They learned it from the “free” weather app people on smartphones. Takes months to get rid of them.

      • Lulu says:

        That reminds me. I caused a stink a year so so ago because the local food bank was handing out all the local stuff to illegals. Said illegals would pull up in new pickup trucks, Escalades, etc and haul stuff out on flat buggies to load up. Locals who were short of funds at the end of the month or had a fire got zip. Anyway the big money dried up and the place is now empty and Catholic Charities has not much to give them, I see illegals stomping out of the building with empty hands, getting into new cars and pealing out in fury. A LOCAL charity is now administered by a Protestant church co-op who hand out grocery store gift cards after presenting ID, income proof, proof of local residence, and a police or fire department report of loss for emergencies or a medical bill. They will also pay for utilities but only directly to the utility. NO CASH handed out. Drunks, the crazed and junkies are asked to leave the premises with police assistance. The Baptists and Presbyterians do not screw around. It is a big hit because poor people get to pick out their own food instead of some leftover crap and they don’t have to compete with a mob at the food bank stripping shelves only on Monday mornings.

        • leslie says:

          Good for you, Lulu. I wish more people were as informed and eager to take a stand for fairness as you are. 🙂

  22. mothy67 says:

    How about fuck you. I hate Game of Thrones but I cannot stop watching. Reek is so disturbing. I cannot stop watching. It is a hopeless show.

  23. Dora says:

    Wow! Keep sending those cards!

  24. Dora says:

    For cat lovers. That’s not me, but some of these kittens are cute.

    Sand Cats: Where The Adults Are Kittens And The Kittens Are Also Kittens


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  26. taw46 says:

    I lived in Phoenix for about 10 years and visited the San Xavier del Bac mission near Tucson. It was built in the late 1700’s. Someone has vandalized this beautiful and peaceful mission. What is wrong with people, no respect for anything.


    • elliesmom says:

      “In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.

    • leslie says:

      Yes, there was a good reason for the mgr to pull the pitcher. He is young; had already thrown 100 pitches and still had 2+ innings to pitch. The mgr was saving the young pitcher’s arm and possibly the game. It’s in his job description.

  27. leslie says:

    OT again ~ Thank you *everyone* for your comments and feedback r/t toaster ovens. I’m going to BB&B this morning. I wanted to shop yesterday, but had Calamity and she had an earache, and I didn’t want to take her out when it was so cold and snowy. So I’m taking my 20% coupon and getting a toaster oven.😉

    • Somebody says:

      Enjoy your shopping trip Leslie!! I hope you find the perfect toaster oven, although I’m still pretty nervous about your upcoming surgery. Is there any way possible someone could stay with you for at least a week or two?? Even if it is only in the evenings?? Could you possibly hire someone to help you out??

      • leslie says:

        Thanks, Somebody. I’m working on it. It really depends on when the surgery is scheduled – and where. I’ve had generous offers from all my sibs to stay with them, but they are all out of town – in different directions & states. My kids really can’t do it, but I think I’ll be able to hire a nurse or someone to help. I still have another MD to meet with and will have to consider what hospital and what the MDs’ thoughts are r/t recovery. I’ll be certain to let you know what the plans are. But It’ll all be okay.
        (How do you do fingers crossed in html?)

        • elliesmom says:

          Maybe Meals on Wheels?

          • leslie says:

            I wonder if they would be available. It never occurred to me to use them. Hopefully I won’t need them. Thanks for the idea.

        • foxyladi14 says:

          Sending prayers Leslie. ❤

          • leslie says:

            Foxy, I appreciate your thoughts and prayers. I still don’t know when, but I’ll make certain my daughter #1 will let you all know when it happens.

        • 49erDweet says:

          Our church has been super great on support. Chomping on the bit to help. Wish you were near us. Praying.

          • leslie says:

            Thank you so much 49er. I’m very nervous about this, but one of the surgeons reminded me that surgery has saved my twice and there’s nothing to think it won’t be successful the third time. Your prayers are more than welcome. I have you and your sweetie in mine. ❤

  28. Somebody says:

    Someone posted this on another site and I thought it was pretty well done. It’s a refutation to that horrible piece in NRO that Klown did a post about too.

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