#MAGA, Bitches!

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Literally:

This stupid Budweiser campaign is Donald Trump’s fault.If we think of the U.S. presidential election season not only as a grand exercise in democracy, but as a vast proving ground for how to sell a message to millions of Americans, then Trump’s campaign is surely being studied by every marketing agency in the country. The secret to his success, and the main rhetorical innovation he has brought to presidential politics, is to dispel subtlety altogether and make subtext text. Undocumented immigrants aren’t just shadowy threats to the American citizenry; they’re rapists and drug dealers. Ted Cruz isn’t merely an unctuous politician who will say whatever it takes to win; he’s Lyin’ Ted. Discussions of the size of Trump’s hands aren’t really about the size of his hands; they’re about the size of his penis. Time was that voters had to suss this intended meaning out for themselves, but no longer.

If you are a giant beer company that has long specialized in evoking patriotic feeling to sell beers, then what is the lesson to be drawn from all this? That the whole concept of evocation is for suckers. That American consumers don’t want to catch your drift; they want to be told exactly what you’re getting at. So instead of launching a promotional campaign that requires consumers to process even a single layer of interpretation to arrive at a connection between your product and their beloved country, you simply rename your beer “America.” They are now literally one and the same.


This summer is gonna be a nightmare for Democrats. The Olympics on television. Millions of people chanting “USA! USA!” and waving American flags. Thousands of Budweiser ads pushing “America”.

The whole country will look like a giant Trump rally. The butthurt will be EPIC.


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75 Responses to #MAGA, Bitches!

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Best election ever!

  2. WMCB says:

    Bringing this up from below, because it ties in.
    Trump is bringing back the America of big ole brassy swinging balls, and Americans are loving it. The NRO and the hanky-waving beltway boys can keep their “delicate careful lady words” version of Americanism. For better or worse, that’s never been who we are.

  3. Dora says:

    It’s a family affair. 🙂

  4. WMCB says:

    Whiners whining ‘But Budweiser is owned by Belgians, so neener neener!”

  5. Glad to see you back, Klown. Glad I took the day off. I love PTO.

  6. Okay, last one. Then I have to go finish making chicken and dumplings…

  7. WMCB says:

    Blood-oath-style loyalty works well for family, closest friends, perhaps soldiers. Applied to rigid ideologies and political parties, it turns stupid, fast.

  8. CiscoKid says:

    I’ll take a case, 16ouncers please.
    It wastes time drinking from a 12ouncer.

  9. CiscoKid says:

    “The butthurt will be epic”
    And the meltdown will make Chernobyl look like a bottle rocket.

  10. leslie says:

    I’m “watching” Cruz speak as he returns to the Senate”. He “remains an outsider”. If he hadn’t gone down that path of meanness and hate filled rhetoric he’d have got more votes and wouldn’t be returning to the Senate today. THIS is the Cruz that I wanted to support. Not the preachy, hatey candidate he was in the end.

  11. WMCB says:

    People are fed up with all the hypersensitive bullshit. That’s why all the *deliberate* trolling of it is spreading like wildfire.

  12. Dora says:

    I’m so glad he is bringing this up.

    Hillary has bad judgment!

    A post shared by President Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on

  13. Myiq2xu™ says:

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  15. taw46 says:

    If you have never read Ann Corcoran’s blog, here is a video. About the Muslims being brought into our country. And who profits from it.

    • Venus says:

      Kevin Sorbo is so damn sexy — he’s been doing a lot of Lifetime/Hallmark movies since Hercules and he’s even sexier in a suit and tie.

  16. taw46 says:

  17. WMCB says:

    Per exit polls, almost half of Bernie supporters in W. Va say they will vote Trump over Hillary if it comes to it.

  18. AFVet says:

    Donald Trump has provided a service to us.
    Whether you like him or not.
    Another 4 years of liberalism will destroy this Country.
    Time to lock and load.

  19. taw46 says:

    Sounds like a threat to me.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Piss off. Don’t EVER dare to tell an American to moderate ANYTHING.
      Hey, how about stop throwing gays off buildings? Stoning women?
      Beheading Christians and children?
      Till then, GFY!

  20. DeniseVB says:

    Social media troll is a profession now? Heh.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Ok. Bring it on.
      Here I am , take your best shot.
      HILLARY FOR PRISION, not the Presidency.
      Original author, thank you

  21. westcoaster says:

    Trump wins Nebraska

  22. Venus says:

    Right now Trump has 1178 delegates right now WITHOUT any of tonights delegates but the RNC guys awarded from West Virginia. He gets the full slate of WV delegates so he has:
    1209.

    Oregon, Washington up next. Only needs a tiny bit from each.

    I recall some idiots swearing up and down that there was NO WAY Trump would have 1237 *before* June 7th.
    SUCK IT.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Slight disagreement.
      We must grab each and every remaining delegate.
      The victory must be OVERWHELMING! NO PRISONERS.
      VOTR, VOTE, VOTE.

  23. Myiq2xu™ says:

  24. DeniseVB says:

    Hee, hee ….

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  26. Dora says:

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