Happy Birthday, Klown!

No farting on the cake!

That’s an authentic clown cake, made by this fine young baker.

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133 Responses to Happy Birthday, Klown!

  1. votermom says:

    May you have the best birthday ever!

  2. votermom says:

    Here’s a freebie

  3. cynic says:

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day, and best wishes for a wonderful year ahead!

  4. Dora says:

    Happy Birthday.

    I hope on this day your gifts are many and your troubles few.

  5. Dora says:

    Listen up Schumer. The Retail Industry Leaders Association as well as 58 news organizations in 30 states are getting tired of the nonsense.


    Target, Home Depot, CVS: 200 major retailers step up to support Gorsuch nomination

    Hails judge as ‘eminently qualified’ for Supreme Court


    • lateblum says:

      Well, that endorsement should just about seal the deal for the Democrats … This will provide the ammunition proving Gorsuch is a Big Business judge and they will filibuster until the Rs implement the nuclear option.

  6. DeniseVB says:

    H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y T O Y O U !!!!!

  7. elliesmom says:

    Happy Birthday to you, and congratulations to your mom.

  8. mothy67 says:

    Many returns of the day.

  9. CiscoKid says:

    For da’ Klown.
    🍾 To your health, 🎂, won’t ask how many candles, first slice for you 🍰.

  10. Anthony says:

    Happy Birthday! Wishing you all the best, and thanks so much for giving us this safe haven!

  11. taw46 says:

    🤡🤡🤡 🎶 Happy Birthday to you! 🎶 🤡🤡🤡

  12. swanspirit says:

    Happy Birthday Klown! Blessed Solar Return!

  13. helenk3 says:

    Happy Birthday. enjoy the day, the week, the month, the year, the life

  14. CiscoKid says:

    So Chicago is hosting a BaconFest.
    Now I’m wondering how long it takes before some muslin organization protests because it “offends them”
    Don’t be surprised, I know I won’t.

  15. lateblum says:

    Happy Birthday, Klown!
    I hope this is the best one year! I’m sending you all the 🎂🍦🍨🍕🍻 you could possibly hope for.

  16. Well this is awkward.

  17. Dora says:

    “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” ~ Will Rogers

    • CiscoKid says:

      I’m not just an ordinary idiot, I’m a

      Great Big Idiot
      Hey, idiot! Uh-oh, looks like you are a great, big, stupid idiot. You may have good looks or a charming personality, but when it comes to matters of the intellect you don’t have a clue. You should get a job as a fry cook, pharmaceutical test subject, celebrity, or politician.
      Great Big Idiot
      Ah, the sweet smell of success.

    • elliesmom says:

      I used several of these questions as bonus questions on tests. 😉

    • swanspirit says:

      I took the Idiot Quiz and got “Not an Idiot”!

      Not an Idiot
      Congratulations, you are not an idiot. You passed the test, which means you’re smarter than most of the people who come to this site. Give yourself a great big pat on the back. Then, go find someone who IS an idiot, and make fun of them.

    • 49erDweet says:

      I saved myself a lot of time and effort and just self-identified as a “Village Idiot”.

  18. DeniseVB says:

    The Dems are officially nucking futz. Way to win back hearts and minds Senor Perez, how about some new ideas?

    • CiscoKid says:

      “…how about some new ideas…”?
      Name calling, smearing, character assassination, innuendo and lies worked for the Democrats for the last 50 years, that is until 8 November 2016.
      They lost and will continue unless the Dim’s change their tactics.
      Let’s hope they don’t.

    • lyn says:

      Democrats hurt people.

    • mothy67 says:

      Why are the always so creepy looking. Do they not sense the optics

    • Constance says:

      The self righteousness is one of the things I hate most about Progressives. The way they raise taxes to build their social services industrial complex is another major turn-off.

    • 49erDweet says:

      The charisma! The pathos! The integrity! Oh, wait! Skip that last part.

  19. lyn says:

    Hope you have a wonderful day, Klown!

  20. Kathy says:

    Happy Birthday, Klown .. May you have a wonderful day !

  21. votermom says:

    Another freebie!

  22. AFVet says:

    Well done Klown, you’ve made it this far.
    Welcome to the rest of your life.

  23. votermom says:

    Is it really also Dandy’s bday today or is that just his FB bday?

  24. Constance says:

    Have a great Birthday Klown!

  25. CiscoKid says:

    From Judicial Watch.
    “The Islamic terrorist front group that transformed the way U.S. law enforcement agencies conduct anti-terrorism training is ordering the Air Force to sever ties with an instructor it considers to be anti-Muslim. The question is will the Trump administration cave into its demands? Under Barack Obama, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), a group that reportedly raises money for Hamas, wielded tremendous power and managed to bully law enforcement agencies at the local, state and federal level to alter counterterrorism training materials deemed by the group to discriminate against Muslims.”

    “Ordering”? Just who in the F’K do think they are?
    I suppose it hasn’t registered that their fellow muslim isn’t President anymore.

  26. Dora says:

    Many of us are wondering the same thing.

  27. Jadzia says:

    Happy birthday–and poisson d’avril–klown!

  28. DeniseVB says:

    No damage in our neighborhood, but it was fun being so freakin’ scared. A miracle no one was hurt with the damages all around us.

  29. taw46 says:

    🤡🤡🤡 Happy Birthday! 🤡🤡🤡

  30. Dora says:

    Obama spying looks even worse than Trump claimed

    Intel source bombshell: Months of surveillance for purely ‘political purposes’


  31. AFVet says:

  32. foxyladi14 says:

    Happy Birthday To our very favorite klown!!! 😀

  33. Venus says:

    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday dear Klown,
    Happy birthday to you!

    ~and many more!

  34. AFVet says:

    Good news.

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  37. blowme0bama says:

    Happy Birthday Klown. May something humiliating concerning Obama come to light today as a gift.

  38. Dora says:

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  40. AFVet says:

    Where did this law go?

    • Venus says:

      Because the House of Saud has financed the last 4 presidents prior to Trump– GHWB, Clinton, GWB & Obama.

      What do you think all the “Islam is a religion of peace” crap GWB was spewing after 9/11 was about or Obama completely revising American history to make the claim that Islam has “always been a part of the American story” — I mean, yeah, the African muslims (like his father’s family) were the ones selling slaves to the the US slave traders but I don’t think that was what he meant.

    • NBD says:

      It’s bullshit. The McCarran-Walters Act makes no mention of “Sharia Law”

      • AFVet says:

        I wonder which side Truman would have been on today, you know, given the fact that there are Sharia courts being set up in certain parts of the country ?

      • lateblum says:

        I don’t trust snopes.com
        They are lib leaning and that’s how they roll when it comes to “investigating” whatever is sent their way.

  41. 49erDweet says:

    Happy b-day, Klown. in your honor I set your city’s climate up to 74° today. Enjoy!

  42. AFVet says:

  43. Dora says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Keep tweeting Donald ! Whenever I see a critic say “that’s not Presidential” or “that’s not how we do it in Washington” I yell “Hell Yeah, that’s why he won moron!”

    • swanspirit says:

      Hussein and company really thought they would continue to be in power as Dimorats, via Hillary. They thought they were witnessing the demise of the Republican party.
      They wrote articles about how the Republicans would be reduced to a few Southern states.
      They assumed no one was going to be able to oversee, or report their activities. They assumed they would be the ultimate authority, and would not have to answer for any of their nefarious activities. Their control freak and fascist tendencies guided them to do whatever they felt they were JUSTIFIED in doing.
      We already know how they overreached their legal boundaries by using the IRS, and the FBI to go after their “enemies” Not worthy opponents, but enemies.
      Two people went to jail for making movies.
      The administration flouted immigration laws. They encouraged violence against their political enemies and the police. They sold guns to Mexico, and arm to terrorists. They covered up the murder of an Ambassador. The list goes on, and on.
      Does anyone really think they would stop, or even hesitate, at a little spying? Or a lot of spying on these same political enemies.

  44. DeniseVB says:

    This is funny. The High Line is an elevated park built on old railroad tracks for those not familiar with it…….

  45. AFVet says:

    At the bottom of the link there is a suggestion for Trey Gowdy to become FBI director.
    I wonder if he would accept if offered?

  46. taw46 says:

    Hey Klown, a little birthday present for you. I know how much you like crazy women. 🤡

  47. AFVet says:

    Hmmmm, I don’t see a stop sign,…do you?

  48. Dora says:

    Who knew that Brit Hume had a sense of humor?

  49. AFVet says:

  50. Underwhelmed says:

    Many happy returns, sir!

  51. DeniseVB says:

    It’s been a long day on the intertubes, thanks April Fools pranksters. I’m looking at you Smithsonian finding a real unicorn (who knew bio-anthropologist-nerds had a sense of humor?), Wyoming for your kangaroo release program (still being debated as truth or not) to stimulate tourism and the San Antonio zoo cam on a newly discovered rare creature once thought extinct that’s been showing a bubbling brook all day. Oy.

    On the upside, our TCHer Lola was accepted to law school ! That better not be a joke, or I’ll fly out to Indy and choke her 😉

  52. AFVet says:

    Twitter changing default avatars.

  53. Dora says:



    The Latest: Colombia President: 154 die in water avalanche


  54. AFVet says:

  55. DeniseVB says:

    Myiq party set up, why is no one here?

  56. NewOrleans says:

    Happy Birthday, Dear Leader.

  57. Dora says:



    Dem senator claims Neil Gorsuch ‘refused’ to meet with her ­ now the truth has been revealed

    • lateblum says:

      Yes. That is the story that I heard on the news in Chicago… Sen T Duckworth (who did not ever get my vote) was refused a meeting with Judge Gorsuch. And will not be voting for him.
      Truth be told, I did not believe the story to begin with. Secondly, Duckworth wouldn’t dare vote to confirm Gorsuch. She is a first term D senator and wouldn’t even think of straying from the party line. She worked long and hard being deceitful and underhanded so she could become the junior senator from Illinois.

  58. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.

  59. Dora says:

    How nice they look.

  60. Happy birthday, Known!

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