Merry Christmas To Us


Thanks to Uncle Vlad and Cousin Comey and the Electoral College, America is getting the best Christmas present ever. (The best Christmas present I personally ever got is the computer I am typing on right now.)

Bonus: That terrorist they were looking for in Germany was shot dead in Milan.

This is an open thread.



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70 Responses to Merry Christmas To Us

  1. CiscoKid says:

    “Terrorist shot dead ” Well there’s my Christmas gift.

    • lateblum says:

      And maybe they should be forced to bake cakes for people whose lifestyles they disagree with or lose their businesses.
      It’s their job!!! These “artists” are fortunate they are still employed.
      Give me a break.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Being a Rockette is the dream of every little girl taking dance classes, role models if you will. My grandfather took me to see them when I was about 8, I wanted to grow up and be one. Probably one of the hardest jobs to get in the arts and entertainment industry. The whiners can be replaced in a heartbeat. 😀

        • AFVet says:

          I read once that they only have one size costume and they all have to fit into it.
          There has to be something wrong with that in todays PC environment.

        • gainny says:

          Denise, re your “meat parade” comment below: The Rockettes used to be a permanent lifetime job. Some years ago (new management?) that changed, and dancers had to reaudition every year. No more job security and a premium on youth.

    • DeniseVB says:

      There was ONE Rockette upset that I’m aware of. If the media can’t find a squirrel to chase, they’ll invent one or a dozen.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      Well Lisa, I am embarrassed by you!!! 😡

    • driguana says:

      Then don’t participate! No problem.

  2. lateblum says:

    Okay, I have to leave for parts unknown….. Just saw a peak at Mika and Joe on their show this morning, wearing PAJAMAS sitting in front of a fireplace talking the news. It’s like we’re all just one big family at a pajama party. Are we supposed to take them seriously?

  3. Venus says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      LOL. After Christmas I’m going to start firing back, starting with the butthurt on DJT’s timeline, they’re obnoxious twits. Leftovers from Hilly’s campaign failures of winning hearts and minds with less than 50 followers.

  4. SHV says:

    “Reports: Anti-Israel UN Resolution vote TODAY after one-day delay”
    “New Zealand, Malaysia, Venezuela and Senegal call vote after Egypt backed off.”
    New Zealand????
    Will Obama/Kerry stick the knife in Israel?

    • CiscoKid says:

      Venezuela, surprising, as the people have resorted to looting.
      Last week they were going thru discarded food in trash bins.

    • SHV says:

      When/if this resolution passes today, Trump needs to tweet about re-evaluating US financial support for UN and countries that voted for it.

    • kanaughty says:

      How does venezuela have a vote when their country itself is in chaos, almost governmentless.

  5. helenk3 says:

    you can do it

  6. driguana says:

    A warm Winter Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, festive Festivus, and Happy New Year to everyone!!! I promise to be a bit more active next year but love lurking and reading all your wonderfully intelligent and humorous posts!!!

  7. driguana says:

    This was a good one…kind of like half-black Obama and half-black Tiger playing golf…not very funny actually, George…nor very original either….oh well…

  8. DandyTIger says:

    Merry Christmas!!!! Happy all the other things too!!

  9. mothy67 says:

    Wouldn’t be fun to wear a MGA hat and force one of the artists whinning about Ivanka to sell you a piece of their work.

  10. Dora says:

    His Excellency. Bet that’s a first.

  11. Dora says:

    “EXCLUSIVE: She’s STILL with her – Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are pictured together for the first time since losing election, after a five-hour meeting at the failed candidate’s New York office”

  12. Dora says:

    Israel Official: Obama Administration Secretly Worked With Palestinians to Craft ‘Shameful’ UN Resolution

    “President Obama and Secretary Kerry are behind this shameful move against Israel at the UN. The US administration secretly cooked up with the Palestinians an extreme anti Israeli resolution behind Israel’s back which would be a tailwind for terror and boycotts and effectively make the Western Wall occupied Palestinian territory. President Obama could declare his willingness to veto this resolution in an instant but instead is pushing it. This is an abandonment of Israel which breaks decades of US policy of protecting Israel at the UN and undermines the prospects of working with the next administration of advancing peace.”

    • CiscoKid says:

      Troublesome, but I believe, more like pray, that the Trump administration can remove the knife that Obama and Kerry have plunged into the back of Israel.
      Last minute scorched earth by Obama and the Dem’s.
      We stand together Israel.

    • Underwhelmed says:

      The mask is slipping and slipping and slipping …

  13. John WATB Cole:

    I am exceptionally cranky today. The counters came, and of fucking course they were cut wrong, and they were supposed to deliver my sink today, which was ordered and paid for three months ago and was delivered to their storage unit TWO MONTHS AGO to hold for us until we are ready for it, so of course they waited until this morning to inspect it before delivery and OF FUCKING COURSE it is damaged and they have to order a new one which will be here on Tuesday which means sometime in the spring of 2017. I’m also tired of going places where I have spent thousands of dollars, see multiple people standing there, and when you try to discuss something they fuck up, they all scatter in different directions while trying to avoid making eye contact. I’m not yelling at them, ffs. I’m not waving around a gun. All I want to know is when can this be fixed.

    Also, I am broke as fuck. I mean broke. I’m not poor, and I have plenty of food and my bills are paid, but I have NO money left. I’m super excited for Christmas because it means my carpenter/handyman will be taking a few days off and I won’t have to sell plasma to pay him.

    Why does nothing ever happen under budget? I mean, it has to have happened once somewhere, right?

    If he wanted it on time and under budget he should have hired Donald Trump. I would tell him that, but I’ve been banned from BeeJays.

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