Ash Humpday Open Thread

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Baptist Girl: “I’m horny. Let’s have sex.

Catholic Boy: “I can’t. It’s Lent.

Baptist Girl: “To who and for how long?

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85 Responses to Ash Humpday Open Thread

  1. votermom says:

    you are so going to h e double hockey sticks, klown!

    • DeniseVB says:

      Bless her heart, on Liz Claman’s Fox Biz show this afternoon, she interviewed a guy with ashes smashed on his forehead, she stayed a pro 😉

  2. AFVet says:

  3. Venus says:

    This guy John Schindler is one crazy motherfucker #NeverTrumper — I hope Secret Service pays him a visit soon:

    • CiscoKid says:

      Dipshit.
      KGB was dissolved 6 November 1991, 26 years ago.
      It was superseded by the
      Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation
      Федеральная служба безопасности Российской Федерации
      formed 12 April 1995, 22 years ago.
      Do your homework.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Dear LAWD, Trump never even became a racist until he ran against a DEM. Been following him for decades of “Women wanted him, Men wanted to be him” in the tabloids. I knew mental bubblegum would come in handy one day 😉

  4. Venus says:

    I’ve heard Dems talking about needing to get CO governor Hickenlooper to run in 2020 — I just saw this howdy doody mofo on TV. LMAO!! If that’s the Dems’ best hope I predict a 49 state landslide for Trump.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Bernie, Hillary again, Warren Oprah (?) and this guy.
      Talk about the bottom of the barrel.

      • DandyTIger says:

        That’s an insult to bottoms of barrels. LOL

        • CiscoKid says:

          Correct.
          Some of the best bottoms I’ve meet were the bottom of beer barrels.🍺🍺🍺🍺

      • Constance says:

        Seattle people want our Washington state governor, Jay Inslee for President 2020. He is good looking and was a popular jock in school. He is the usual blind, dumb, Democrat, currently thinking of ways to raise my taxes to cushion the life style of people who don’t have a right to be here and people who don’t work.

        • kanaughty says:

          Jay inslee is the worst governor washington has had in my lifetime. He is a progressive dem always getting that state gov more and more into people’s business. I didn’t mind gregoire and i loved locke because they kept the gov in olympia out of everydayday people’s lives. Gov was in the background and only came up if needed for budgets etc. inslee is another obamaite dem loser. He screwed boeing employees giving boeing so much leverage in that deal so they wouldn’t move in ending up taking away pensions. A tougher governor, one that actually cared about the people of the state and company, would have said, wait a minute, your success is solely based on your roots being here etc. and would have leveraged from a position of strength somehow that deal.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Also rumored, Mark Cuban and George Clooney would have a better chance, and they have boobie grabbing drunk photos online 😀

    • I keep telling you, it’s gonna be Kamala Harris.

  5. lateblum says:

    GOOD NEWS !!!
    Cynic and her husband and their kids, and their families are OKAY !!!!
    Cynic didn’t even lose power! Although one of her kids did. So she had one of the babies at her house today.
    That said, the town where she lives was hit hard. And the town near her other kid was hit hard as well. Only 1 person lost his life and that is sad, of course. But per the news reports, it was a miracle the loss of life wasn’t much, much higher. Our prayers were answered for Cynic and her family..

  6. votermom says:

    Gonna go meet the puppies next Thursday!!!!

    • taw46 says:

      How exciting! Do you get to choose from the puppies?

      • votermom says:

        I don’t know exactly. The breeder doesn’t assign them – she wants to see the personalities and I think when we meet them she will be on the lookout to see if any seem a good fit for us.
        I’m very excited!
        If you want to see the puppy pics I can send you a link via email – just email me votermom at gmail. I don’t want to publicly link my vm profile to her site (coz you know, sjws are everywhere, LOL)

    • DeniseVB says:

      ❤ I am so looking forward to a puppy love photo thread ❤

    • lateblum says:

      I cannot wait to see the pics! Are you SO excited?? I would be almost over the moon.

      • votermom says:

        I am! But I am also procrastinating on important stuff like picking a vet. Bad me!

        • lateblum says:

          Are you worried having a vet picked out might jinx your luck? (Actually, that is usually the way I think. Not you.) Or are there so many good vets in your area that you can’t make that decision?

          • votermom says:

            Yes I am. I have been careful not to do anything official about being a pet-owner yet. LOL. I do have a list of recs from my neighbors but I haven’t screened them yet according to my peculiar standards.

    • AFVet says:

      He can’t function without her.

      • CiscoKid says:

        Roger that.
        Kinda creepy though. Moving in, can’t find an apartment nearby ?
        To me, I now know who ran the WH

    • swanspirit says:

      No. Just No . Something is very wrong with this picture.

      • CiscoKid says:

        I don’t throw terms like treason, sedition etc. lightly, but I believe we may be approaching that territory with the Val/Obama team.

    • elliesmom says:

      According to the Daily Mail story, the Obamas plan to eventually buy the house they’re renting in DC, keep a home in Chicago, one in Rancho Mirage, and buy a house in Hawaii. How much is it going to cost to provide Secret Service at 4 homes?

  7. AFVet says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      I only watch lefty news via the Mark Dice filter!

    • CiscoKid says:

      Whew! Sock it to them Mark.
      It, imo, Lemon never listened to anything Trump said at his rallies.
      Last night Trump reaffirmed his commitment to his campaign promises, not repeating, but making it clear, he was not wavering.
      I commented last night that reading on other blogs that there was feeling that Trump would soften or backtrack on his agenda, I too had that feeling.
      As we heard, not one bit, he came out blazing.

  8. Somebody says:

    Stunning interview on Tucker Carlson with Texas senator John Corynyn. What a uniparty jackass Cornyn is, he’s not a fan of the wall. He doesn’t think Texans are either. Apparently his staff members voted for Hillary too.

    • mcnorman says:

      Cornyn has always been uniparty Somebody. He did stuff in Texas as AG that made my blood boil.

      • Somebody says:

        If I were a Texan he’d hear from me. Sure he might ignore me, but if enough Texans light up his phone lines and clog his email, perhaps it might give him some pause.

    • taw46 says:

      When it was pointed out that Trump said WALL throughout his campaign, he still said Texans didn’t vote for that. Unbelievable.

  9. DeniseVB says:

    Chelsea “shining” on Twitter today, her latest…..oh, and there’s more 😉

  10. lateblum says:

    I don’t know if the video will post here. I mostly watched this interview tonight on Tucker’s show. Even Tucker was so disgusted that I actually thought he was going to simply end the interview.
    The Democrat that Tucker was attempting to speak with is named Eric Guster. Apparently, he has been comparing Trump to Hitler

  11. mothy67 says:

    I wonder how bad the obama/soros/jarrett cabal is going to make things?

  12. CiscoKid says:

    I gotta vent.
    The most disgusting, disrespectful and just plain f’king rotten s**t I’ve ever seen two human beings, and I use that term lightly, behave was when Schultz and Ellision refused to stand when Carryn Owen was being acknowledged for her and her husbands sacrifice.
    They and the Dem’s who did the same, just vile bastards. I hope they slept well under the protection our military provides.
    🖕one for you Schultz and 🖕one for you Ellision.
    That is all.

  13. Venus says:

    Dems are all up in arms about THE SEAL KILLED ON TRUMP’S WATCH!!!!!!

    Those disgusting hypocritical lying assholes didn’t give a single fuck about all the soldiers who died under Obama’s watch — every single day for 8 years that SCOAMF dropped a bomb and not one fucking peep from the Dems.

    Fuck them.

    • CiscoKid says:

      They couldn’t even pretend.
      Stand up, mumble something ugly, but get on your damn feet.
      They didn’t care about those causality’s and Obama certainly didn’t care about all his constituents killed in Chicago last year.
      Last week Chicago hit 100 homicides.
      And it’s not even summer.

      • lateblum says:

        No they didn’t. And neither did Rahm. Now, Rahm is demanding that Trump send $$$$ to Chicago to “fight” crime and gun violence in Chicago. This comes on the heels of Rahm’s refusal to comply with immigration laws and his declaration of Chicago being a sanctuary city.
        Really, Rahm has been an a$$hole throughout his political career. Now he is a glorified a$$hole.

    • kanaughty says:

      Or benghazi! A failed uniparty arms transfer to “moderate” rebels most likely.

  14. Venus says:

    WaPo and CNN found another Russian chicken to fuck — they are claiming Sessions lied when he testified (via Interrogatories) that he didn’t speak to the Russians, but he did.

    Facts:

    In January, Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) asked Sessions for answers to written questions. “Several of the President-elect’s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?” Leahy wrote.

    Sessions responded with one word: “No.”

    Justice officials said Sessions met with Kislyak on Sept. 8 in his capacity as a member of the armed services panel rather than in his role as a Trump campaign surrogate.

    “He was asked during the hearing about communications between Russia and the Trump campaign – not about meetings he took as a senator and a member of the Armed Services Committee,” Flores said.

    She added that Sessions last year had more than 25 conversations with foreign ambassadors as a senior member of the Armed Services Committee, including the British, Korean, Japanese, Polish, Indian, Chinese, Canadian, Australian and German ambassadors, in addition to Kislyak.

    So, in sum: he was asked if he talked to the Russians about the election. He said no. Now, they want to use the fact that he spoke to Russians in his role as a Senator on the Armed Service Committee as evidence that he lied when he said he didn’t talk to them about the election.

    http://tinyurl.com/htj7lz8
    (Washington Post)

    • CiscoKid says:

      Facts? We don’t need any stinking facts.Pelosi can ask for resignation’s all day long.
      The response should be GFY.
      It’s just going to get dirtier.
      Dem’s are desperate, they’ll resort to anything.
      Fuck ’em is a proper response.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Ok, last thought.
      Trump appealed last night to put our differences aside.
      The Dem’s, led by Pelosi, today slapped his hand aside and threw down the gauntlet.
      Ok mo-fo’s, fights on, for real, no quarter.
      Their plan has become so obvious.
      Stall confirmations, then scandalize those who have been confirmed till they resign.
      We know your game plan fucks.

    • DandyTIger says:

    • kanaughty says:

      Fuck the democrats! Apl they can do is disrupt, lie and twist!

  15. DandyTIger says:

    • NewOrleans says:

      We need Senator Warren to stop smoking that peace pipe and bury that tomahawk, but we don’t always get what we want.

      • lateblum says:

        I think she wants to bury that tomahawk — right in the backs of President Trump and his Cabinet. But once that happens, she wouldn’t be “relevant” any more.

  16. DandyTIger says:

    The Dems keep screaming perjury. He was asked if he met about the election. Seriously, they can’t see through their own hate and insanity.

    • lyn says:

      Truth.

    • taw46 says:

      They are going after every single Cabinet member. Could not stop their confirmation, so they are trying to smear them so public will call for their resignation. MSNBC is on this Russian stuff 24/7. All of this is dangerous to our country/government, and I don’t see it stopping until someone goes to prison for sedition. But as we know, it takes a long time to conduct investigations and bring charges.

      Soros and others will not stop and they have many insane people on the left to do their bidding. Then you have the paid agitators. Have you ever looked at some of these twitter accounts? Brand new ones pop up every time we have another “outrage of the day”.

      • Lulu says:

        Sessions was smeared by the best early in his career. Ted Kennedy. Do they think they can top that M-F’er roasting in hell? I really don’t think so. And Sessions is behind the ALL of the immigration stuff especially enforcement giving Gen Kelly the green-light to round ’em up and ship them out as “criminal” illegal aliens. The courts are seeing that if they intervene and accept cases that is all they will be doing for the next fifty years is playing immigration administrative law judge for a bunch of liars, criminals and frauds. Then there is deregulation slicing through the agencies. And Obamacare which is bankrupt, non-functional, and weird rumors that Obama stole zillions from various trust funds (very illegally) to cover costs.

        The media, various Democrat hangers on, and numskulls like Sen Cornyn saying nonsense like Texans don’t want the wall (is he getting Cartel money?), President Trump is softening on stuff (did they actually listen to the speech which was hardass 101?) , and the Congress fiddling around instead of passing legislation (don’t make Trump tweet about you lazy disorganized dumb-asses the clock is ticking) is a new tactic of denying the obvious. The Dems are impotent boobs and it is obvious why they have been reduced to acting like little freaked out yapping dogs. And Repubs better get with the program or they are going to be replaced with Trump-Republicans since he now controls the party. The pecking order is still being shook out and fools get moved to the bottom.

        • taw46 says:

          Lulu, you sum it all up the best, as always.

          Yes, Sessions is going after all of that, it is why I like him so much, he is law and order. I believe Trump is strong enough, and smart enough, to handle all of this crap coming his way. He reached millions of Americans with that speech, his numbers soared, and the MSM/Dems (one and the same) don’t like it one damn bit. So now comes the next round of lies and smears. If there weren’t so much corruption everywhere, we wouldn’t be seeing this level of hysteria.

        • mcnorman says:

          For the record, Texas (except the libtards) want the wall. F*ck Cornyn.

  17. taw46 says:

    Mollie, on all of the media repeating what the other said.

  18. taw46 says:

    The media and the Dems sure don’t want to talk about this.

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