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It started with a typo. It took a little while to correct it.

By then it was too late. The hashtag went viral on black Twitter.

I LOLed, because I’m deplorable.


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  1. Military police at Fort Hood have confirmed they’re looking into the reported vandalism of a soldier’s car with the words, “Die N—r.”

    “My best friend of 22 years, US Army Staff Sergeant Jonathan Charlot‘s car was DESTROYED by racial hatred,” Texas man John Martinez wrote on a Go Fund Me page to repair the car. He said that on December 23, Charlot, who is black, discovered that vandals spray-painted the words on the side of his vehicle, slashed his tires, and doused the inside of the car with a “large volume” of gasoline “rendering it un-drivable.” This all happened on the grounds of Fort Hood itself in Killeen, Texas, Martinez said.

    John Miller, a Fort Hood spokesman, confirmed to KDHN that the Criminal Investigation Division are investigating the incident. They’ve got their hands on the car for the meantime.

    And as for Charlot, he had this to say: “It’s disheartening, if you will. It’s an older car and was having some issues, so it had been sitting there for a while.” He said the incident made him feel “disgruntled, unwanted—that the America I love isn’t the same anymore.”

    As of Thursday evening, the Go Fund Me page has raised over $4,000 out of a $10,000 goal.


  2. Venus says:

    So one of my favorite posters, Mormaer, at posted this re: the idiots testifying about the “Russian hacking” yesterday. I think it’s spot on:

    It has taken these numbnuts since November 9th to come up with a viable rationale to convince their idiot supporters, voters and donors why the US voting public has rejected everything about the Obama catastrophe. Why the rubes was had! It was Putin the evil genius who outwitted us at every turn. It is not fair. Putin MADE us mess up. And now some nobody is going to come in and “re-organize” us out of jobs, influence, and like every new president who has a brain is want to do. We don’t work for the US public who pays us, we work for ourselves at the outfit. And let us tell you our elaborate lies and jail-house convoluted story we concocted sitting on the toilet.

    Lies, butt-covering, adolescent idiocy made up for the misdirection of blame for losing power and their grotesque misuse of it. It isn’t their fault see. It is someone else fault that they suck. A little story popped up, oh god please hide it, that Ben Rhodes (Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications for U.S. President Barack Obama and failed novelist) couldn’t pass a security check by the FBI. This was in 2009 for the transition. But he got one anyway. Ben’s old man was an oil trader. A really big one into all kinds of stuff. Ben really likes Iran. And Congress has been tipped off. But I digress. Bizarre fairy tales are being spun and floated by Clapper, Brennan, and their staff who are headed for the exits straight to their lawyers offices.

    It seems to me they are creating a legal defense. Crazy, desperate, and akin to little green men from a space ship made me do it. How different is Putin exerted mind control thorough fake news over the US public as a rationalization for losing? They are taking everything the US public hated about THEM and blaming it on Putin. And this directly ties into the desperation to stop Sessions from being the man digging it all out. Obama is scared and sending out his most accomplished liars in Clapper and Brennan to create an elaborate cover story of sorts.

    “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”― W.C. Fields

    • From one of the morons at AofSHQ:

      I have watched people on this blog chase after Russian boogiemen these past few days with more fervor than a leprechaun after his Lucky Charms. Why are you doing this? Why are you buying this narrative that is being pushed by Democrats? Democrats like Hillary Clinton who’s SOP is to lie and blame their failures on others. These are the same Democrats who lied about Benghazi to grieving families and blamed a video. Or how they lied about Hillary’s private email server in the bathroom. That nothing but yoga emails were on it when in fact it seemed everyone was hacking it to read classified government documents. So again I have to ask, why should I, or anyone, believe these same Democrats now? They are courting war with a bellicose Russia instead of admitting that all their cheating still did not get Hillary elected.

    • Lulu says:

      “…concocted sitting on the toilet.” That sounds about right. The Benghazi video story was probably made up while singing in the shower. Baffle them with bullshit seems to be the main course offered at Harvard and is so helpful with climbing well beyond their capabilities. I would like to hear Clapper and Brennan try to bullshit Trump. Or try to threaten him. He should have resignation letters sitting there waiting for them to sign effective immediately like this minute.

      • lateblum says:

        My question is this: Why, after being lied to – especially by Clapper, would anyone take his statement as truth about anything?
        He should’ve been fired and replaced long before this.

    • John Denney says:

      Our best and brightest were no match for the Russians.
      Abandon all hope; we’re doomed.

      snicker. giggle. guffaw.

  3. The last one was 30 years ago.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Yikes, at least I’m not being attacked by a …. shudder…..”atmospheric river”, it would bury my house. Stay safe west coast deplorables.

      • elliesmom says:

        It’s snowing here now. We’re expected to get 2-4″. It’s light and fluffy. The road is already pretty clear. When it stops, I’ll sweep the driveway and salt it. Then I’ll use the window of opportunity to hit the liquor store and get Ellie a big chew toy at the store next door. The next storm should start sometime tonight. This one is bigger, but it’s a coastal storm. Depending on where it tracks, we’ll get another couple of inches or a foot. Cape Cod will get the brunt. The snow hasn’t been too much of an issue since we moved to RI, but the uncertainty is new. I’m used to knowing days ahead of time how bad a storm is going to be.

      • Lulu says:

        Isn’t the Atmospheric River really the jet stream. So they are changing terminology to sell more weather?

  4. DeniseVB says:

    Trump is sure making politics fun again. May he NEVER STOP tweeting 😀

  5. votermom says:

    The gas money tweet made me LOL

  6. Dora says:
    • lateblum says:

      Disclosure: I didn’t read the review.
      When bronco first became POTUS, my mother, who had voted for him, was slightly smitten with MO. Mom thought MO was attractive, accomplished, and smart. It took my mom only a few months to decide that she had made a mistake voting for bronco and that her notions of MO were the result of MSM manipulation. (This was in May, 2009.) Mom was in the hospital recovering from surgery and aside from OT/PT and reading, there was little to do. So she and her AA nurse used to talk politics and both decided the bronco bamas were poseurs and that they had been duped. They were, in fact, “sick and tired of seeing those two” (bronco and his mare) “on tv at least 4 times a day”. So what had initially passed as attractive role models, for my mom and her nurse, had become unbearable attention whores. And not very intelligent attention whores. My mother told me,long before she died, that I was right about the obamas and that she should have listened to me to begin with.
      I say all this because it appears only a few people had, in fact, seen past the veneer. But it is the veneer that often catches one’s attention. It covers a multitude of flaws. And the bronco bamas are nothing if not very flawed grifters. Too bad some people cannot get beyond the surface.

      • Jadzia says:

        I share what sounds like your mom’s disappointment with Michelle, although mine came quite a bit earlier (sometime around the “If you can’t keep your own house in order” nonsense, IIRC). I wanted to like her. She seemed accomplished and independent and like maybe a new kind of First Lady who would be neither a shrinking violet nor a co-president wannabe. And we’d just had 8 years of a First Lady who was more likable than her husband (although I think Dubya is turning out to be a pretty good ex-president). But between the weird sexist attacks on Hillary in 2008 (which were totally not necessary), the oversell of Michelle as the most brilliantest and fashionable First Lady EVER!!!! and the Sun King lifestyle, she wore out her welcome real fast. And again, this is coming from somebody who was initially keeping an open mind about her even though I didn’t like her husband.

        • lateblum says:

          I realized early on, that MO and BHO were frauds and of low ethics. I worked in the health system that became taxed due to MOs work at the Uni of Chi. She wrote the regs that allowed the UofC to refuse the Medicaid pts in the ER and ship them to other south side hospitals. The “joke” is that there are very few hospitals that are closer than 30 minutes from UofC hospital. People died because of those regs. Her salary increase by hundreds of thousands of dollars due to HIS position in gov’t. And she earned it by writing those regs. He, of course took money by doing nothing, releasing volunteers from his campaigns because they were blacks and he needed white votes. He lied to those who volunteered on his campaigns and paid white workers but not blacks.
          I was unable to give them a chance after all that I knew.

          • Jadzia says:

            That hospital thing was horrifying. When I was an undergrad at U of C, I had a summer job working for a researcher who was doing a study on why people brought their kids to the pediatric ER. (Basically because it took four months to get an appointment at the Board of Health back then and when your kid has the whooping cough or whatever, you’re not wanting to wait four months.) I have wondered for a very long time if that research ended up contributing to the UC/MO’s patient-dumping policy.

            What’s the deal with the paying white workers but not black workers on the campaigns? That’s one I haven’t heard.

          • lateblum says:

            I think the deal was to get those people to leave the campaign. He said the money was scarce (to those workers).

      • swanspirit says:

        I don’t intend to read it. I remember her from the beginnings of Hussein’s campaign, when she was compared to a female Stokely Carmichael, to having her eyebrows lowered and putting her in flouncy dresses to make her look like a woman. She is hopeless, afaiac

    • lizzy says:

      Do they have even one viewer for this Mooch crap. She is the most utterly boring subject I can imagine-especially if she is paired with Oprah.

  7. Dora says:

    I believe one of the ladies on the original PUMA Pac blog challenged Lacy Clay for his seat. She gave it a good try, but she didn’t have the funds necessary. I’m sorry that I have forgotten her name, but I wish she had won. This man is a disgrace!


    Good grief, Rep. Lacy Clay (D-MO) thought this was art appropriate for the US Capitol?

    • CiscoKid says:

      Now that’s what I was talking about earlier.
      Lady choose not to be a victim.
      No one wants to kill another human, well, except rapist, armed robbers, gang-bangers, dope dealers and home invaders.
      Lady is 74 and will live to see 75.

  8. DeniseVB says:

    This is a pretty quick 6 minute video. Steven Green aka Vodkapundit ! Trolling the SJW’s……

  9. CiscoKid says:

    Caution. Video shows palestinians, um, tenderizing a goat, sexually.
    I’ll never eat lamb chops again.

  10. foxyladi14 says:

    The Dim’s last chance!!
    Watch C-SPAN Today!!! January 6, at 1 PM EST, For the final, step in trying to overturn, The election.

  11. AFVet says:

    Well, Obammy is set to unload another whopper on us when he gives his farewell address in Chicago on the 10th.
    Lots of me’s and I’s and my’s and stuff.
    Maybe he will wear his new medal,……
    Anyway, here’s a nice summary of the hope and change we endured for the last eight years.

  12. votermom says:

    Geeze. TV people should assume the camera is on them at all times

    • Jadzia says:

      IMHO the classy thing to do is to behave even if you don’t have any reason to think there’s a camera on you. : )

      In related news, I weep for the future! So many good people without jobs and that disgusting @#$@#$ is laughing at a real person (a disabled one at that) being tortured? Calgon, take me away.

    • Lulu says:

      Psychos are everywhere. Especially in the media.

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  15. mothy67 says:

    Pup’s teacher has banned Pepe from being drawn. So funny. She crosses a line. Two asian boys call her racist everytime she yells at them. They are 10/11.white is minority majority, but kids have been together for 6 years in a class of 17. They make sport of the PC culture. Hopefully its a good thing. Although same teacher would allow no Christmas decor.

    • mothy67 says:

      Wow the tiny article attempts to legitimize. It’s called a condition? How can the writer not question what risks there are for a child born of mother and son?
      I have always felt the government should have gotten out of marriage. Civil unions. Marriage should be between two people, their god, and their church. I am no fan of gay couples creating children . In my book you can’t claim God made me this way if he did it was not to procreate. Procreation is science and natural. Gays, I think, can be great parents so adopt. I wish my grand niece had struggling young parents. She didn’t. They were in and out of jail and psych wards. Cutter’s are so boring.
      Anyhow I disagreed with people that gay marriage would lead to normalizing other deviant behavior. I was wrong. I asked my 17 year old niece if they had any non “cis gender” kids at her school. She said yeah and we get lectured about what is appropriate. She has known I was gay all her life, knows I am kinda conservative and she says its over the top.
      Also I can’t find it now but I read that a number of the very young whose parents are pushing for kids new gender are on the autism spectrum. Those children have trouble relating. What do those parents perhaps do? — Say my boy is actually a girl and all difficulties are society not my kid is not perfect. There is some twisted excuse blaming straight white males for everything as if it has ever been easy for straight white men to work a shit job to provide. My dad worked so hard. Produce manager by day drive in theater by night so we could eat. You have children you do what is right by them. Once you accept having a child grow up. Expanded daycare is the most vile thing I have ever seen. I implore you to visit one. I have questioned whether or not I am an awful self serving piece of shit. I got on wrong bus visiting Pittsburgh and got a call no one could pick up a child. This welfare subsidized place was hell. So disgusting. Smelled. Cribs lined along a wall. No one touches these kids. I think fat grossly fat is a symptom of neglect. Sugar in Beloved is telling. I am no hero. I was unable to let her rot. I gave up New York City to never let her at 9 months old sit in her own shit and be just that kid trained like a dog to stop crying.
      She gets therapy. Fought in court to protect her.
      WHAT IS REAL? Hillary advocates for children? My ass.

  16. helenk3 says:

    caption this chuck schumer photoop disaster.

    I looked at this picture and laughed. I am sure the people here can really come up with some great captions

  17. votermom says:

    Some kind of shooting at Ft Lauderdale airport

  18. DeniseVB says:

    Gallery protesters upsetting Congress’s prezzy certification kabuki theater. Trump/Pence cleared and certified anyway. I guess Hillary lost again 😛

  19. DeniseVB says:

    Ft. Lauderdale – Shep reporting 5 dead 😦

  20. CiscoKid says:

    Suspect in custody.

  21. lyn says:

    In her final speech as first lady on Friday, Michelle Obama singled out young immigrants and Muslims, many of whom express apprehension about president-elect Donald Trump.

    “Do not ever let anyone make you feel like you don’t matter, or like you don’t have a place in our American story — because you do,” she said. “Know that this country belongs to you, to all of you. From every background and walk of life. If you or your parents are immigrants, know that you are part of a proud American tradition … that has made us the greatest country on earth.”

  22. DandyTIger says:

    Snow be coming down. The end times are here. We might get an inch or two. Heaven help us. 🙂

  23. votermom says:

    from earlier today

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