The Clowns Are Coming


A perfect Hump Day story:

Clown Porn Searches Went Up 213% As Country Swept With Clown Scares

As the clown sighting epidemic became more prevalent over recent months in America, so did searches for clown pornography.

Pornhub, one of the go-to X-rated websites, released data showing a huge uptick in clown searches on their salacious website, including a 213-percent increase at its highest point.

“Clown fetish porn has been around for some time, so searches on Pornhub are not uncommon,” the sites’ official blog post from mid-October reads. But in “the last 30 days there have been over 100,000 clown related searches.”

Company statisticians also found that women are 33 percent more likely to search for clown porn than men.

It’s a sick world and I’m a happy clown.


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153 Responses to The Clowns Are Coming

  1. edmmuseblog says:

    Oh that Mr. McDo hahah

  2. DeniseVB says:

    Speaking of scary clowns. Photo’s at link.

    • Lulu says:

      This silly twit is not clever. She should dress up a “woman” from one of her father’s paintings.

  3. Lulu says:

    Does this mean Anthony Weiner has clown porn on Huma’s old laptop?

    • lateblum says:

      Am I seriously the last person to get creeped out when I think of the words lap top in connection with Anthony Weiner?
      Stuart Varney has mentioned sexting, laptop and Weiner side by side several times this morning, and for several mornings n the past 10 or so days. Every time I get these ugly mental images that make me shudder. Ughhhh.

  4. Venus says:

    The FBI gave the public “permission” to say out loud what has been dangerous to say. Trump +6 in the LA Times poll. 47.8 to 42.4/ Perfect timing.

    But Trump supporters better not get complacent or let up for one second — Dems will steal it if they can. MSNBC is touting a bogus “push poll” of a little less than 400 early voters in FL to say that 28% of Rs who have voted early there picked Hillary. This is obviously done to support voter fraud for the “results” they plan on Nov. 8th IMO. No way is she getting 28% of the R vote in FL or anywhere else.

    Trump’s going to have to pull it off by an even bigger margin than previously thought to beat the fraud.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I don’t trust this one either. As Cisco keeps reminding us, even if Trump is up by 50 points, VOTE !!

      • Somebody says:

        We’ll see how this nests, but the ABC/WP poll is of those planning to vote on 11-08. So it’s not taking into account people that voted early. According to “experts” Romney beat Obama in several critical swing states on election day voting, but it wasn’t enough to overcome the sizeable lead Obama had in early voting. So vote, vote, vote, get everyone you know to the polls now or on the 8th, make sure everyone votes!

    • Somebody says:

      I feel bad for once for not taking a poll, these pollsters called my house and I hung up on them. I should have toughed it out and taken one for the team.

    • Anthony says:

      I’m afraid I’ve become somewhat cynical. When I heard that news this morning, I immediately thought that the MSM is (still) colluding with Clinton, and posted those numbers to energize Dems.

      Her enthusiasm among supporters is down substantially, and has been dropping ever since the news about Obamacare premiums increase hit the fan. I attribute Trump’s rise in the polls more to that than the Comey bombshell, because his numbers started going up right after the increases were made public and he’s still hammering away at Obamacare more than the FBI probe.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I was recently reminded by a liberal friend that Obama doesn’t raise the premiums, the insurance companies do. *head desk*

        • Anthony says:

          Someone on FB said that too, and I patiently reminded them that the insurance companies were given that latitude BECAUSE of obamacare. Didn’t seem to make a dent….

          Surprising to me that the only thing the media is talking about is the premium hike. They say nothing about denying life sustaining meds and treatments to people who have been depending on them for years. I’ve had to go to the ER twice this past month, because I needed to document a fail on an inferior generic drug that was forced on me again this year (actually, all 5 of the ones I take to stay healthy were pulled this year). I guess that little aspect of cuts to meds/services would be too much reality for the MSM to share….

          Re: the “new” poll numbers – I do believe I’ve become cynical, with excellent cause. That’s why I’ve had to unplug (along with the scary health stuff I’ve been dealing with). The only way I can calm myself down is to remind myself that all I can do is vote and hope for the best. Period. That usually does it for me, at least until I watch the news

          • DeniseVB says:

            {{{hugs}}} Anthony. Stay strong and healthy for us! Because if Crooked Hillary wins this thing, I think the tea party will turn into a more stealth American Pirate Party, only with torches and pitchforks 😀

            Yes, Obama changed the law so insurance companies legally rape and pillage us without batting an eye.

          • Constance says:

            I’m sorry for the health problems. There needs to be an investigation of generic drugs. I know too many people who have severe reactions to them.

      • blowme0bama says:

        I’m sorry, “enthusiasm” and HRC supporters don’t belong in the same sentence together. The only people who could possibly be enthusiastic about HRC would be DNC thugs like Creamer, Trumka, DWS & Brazile. Seriously. Her own staff doesn’t like her.

    • kanaughty says:

      I heard this this morning too. I find it unbelievable because real R’s hate the clinton’s period. I’d buy it more if it were indy’s. But this barrative makes no sense. real r’s would vote trump, write in or vote gary johnson, but never ever hrc. They literally hate her.

  5. DeniseVB says:

    Less than a week…..true story

  6. votermom says:

    Oh did you guys see this?
    Morning Joe does a “The Way We Were” montage of Dems saying how much they love Comey

  7. blowme0bama says:

    Bleachbit releases “With a Cloth, or something”

    • Anthony says:

      Their bullet list is hilarious, and the last line is comedy gold lol

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      Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.
      6″ x 6″ size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.
      Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client.
      Optionally autographed on the back by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.
      Printed in the USA!
      Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.
      First-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.
      Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.
      Don’t wait for a subpoena: Order Now!

    • foxyladi14 says:


  8. elliesmom says:

    We got called by America Votes last night. I thought it was a poll so I answered the phone. When I realized it wasn’t, I decided to have some fun. I listened to the spiel about how important every vote is, and then I asked where they got my phone number. Probably from a donation I had made to Planned Parenthood? No. Emily’s List? No. Maybe from a union I belonged to? The NEA strikes again. I explained I was retired and living on “a meager fixed income” so I couldn’t afford to make a donation. Since my vote is “the most important thing I own”, could she help me and my “disabled husband” find a ride to the polls next week? She said I should call the local office for Hillary Clinton, and someone would probably be able to help. I explained the office in RI is on “the other side of the state”. She asked me if a neighbor might be able to help. But all of my neighbors have Trump signs in their yards. “So lie and tell them you’re voting for Trump.” But that wouldn’t be lying. “Why should Hillary provide a ride to the polls for someone who’s voting for Trump?” Because you said every vote is important. Were you lying? Click.

  9. And one wonders whether, in fleeting seconds here at the end of things, they still believe that it was all worth what they have become.

  10. DeniseVB says:

    Wasn’t Dinesh D’Souza prosecuted for this ?

    • Lulu says:

      So they really couldn’t come up with an explantion for this and an entire law firm didn’t want to go prison. Imagine this times a thousand. The rats are squeaking!

  11. blowme0bama says:

    Holy SHIT guys – The Piesznick guy may have been telling at least partial truths in that video –
    FBI Document Vault released Vince Foster report:
    Part 3 of 4, Page 135 – “an individual involved in this, identified as Vince Foster, who had reportedly committed suicide, was not, in fact, a suicide but a murder victim.”
    Welp, Shillary told the FBI to release all information. Hehehhh..

    • DeniseVB says:

      I wish they’d stop playing this clip, that voice……..*shudder* On top of Obama shrilling for Hill, that if men don’t vote for her, they’re sexist. Yeah, that should keep the pajama boys on the plantation.

      • Dora says:

        The voice is exceptionally irritating on that clip. It’s like a thunderous noise coming out of her mouth (which is always open these days) Just unbearable.

      • Anthony says:

        Yah, she does seem to be doing an awful lot of yelling/screeching this week….

  12. taw46 says:

    And Europe continues its descent into hell. Invaders brawling with one another. In Paris. Paris.

    • blowme0bama says:

      Good God, get rid of those people.

      • Lulu says:

        The countries of origin won’t take them back. I wonder why? Just kidding. Every country that does that, won’t take back their citizens who are roaming illegal aliens and criminals, should have dollar for dollar foreign aid deducted that it costs to feed, police, imprison, transport, hospitalize, etc, all visas from that country revoked including diplomatic or student ones, and a ban on any sales of tech, or non-essentials sold to them (not food or medicine). Isolate and humiliate exporters of their own peoples.

        • taw46 says:

          That neighborhood is destroyed. Article points out tourists aren’t going there, businesses are failing, and people lock themselves in their homes. Lucky for France, our MSM doesn’t report it, or Paris wouldn’t have any tourists.

          And you are right, Lulu, about what they could do to the countries of origin. That they don’t, speaks volumes. Citizens don’t matter, only the globalist agenda.

        • blowme0bama says:

          Fark. Welp, need an expeditionary force to clear out a beachhead for them and dump them somewhere. Sorry (not sorry).

    • elliesmom says:

      We haven’t heard from Jadzia lately. I hope she’s off defending her thesis.

      • blowme0bama says:

        Last I remember from her, she was offended that people thought Shillary’s voice annoyed them and somehow understood that people were basing their decision not to vote for her on the shrillness of her voice.

        • taw46 says:

          I missed that. Sorry she hasn’t been around.

        • DeniseVB says:

          Nah, Jadzia’s been around long enough to know it goes far deeper than the voice, we may be catty and snarky, but we’re not that shallow 🙂

          • blowme0bama says:

            Not saying she left because of that, but she was butthurt by comments about Shillary’s voice.

          • DeniseVB says:

            Sorry, don’t remember that. Sarah Palin can have a grating voice sometimes, which the left likes to pounce on, forgetting what an accomplished woman she is. Sarah, and the other lady Govs and Carly, makes Hillary look like a cafeteria lady. No offense to cafeteria ladies 😉

      • lyn says:

        She isn’t on Facebook or she blocked me. 😦

  13. votermom says:

  14. DeniseVB says:

    Love this gal….

  15. foxyladi14 says:

    Have I missed an update, on Klown Mom?
    Still sending Prayers, and healing thoughts. ❤

    • Mom is doing fine. Thanks for asking.

      • lyn says:

        That’s great to hear!

      • DeniseVB says:

        I thought of your mom today. Wasn’t she discharged sooner than you expected after a major surgery? Dh comes home tomorrow, 2 days after hip replacement. I was hoping for 3. Seems to be a new Obamacare rule, if you can discharge patients faster, hospital gets a bonus? Or kickback from BigInsurance? Glad she’s doing fine.

        • lateblum says:

          Will he have in-home PT until he can start “out-patient” PT? Because I live alone, I was in the hospital a day or so longer before moving to a rehab site. I stayed there until the OT and PT depts felt I could manage at home without help.
          I have a friend who had hip replacement just a couple of weeks after my surgery. Because he did not live alone and had a wife and 2 young-adult sons who could help him at home, he was discharged from the hospital the second day following his surgery. I was astonished as was he. He had 1-2 weeks of in-home Pt before moving his therapy to the same clinic where I have mine. I think at most, he had 3 sessions per week for 3 weeks before he was cut loose. He is about 10-15 years younger than I. He’s doing quite well.
          I hope your dh does as well as my friend. 🎈🎈❤️🎈🎈

  16. Dora says:

    Looks like fun, if you are into these games.

  17. SHV says:

    “Assistant Attorney General Peter J. Kadzik shared information about the congressional investigation of Hillary Clinton with his friend John Podesta, according to new emails revealed by WikiLeaks.”
    Hopefully next year, the Atty. Gen. Guiliani will clean house at the DOJ and Lynch, et. al will be guests of a Grand Jury.

  18. Anthony says:

    Wow. Hillary Is 44 officially endorses Donald Trump… in other news, I know how to say ‘You’re fucked!’ in 5 languages.

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  20. votermom says:

    Pence on Rush now

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  22. taw46 says:

    I saw this posted somewhere the other day, I think at Big Pink. In Washington state. Trump supporters holding signs and hundreds of cars honking. Quite an amazing video to show what is going on in this country.

    • kanaughty says:

      I believe 176th and meridian should be pierce county, second largest population in washington state right below king county. So this gives me hope for washington state. Maybe/hopefully they will get rid of boeing sabatoure/gun grabber/wanting state income tax gov insley at the same time. He is one gov i would have never voted for. I didn’t mind gregoire or locke because they weren’t activist governors the way this guy is.

  23. CiscoKid says:

    People on their own time and in the rain.
    Talk about devotion. Don’t have to pay Trump supporters.
    Can’t be stopped.

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  26. blowme0bama says:

    Again, HOLY SHIT – Unidentified NYPD Chief says they have the emails and will go public or hand them to wikileaks if Clinton isn’t timely indicted:

    “As a father, what I saw made me sick”

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  29. CiscoKid says:

    At the Miami rally today even Trump is saying, even though we’re ahead in Florida let’s pretend we’re behind, get out and VOTE!
    You heard the man, off our duffs and go VOTE.

  30. taw46 says:

    Those of you from VA, is it true that the state was required to print these large numbers of provisional ballots?

  31. foxyladi14 says:

    It will take a landslide vote, To overcome the rigging. 😡

  32. foxyladi14 says:

    Morning again in America!!!

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