Donald Trump running away with almost 70% of the vote 20 minutes after the polls close. Trump projected as winner at 9:00:01.
Dem primary still too close to call. My progressive uncle and his feminist daughter voted Bernie. That said, he’s in PA tonight, so his internals weren’t showing him winning, and he probably won’t win. The news networks needed something to keep the lo-fo voters tuned in, though.
This is another mother fucking open thread. Klown, man, we need you!