Daily Archives: February 22, 2017

The Perfect Vajayjay

I search the internet to bring you important news and information. My day at the designer vagina showcase The perfect vagina is pink, plump and hairless. There is nothing major about its labia majora, curled primly to frame the entrance … Continue reading

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The Perfect Metaphor

This is the perfect metaphor for something, but I don’t know what. Bull that escaped slaughterhouse dies after being tranquilized in Queens backyard A raging bull made a desperate break for freedom from a Queens slaughterhouse — but later died … Continue reading

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