Daily Archives: November 24, 2016

Thanksgiving is an Ancient Tradition

No, the Pilgrims did not invent Thanksgiving. They weren’t even the first Europeans to celebrate the holiday in the New World (Sorry, DT – it was the Spaniards) Thanksgiving is even older than Christianity. “Thanksgiving” is the name we give … Continue reading

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Fucking Thanksgiving!

Here’s hoping that your family is not intolerably political and itching for a fight, or that at least there’s enough tequila in the house to knock ’em out early. The staff at the Crawdad Hole recommends you keep ball-gags on hand, … Continue reading

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