Fakest News Ever

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term!

You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all of Washington DC has been caught up whispering about a Trump scandal of EPIC proportions. The report contains allegations that Trump went to Moscow a few years ago, and Russians spies convinced him to get dressed up in a onesie and gave him a bunch of prostitutes after installing him in the Presidential Suite at a Moscow hotel. It is further alleged that The Donald used this opportunity to have the prostitutes to piss all over the bed that had been slept in by President Obama and FLOTUS. Buzzfeed not only pushed the button on this entirely unsubstantiated report, its editor, Ben Smith, posted the letter he sent to staff regarding the decision to publish.

Honestly, I only wish Trump was this vindictive.

Since Buzzfeed published and all the regular Hillary Outlets picked the story up, 4Chan has taken responsibility for trolling 4 different intelligence agencies and the entire DC establishment. They planted the seed to this gorgeous bloom sometime last summer:

I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that there’s no real evidence on either side, but I’m going with Occam’s Razor on this one. 4Chan trolling the swamp and getting away with it is WAY more believable than the allegations contained in the report. Per usual, the usual suspects are not having it and are clinging to their lying teddy bears to the bitter end.

I don’t think anything will ever stick to Trump with all this shark-jumping going on. The left is off the rails. Oh happy day!

And now you know why #GoldenShowerGate is trending this morning. You’re welcome. This is an open thread.

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169 Responses to Fakest News Ever

  1. lyn says:

    Hillary apparently was smart enough to ignore #GoldenShowerGate during the election. I wonder if she still is.

    • Constance says:

      You know I don’t hate Hillary and at this point I wish her the best but rather than ignoring this info I thought she was barely functional during the campaign. She barely had any energy and it seems she was just dragging around doing the bare minimum so raising a fake issue would have taken more energy than she had.

      • Well somebody was shopping this stuff all around. They just couldn’t get anyone to bite.

        Hillary wouldn’t dare get her hands personally dirty. That’s what she has Podesta and Sid Blumenthal for.

  2. mothy67 says:

    Stolen from DORA on CTH
    (Thank you. Needed to read that quote this morning)

    “When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”

    Jonathan Swift 1667-1745

  3. CiscoKid says:

    🖕😡🖕For John McCain for backstabbing Trump.
    Pond scum, evil pond scum.

    • Constance says:

      McCain needs to go. I guess he is jealous that Trump got the big prize. Or possibly he saw the level of false gossip flaming through the frantic Democrats and thought someone should discredit it.

  4. I gotta go to work. Fortunately it’s an office day, so I can check back in.

  5. votermom says:

    pizzagate has way more evidence backing it up, albeit circumstantial, than pissgate

  6. lyn says:


  7. At times like these I like to check in with Crazy Joe Cannon, but apparently he blowed up his computer a couple weeks ago.

  8. CiscoKid says:

    For you Trumplican’s, his Press Conference is being live streamed by RSBN.
    It’s scheduled for 10:00 am EST.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Oh you know all the cable news channels will be covering it too. I’ll watch it with Team Varney 🙂

      • CiscoKid says:

        I’ll be out all day. Going to Indiana shopping, lower tax’s and free parking in the malls.
        Once a month trip, sometimes two. Stock up on groceries, booze, pet food and cheap gasoline.
        Stop to eat and get coffee now and then.
        I may have to wait for the replay.

        • lateblum says:

          Have fun! I used to go to Wisconsin to shop for the same reasons. I have not driven that far since my surgery, though. Maybe in the spring.

  9. It should be noted that we are down to single digits. Tick, tick, tick.

  10. DeniseVB says:

    Great sleuthing Lola. Just read through some of the trending feed, the vile progs so badly want to believe it….truthiness….it should be true dammit, so let’s make funny piss jokes!

    After following Trump for over 3 decades in the international tabloids and msm, you’d think kinky sex habits would have been uncovered by now? LoL !

    • Constance says:

      Also being wealthy through his whole life Trump would have destroyed himself long ago with any excesses he was prone to because he could easily afford to buy what any addiction required.
      This is the sort of crap Liberals would do if they could afford to it’s not what a driven man who likes to build things would do. As far as the pissing on the bed the Obama’s slept on story, I doubt Trump thinks about the Obama’s enough to have animosity towards them Trump’s focus is forward.

  11. Lulu says:

    NBC owns Buzzfeed. They keep putting money into Buzzfeed and Vox and now we know why. They are NBC’s Mikey (let Mikey eat it!). A British spy (have any of the geniuses at the CIA verified as a real person?) who could be working counter-intel to burn these idiots, or just be a 4Chan hoaxer even roped in Hairy Reed and John McCain to spread this stuff via Bush family employee Rick Wilson. And why would they think a pee-pee story would embarrass or impeach Grab’em by the Pussy Trump? They think he won’t say it? Out loud? I do think 4Chan has pulled off one for the ages. The Kremlin is busting a gut laughing. This is about the gravy train drying up ultimately. The unemployed flunkies of Obama and Hillary is the tip of that iceberg.

    • mothy67 says:

      thanks NBC because I am sure “golden showers” will be trending at recess. Kids pick up on this shit. Pepe is banned by a flake teacher. Only encourages the boys to yell Pepe everytime they see each other. My favorite is Asian American boy(yep brilliant at math) says racist any time anyone says no to him about anything. He is so funny.

  12. Venus says:

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  14. Venus says:

    • Lulu says:

      It just gets better and better. He is the one who was praising the CIA agents risking their lives sitting in a cubicle. I think he knows they played his dumb ass too.

  15. Dora says:

  16. If I was Trump I would answer any and all questions about #pissgate by saying “It’s all a bunch of crap.”

  17. CiscoKid says:

    From the Washington Examiner on Presidential farewell address’s.
    Clinton spoke 7 minutes 25 seconds, Reagan 20 minutes 42 seconds, GW Bush, 13 minutes 7 seconds.
    Barry, 51 minutes 10 seconds, more time than the other three combined.
    Of course mentioned himself 75 times.

    • Anthony says:

      I only caught a minute of it. Had to turn it off. It was like watching an auto-fellatio compilation on PornHub…

      • CiscoKid says:

        Obama worshippers, my friends, called and txt’d me to make sure I didn’t miss it.
        I was rather nasty in my replies, I wonder if I’ll hear from them again?
        I never held my loathing for Obama or my esteem for Trump a secret.

        • Anthony says:

          Me neither, although I try to couch it in a way that doesn’t offend them too much. I like to know that they’ll come back for more 🙂

    • lateblum says:

      Aren’t these the same idiots who were thrown out of the Sessions hearings yesterday?
      I, for one, amid sick of these loud mouthed puppets who are so “invested” in discounting the nominees of DJT, that they have cards they are reading while they are yelling out their message. 😝

    • DeniseVB says:

      Just heard on FBN they were kicked out “for holding up signs”. Uhm, why did they let them in ?

      • lateblum says:

        Did they promise to behave themselves?

        • DeniseVB says:

          Were they dressed to behave? Lol, I recognize that leftover costume from the “Billionaires for Bush” era who were part of every anti-Boooosh march. They were a loud, obnoxious group “talking down to the peons”. Never did understand that. I think Obama had more billionaires in his back pocket than Bush and that didn’t bother them. Hypocrites!

  18. DeniseVB says:

    Mark Dice on pissgate…..

  19. lateblum says:

    And r/t yet another #FakeNews story:

  20. votermom says:

  21. votermom says:

    Bwahaha new petition

  22. elliesmom says:

    Buzzfeed did Trump a huge favor. They’re going down in flames, and they’re going to take the entire MSM down with them. No matter what they report on Trump in the future, he’s going to be able to say, “Who are you going to believe? Me, or the lying scum media?” While there will always be liberals who will believe anything negative about Trump, true or not, they’re going to be laughingstocks.

    • Lulu says:

      There is almost a “sting” quality to it. The timing, the subject matter, the principals, etc are almost too perfect. And it is ridiculous and so trashy.

        • Lulu says:

          She is looking at it from the media view. I just get the feeling that Trump set them up. I have ZERO tangible proof he did or that it was his people punking Jeb’s thug Rick Wilson. Then it went to the CIA supposedly. And then disseminated to others (based on a UK ex-spy who could have been hired by anybody) and they all ran around talking about it, gossiping, sending out feelers to see if anything could be verified instead of doing something important or real work defeat him. Was it a giant fake out, time waster, distraction to them? Yes it was. And who did that benefit? Trump. Then they take it further, making it public, looking pathetic and Trump gets to do the righteous anger thing and clean out the CIA. See what I mean? I used to do misdirections (Ooops I didn’t mean to say or give you that!) a few times in trials when I was the evidence clerk to send the other side on wild goose chases. It is rather easy to do with idiots. It is also done in investigations of course to get people to expose themselves.

          • Anthony says:

            “I just get the feeling that Trump set them up. I have ZERO tangible proof he did or that it was his people punking Jeb’s thug Rick Wilson. “

            Ditto. First thing that came to my mind after 4Chan was (self)exposed as the source. I wouldn’t put it past Trump to use their own bullshit against them, and I daresay that I have no problem with that.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Since this information has been around “for months”, why release it now? Why not the day before the election ?

      Even wikileaks confirmed the dossier fake and reminded us that their DNC emails are not! Heh, heh.

    • Legit. At work, there is just 1 woman expressing concern. The rest are laughing and asking who cares. One of them (a real Hillary lover) found the 4Chan claim hysterical and a blow to the so-called intelligence community.

  23. DeniseVB says:

    MOTUS has the snarky highlights of the past 24 hour “news” cycle. Crying MO and Malia photos in the comments 😀


  24. votermom says:

    So these hearings are just for the senators to speechify about how great they are, while the appointee sits there and tries to stay awake.

    I thought our government didn’t allow torture anymore?

  25. Anthony says:

    OT but more interesting than the phony confirmation hearings:

    Bates Motel FINAL season starts Feb 20

    • DeniseVB says:

      Trivia: He played “Charlie Bucket to Johnny Depp’s Willie Wonka in the reboot movie. He’s grown up nicely and also has that sweet psycho personna the original Psycho, Anthony Perkins, played so well. Kinda looks like him too 🙂

      • Anthony says:

        I know – he’s amazing, as is Vera Farmiga. I caught a couple of films she made prior to Bates Motel. What an amazing range she has. I’m disappointed that this is their last season, but I suppose they’re trying to avoid being typecast. Farmiga was already cast as psychic demonologist Emily Warren since the series broke. She was awesome, but horror/suspense genre can be a real career killer if you have more diverse skills. Hate to see them go, but I wish them all well

  26. Somebody says:

    First protester at Tillerson hearing blames him for Hurricane Sandy. When you think about that’stuff pretty cool to have a SOS that can control the weather #winning

  27. Dora says:

    They are starting to eat their own.


    NYT Accuses CNN, BuzzFeed Of Peddling “Fake News” Over Russia Report


  28. votermom says:

    That’s a great speech by Tillerson.

  29. Somebody says:

    OT what kind of home remedies do any of you suggest for cold/sinus? I have the worst clogged nose, mostly on one side…..fever, horrific chills, no energy, no appetite, just yuck. Whatever this is hit me like a ton of bricks on Sunday evening. I can manage most of it, but nothing takes away the pain and pressure. The best I’ve felt was when I took Nyquil, but then I went night, night shortly following. Even that didn’t get totally get rid of the pain and pressure.

    • votermom says:

      sorry Somebody

      I live by vicks vapor rub (just under nose)
      knitted hat
      sleeping in a sitting position
      chicken soup, tea, that sort of thing

    • lateblum says:

      Steam from drops of eucalyptus oil in very hot water has helped me.
      I think eucalyptus is in Vicks.
      Also chicken soup or hot-and-sour soup.
      Warm socks (I warm them on the radiator) and long underwear under my pj’s.
      Feel better. ❤️

    • mothy67 says:

      Honey, bourbon, hot water
      Hot bath

      • CiscoKid says:

        Good choice.
        My home remedy.
        Hot tea, slice of lemon, wee piece of cinnamon, stiff shot of bourbon all to taste.
        Wool socks, pj’s, after a good hot soak in tub.
        When appetite returns, definitely chix soup. I like Knorrs.

    • elliesmom says:

      Shut the bathroom door, turn on the shower as hot as you can. When the room steams up, go sit in there for a bit. It’s like a big vaporizer. Clears the sinuses and warms the body.

    • dm says:

      Hot compress, repeat multiple times, nasal rinse, vicks…hot toddy for good measure, I make mine with Sleepytime herbal tea, honey, and Southern Comfort ’cause everyone can use a little comfort when they feel a bit under the weather.

    • Lulu says:

      Mucinex and saline nose spray and blow, blow, blow your nose and drink lots of liquids so it “runs” through. Then use chapstick on your poor nose from blowing so much.

      • lateblum says:

        Mucinex definitely helps me. I didn’t mention it because I don’t always have the medicine available to me.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I use the drug store brand of PM cold and sinus at bedtime, otherwise I wake up so stuffed, then I can’t get back to sleep. I honestly think the generic brand works better than Nyquil.

    • Kathy says:

      Boil water in a pot..then put a towel over your head and your head over the pot..will open you up.

    • swanspirit says:

      What color is your discharge? If it is yellow, get on ATBs asap. Then get in a hot shower, and do a nasal irrigation with warm STERILE normal saline one nostril at a time. No Neti pots. Squeeze as much Sns up one nostril, hold the other nostril completely closed, and blow until clear. What an ENT guy told me, was you have to get all the mucus out, because other wise little pockets remain and reinfect the sinus.
      Sending lots of healing. Ibuprofen can help with the pain and swelling. Herbal inhalants are nice too.

      • Somebody says:

        I did that but didn’t hold the other nostril closed. Discharge is nasty and discolored one huge chunk was bloody.

        Will try some of the remedies suggested especially steam. I can try to get antibiotics but doctors around here expect you to be sick for 2 weeks or more and be running a 101 or better fever to prescribe antibiotics. I’ve only been sick since Sunday and my highest temp has only been 100.4, although I’ve been on OTC meds with fever reducer so without that might have been higher.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Mucinex (the plain expectorant variety is best) if you can get it and lots of hot liquids. Whiskey or brandy also work well with tea or hot water with lemon and honey. Won ton soup works similar to chicken (well it is made with chicken broth). if you have a take out place or some one to get it (they usually will as they get take out at the same time). Have them get extra.

      I was given the same advice as Swan years ago to plug up one side of the nose and blow – it is nasty but it helps get the mucus out. Make sure your head is not tipped backward.Now the other part of the advice it got was to hand over the side of the bed while clearing sinus. That helps get the crap out – crazy but it works.

      If you feel up to and have them around, clean sheets. It makes you feel better and gets rid germ laden pillow cases. If you have extra, just changing the cases makes a big difference. And when you are able to do laundry wash the old sheets in hot water – not cold.

      Feel better.

    • Constance says:

      I thought this was a bad suggestion but I was desperate so i tried it. Buy one of those nasal saline sprayers (they are cheap) and spray your nose about every 15 minutes. It really helps. Also Afrin nose spray but when it wears off it causes your nostril to get stuffed up so only use it on one nostril every 6 hours or so it can really help you sleep to have one side you can breath on.

  30. votermom says:

    Is it just me or is Rubio being a dick?

  31. votermom says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      In other words, the polar opposite of Hillary and John Kerry. Tillerson has more diplomacy in his little finger than the entire Obama administration combined. 🙂

  32. votermom says:

    They say Trump presscon about to start

  33. votermom says:

    Sean Spicer sounds mad

  34. taw46 says:

    FNC to carry Trump presser. Pence speaking now.

  35. mothy67 says:

    Please President Trump keep your cool.

  36. votermom says:

    hehehe Trump brings up OPM hack

    and says DNC was totally open to be hacked

  37. lyn says:

    Trump is killing it with the legal crap about his business stuff.

  38. votermom says:

    He’s spanking the press. Love it.

  39. DeniseVB says:

    Even dh is watching this presser, usually clicks to a sports channel when this stuff comes on 😀

  40. mothy67 says:

    Who did he call fake news?

  41. votermom says:

    So basically Ivanka is out of Trump Organization because her hubby is going to be adviser to Trump.

    Do you think she’ll enter politics herself?

  42. votermom says:

    Pharma stocks dipped during presser. On CNBC they said some Pharma CEO needs to go to Trump tower and say “we are hiring 3,000 Americans this year!” or something to get their stock back up.

    • mcnorman says:

      Not a bad idea but it would be better if they said we can lower the price on these staples.

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        At this point they need to do both. They can play the new factory to increase production – so more jobs and with higher production prices will be a lot lower. And a the meeting went great and thanks Don for helping us see that option in their after meeting comments.

  43. Dora says:

    Best press conference ever!

  44. DandyTIger says:

    Funny part is Trump says is going after big pharma next, to bring back those jobs. Will be interesting to hear the reaction, if that happens, from a certain brainwashed blogger we know. 🙂

  45. Dora says:

    Another reason to sigh with relief.


    REVEALED: Hillary Clinton’s Cabinet Picks (If She’d Won, That Is)

  46. swanspirit says:

    How could anyone have read that pissant dossier and not know it was pure bullshit? It practically lreaped off the page and screamed look! This is a turd! Seriously. Really.Honestly.

    And now the MSM is shocked they are being called fake news? How delicious is it, that the progs and their news outlets have thrown back at them what they have been throwing. They have been calling Fox News Faux News for years now. The soon to be expotus called out Fox numerous times, and tried to deligitimize the one news organization that didn’t worshp at his feet.
    They deserve to be called out, made accountable, and humiliated.

  47. I voted for Trump.

  48. lateblum says:

    I’m getting ready to leave and have the Sessions’ hearing on. I just heard a black Congressman on to discredit Sessions who began his statement by complaining of being at the tail end of the hearing statements and also suggested that he and the other AA congress critters (inc Booker and Lewis) were scheduled to be at the end of the hearings and equated it with being forced to sit at the “back of the bus”. I kid you not! What an insult. Now that bronco isn’t there to put them all first, they are complaining about being at the end of the hearing! I don’t know how they were assigned, but if they were all at the end of the hearings, Does that mean they asked to speak consecutively? Does it reflect the timing of their requests to speak at all? Was it purely coincidence? Was is racist because #Trump? Was it just another attempt to portray themselves as victims?
    I don’t know, but I just want to say that Obama says race relations is at an all time high. So he (whoever he was/is) can just STFU. 😦

    • lateblum says:

      The man who spoke about the optics and the racists – or the racist optics – was Cedric Richmond from Louisiana. He is getting all manner of kudos on twitter from the racist apologists who support bronco’s assessment that race relations are just fine in the USA.

  49. taw46 says:

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  51. votermom says:

    I’m making a dog book post for bookhorde.
    Is Saturday a good day for that sort of thing, do you think?

  52. DeniseVB says:

    Nice response to Meryl Streep …..

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