Fart Rape Is Real

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Swedish police dismiss case of the revenge fart
Officers find no whiff of intent after woman claims rejected suitor left malodorous memento in her apartment

Swedish police have dismissed a case in which a woman alleged that a rejected and vindictive suitor intentionally broke wind as he stormed out of her apartment.

The woman, a resident of the Laholm municipality in southern Sweden, told the online edition of daily Hallandsposten that she had invited the man into her home to have sex.

Once inside she had a change of heart and turned him down. But before leaving, she alleged the disgruntled man left her a malodorous memento.

“It smelled awful,” she wrote in her police complaint, asking for a harassment charge to be pressed against the man, which would carry a fine or prison sentence of up to one year.

However, Swedish police decided to drop the case. “It’s impossible to prove that he wanted to pass particularly smelly wind on purpose,” said a spokesman for the local police, Kenneth Persson.

When will society begin to take fart rape seriously?

“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”

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81 Responses to Fart Rape Is Real

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    If I read one more gorilla story I’m gonna go apeshit.

    • Venus says:

      I think we can all agree that regardless of what happened at the zoo, everyone there was stupid and bad and we are all smart and good.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        I was quite frankly amazed at the number of experts in gorilla behavior and body language in this country. I would have assumed that was a very narrow specialty.

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I would rather make fart jokes then discuss politics.

  3. votermom says:

    You’re shitting me.
    No way is this crap real.

  4. CiscoKid says:

    I ate 2 cans oh Hormel chilli w/beans.
    I’m going on a serial farting rampage… please stop me before I hurt someone.

  5. Myiq2xu™ says:

  6. Dora says:

    It’s a different story once it happened to her own daughters.

    ACLU leader quits after daughters encounter men in the women’s restroom

    Maya Dillard Smith, interim director of the Georgia chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, has resigned over the ACLU’s position on who can use which public restrooms. The resignation occurred after her two daughters were traumatized by encountering men in the women’s restroom. Dillard Smith explained:


  7. DeniseVB says:

    My favorite race horse of all time😀

  8. dm says:

    If rape fart is real, then I’ve been getting raped every night and didn’t know it…between hubby and the dog, it’s a veritable gang bang.

  9. DeniseVB says:

    Oh dear, this is going to backfire. It HAS everything to do with politics though the PGA denies moving a Miami tournament to Mexico City is political. I loved Trump’s response……


    • DandyTIger says:

      Well it’s not like any conservative people who might be on Trumps side play golf or anything. I’m sure the PGA will be fine. Bahahahahaha. Idiots.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Trump supporters (working class) are probably the only ones who can afford the luxury cars that sponsor Doral. He should hold a yuuge charity tournament for the troops that week. If he prezzy, not sure how involved he can be, his kids could pull it off🙂

    • lyn says:

      Mexico City has such clean air too. From Wiki:

      Air pollution in Mexico City is a continuing concern for citizens, health experts, and environmentalists. However, much improvement has been made in the city since 1992 when the United Nations named Mexico City “the most polluted city on the planet.” At the time pollution was thought to cause 1,000 deaths and 35,000 hospitalizations per year.[1]

      However, after loosening regulations in 2015 by the Mexico City government, air pollution has increased steadily in Mexico. This regulatory change was fostered by political reasons and backed by several parties. In April and May 2016 ozone and suspended matter pollution in Mexico City had reached levels that were detrimental to health.[2]

  10. DeniseVB says:

    Let’s talk about the media squirrel that is Trump U, because there’s nothing else to talk about ?

  11. DandyTIger says:

    “Sometimes whey I try to fart rape someone, I accidentally shit rape them.” – Confessions of a fart rapist.

  12. Dora says:

    Florida. On one hand, no personal income tax. On the other hand….

    • Somebody says:

      They have confirmed Nile crocodiles in Florida, DNA tests recently confirmed this. Nile crocodiles are MUCH larger than alligators and I wonder if this may be a crocodile instead of an alligator, or egads the result of breeding between the species. It’s certainly possible it’s an American alligator, but he’s near record size if he is.

      What leads me to think this big fellow is indeed a record setting gator is the fact that he’s not aggressive. Nile crocodiles are known for their aggressiveness, they’re known as man eaters……but whatever he is he may have just eaten and not be hungry.

      The guy Dave seen in front of the camera needs to find some new friends though. “Dave get next to it for perspective”…….Dave should have told the guy to go fuck himself.

      • taw46 says:

        I worked at a wildlife refuge in FL. During gator mating season, those big guys came out of the swamps. Saw many that looked to be 12 ft or more. People who worked out there on a regular basis claimed to see ones as much as 16 ft. I don’t doubt it. And it is true, they normally are not aggressive and spend most of there time sunning. But I have seen them move and they are extremely fast. I have also seen them with large pigs in their mouths.

    • blowme0bama says:

      My ex wife grew up in Ft. Myers and told me of a canoe trip they took in the mid 70s on a river named the Caloosahatchie. She said there was a bait processing plant that discharged the refuse into the River and that there were HUGE alligators all just hanging around the discharge pipe to get the easy meal. I can’t put any confidence in her size assessment but she said there were some that were 15′ and larger. The size of the critters frightened them of course so they turned around and paddled back upstream to where they put in.

      • Somebody says:

        Around 15 feet is in line with the largest ever captured or killed. There was supposedly one 19 feet long killed in LA, but the claim is dubious because there are no photos or any type of proof except what someone claims.

        Given what your wife described with the bait plant, I’d be inclined to believe her! The biggest gator I’ve ever personally seen in the wild was about 10 feet long. That was plenty big enough for me!

        • blowme0bama says:

          There is actually one that is supposed to be 10′ in a 3 acre pond I have on my old home place. Lazy assed game warden won’t come and remove him.
          Last time I saw the thing he was around 8′, but that was 3-4 years ago. Game warden said about 10′.

        • blowme0bama says:

          Just checked this out – it was taken at Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto FL. That’s about 100 miles or so north of Fort Myers.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      I believe that the correct golf etiquette is to allow the gator to play thru.

    • Kathy says:

      Saw this gator vid yesterday and wondered if it could have been photo shopped. It was just hard to believe..plus, his tail seems way too large for the body. Any thought ..?

  13. lyn says:


    Intel chief executive Brian Krzanich canceled a Thursday fundraiser for apparent Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump after The New York Times began inquiring about it, the paper reported.

    Online tech journal Recode said the reversal came amid an outcry from within Intel’s own ranks about Krzanich backing Trump while the company promotes an initiative to improve diversity within its work force.

  14. helenk3 says:

    one of the best cartoons of the year

    • jennifer lyn says:

      Helen–great cartoon. Only thing better would be to stick obama and hillary’s head on top of her’s

  15. foxyladi14 says:

    So true 😦

  16. Jadzia says:

    Seeing that the UCLA shooting involved a professor reminds me of this campus murder (which maybe Leslie remembers), which occurred my 3rd year of college. Middle of the day–and nobody heard or saw a thing. It was pretty scary when it happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ioan_P._Culianu

  17. driguana says:

    Love the enthusiastic group sitting behind Gwen Ifill in Elkhart IN as she effuses about Obama…classic…http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/06/gives-liberal-pbs-host-gwen-ifill-lectures-indiana-town-not-embracing-obama-video/#disqus_thread

  18. votermom says:

    • DandyTIger says:

      Funny part of this is that the trans movement is anti-women.

      • jennifer lyn says:

        BOOM there it is. Thank you for saying it. I have written many letters that never get published about this movement and it is a embarrassment to real women. Real Women do not wear 10 lbs of makeup, stick their boobies out and act the fool (okay, MOST real women do not do this). When I was a feminist I mentioned how debasing this was and I was chastised by women for being ‘offensive’–REALLY? What if I dressed and acted black can you IMAGINE the outrage? What if I said I felt black and wanted to be black and just mimicked the worst example?

        Women do not have penis. Men can cut it off or stick it up and they are still not women. Sorry. They are men with cut off penis or stuck up penis. If they are tormented–and I do NOT want anyone to be tormented–let them be woMEN and use the unisex SINGLE SERVE bathroom or locker room. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PENIS in my bathroom or locker room. Sorry guys keep your penis to yourself.

    • taw46 says:

      One of the few to speak out. “Symptom of cultural collapse” “transgender mania” “sex change a form of child abuse”

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  21. Dora says:

    In case you didn’t all know about the recall…

    New Yorker Among Those Sickened in E. Coli Outbreak Linked to Nationwide Flour Recall

    CDC confirms 38 people in 20 states got sick but more cases could be reported. General Mills recalled 10 million pounds of flour this week.


  22. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This isn’t really a hypothetical:

    I guarantee you, Glenn, that during his presidency, during his reign if you will—he is going to petition the American people to allow a temporary suspension of the Constitution so he can help America get back on its feet again. He is a danger to America, and I got to ask you a question, and this is serious and this could ring down incredible heat on me because I’m about to suggest something very bad. It is a hypothetical I am going to ask as a thriller writer.

    With the feckless, spineless Congress we have, who will stand in the way of Donald Trump overstepping his constitutional authority as President? If Congress won’t remove him from office, what patriot will step up and do that if, if, he oversteps his mandate as president, his constitutionally granted authority, I should say, as president.

    If he oversteps that, how do we get him out of office? And I don’t think there is a legal means available. I think it will be a terrible, terrible position the American people will be in to get Trump out of office because you won’t be able to do it through Congress.

    It’s a slippery slope to advocating preemptive assassination.

  23. Dora says:

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