My Mani-Pedi





Until last night I thought there was no nice way to watch the Giants lose. I was wrong.

So I went to Mom’s to watch the Giants’ game. While I was there my niece came over to do some housecleaning and paint Mom’s toenails. Patti is my sister’s foster daughter. Patti graduated from high school last June and is now attending beautician school. Patti needs people to practice on.

For about ten years now I have been cutting my own hair. Even though I am bald on top the hair still grows around the sides and back, so ever month or so I use some electric clippers to trim it to stubble. I just mowed it the other day but I asked Patti if she could do it for me the next time I was due. She said sure. Then she offered to trim my fingernails.

To make a long story short, by the 6th inning I was sitting next to Mom on her couch watching the game while receiving the best manicure-pedicure I ever had. I know it was the best because it was the only manicure-pedicure I’ve ever had. She also scrubbed my feet and filed down the calluses on my heels. While the Giants were blowing a 3-run lead in the 9th inning I was receiving a foot rub and scrub.

Then she told me that my feet need a lot of work so she will have to do them on a regular basis. She is now my favorite niece.


Mom’s surgery is scheduled for noon. My sister is taking her up to UC Davis. When there is news I will let y’all know.

Mom left a list of stuff she wants done by the time she comes home.

Happy Hump Day!

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124 Responses to My Mani-Pedi

  1. elliesmom says:

    Today is Elliesdad’s birthday. He wants to get a haircut and go out for a fancy lunch. I offered to throw in a pedicure, but he laughed at me. Most guys don’t know what they’re missing.

  2. DandyTIger says:

    Good luck to the mom. And a mani-peri sounds nice. Never had one of those. I can see why she’s now your favorite niece.

    • Somebody says:

      I hope everything goes well with you mom today. Keeping her in my thoughts and prayers.

      Glad you enjoyed to mani-pedi……now get busy on your list!!

  3. Venus says:

    Good luck to mom! Prayers sent.

    In political news, the next attack on Trump is most likely going to be a hoax “rape” case filed against him by Jerry Springer’s former tv producer — the case is filed in CIVIL (not criminal) court and the woman allegedly raped doesn’t seem to exist. References to this hoax lawsuit has been going around Twitter by paid Hillbots and I thought for sure they wouldn’t use it because it is so obviously b.s. to anyone who knows the law, but seeing the way the MSM has turned Trump talking about “grabbing pussy” into “bragging about sexual assault” they probably will. Here is a link de-bunking it so be prepared.

    • CiscoKid says:

      When the various smears and false accusations against Trump started at the beginning of and during his campaign I commented that if those didn’t succeed ,the Hillary campaign would accuse Trump of some nature of sexual assault/harassment.
      AND if that didn’t bring Trump down it would be a rape allegation.
      I’m no genius but it doesn’t take one to know the Democrats sop.

    • I was wondering how this rape thing was going to come up. It was so obvious they were astroturfing it last year with that bit Rolling Stone story, just like they did in 2011 with Occupy Wall Street.

      In other news…

  4. (I lied)

  5. votermom says:

    Patti sounds wonderful!
    All you need know is a niece/nephew who is a dentist.

    Prayers for Mom.

  6. lateblum says:

    Woke up thinking about the Cubs’ win and your mom’s surgery. Best wishes to your mom.
    Congratulations to the Cubs.

  7. DandyTIger says:

  8. Good luck for Mom, Klown.

    Now I am not sure this link will work, but go read the comments from the unhinged Left about the San Antonio cops wearing MAGA Hats. These people will put us all in a gulag if they win.

    • blowme0bama says:

      That guy actually is hilarious. But he’s serious. My favorite is where he angrily screams(!!!) “YOUR HATE IS A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF. YOUR HATE IS A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF!!”.

  9. Anthony says:

    My best wishes to the Mother of All Klowns for a speedy and safe procedure and an even speedier recovery

  10. Dora says:

    Best wishes and prayers to your Mom.

    Celebrate the real Columbus Day.

  11. Dora says:

    CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Clinton Staffer Says I Could “Grab [Her] Ass” and Not Get Fired; Ripping Up Ballots is “Fine”

  12. Ann says:

    Good luck to your Mom!

    And another wikileaks dump:

  13. votermom says:

  14. 49erDweet says:

    Of course Mom left a list. Idle hands and all that. Best make a stab at it, bc UC Davis does good work!

  15. Ann says:

    So Rupert Murdoch is Catholic, so NOW the wikileaks matter? This one will leave a mark…

    • mothy67 says:

      Say anything bad about religion of pieces and you suffer from a pychological irrational fear. Bash Catholics and you are hip. Egads. They are so simple in their pretense.

  16. Dora says:

    Oooooh – Hillary is getting upset.


    Clinton campaign losing patience with Bill ‘rape’ protesters

    Bill Clinton “rape” protesters were pushed and shoved during two Florida rallies on Tuesday.

    Clinton was speaking in Fort Myers, Florida Tuesday afternoon when a man wearing a “Hillary for Prison” t-shirt began shouting “rapist” as Clinton was talking.

    • jennifer lyn says:

      It’s interesting how the left, the right and the media define misogyny. Calling Sarah Palin a cunt is okay dokay, feeling up a poster of Hillary and laughing about it is way okay, taking Muslim money for your campaign despite the fact that these men kill women for sport and sheet them and slavery is another word for normal life that is wonderful, partying with rap stars who sing about bitches taking it down the throat and pimping that is glorious, but some locker room banter about pussy is HORRIBLE. You know what is horrible–THE WORLD. START DEMANDING THE TRUTH AND KICKING ASS. If Trump does not win you will never in your lifetime have this chance again. You know what has always through the history of the world signaled the end of democracy and the beginning of an ‘ism?’ WHEN THE MEDIA CONSPIRES WITH THE GOVERNMENT. Wake up people. Please wake up.

      • Lulu says:

        It’s only misogyny if someone else does it. They are in fact the nastiest hounds around including the women.

        • taw46 says:

          I know people who are faux outraged at the Trump tapes. Same people who laughed at jokes about Sarah Palin being gang raped by black guys. They also loved the spoof tape put out about Palin and sex/rape (I think Hustler did that). And of course, everything that Bill Maher said was hilarious. They are disgusting hypocrites.

  17. lyn says:

    Well, you posted feet …

  18. helenk3 says:


    4th wikileaks release today

  19. Dora says:

    I love Sheriff Clark.

  20. Dora says:

  21. taw46 says:

    • taw46 says:

      “The crash occurred near a Pratt & Whitney plant, which East Hartford police chief Scott M. Sansom referred to as “critical infrastructure” during a press conference”

    • lateblum says:

      The report on local (Chicago) news last night was that the guy killed in the crash was piloting the plane. The man who survived was reported to be an instructor (again this was on local news last night). It was this “instructor” who reported the crash was intentional.

  22. Dora says:

  23. helenk3 says:

    prayers for a swift recovery for your mom.

  24. taw46 says:

    I just saw this, didn’t know people were calling DC today.

  25. Mt.Laurel says:

    Best wishes for Mom today.

    What a sweet niece. Also, manicures and pedicures are not just relaxing, when done well they help keep things in check. As you age it gets harder to do for oneself. Especially feet.

    • lateblum says:

      “Especially feet.” Now I completely agree. Years ago I thought pedicures were a luxury for those who were well off and/or people who had nothing better to do with their time.
      Lucky Klown to have Patti in the family.

  26. taw46 says:

    Yesterday on FOX, Geraldo Rivera said he had tapes of Trump that were worse than what was released on Friday. Said he and his brother had just started going through them. Then today, this.

  27. helenk3 says:

    feds to bring criminal contempt charges against Arpaio

    strange times
    one person fails to protect classified info and reveals secrets in a paid speech. gets an attagirl, you go run for president.
    the other person doing the best he can to protect our borders when feds fail to do so and gets criminal charges filed against him.

    • taw46 says:

      Yes. And it is all political. Funded by Soros and his open borders group. Obama just carrying out what Soros wants. That is why Hillary cannot win, just will be more of this punishing people for their political beliefs.

      • Venus says:

        Helen’s not voting for Trump. Her niece (or some other female) relative lost her job went Trumps casino in Atlantic city went bankrupt. And because no such thing as a business man having bad luck/failing that means Trumps a “contested man” whom she can’t support.
        High principles

        • helenk3 says:

          no I am not voting for trump or hillary. I have seen nothing in this election to change my mind. the worse candidates in my lifetime.
          trump is a flim flam man and very good at it. hillary is a lying killer. so the choice is between Benghazi or bad pay. I will take neither.
          Right now my choice in Evan McMullen. if more people would stop voting for the slop that both parties dish out and call chicken dinner maybe we could get good candidates. do not see that happening anytime soon. It took me over 50 years to get to this place and I am sure it will take time of other people to do so. That is their right and also my my right

  28. taw46 says:

  29. Hope all goes well with your mom, Klown. Will watch for an update.

  30. Dora says:

    Interesting stuff.

  31. blowme0bama says:

    “While we all know of the occasional use of personal email > addresses for business, none of my friends circle can understand how it was > viewed as ok/secure/appropriate to use a private server for secure > documents AND why further Hillary took it upon herself to review them and > delete documents without providing anyone outside her circle a chance to > weigh in. It smacks of acting above the law and it smacks of the type of > thing I’ve either gotten discovery sanctions for, fired people for, etc.”

    HRC personally reviewed and deleted emails without consultation.

  32. elliesmom says:

    Any word on Mom yet?

  33. taw46 says:

    OK for me, but not for thee. Above the law.

  34. Ann says:

    Do @TheDemocrats know nothing about security? Pedesta's phone got wiped by anon… Password from #WikiLeaks
    — Julian Wan (@juliangwan) October 12, 2016

    If true, what next!?

  35. Dora says:

    Just amazing.

  36. DeniseVB says:

    Thoughts, Prayers for Klown Mom ! And Birthday Wishes for the October Babies, yeah, it’s my month too, 7 freaking 0. I do think I’m aging better than

  37. 49erDweet says:

    Klown, be sure to read Grant Brisbee’s column and tweets on last night. Priceless!!!!

  38. mothy67 says:

    Years ago a woman was mocked to sing from Les Miz. Keep that in mind#Never trumpers. She sang to the heart

    • taw46 says:

      That was a wonderful moment. As it will be when Trump wins.

      • jennifer lyn says:

        I remember this. I cried and cried and sometimes when I get down I watch it and cheer (and cry). You can’t ever give up and the sign of a true hero is when everyone says you can’t you get up and you WIN. He can’t do it alone though people we have to be there doing everything we can. I can feel the tears building behind my eyes as I am typing. This is an age old fight a fight between good and evil and the evil is SO VERY EVIL. Rally to VICTORY. Defeat can not be an option.

    • lateblum says:

      Still gives me chills to see and hear this.
      And I thank you for reminding me…. ❤

  39. Dora says:

    Trump Video On Clinton Health Censored, Hidden From Searches – Cover Up

    Inappropriateness, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder and if you’re a supporter of global government and the establishment criminal syndicate that has hijacked and now poses as our government, there’s no place for truth. Google supports Clinton, Obama, Soros and the oligarchs so they do what they can on their behalf. There are reasons behind those weekly visits to the dingy-White House and censorship of what the peasant class is allowed to see and be exposed to must surely have been a topic of discussion at some point.

  40. taw46 says:

    I hate these prog a-holes. They don’t give a damn about people. Would be happy if we died or went to live in caves.

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