I Am Covfefe

You can’t make this shit up.


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  1. Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James said “being black in America is tough” in response to the news that Los Angeles police were investigating a racial slur spray-painted on the front gate of one of his homes.


  2. helenk3 says:

    rant time
    I just saw a tv tibit about the dems trying to rile up the fools for an uprising this summer.
    most of them looked old enough to be servers at the last supper and still complaining about the wages and tips. now these dems live in neighborhoods that will not be affected by the riots and violence they are pushing. They start this shit and stand back and encourage others to do the dirty work and get the consequences. Then they whine about how others caused the problem.
    I am sick and tired of this. The twisted malignancy that calls itself the democratic party has to be destroyed. The republicans better get a spine soon and start doing something to stop this. It hurts all Americans.

    end of rant

  3. helenk3 says:


    looks like New York and California both want a two state solution

    • Ann says:

      They’ve talked about this for years. It will be interesting to see if they can pull it off. NYS is mostly rural but operates without that in mind most of the time. I do not know what the answer is, I just know that there really is a huge divide between the cities and everyone else – politically and culturally.

      • 1539days says:

        Upstate NY is already trying to separate from downstate. I’m looking forward to CalExit to see how fast a liberal utopia will fail.

    • kanaughty says:

      Do they realize if each state splits, they don’t gain anymore electoral power and infact they lose electoral votes so they lose some of the power. Right now they own the votes of their full states. If they leave the other part of their states become reinfranchised when voting which means more red electoral votes most likely. They really can’t think 3 steps ahead.

      • Ann says:

        That is WHY the rest of the state wants to split from NYC – not the less power part, but the part about voting more in line with what the constituents would like, and not what the money in metro-NYC would like.

  4. mothy67 says:

    I am going to make it. I close my eyes and count to a billion when brat gets on my nerves. I refuse to fold. Somehow we got through so many court cases. I was never letting her go. She is my job. I held her protected her read every fucking word of harry potter. Not ever going to happen that I do not embrace her.
    Looks like we made it

    • lyn says:

      Merk the Jerk.

    • 49erDweet says:

      Sorta like the air traffic controller bears responsibility for an aircraft engine exploding over the ocean two hours after takeoff.

    • kanaughty says:

      He means that most have been hoaxes and most have been antifa agitators or just more of the same but more often gamg and drug violence. What a loser.

  5. helenk3 says:


    looks like there is going to be a hot time in the old town tonight in Las Vegas.

    sales of viagra are through the roof

  6. Constance says:

    Covfefe, to me, with my dyslexia weird brain, reads “Coffee”. The “v” happened when his finger got stuck between the F and V key on the keyboard. I can usually work word puzzles really fast as words that are supposed to be jumbled don’t look all that different to me.

  7. mothy67 says:

    Shay would not allow me to buy a little black dress. I kept trying to tell it was timeless. I could not do Audrey Hepburn but I got this

  8. helenk3 says:

    when the truth makes you laugh

    • My fear of their power makes part of my own brain their appointed warden for the rest of my head.

      So a big part of my anger is in seeing Kathy Griffin act as a totally free spirit and free agent, able to do what she likes just because she thinks it’s funny, or “edgy,” or whatever.

      It makes me angry to see her living a life where she can just do something without fearing the consequences — but I can’t.

      And neither can you.

      My hatred of Kathy Griffin isn’t a hatred of her — it’s a hatred of the vicious caste-based system which says she has more rights than Sean Hannity, and more rights than you, and more rights than me.

      If keeping some of my diminished amount of freedom means that I have to thuggishly begin taking it from others — so be it.

      I didn’t make the rules.

      I’m just trying to survive them.

      I don’t want her to have less freedom — but the only way to make sure I keep the limited, constantly-eroded freedom I currently have is to insist that I am not a serf, and I will not be held to different laws than the Lords.

      As I cannot accept that — and as I will not accept that — I must insist she pay the same cost I would be expected to pay if I were to do what she did.

      Otherwise, I’m saying Sir/Ma’am to the Ruling Caste, and confirming that I accept my lower position.

      Hillary Clinton called half of the country “The Deplorables.”

      It’s really not so different from the lowest caste in India — the “Untouchables,” is it?

    • DandyTIger says:

      Knocked it out of the park

  9. mothy67 says:

    Might be I am worst person ever kid plays this

  10. mothy67 says:

    No not gogos this

  11. DeniseVB says:

    Good grief, I’m still living in the first dance scene of West Side Story, for 50+ years….nothing is “cooler” 😉

  12. Venus says:


  13. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, my last West Side Story reference on social media 😀

  14. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, I lied, this is my last WSS kick ass scene.

  15. I like the way he tries to protect his sister.

  16. Dora says:

    He’s calling her Crooked Hillary again. 🙂

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    • kanaughty says:

      Wow, if so the new FUBAR. Remember how popular that became after saving private ryan?

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    • elliesmom says:

      Girls screamed, cried, and fainted over Frank Sinatra. It wasn’t a new thing with the Beatles. Teenage girls are just crazy. The Beatles’ music matured like their fans. Marcotte is just stunted.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Have you ever been to a New Kids on the Block concert with young daughters? I swear the din of 10,000 8-10 year old girls shrieking at once gave me permanent hearing loss 😉

    • Anthony says:

      So, if I read this right, Marcotte believes that The Beatles hatched a plot to do her (and people who look like her) in??? Was she even around in the 60’s? WTF is up with these peiple?!

      • 49erDweet says:

        The second sign a person is kray-kray. (After incessant drooling.) EV-ERY-THING is about them.

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        As someone who was about five when the Beatles invaded – I had to look this up. Marcotte was not even born until 1977!. I never got on this particular bandwagon – but I could name the Fab Four and could differentiate them from other bands of the time like Herman’s Hermits. I recall that the older sisters of my friends were gaga over the Beatles but also that their brothers (and mine) thought the Beatles were the 60s equivalent of the bees knees. The guys just did not scream/faint. You could not live through those years and not be able not recognize a Beatles song – they were all over the Top 40 stations. Even adults likes some of their music. And goodness, when old Yoko caused the breakup . . . .one would have thought the world was ending.

        And yes, Old Blue Eyes had those girls swooning decades earlier.

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  25. Lulu says:

    The left, progressives, globalists, whatever are angry that they have been “unmasked”. It has been going on for some time but this time it was just too much and a lot of them knew it. That it was the ignorant and hideous sidekick of the ultimate in elite privileged poseurs of media, a Vanderbilt from NYC no less, and his sad little fag hag (she got her “endorsement” of Squatty Potty cancelled and her casino booking, not Vegas but New Mexico) and this was their “ART”. Unmasked as not talented, not artistic, not smart, not funny, and not even interesting. Our elites and their stooges are shit. Stupid, common, tacky unimaginative, vulgar, foul mouthed shit. And they have a few screws loose in their depraved heads too. Kathy Griffin thought she was pleasing her masters. Now she won’t even be able to get a contract endorsing shitting or a playing a bingo hall. She too is a disposable.

  26. Dora says:

    I’d love to ignore her, but she just won’t go away! She seems to be everywhere.

  27. DeniseVB says:

    The Obamas just bought their rental mansion in DC for over 8 million. Surely with the international vacays via private jets for the past 5 months, they’re going to be running out of money?


  28. Venus says:

    And Hillary goes under the bus –AGAIN!

  29. Venus says:

    Dayum, son! Note how he leaves host stuttering to change the subject.

    • Lulu says:

      Wealth transfer. NON energy producers want to be paid for NOT producing energy. It is a very simple and stupid scam. Any variation in temperature (atmosphere and oceans) is related to the SUN! Maunder minimum, sun spots, etc. None of the shills want to talk about that.

    • AFVet says:

      Beware PBS,….logic alert.

  30. Dora says:

    Oh please! This has to be a joke!

    • kanaughty says:

      Think about it, probably because he talked bad about hillary’s interview yesterday. It’s a clinton thing to bring people down. And really the us can’t do anything to nigel. He is a guest once in a while and as long as trump is pres he can enter the us.

  31. kanaughty says:

    “Covfefe” really means con pepe or with pepe in spanish! Lol. Can’t have spaces in hashtags. Anyway, that’s my guess.

  32. helenk3 says:

    tell me this is not a twisted malignancy

  33. helenk3 says:


    the real meaning of covfefe.
    I do not know if this is true, but I would love it if it is

  34. helenk3 says:


    sorry , even though this story tries to make it a muslim thing, bootleg cigarettes has be going on since before I was born. They used to bring them from Carolina up through Chester Pa to Philadephia and New York. There was a lot of money in it. It is human nature, you tax it, we will find a way not to pay them

    • kanaughty says:

      I guess the list of defendants could have gone the way of cartel names as well, but yeah these are definitely muslim sounding names, all of them. Remember how someone with a camera was trying to do an expose on shop owner/refugees who were using their food stamps provided by us, to buy goods at costco to sell at their convenience store? I wonder if those folks ever got caught cause that seems like prime money laundering activity.

  35. votermom says:

    Puppy likes to come over and nap beside me, butt facing my chair, and when I’m not expecting it, FART.

    • taw46 says:

      Haha, I never had a dog do that! Maybe it’s his food? How is he doing, he is such a cutie.

      • votermom says:

        He is so shaggy! I bought a pet clipper and we are trying to slowly get him trimmed. Also he is yuge – 27 pounds now!
        He eats mainly meat. I think he farts super stinky when manages to eat grass. Or paper, like a receipt 😷

        • taw46 says:

          I love shaggy dogs! 27 pounds? He is going to be a big boy!

        • dm says:

          Try a powdered probiotic digestive enzyme supplement. it has really helped my critters with farts and stinky poops.

        • elliesmom says:

          Farting for both dogs and people is a natural part of life, but you can eliminate some of the gas a dog produces by choosing a dog food low in corn and soy. While giving him dairy products can also cause farting, adding some yogurt to his diet might help. Dogs eat grass for a lot of reasons. One is there’s not enough fiber in his diet. Another could be he’s bored. So’me dogs have pica and eat a lot of things they shouldn’t, but if it’s just grass, and he eats mostly meat, I’d find a dog food with a bit more fiber in it. Ellie has been doing very well on the Rachael Ray brand. She likes it, no allergies to it, and I don’t notice when she farts unless she does it right in my face.

    • dm says:

      I recently read about a pilot program conducted at Mass Gen (I think) where they provided a list of procedures to their doctors and made specific recommendations regarding the scrips they write in an effort to see if patients with certain minor procedures could get by with just super tylenol (so to speak) rather than a true opioid and those that were recommended opioid use prescribe only the minimum amount necessary with no refills. The results were surprising…the majority of patient did fine with what was recommended/prescribed and only a few came back looking for a prescription refill. I’m not sure this legal approach is appropriate, unless they were lying about the risks, which come on, doctors should be up to date on those things. All involved need to be held to a stricter standard. My breast and plastic surgeons were trying to hand out oxy like candy. I filled the first prescription for my 1st lumpectomy, and still had several left over after 5 total procedures. I try to keep up on this subject as my son has been in recovery for several years now. One major issue is cancer patients selling their drugs due to the high cost of their treatment…my son worked right next to a hospital once…I think he got his drugs from the local dealer who would hang around the entrance looking for patients willing to sell. More resources definitely need to be allocated somehow for rehab/recovery options.

      • kanaughty says:

        the only thing is the tylenol, the doctor may have to recommend super ibuprofen instead to people with high liver levels. it just seems like after all these years, they haven’t come out with some other pain killer besides tylenol, ibuprofen/aspirin, and opioids. people with stomach issues are recommended not to take ibuprofen for instance. and i actually finally met one person who is lethally allergic to aspirin. so it seems like, where is the new pain killer? it seems like there was a time when docs went to steroid injections, but you can also overuse that as well.

  36. helenk3 says:


    this is a much watch

    how money talks in congress

  37. DeniseVB says:

    It took only 60 years from this flight era to put a man on the moon? Wow.

  38. DeniseVB says:

    Yep. Liberals have no sense of humor. To be fair, entertainers need to realize when they cross over to politics and trashing presidents, they are certain to piss off half the country.

  39. Anthony says:

    Heh… I KNEW it was only a matter of time before Hitler got in on the act…

  40. Dora says:

    More pollution in Washington DC.

  41. CiscoKid says:

    Might want to stop at RSBNTV.
    Videos of thick black smoke over the Vatican

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  43. DeniseVB says:

    Good read considering it’s from Orange County, CA written by a CNN political analyst…

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  45. taw46 says:

    They say it is near the Vatican, not in the Vatican.

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  47. mothy67 says:

    One has to wonder what becomes of an obama after presidency. He was a dnc/media fabrication. None of it true. His speeches were written for him. He cannot speak off the cuff. He is all er um er left to his own devices. He never earned anything. An episode of the Brady Bunch Greg gets signed to be Johnny Bravo not because he had talent but because he fit the shirt. obama was due to his skin color a fit.
    I am seeing a lot differently because of the kid. My proggies all think their kids are super special. They are not. Simply kids. They are buying a future. Its like Chelsea. She has no it factor. Her tweets are sad. All that education and she spews idiocy.
    My friend is trying to tell me her son is skipping 4th grade. Unless you are Doogie Howser that is not done any more. I didn’t go to 2nd or 6th. It sucked you become a freak . Physically a year makes a yuuuge difference when you are young. Pup is September 1 I might have waited a year and had her be oldest instead of youngest. She does well grade wise but almost all the girls have had Aunt Flo pay a visit. Shay is not there yet.
    I ponder why my friend would lie about skipping a grade. Pup got shafted in parent department, but collectively we give her tons. My mom is retired she goes and works every school thing. Most parents can’t. They have jobs. Rich friends act jealous that imp gets to do so much. I do not spend that much. Taekwondo is 90, gymnastics is 180 every three months, sax she learns at school, my sister in law takes her to archery, CLO costs 800 a semester and they bill it monthly. She gets ballet, hip hop, voice, acting jazz. 125 a month.
    I spend less than 400 for all her shite. It was 75 to get her swim lessons. My proggies act like I am wealthy just indulging. Crud is playing slow and soft pitch. It was 90 for each, but they give you lottery tickets to sell.
    I am so sick of people whining. Where I live if your kid gets free lunch internet is 9.99. I pay 120 more. You get a free cell phone.
    Taylon called his parents are from Japan of course they have a nail salon in the basement speak no English. Big project due. Had to be a book. Shay did Catching Fire. Tay called he is math prodigy but answers everything with IDK. No finished product no middle school. Tay called at ten. He had less than 10 hours to start and finish a project. We did Lord of the Rings. He got a C minus. He never read it. I was in grocery store buying anything to use at 11. I so want Tay to marry Shay.
    My rich very white friends seem at ease calling me racist. I don’t like moslems and I express that.somehow in their world I hate everyone. I have had more black in me than a urinal at the Apollo. So not true its a joke from Lisa Umpinelli (sp?).
    I guess I am racist. I think Koreans are beautiful. Does that make me racist if I select one group? My friends I assume got together and decided Idris Elba was best thing since sliced bread. He does not do it for me. My friends have called me racist. They decided he is the cool black guy and anyone not on board is racist. Huh? I think the guy on Criminal Minds is stunning. But my thing is Korean. Only exception is Channing Tatum. One day I had had a one night stand. I was doing walk of shame through Manhattan. I ended up editing with Robert Redford. He was working out of a trailer.I was still piss drunk. Walked in and hung out. That was my life. I stepped away for kid.

  48. mothy67 says:

    My parents were 14 and 18 when they had my older brother.
    Sharon hatched me at 17.
    I cannot fathom what a young mother went through with a defect child. I was born with two holes in my heart. My aorta was too far to the right. My valves leaked. Ticker was 5 x normal size.
    I had a one in a million chance. I didn’t just not die. I lived I went to Purdue, Temple, and Hunter.
    Most blue babies end up retarded or dead by 17.
    I sustained. I am so humbled. Who gets what I got?????? I am an Irish Catholic dirt poor gay homo that grew up in a shack that is blessed by being able to hold up a child. Shay will.

  49. DeniseVB says:

    Spicier “snared” another one !

  50. mothy67 says:

    Belinda Carlisle went hard core sexy after she left GoGos. Her son sits on LA County board. He screams about being gay.
    I am becoming homophobic and I am gay. Too much. Stop.

  51. votermom says:

    There are shooters at a hotel in Manila. ISIS claiming responsibility.

  52. DandyTIger says:

    DeniseVB, another fun real estate find (here in C’ville):

    • DeniseVB says:

      Oh yeah, so ready for condo living ! Do a Florida Atlantic Coast search on Zillow, it’s like a party of affordable oceanfront condos in the coolest places nobody’s ever heard of. (My favorite is still the Space Coast area, I need to be near a beach and probably why we haven’t moved to Denver yet 😉 )

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  54. 49erDweet says:

    It’s been ever thus. Vaughn Monroe (Google him) used to receive the same adulation.

  55. Hillary has never gotten over losing to Obama

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      And then she lost again eight years later to man who was eminently more qualified. That scares emo men living in Neverland and refusing to grow up.

  56. lyn says:

    Because of the resistance and the hypocrisy of how dangerous it is not to accept election results, I want Trump to smash everything Obama did.

  57. taw46 says:

  58. taw46 says:

    Thank you, Mr. President!

  59. Dora says:

    So who the hell cares what obama thinks?

    • Anthony says:

      He thinks he’s still POTUS??? That’s the problem with grifters… they get one 8 year temp assignment and think they’re never going to have to find another gig. #NutJobs

    • CiscoKid says:

      Dear Barry,
      Did you hear that wooshing sound?
      That was the last of your 😂legacy😂 being flushed down the toilet of history.

      • swanspirit says:

        It is apparent to me, after reading what this Climate Agreement would entail for the U.S., that Hussein was bound and determined to give away ( redistribute) the wealth of this country, and didn’t mind turning the U.S. into a third world shithole while he was doing it.

        • Mt.Laurel says:

          That is why the progs are soooooo mad. They really bought into this one world theory with no understanding that someone was going to come out on top and it was not going to be them. Hillary would have continued the destruction and making sure the selected elites were taken care of while the rest of us would find ourselves envying the peasants of the middle ages. For some reason most of the people around me have yet to figure out they are part of the peasant group – not the special elites. Even those with wealth such as Facebook guy are on the peasant list. Once their usefulness is done – their assets would be redistributed and they would find themselves ousted – if they survive at all.

  60. taw46 says:

    Heh, heh.

  61. Dora says:

    Well, I guess that’s that.

    • Lulu says:

      How are they going to pay for it? The eastern Europeans will follow. They won’t have the money and they sure as hell are not going to pay for it. They don’t have the money.

  62. Dora says:

    These people are just plain nuts.

    Let The Hysteria Begin!

    I know what you’re thinking. How can the climatistas be any more hysterical than they already are? Is it even possible to turn it up past 11? In any case, here are a few early returns, which I’ll update as the day unfolds. (That was a great speech, by the way: “I was elected to represent Pittsburgh, not Paris.”) Hear, hear! For now, this first one is the winner (although the ACLU tweet is a close rival):


  63. mothy67 says:

    What i don’t get I hated barry but I offered due respect. We owe each other a tincture of respect. Kids school is going too far. These Time magazine things call Trump a racist and ask loaded questions. I work very hard with chump. She is my legacy. Sorry that teachers wanted Hillary. I don’t see why. My kid is not a weeping willow. I do not throw pity parties. Step up. I will carry you. Will embrace you. You do not get to whimper and die in a corner. I will never permit my baby to be meek. School is awful. Kids are all broken. They actually teach kids to suffer. Ain’t gonna happen with itty. No chance in hell. They can all fuck the fuck off. I am taking care of my kid.
    Didja think I got on this roller coaster for shits and giggles. No I treasure my monster. We will stand tall. I will give her all I have
    Common core is child abuse.

  64. DandyTIger says:

    Keeping score:

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