All The Fake News Fit to Be Intercepted



So this is the attention grabbing headline at the Intercept this morning, and the disclaimer they had to add after their former far-left journalist (whom they had fired for inventing fake news and sources) was arrested for calling in bomb threats to at least 8 Jewish organizations. #AYFKM


Juan Thompson’s arrest is the top story at Memeorandum this Friday:

Authorities investigating recent bomb threats against Jewish institutionsnationwide arrested a former journalist Friday morning and said he was behind at least some of the threats, describing them as part of the man’s campaign to harass a woman.

The arrest in St. Louis appears to be the first made in response to a recent wave of bomb threats at Jewish centers and schools across the country in recent days. Headstones also have been vandalized at Jewish cemeteries in Missouri, Pennsylvania and, most recently, upstate New York.

For a real eye-opening, check out the racist Twitter meltdown Mr. Thompson had before he was arrested. Here’s his timeline (quick! Before he posts bail and sets it to private!)

He seems nice.

Happy Friday, y’all. This is an open thread.

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113 Responses to All The Fake News Fit to Be Intercepted

  1. Raise your hand if you saw this coming. {{raises hand}}

  2. Dora says:

    I hope it’s alright if I bring up this post from downstairs. Everyone should read this report about Shepard Smith. Now we know why he has been acting so strangely.


    Shepard Smith and the deep state coup

    Shepard Smith has repeatedly, for twenty five years, demonstrated the behavioral patterns of a rage-filled, sexual predator.

    In 1993 Shepard Smith divorced his wife of six years, Virginia Donald, and moved to Miami. The couple had no children. The divorce records from the state of Florida were sealed. While working as a reporter in Miami for WSVN, he first met a man named Jeffery Epstein.

  3. Her cheese done slid off her cracker:

    Meanwhile, down at Foggy Bottom, the State Department is having an existential crisis as the Trump administration prepares to apply solvent to the only chewing gum left holding the world together post WWII.

    It genuinely feels as though the country was highjacked on Election Day last November. The party that took over does not represent the majority of Americans and we’re really starting to resent it.
    Now that the Russian connection is in full bloom, there may be a good opportunity to get to the bottom of what exactly went on last year and how Trump and the Republicans took over.

    They’re beginning to be very unpopular. No one I know wants to admit they voted for Trump anymore. It’s bad government but could make for wildly entertaining reality TV. Trump makes an excellent villain. He’s the kind of rich evil guy on soap operas who is always reeling in sweet young things while the audience cringes at her stupidity and screams at her to watch out.

    She never listens but eventually wakes up when he gets caught red handed or in flagrante delicto or one of those other delicious Romance language phrases.

    Then the denouement. The catharsis. The older but wiser.

    Bring. It. On.

    “No one I know wants to admit they voted for Trump anymore.” Gee, I wonder why? Could it be because they don’t want to trigger a raving lunatic? This is the same woman who would not ride an elevator with a co-worker who voted for Trump.

    • That does not even make sense! Foggy Bottom is one chewing gum thread away from complete demise, but they have brought the Russian hacking to full bloom? Which is it?



    • DandyTIger says:

      Foggy Bottom is currently aptly named. 🙂

      • DeniseVB says:

        Needs to be updated to Swamp (ass) Bottom. 😉 I stayed in a hotel across the street from State a few years ago (which was walking distance to Kennedy Center). My gawd, that building is huge. YUGE! I’d perch in the window overlooking the entire building with morning coffee and giggle to myself, looks like roaches scurrying on the counters and floor of the D-rated dd’s NYC dorm room after dark. She finally moved out and had to deal with rats in the reality NYC cheapo slumlord apt. But, I digress…..:)

    • Venus says:

      She’s so wicked smart she doesn’t know the difference between a majority and a plurality.

    • kanaughty says:

      trump voters also realize they can’t win in an argument where hrc voters go back to Russia Russia Russia! argument, but that is fake news because there is no proof and people who voted for trump didn’t vote for him because they are hypnotized by Russia. they voted for him because they wanted his policies over hrc’s or they thought hrc too corrupt to vote for.

      • DeniseVB says:

        The O-zombies on the left are starting to exhaust me. Like reasoning with a 2 year old in the middle of a tantrum. That never worked out well for me either. 😉

  4. Dora says:

  5. TFW you think you made a typo and then realize that the extra period in your comment is actually a speck on your monitor screen.

  6. Venus says:

    The MADMAN! I ❤ pirate Trump almost as much as I ❤ Don Rickles Trump:

    • Constance says:


    • lateblum says:

      That one made me stop chewing my gum. You know, the kind of gum-chewing that is automatic and mindless? Well, I mindfully stopped and simply sat here with my mouth open trying to make sense of that tweet.

      In other words, What Constance said.

  7. Dora says:

    Isn’t this treason?


    Is OBAMA’S Organization OFA In Violation Of The 18 U.S. Code 2385

    The below is new information about the organization being used by OBAMA and his new team to overthrow the TRUMP ADMINSTRATION, I think he is in violation of the below code. Please read through and give your opinion in the comment section.

    • CiscoKid says:

      “Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society, group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group, or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof—”

      “As used in this section, the terms “organizes” and “organize”, with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such society, group, or assembly”
      Imo, it seems that OFA meets all the elements of the offense, especially the two that I noted.
      But as in any conspiracy case it would take a excellent prosecutorial team to get a conviction.
      Of course there’d be mega-riots in the streets.
      Not a lawyer, but that what I think.

    • Lulu says:

      When she didn’t file her Dreamer paperwork for renewal timely (she did it three or four months after it lapsed) she was no longer a Dreamer and was just a visa overstay (of twenty years) like her father and brother. They, all three, have been through all of the administrative proceedings they are entitled to receive BY LAW. Her lawyer has been very deceptive and giving out false information or omitting large parts of her history with INS.

      • 49erDweet says:

        A lawyer? Deceptive? Say it isn’t so!!!!

        • Lulu says:

          This one seems to be. Others are doing their best in telling them to lie low, avoid trouble, get their shit together or self deport. I’m not sure the illegals want to hear what the immigration lawyers are telling them which is whole new ball game and you have to pay me first which I’m told they don’t like to do.

          • lateblum says:

            What I read is that she failed to raise the $495 needed to apply to have her Dreamer status renewed. But she had 2 years to do this and sounds as though she just didn’t. This probably makes me sound pretty shallow. Because I am questioning her intent. I think that even I might be able to save $500 over a 2 year period and if I were a working person. But perhaps not. That said, she could’ve borrowed the money from friends, had a GoFundMe page, taken on a second job – something – to raise that money. If my Dreamer status had lapsed, you can bet I’d have begged ICE for consideration. Because you just know that This time, after Trump was elected and the bronco bama administration was ending permanently, This time was serious.

    • lateblum says:

      Oh well, maybe she and her father and brother will once again be united since they were deported as well.

  8. Sounds just like your typical Trump supporter.

  9. Dora says:

    Should make a good movie.


    Biden Family Drama Has Everything: Sex, Hookers, Debt, Cocaine And A Son Sleeping With His Dead Bro’s Wife

    • Lulu says:

      That is some trashy mess they got there.

    • CiscoKid says:

      “Drugs, hookers, strip clubs and a $80,000 bling”
      It’s not like he blew his money on nothing.
      I know, I’m deplorable.

    • Constance says:

      “And a son sleeping with his dead Bro’s wife” and it sounds like anything else that is female human and not dead. The worst part is he manages his families finances like Democrats manage our tax money.

  10. Dora says:

    • Lulu says:

      It is also symbolic. It tells Mexico that is your territory and this is ours. They seem to have forgotten that and think theirs is theirs and ours is theirs. We had a hot war AND paid them for territory. They forget this or think it doesn’t matter. They do NOT want another one. It will be economic and we will collapse their shitty rigged for the .05% elite and drug cartel economy for shits and giggles.

      • lateblum says:

        Earlier today, I heard about a company that makes concrete and other building materials (I guess) that wants to bid on the contract to provide concrete for the job. I think bidding for the job happens next week. (source FBN)

    • Lulu says:

      Freaking Al Franken asked him an unanswerable, wandering, virtue signal piss-ant of speech in a non-question and Sessions tried to answer and be civil when he should have said “What the fuck did you just say?” Democrats should now be told that often instead of playing along with their crap.

      • CiscoKid says:

        And a little GFY wouldn’t hurt.

        • Lulu says:

          I worked for a trial lawyer who said the funniest thing he ever saw in a court room was when a prosecutor asked his goober criminal client a long, complicated, set up of a leading question (which he did not object to) and the goober just said “Huh?”. Even the judge laughed as did the jury. The goober still went to prison but got a light sentence.

  11. She has voted against every single one of Trump’s nominees.

  12. DeniseVB says:

    *mic drop*

  13. Dora says:


  14. Dora says:

    Faulty machinery. Give me a break!



    Officials say ‘suspicious’ fire at Trump International Hotel and Tower in New York was caused by faulty machinery in a room

    Authorities initially said the blaze, which broke out shortly after 4.30am local time, was ‘suspicious’

    • CiscoKid says:

      So now these mo’f’krs want to kill people?
      Of course, terroir is another tool of the left, just like islam.
      Beans, bullets and commo.
      Freedom, 55 grains at a time

    • 1539days says:

      I fully support this. I work for a company that sells the complicated systems McDonalds uses to keep track of hours and not put anyone above 30 for Obamacare, even when people don’t show up for shifts or quit without notice.

  15. DeniseVB says:

    Yay, I got liked by Lynn Patton!

  16. lateblum says:

    And here comes the Inquisitor

  17. votermom says:

  18. votermom says:

    Someone said Bret Baier revealed that Obama applied for a FISA warrant on Trump twice, and got approved in Oct 2016

    This is Stalin type shit

  19. AFVet says:

    Published today, 3/3/17.

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