Say it With Me #MAGA

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298 Responses to Say it With Me #MAGA

  1. If I wake up to “Dewey Wins” headlines tomorrow, I am literally making shoe soup.

    This is done. He’s won all 3 of the must wins.

    • kanaughty says:

      If he wins he needs to find a copy of that newsweek madam president and copy that dewey wins photo on instagram

  2. Florida
    North Carolina

    All called for Trump

  3. ginainmo says:


  4. Watching CNN now. Motherfuckers.

  5. ginainmo says:

    Local news says DJT wins

  6. kanaughty says:

    Tucker carlson has been growing on me over the years 🙂 glad he will get his own show, though it sucks it was at the expense of greta.

  7. Now I must say more than ever
    Things round here have changed
    I say, too ra loo ra, too ra-loo rye aye

    And you’l hum this tune forever…

    So happy right now.

  8. Venus says:

  9. lateblum says:

    I just looked at MSNBC and they were jovial. they have HRC at 209 to DJT at 187 electoral votes. I’m thoroughly confused by the differences between FBN where Cavuto is saying, “Mr President, Mr President” with a gleam in his eye and Chris Matthews spitting all over everyone with the electoral vote numbers they are posting. .

    • Here’s what I know…Both Fox & The New York Times are all reporting that Trump has won all three must wins. That’s opposite sides of the political spectrum. They are both reporting that Trump can win Michigan and Wisconsin. It’s done. Fuck the mockers and the trolls and the identity politics bullshitters.

  10. mothy67 says:

    Is this real? He won???? I can’t process. I joined this army when hillary surrendered eight years ago. Never gave up the fight but didn’t think we could actually win. Years so many of us stood strong.

  11. votermom says:


    Can’t look can’t look can’t look

  12. We may go down in flames but this is awesome.

  13. kanaughty says:

    holy crap repub ahead in washington state gov race. Of course lots of votes to count. I would love if insley gets the boot!

  14. votermom says:

    Never mind can’t Will o to bed again

  15. ecoast says:

    WI for Trump

  16. Fox projects that Trump wins Cheeseheadland

  17. Shez ZK says:

    LMAO! Fox just called WI for Trump

  18. kanaughty says:

    Excuse my french, but holy shit, trump is called for wisconsin! So unexpected!

  19. ginainmo says:

    ABC finally calls Florida for DJT. I think he’s got this (please please please)

  20. 1539days says:

    MSNBC called Trump “apparent” winner in FL. Utah called for Trump. Evan McMullin, swing and a miss.

  21. Somebody says:

    WI called for Trump

  22. ecoast says:

    IA for Trump

  23. lateblum says:

    269 elec votes for Trump !!

  24. lateblum says:

    From my favorite Chicago columnist:


  26. ginainmo says:

    ABC just said HRC had only “one” path, DJT has many…

  27. MSNBC finally admits that Trump won Florida.

  28. ecoast says:

    GA for Trump finally

  29. Cynic says:

    Just woke up to hear he won WI and iowa. Now, I won’t ever fall back to sleep. Unbelievable. Two grandbabies, cubs win and trump wins, what a year.

  30. 1539days says:

    I’m looking forward to 3 months of impotent whining.

    • Constance says:

      It’s the futures that plunged, but odds are stock trading hot shots are just rearranging their money. I think the market will be up soon again. But this is a good buy opportunity, probably the best you will get in awhile

  31. Trump wins Georgia. 16 EV’s away.

  32. We are 16 electoral votes away from cinching motherfuckers!!!!

    • swanspirit says:

      I should be drinking.

    • Somebody says:

      I know, I know!!! PA and MI are looking good and I still think he’ll take AZ!

      I am so happy and my faith in my fellow Americans has been restored. Champagne time, love you guys MAGA.

      OMG, we’re not on the losing side, we’re not out of the mainstream……I was starting to worry that the country had shifted so far left there was no turning back and we had all just missed it, but no.

      We have a long way to go and DJT has an uphill climb, but I think our future may be so bright we have to wear shades!

      • mothy67 says:

        Take stock for a minute. How many people on this blog care for children? Reality is most kids with insufficient parents languish. There is a lot of that not happening here.

  33. MSNBC talking heads look suicidal.

  34. DandyTIger says:

    Best Election Ever!!!!!!

  35. ecoast says:

    David Stockman – he already won. You are not calling it. Romney +FL +NC+ WI+IA+Maine 1 = 270

  36. lateblum says:

    If Cubs can Win the World Series….
    Trump can become POTUS!

  37. DandyTIger says:

    I’m bathing in Hillary supporter tears.

  38. kanaughty says:

    I have to say, i am stunned y’all! (But some peeps in my family are sad) 😦

  39. taw46 says:

    I can hardly believe this, I am still in shock. Even though I knew he would win, because I was so calm the last two days. Please, please, get those last 16 votes.

  40. smangala says:

    Yay! My drunk and deplorable friends!

  41. I will start planting tomorrow!

    • CiscoKid says:

      Can I come by and visit?

    • mothy67 says:

      I think adults can smoke until blue. I read a few studies about kids in pot homes. Low IQ. Why risk it.

      • As a social worker, I have seen first hand the impact on kids. You can’t parent high. You just can’t.

        • mothy67 says:

          I saw it with my nephew.he is 30 but emotionally a kid. He wakes and bakes. Can’t seem to grasp he has a kid. He had to take the MMPI. He was found not valid. He told the psychiatrist he smoked pot every day then he told the judge he has not done drugs in ten years. He is so infantile. Judge ordered psych exam. They almost never do that. Has to be something obvious. She ordered exam he lied about drugs. She had his exam in front of her. He still lied. Trust me eight years of lawyer fees was never in my life plan. We protected her with all we had. I think her dad is childish. Her mom is justvas bad. A cutter. They smoke pot all the time. Useless. Shayla has never gotten a B. Ballet, CLO, gymnastics, red belt, piano, sax. Very kind. She is my hero. I believe in her. She has taught me so much. I loathe Hillary’s it takes a village. No it takes sincerity. Kid was a throw away in a government day care. I was in Pittsburgh for one day. I picked her up in my selfish arms. I was done. The place smelled like shit. She never went back. I never went back to New York. I have never known what I am doing with her. I don’t smoke a blunt in front of her. Yes her dad did that. I had no idea what I was doing. I read every Harry Potter book to her out loud. I am with Milo on this. She embraced Hermione without hating dudes. One day she said Joey Grastaffa likes guys I said so do I. That was it. I had been so worried. If I was not direct was I betraying her did I conversely not owe it to her to just let her be a kid. Queer youtube star eradicated my dread.
          I wish my baby had decent parents. She does not. She is on a math team that goes to CMU. Was I supposed to let her throw pity parties. Poor me my parents smoke pot all day. Numb. Crud is funny. I think people like Hillary belittle children. Laughter is majestic. When a kid laughs you know they are thinking for themself. Progs have no sense of humor.

  42. mothy67 says:

    I am so tired. Not sleepy tired. Emotionally done. I have nothing left to give. This has been such a long day. I tried to drink but it just makes me feel tired.

  43. 1539days says:

    By the way, if Trump wins 269, the vote goes to the House, with more Republican delegations than Democrats. If he’s at 269, he won.

    • kanaughty says:

      I worry about that just because of what jackasses the gope have been to him this last year though 😦

  44. lateblum says:

  45. kanaughty says:

    I still can’t wait to have a woman president someday, but she has to be the right woman who’s stances i can agree with mostly. And i am glad this pc madness might end. We will see. Crossing fingers.

  46. taw46 says:

  47. Dora says:

    • Lulu says:

      All that globalists money, perks, special access, virtue signaling and sneering at lessors! Gone! All gone! What shall they do? Now they are just average not smart ugly guys!

      • Constance says:

        Loving it! Work tomorrow is going to be very interesting, I will likely be the only excited happy person, I can’t stick out or my career is done so I’ll have to fake it.

  48. kanaughty says:

    And if he sucks, we can vote him out in 4 years and hopefully both sides will listen to the voters mandate and have some new great benches to choose from. No more bushes or clintons.

  49. lateblum says:

    There is no fist-bumping at the Clinton Victory Party in NYC to night.

  50. DandyTIger says:

    Holy shit. Just took the lead in PA and doesn’t even need it (or MI for that matter).

  51. 1539days says:

    Kellyanne Conway just became the most important pollster in America.

    • lateblum says:

      Listening to Trish Regan on FBN saying that she had been hearing people across all spectrums that “maybe he’s not all bad”… that “I can get on board with him”.

  52. Kathy says:

    This is the biggest Fuck You to big media, the establishment and the ‘elites’ ever.

    • kanaughty says:

      (I can’t celebrate because my hubs is upset :(. ) but for me it was about the direction we were heading into socialism and alinsky bullying and freedom of speech being taken away. I am for our constitution period. I want to keep it intact as the founders wanted. That’s why i couldn’t vote the other way.

  53. I just got a message from WordPress:

    Your blog, The Crawdad Hole, appears to be getting more traffic than usual! 477 hourly views – 91 hourly views on average
    A spike in your stats

  54. taw46 says:

  55. Dora says:

  56. Venus says:

  57. ginainmo says:

    There is a reason they haven’t called Pennsylvania. That reason is denial.

  58. taw46 says:

  59. Pennsylvania has 20 EV’s.

  60. lateblum says:

    Sally Kohn strikes and gets a response!

  61. Lulu says:

    I am not going to bed until Trump’s speech and I fire off some shotgun shells.

  62. CiscoKid says:

    You know what’s truly amazing.
    With all the voter fraud, 40,000 just pardoned felons voting along with illegal’s, multiple voting and let’s not forget the dead, the Democrats still lost.

  63. lyn says:

  64. lateblum says:

    I’m going to bed. I have childcare again tomorrow…..
    I hope it is all settled before I wake up in the a.m.
    Night all . . . {{{hugs}}}

  65. ginainmo says:

    I am taking a lot of incoming on FakeBook. Sometime people surprise me.

  66. CiscoKid says:

    Only 15 more EV’s to pick up the marbles

  67. I just ordered a Trump “MAGA” hat.

    I don’t wear hats.

  68. kanaughty says:

    I am taking a photo and video if/when called for trump. I am staying up for this thing.

  69. Just tuned into MSNBC. They’re freaking out about PA where he’s leading by 26,000 votes.

  70. Somebody says:

    The Democrats need to start fund raising now. They’re going to have to hire a lot more goons because there are more deplorables to beat down than they anticipated

  71. ginainmo says:

    Save me. Out of craft beer, I am stuck with 3’olived pineapple vodka. Looks like 3O is going down.

  72. kanaughty says:

    Wow,white college edu went trump. And they were trying to say trump voters were stupid.

  73. jeffhas says:

    Can I just say how much I appreciated everyone here for the past 8 years.


    Splodin’ heads, sad pussy faces, crow eatin’ f*ckers all over the tube.

    I coined this here, and I’m gonna say it again.

    I am absolutely having the BEST ERECTION EVER!!!

    … And I hope you are too!

    MAGA f*ckers.

  74. Cynic says:

    Has anyone heard if the Republicans maintain control of the senate

  75. CiscoKid says:

    I turned on broadcast tv for about 10 minutes, channel surfing.
    Same bs. My favorite, “what will Trump do for those that have come out foe him?
    Dumb fucks! If you had listened to just one of his rallies you would know.
    But you couldn’t hear cuz’ your heads were to far up Hillary’s ass.

  76. taw46 says:


  77. “The racists won!”

  78. votermom says:

    this better not be a dream

  79. taw46 says:

    A comment from over at AoS.

    “The worst part about this is I think we may have let Obama down again.”

    • CiscoKid says:

      Are you 💩💩💩me?
      Obama betrayed, not let down, on his promises of hope and change.
      Specially, “a transparent administration built on the cornerstone of law”
      Lying fuck!

  80. CiscoKid says:

    In the last few days of the campaign, Hillary was throwing free concerts, while Trump was out talking to the people.
    I was watching his last one, he and Pence.
    Damn near midnight, yet full house, even though the attendees had to WORK the next day.
    Apparently not interested in free concerts disguised as political rallies.

  81. AP calls PA for Trump. He’s over 270, y’all. President TRUMP!

  82. swanspirit says:

    RCP is giving Trump PA. And 274 EV. Woooohoooooo. PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!

  83. CiscoKid says:

    America welcomes President Donald J. Trump!

  84. CiscoKid says:

    Give thanks

  85. lyn says:

  86. DandyTIger says:

    It’s going to be 305 in the end. Trump will get Arizona, Alaska, MI, and one from Maine.

  87. taw46 says:

    Where is Anthony? And Denise? And the others? They should be here for this. President Trump! It has been a long 8 years.

  88. Dora says:

    OMG! I can’t believe I’m still awake. 🙂

    It was just announced that Podesta will be speaking at Hillary headquarters. He is on his way there now. She can’t even make her own speech.

    I wish the media would call this. Everyone knows Trump won.

  89. lyn says:

  90. swanspirit says:

    Clintons. Slimeballs to the end. Or Hillary has collapsed.

  91. mothy67 says:

    What is going on. She sends out that guy that looks like Snoopy’s Woodstock ugly step sister on a crack pipe to defy results. Podesta is butt assed ugly.

  92. taw46 says:

  93. CiscoKid says:

    Trump owns WISCONSIN!

  94. Mt.Laurel says:

    Local CBS in DC just called the election for Trump.

  95. taw46 says:

    He admits they were WRONG.

  96. CiscoKid says:

    Independence Day 2.0
    Let’s not squander it.
    We came to close to losing Independence Day 1.0

  97. swanspirit says:

    Trump is going to speak anyway. #MAGA

  98. taw46 says:

    PA called!

  99. taw46 says:


  100. mothy67 says:

    I wish I could look Trump in the eye and say thank you. I need to believe in something to arrive for my brat. He has given me hope anew.. gonna get drunker and sing with Tina Turner. We never do nothin nice and easy.

  101. Lulu says:

    Then I can fire off a few shots in the woods and go to sleep. Thank the heavens!!!!! He won!

  102. Kathy says:

    CNN on life support

  103. CiscoKid says:

    Ok, I’m drunk, but I see that CNN has Clinton telling Trump to concede losing election.
    WTF, confirm please

  104. swanspirit says:

    I am weeping tears of joy and relief.

  105. taw46 says:

    I have chills!!!!!

  106. taw46 says:

    Trump looks like he is ready to cry. Oh my.

  107. elliesmom says:

    Good night! It’s been good night!

  108. Anthony says:

    Holy shit… WE DID IT!!!

  109. swanspirit says:

    That was worth staying up for LOVE YOU ALL

  110. taw46 says:

    Wonderful speech from our next President!

  111. Jadzia says:

    Holy shit, that was something to wake up to. Somebody (I can’t remember who!) commented here that this election was gonna be like Brexit (I’ve been saying this too, but in real life). They were absolutely right.

    I’ll end with the words of my 6 year old:

    C: “Who is that on the TV?”
    Husband: “That’s the next president, for the USA.”
    C: “And Hollande, when he is going to be replaced?”

    From your lips to God’s ears, little girl.


  112. CiscoKid says:

    Out of ice and bourbon, my bifocals are somewhere, sleep tight, she everyone tomorrow.
    Best bunch of people,Es ever.
    Good night Mr president.

  113. driguana says:

    A new day dawns. It is time now to dispel hate, anger, fear, greed and “isms” of all kinds. It is time to work together,. Out time has now come. Our future together, as a tribal nation, is now about “embrace”. It’s that simple, and it should be led by the people, not the politicians. That’s the real change coming…embrace it or leave it…
    embraceable you
    put your harms around me
    so we can delve into them
    one by one
    looking for clues to unlock the gates
    of repressed passageways
    leading into the inner realms
    of our anxieties and misgivings
    we can throw down our amulets and charms
    and once and for all
    dispel any notions of misinterpretation
    of the signs we have followed
    or the messages
    we firmly believe may have been given to us
    or unknowingly
    so come embrace me
    and these moments of change
    and these times of fearfulness
    hold tightly
    on to the truths that have guided you
    to this point
    hold them close to your heart
    until your blood runs warm
    with their deep meaning and intimate fervor
    and then
    unclasp them and watch them fly
    into the face of delusion
    soaring beyond the culturally crafted
    webs of illusion
    into the grasp of nothingness
    into the arms of the true embrace
    that only knows

  114. Anthony says:

    Orange is the new black lmao

  115. jeffhas says:

    Watching MSNBC go through the 5 stages of grief.

    …. Most are in denial but Larry O is already onto anger…

    Too rich.

  116. DandyTIger says:

  117. Jadzia says:

    My husband’s Facebook (full of people from LA who apparently have adopted the Pauline Kael approach to this election) has been such a source of free entertainment this morning. Poor guy: it’s his birthday, which he already shares with his twin brother, which is already overshadowed by Amelia’s birthday tomorrow, and this year, nobody’s going to remember him at all!!!!

    Lawyers Guns Money blog is also an excellent source of free entertainment today. They set up the circular firing squad several hours ago and I am THERE WITH A BIG BOWL OF POPCORN.

    • DandyTIger says:

      The coming weeks should be interesting on the Dem side. I sense not just butthurt, but maybe a bloodbath. Mostly the blame will be with Hillary for being such a bad candidate, and what else was it, oh yeah, a criminal. So what does the Dem party do moving forward. Obama gutted the party and made it be his bitch, so there is little or no back bench and newcomers. And Hillary took the wind out of anyone coming this year, and set the stage for no one for the next 8 years. Now what do they do?

      • Jadzia says:

        The back bench/newcomers problem has been brewing for at least a decade. Who do the Dems even have? I can think of exactly 2 GenX Dem politicians with any kind of national name recognition: Cory Booker and Kirsten Gillibrand. Maybe Tammy Duckworth, too? This is one thing that the Republicans have done right, is to recognize that the Boomer generation isn’t going to live forever, and if they want their party to live on, they’ve got to prepare to pass the baton someday. I honestly don’t know what the Dems do about this generational problem at this point. The Millennials are still too young for the most part, and I’m not sure they are being brought up either.

        And I agree with you about Obama. At the end of the day, I don’t think he’s even a Democrat: he’s the head of the Obama Party, and doesn’t really have coattails. (We have a guy like this over here, 34 years old and running for president as a Party of One and for many reasons, I’m hoping he gets run right over.)

        As much as I hate how loooong the presidential elections seem to go on, it seems to me that the Democrats probably would have benefited from conducting a more serious primary than the Bernie and Hill Show turned out to be.

  118. 1539days says:

    Thanks, Bernie Bros.

  119. lyn says:

    Heard there is rioting in Berkeley.

  120. Underwhelmed says:

    Well done and God bless.

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