Flying Feces Round Up & Open Thread


Whew, the internals coming out of Indiana must be scary for the media. They’re back to throwing the kitchen sink–full of monkey feces–at The Donald. There are several fronts in what appear to be some obvious media coordination, but the most direct hit is an article about Melania Trump in GQ. It’s a massively manipulative hit piece on someone who appears to be a very nice–and somewhat naive–lady. They hit her on the following topics:

  • Melania is supposedly not clever, according to someone from long ago who doesn’t have the balls to put a name on their words, and is apparently frightfully jealous.
  • There are rumors that Melania had a boob job.
  • Melania’s father had a bastard before he married her mother, and then hid it from the family–her half brother, who goes by the nickname Jon Snow, is interviewed the first time.
  • Melania is a stereotypical stay-at-home mom. She doesn’t even employ a nanny–the traitor!
  • Melania may be an even more retro first lady than our current gardening, 50s-style dress-wearing first-lady.
  • Worst of all, Melania was never in her life a party girl.

There’s more. So much more. It’s ungodly how snearingly this mean-girl reporter Julia Ioffe writes about someone who actually cooperated with her on an interview. FFS, that’ll never happen again. I hope you enjoy your locker-room butt-pats, Ms. Ioffe, because if Trump is elected, your career as a journalist is over. I’ll enjoy reading about that, for sure.

In other news, the apoplectic #NeverTrump flagship Red State (I won’t link to it) published an article a few days ago about some Klan leader who made approving remarks about Donald Trump. Clearly Klansmen aren’t human and thus aren’t entitled to holding opinions and if they do, it’s Donald Trump’s fault. About 20,000 media sub-units are now reporting on this. Because getting Bernie supporters to the Hillary Side® can only be accomplished by alternately bleating “racist! racist! racist!” with “KKK! KKK! KKK!” The fuck?

Oh, and in case any of you women thought you would think for yourself, let’s start a rousing chorus of “Mike Tyson, the rapist, whispered in The Donald’s ear in 1992.” You know that old drinking song, right? It’s the one they play to get in you in the mood.

FFS, this shit is so stupid. And so transparent. Same old shit, different year. Here’s the 2016 Yearbook Photo of The Media from last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. They were flinging in effigy, as Donald Trump did not oblige them with his presence this year. Good luck with that next year, bitches! I hope Trump serves them bread and water.

monkeys fling

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123 Responses to Flying Feces Round Up & Open Thread

  1. votermom says:

    I hope you enjoy your locker-room butt-pats, Ms. Ioffe, because of Trump is elected, your career as a journalist is over.

    I don’t know if we’ll have to wait if Trump is elected. You know how Melania has those dangerous eyes? I bet she manages to get revenge before Election day.

  2. Anthony says:

    Right out of the gate, Ioffe comes out swinging. Opening paragraphs like that completely invalidate any credibility this unheard of “writer” might have had. What a douche.

    ““It was completely different than it is now,” Melania Trump tells me, recalling those bygone days of sanity, speaking in her now famous accent, a kind of dreamy Transylvanian.

  3. DandyTIger says:

    I’ve noticed a definite shift of tone in much of the media in the last week. I think after NY, and then after the 5 state blow-out, the media woke up and realized Trump was getting the nomination. As much fun as they had with him in their news cycle, it was then time to pivot to make sure their party would win. It’s looking like a coordinated war. FoxNews is with them this time. Funnily they’re not really promoting Hillary for the win as much as working to destroy Trump.

    • DandyTIger says:

      Problem for the media is everyone already knows about Trump. His background and personality is not why people are voting for him. It’s because the media and establishment are against him is why people are voting for him. 🙂

  4. votermom says:

    I binged “Julia Ioffe” author of the GQ article and the media is up in arms about trolls attacking her for her article.

  5. CiscoKid says:

    Thugs, felons, illegals and life long multi – generational parasites, the backbone of the Democratic party.
    At one time I thought that was pretty strong language… not any more.
    Now the propaganda corps is smearing Melania while sanctifying crooked Hillary.
    When Melania becomes First Lady I hope she returns the favor, but she has to much class. Class that has been missing from the Obama’s.

  6. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Whatever happened to “families are off limits”?

  7. DeniseVB says:

    Your morning cuppa Milo ….

  8. lyn says:

  9. Dora says:

    This is good news. Very good news. 🙂

  10. DeniseVB says:

    Just saw this at Keith’s …. Malia Obama’s going to Harvard…..after a gap year?

    • CiscoKid says:

      I predict sealed records in her future, just like daddy.

      • lyn says:

        😀 #BlackPrivilege

      • DeniseVB says:

        I just wonder if she switched her interests from Film School? I think Harvard is more known for it’s Theater Dept, and they do have a graduate program for Film. USC and NYU would be my top picks to pursue film making. Not to mention the rich opportunities for internships in L.A. and NYC. She’s spent the past two summers working on sets in L.A. and NYC also.

        Oh well, she’s only 17. My kid dropped out of a business track after 2 years of college, went to bike school to become a certified mechanic, then opened her own shop. Her gap year involved homelessness 😉

        • elliesmom says:

          Anyone who wanted to study film in the Boston/Cambridge area would have chosen Emerson College. It’s highly competitive, and pedigree probably wouldn’t have counted for much. Malia would be a legacy at Harvard. Could be she didn’t get in at NYU or USC.

          • Myiq2xu™ says:

            POTUS kids get their pick of schools, no matter what their GPA and SAT scores are.

          • elliesmom says:

            I’m not sure that’s as true as you think it is. While they might get accepted anywhere they apply, a school might suggest an application to them might not be a good idea, and so the application never gets made. It would be a huge embarrassment for a school to accept a president’s child and then flunk her out. If Malia really could get into any college she wanted just by applying, Harvard would be quite a ways down the list for someone who is interested in a film career behind the camera. There are some fine actors with Harvard creds, but Hasty Pudding is still a boys’ club. It’s a strange choice for her.

  11. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Speaking of feces, here’s Chris Cuomo:

  12. Dora says:

    Almost time for the rally. It’s pouring here and I have nothing else to do, so I guess I’ll watch for a while. 🙂

  13. Fareed Zakaria CNN just called Trump “Jacksonian”. Just a reminder, Fareed: Jackson won with 56% of the vote, shutting out the incumbent president. He got 68% of the electoral college.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Take Jackson off the $20 bbill, then use his name as a negative.
      By the by, Fareed, didn’t you get caught plagiarizing a couple of times?
      Tsk,tsk. And now your throwing stones.

      • leslie says:

        Fareed as well as Doris Kearns Goodwin. Both plagiarized and at least DKG won several notable awards – that should have been returned imo.

    • Lulu says:

      The thief stole that from Walter Russel Meade. Meade wrote about the “Jacksonian” Trump a couple of months ago.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Speaking of “Jackson” … this was a pre-“Hamilton” Broadway smash. I’ve seen neither because they both stink of re-writing American history, and based on the box offices, there will be more….to put millennials in the seats that is. If there’s ever a show about Obama, just remake Les Miserables. 😉

  14. If you’ve got whiplash from looking at the dueling poll headlines showing alternatively that Trump is ahead and Cruz is ahead, have no fear. The Cruz poll is from The Mike Downs Center for Indiana Politics, and it’s the sole outlier in the state, and 4 days old. It’s also from the consummate insider of Indiana politics, basically the ass-licker of the establishment. I’m not concerned in the least, and the Indy Star clearly published that yesterday as a favor the Downs Center AND to Cruz. Basically ad-space.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I love that Trump reminds his supporters not to believe the polls. He knows some that put his numbers so high to discourage turnout with that false sense of why bother, he’s got it in the bag.

      • Lulu says:

        I would like to read Trump’s internal private polls. And Cruz’s which I suspect is why he acting like such a dick.

        • DeniseVB says:

          Why be a dick, when you can bow out gracefully like Jindal, Perry, Walker, Christie….and even Jeb! You have no chance being in a Hillary administration….or a Kasich. What up, Buttercup?

          In related news….Free The Nipple ladies are showing up at Trump rallies in California (sorry, not safe for work photos), have a feeling myiq may actually attend one now /snork!

  15. votermom says:

  16. lyn says:

    Thanks to Anthony, I discovered RJ on Twitter.

  17. Gives you the propaganda arm of the National Security / Surveillance Apparatus, aka Obama’s boss:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Phffft. Why not tweet the Benghazi attack “as it was happening” with emphasis on where the hell Obama and Hillary were “as it was happening”. Hmmm?

  18. Cruz Crumbling: Ted Cruz’s Support Softens Among the Delegates He Courted

    Before Mr. Trump’s crushing victory in Pennsylvania last week, Mr. Cruz’s campaign boasted that it had 69 people devoted to acquiring as many as possible of the state’s 54 unbound delegates — who are free to vote as they please on the first ballot, making them potentially decisive players in a contested convention.

    Mr. Cruz won only three.

  19. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Toure is even whiter than Shaun King.

    • driguana says:

      Touré is a total asshole! Call him what you want. i call him a total asshole. His West African name means of the Mandingo or Malinke tribe. He is not of the Mandingo tribe….ask any Mandingo. He is an asshole! Period. In fact, he demeans the name.

  20. Myiq2xu™ says:


  21. DandyTIger says:

    For one simple reason, they jumped on the trash Trump bandwagon. Trump supporters, probably a majority of their viewers, walked.

  22. Dora says:

    Oops. What happened to Carly?

    • taw46 says:

      Where did she go? And why didn’t Cruz and wife help her? Gone, gone, gone. I want to see a longer video. All I can find is just this 20 sec one.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Oh goodness, hope she’s okay. While we’re waiting to find out, how about a Jeanine fix?

      • taw46 says:

        I saw on one comment, she got up. Look at that clip after Heidi starts waving at the end, and you can see Carly, in the lower right, looks like she is heading back up to stage.

    • jeffhas says:

      It’s just like when the Wicked Witch if West disappears into the floor….. Ahh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my pretties.

    • Anthony says:

      I’ve seen that ‘drop to your knees’ move before. For all we know, she might’ve been rewarding him for making her (temporarily) relevant again.

  23. taw46 says:

    They teach them at an early age.

  24. taw46 says:

    Here is a video of the kids.

  25. taw46 says:

    • lyn says:

      Move those goal posts, Creepy Cruz.

    • DandyTIger says:

      I understand still running. It’s hard to let go. You’ve put everything, you’re entire career on the line. Or so it seems. He won’t be able to let go. I’m not sure he will even let go when Trump gets to the magic number. But like Indiana where Trump is about 50%, other states will move in the same directions. Trump will likely still Need CA (and/or NJ), but the writing is on the wall.

      • DandyTIger says:

        Cruz and his more rabid followers will now hope, and perhaps work for, Trump to lose in the general election. And I think many of us understand that. In ’08 we wanted Obama to lose, as well as the DNC, because of the cheating, corruption, and changing of the rulz. The irony here though is that it has been Cruz all along doing the cheating, along with insiders, though sadly just using Cruz, not actually for him.

        You might think, since the Dem establishment in the end have been supporting Hillary, maybe the GOPe will do the same with Cruz (if Trump loses the general). Of course, but only if he signs away his soul in blood like Hillary did. Maybe he already did.

  26. swanspirit says:

    Just because, 24 year old Neil Young

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