Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term!
You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all of Washington DC has been caught up whispering about a Trump scandal of EPIC proportions. The report contains allegations that Trump went to Moscow a few years ago, and Russians spies convinced him to get dressed up in a onesie and gave him a bunch of prostitutes after installing him in the Presidential Suite at a Moscow hotel. It is further alleged that The Donald used this opportunity to have the prostitutes to piss all over the bed that had been slept in by President Obama and FLOTUS. Buzzfeed not only pushed the button on this entirely unsubstantiated report, its editor, Ben Smith, posted the letter he sent to staff regarding the decision to publish.
Honestly, I only wish Trump was this vindictive.
Since Buzzfeed published and all the regular Hillary Outlets picked the story up, 4Chan has taken responsibility for trolling 4 different intelligence agencies and the entire DC establishment. They planted the seed to this gorgeous bloom sometime last summer:
I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that there’s no real evidence on either side, but I’m going with Occam’s Razor on this one. 4Chan trolling the swamp and getting away with it is WAY more believable than the allegations contained in the report. Per usual, the usual suspects are not having it and are clinging to their lying teddy bears to the bitter end.
I don’t think anything will ever stick to Trump with all this shark-jumping going on. The left is off the rails. Oh happy day!
And now you know why #GoldenShowerGate is trending this morning. You’re welcome. This is an open thread.