Time For Some Fake News

Remember that dead possum I found in my garage? Normally today would be garbage pick-up day, but because of Brexit 1776 it was pushed back until tomorrow, so the smelly corpse is still in my trash bin. Am I the only person who associates the smell of rotting flesh with our fake news media?


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102 Responses to Time For Some Fake News

  1. DeniseVB says:

    LOL, does everything Trump have to be a Zapruder Film ?

  2. taw46 says:

  3. DeniseVB says:

    I’m not a religious person, but Prayers Up for this brave victim of a Bernbot.

  4. DeniseVB says:

  5. Somebody says:

    MMMMM, Tom Selleck! I used to have the biggest crush on Magnum PI.

    My very first gynecologist was a dead ringer for Tom Selleck. I’d actually made an appointment with my sister’s doctor at the same practice…..older Marcus Welby type. They called to say an emergency had come up and I would be seeing a different doctor. Sitting in the waiting room I had noticed the Magnum PI look alike walking around in scrubs. I thought he was an intern and hoped he wouldn’t “sit in” on my appointment, I was self conscious enough about my first gyn exam. One of the ladies in the waiting room asked me which doctor I was seeing and I told her about the switch up. She told me I was so lucky that a lot of women wait months to get an appointment with that doctor. Clueless, I think he must be a really good doctor if women wait months to get an appointment with him……oh how comforting.

    Imagine my surprise when the Magnum PI “intern” walked into the exam room. First thing I asked him was would he be doing the exam or the doctor. He says I am the doctor, I felt my face flush. On top of that I was totally caught off guard by the breast exam, I didn’t realize that was included so I was like……um, whatya doing…..blush! It was so bizarre because on the one hand….mmmmm, Tom Selleck……oh yes……but on then my wiser side was like, snap out of it he’s a damn doctor!

    When I decided to have kids I switched to my other sister’s OB/GYN, didn’t look like Tom Selleck but he was a hottie too……..I just wanted Marcus Welby!

    • When I took my entrance physical to join the army the doctor was a middle-aged woman. 10 guys in their underwear lined up and she tells us to drop our drawers. Then she goes down the line telling us to turn our heads and cough. It was my first hernia check.

      She had cold hands.

      • Somebody says:

        I imagine that was intimidating, you were all so young and women doctors weren’t as common place back then. Was she nice looking or a battle-axe?

        My second OB/GYN, the one that delivered all of my kids favored Bradley Cooper. Obviously back then Bradley Cooper was a kid. I had to think on it, I knew he reminded me of a current actor and I knew the movies, I just had to look them up to figure it out. Like I said he was a hottie too. He’s not a dead ringer for Cooper the way the other one was for Selleck, but close.

    • mcnorman says:

      hahahahahahaha

      I don’t know what I would do if I had to deal with looks like a hottie.

    • gram krakka says:

      While performing my exam and pap smear my first ob/gyn remarked that I looked like the Dodge rebellion girl. My first thought was, “From what angle do you see the resemblance?”. Anyway while I did indeed have a blonde bouffant flip hair style, my eyes are blue-green and hers look brown.

      https://www.google.com/search?q=dodge+rebellion+girl&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS590US590&oq=dodge+rebellion&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.9381j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=8ACBAKSZaX295M:

      Got to head outside now and spray the shrubs and grass for bugs. It is not windy for once and we are tired of being eaten up by mosquitos.

    • Ann says:

      When my sister had her hysterectomy I was waiting in the waiting room with her daughter for the doctor to come out and give us an update. My niece was about 15 at the time. I had never met my sister’s OB/GYN.

      Out walks a veritable Adonis in scrubs to give us an update. I have seldom seen a better-looking man. He was better looking than a model or any movie star. My niece stared at him the whole time he was giving us an update on my sister’s condition, her mouth hanging open and I swear she caught a few flies.

      He was really polite about it, but I could tell he wanted to laugh. (Her reaction really was over the top, but hey, 15…) Good thing she had me there to tell her what was what after he left and she shook out of it.

      I have no idea what my sister was thinking going to a gynecologist that good looking. My guy was short, Jewish, and a dead ringer for Gene Wilder. When he retired, I moved on to a woman OB/GYN.

      • elliesmom says:

        My son’s cancer specialist looked like Doogie Howser. The nurses were all speculating about how old he was so being older than they were, I just asked him. He had graduated from MIT at 17, got a PhD in biochemistry from Johns Hopkins at 19, and his MD at Harvard at 22. He was 28 at the time and an attending at Dana Farber. “Before you ask, yes, my best friends call me Doogie. Given their nicknames, I’m fine with it.”

  6. AFVet says:

    Speaking of fake news, this site debunks climate change Bigly.

    https://realclimatescience.com/

  7. SHV says:

    Not fake news??:
    “A California state senator is trying to ban child marriage in his state, but he has run into opposition from groups including Planned Parenthood and the American Civil Liberties Union.
    Although the age of consent in California is 18, children can legally marry at any age regardless of the age of their spouse…”

    “But Hill’s bill is now trapped in legislative limbo by unexpected opposition. While it is still moving through committee, SB273 has had its age restrictions removed by amendment. Instead, they have been substituted with increased oversight requirements for judges to establish that child marriages are not coerced.”
    ***
    “Other groups, including the National Center for Youth Law, defended child marriage as a fundamental right.”

    http://freebeacon.com/culture/california-attempts-ban-child-marriage-meet-opposition/

    I guess if Third Wave Feminists defend Sharia then child marriage is no big deal.

    • AFVet says:

      My wife and I saw him in concert in Columbus, Ohio many moons ago.
      He was fantastic !

  8. Mt.Laurel says:

    And of course, in looking for info on Scalise had to come across some nutjob college critter.

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/06/college-prof-mocks-scalise-health-update-good-thing-he-has-insurance/

  9. taw46 says:

  10. Peeking out the window, watching my neighbor (the hot, young widow). She is looking at a bag full of giant, mutant zucchini that some stranger left on her porch. Now she is looking at my house.

    She doesn’t look pleased.

  11. blowme0bama says:

    This could all stop, should @kfile ‘s conduct change.

    • lyn says:

      Blame Trump for everything. Violence, hate and blame are all they have.

    • lateblum says:

      What were the threats? Just how scared were they? Will Kaczynski lose his job like that journalist he tweeted about when she was flying to South Africa?

      • Lulu says:

        Yes. But they can’t do it now without losing face. His whole little fiefdom of shit within CNN is non-operational. Zucker is dead man walking too. All of CNN knows it. As does all of media.

    • elliesmom says:

      This is Alinsky’s Rule #13- “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, polarize it. Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions.”
      The right has finally learned how to play, and it’s scaring the bejeezus out of the left.

      • The far right was pretty well suppressed since the OKC bombing. Now they are starting to come out to play with the far left. Don’t be surprised if there is a bloodbath at some riot.

        • elliesmom says:

          I spent yesterday afternoon reading Milo’s book, and there’s one thing he got absolutely right. If you want to engage young people, there has to be some theater and a sense of fun. What he didn’t write about was how quickly the theater can turn to violence. He’s walked into situations where he knew he was facing violence, but never had what appeared to be a friendly crowd turn on him with resulting injury or death. I went to college from 1969 to 1973. We had fun poking at stick at the “establishment’ until Kent State. Then everything changed.

      • Lulu says:

        Because they are meaner than hell after decades of abuse.

  12. taw46 says:

    • lyn says:

      The Democrats are disgusting.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Barry can talk with anyone he want and give more “advice” of his failed policies.
      But other than the still fawning media, minions and the Dem’s who are in a death spiral he doesn’t have any juice. Washed up, has been, failure.
      Can he sign any more EO’s? Nope.
      Can Obama introduce any legislation? Nope.
      Can he negotiate any trade deals? Nope
      Can Obama influence or make foreign policy? Hell no.
      I relish every day that PRESIDENT Trump disassembles Barry the Failure “legacy”, one stinking turd at a time.

      • elliesmom says:

        The way I look at it is if the American people had wanted more of Obama’s policies, we would have elected Hillary, and the more he hogs the spotlight, the harder it is for other Democrats to rise to the top of the Democratic heap.

      • Constance says:

        Amen!

    • Lulu says:

      It doesn’t seem that ritualized. It looks like a regular goat rodeo cluster-f from my experience but televised and twitter-ized for the great amusement of all. Is this the first glimmer of the beginning of a preference cascade that is going to take out the revolting main stream media. It seems like CNN is just the beginning.

  13. mothy67 says:

    What is funny about Alinsky is that all the rethugs have read it. It lacks potency. I keep wondering when the dims will wake up. My congress critter tows the party line. He is not about constituents. People accepted the hell hole the burbs became. I saw the town I grew up in wither and die. Heroin became an epidemic. As a child I ran amok. Came home when street lights came on. It is now dangerous. We climbed trees and picked blackberries. My brother Steve got a job in the mill. My elitest friends hate the working class. Ste is not an idiot. He has an art degree. He reads obsessively. Russian shit. He is my bro. I love my little brother. He is muscle. Was in finals for Mr Pennsylvania. I am maybe the gayest person ever. I make Hedda Lettuce look butch. My siblings have never turned away from me. When I came out which was news to no one. My brothers and sister said if you give Tim any shit you will never see your grandkids again. It took time for my parents to accept me. I had to grow up. I am a freak. Gaping hole scar in my throat. Open hearts. I suck. No parent wants a child to go through hell. Let alone f a g got son became a hard core Republican. I give my mom so much credit. 1970 they allowed two hours. My mom never left. She never abandoned her son. I did that death garbage. Dead for four minutes. A nurse would not permit me to exit. I came back seriously I was dead. I am a joke, but I will never be willing to give up on my kid

  14. CiscoKid says:

    Well, well, well.
    *snork* *braaappp* *Bronx cheer*

    • Lulu says:

      Obama’s pal read the Supreme Court decision which is quite clear. Judge Pineapple-head had no jurisdiction to begin with, was just pulling stuff out of his ass, and if he stuck his dick in the light socket again he could be removed for being an idiot, not following federal court administrative rules, and trying to overrule the United States Supreme Court. Any questions or clarifications about an upper court ruling are properly and clearly by written and long established rules directed to the court who wrote the opinion. You don’t ask the loser (Hawaii judge) for a second crack at it. The Hawaii judge got owned and MORE FAKE NEWS by the ever stupid Obama/AP that HE left anything in place as he was 100% reversed and humiliated in his superior’s written opinion.

      • CiscoKid says:

        I really would love to hear that on Fox News!
        “…and good evening folks, “Obamas pal….
        👍😂👏

  15. CiscoKid says:

    Statement from Barry the Failure
    “But, but, that’s not who we are”
    I told you Barry has no juice.
    😂😂😂😂

    • Lulu says:

      Broncobama is so in demand (NOT) he spends his time tromping through rice fields in wherever with Mooch and the girls (miserable and frowning) for a photo-op to get any attention. The jet-setting, high profile mooching invitations, board directorships and money, speech invites, honorary degrees and opportunities to hector and opine are not materializing. They rented that huge, gauche, monstrosity McMansion from Hell in DC and won’t stay in it. Why not? He seems like a migrant just floating around looking for better shit and attention.

      • DeniseVB says:

        They did buy that freak house after a few months of renting, for over $8 million. What’s become of their 3 million dollar Chicago home, they visited twice in 8 years? I wonder if he’s trying to raise money for his “library” shaking down world leaders he “helped” as Prezzy?

        According to fellow employees at the Chicago law firm he worked at before politics, they only seem to remember him as “always looking for his next job”. So you nailed that 😀

      • That’s ValJar’s place.

  16. mothy67 says:

    So Clooney is moving back to USA because he does not feel safe in UK. What a dick weed.

    • Lulu says:

      The credentialed versus giant Neanderthal DNA cranial capacity. In the grey matter contest size does matter.

  17. Dora says:

    Happy World Chocolate Day.

    Go out and have yourself a treat. 🙂

  18. taw46 says:

    • Lulu says:

      The Obama’s live on spite. They are roaming rice paddies now for all the good it did them.

      • lateblum says:

        Lulu, you nailed it when you said, “The Obama’s live on spite.” I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s as if they’ve “earned” the right to spite everyone who is “less than” they. And to hold everyone “less than” they, personally responsible for any and all failures of the last 8 years. With the bronco bamas there is no sense of personal accountability to themselves or anyone else.

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  22. Dora says:

    I am so sorry to hear this.

    ==

    Fox suspends business news host Charles Payne amid sexual harassment allegations

    Fox Business Network host Charles Payne has been suspended while 21st Century Fox investigates sexual harassment allegations made against him, the company confirmed Thursday night.

    http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-charles-payne-fox-business-20170706-story.html

    • DeniseVB says:

      I read that this morning, so sad because he has to be the nicest guy of all the news channels, smart as a whip too. He’s getting a lot of support……

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  24. Dora says:

    I wish they would just come home.

    Anarchists besiege Trump’s hotel. First Lady can’t leave for G20 arrangement

    http://www.bild.de/

    • Somebody says:

      He’s not at a hotel Dora, he’s at a guest house.

    • Lulu says:

      Merkel the globalist fascist bitch. Helicopter out and leave the fucking shithole country in a big plane blowing chemtrails. Blow off the G-20 Kristallnacht. All of the other world leaders should leave too and show up at Camp David. Except Merkel.

      • CiscoKid says:

        Now that, truly is one hell of an idea.
        👍

        • Lulu says:

          Or he can lead the Marines and the Secret Service on a raid and lead the hostage ladies (Melania with ripped blouse and skirt showing gorgeous boob and thigh wearing leopard five inch Louboutins) out of the hotel to awaiting Black Hawks! And jump some more concrete barriers! LIVE ON CNN International!

  25. Venus says:

    LMAO The Poles know how to handle rude ‘reporters’ who think they are the story:

    • CiscoKid says:

      If I weren’t such a gentleman I’d call her a F’KN BEOTCH, but I am so I won’t.

  26. Dora says:

    I’m not sure where they are staying, but the whole city seems to be in danger.

    ==

    Melania Trump and fellow leaders’ wives are trapped inside hotel as German police call for reinforcements after streets of Hamburg turned into a warzone with protestors throwing petrol bombs

    More than 70 people were injured in violent clashes with riot police in German city last night

    Police anticipate 100,000 demonstrators descending on the city, and say thousands intend to cause trouble

    Organisers of demonstrations have accused German police of overreacting, and dozens have been injured

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674100/G20-protestors-FIREBIOMB-police-station-Hamburg.html

    • lateblum says:

      One can only hope DeBlasio was one of those arrested and/or injured.
      And Yes. I said that. He should be recalled, impeached or whatever NYC does to rid itself of this nasty, nasty man. Not only that, he is STUPID if he thinks this move will get him to the WH. Not even Rahm is so ego-centric that he thinks protesting at a multi-nation conference is more important than staying home in a city that is falling apart.

      • Lulu says:

        Since this blew up on him he is now saying it is to visit one of his college student children. LOL. I can’t imagine anyone who didn’t have shit for brains sending their kid to Hamburg the armpit of Germany. Maybe the kid is now a pimp down at the docks. Lots of thug opportunities in Hamburg.

        • lateblum says:

          “Maybe the kid is now a pimp down at the docks. Lots of thug opportunities in Hamburg.”

          Have you seen his son? He looks more like the hooker than the pimp.
          And btw, only a crazy person would send his/her own kid to a place like Hamburg for school.
          Maybe riverdaughter. Wasn’t her daughter a “masterful” German speaker or something?

    • Dora says:

      A classy lady.

  27. foxyladi14 says:

    lol

  28. jenlyntx says:

    Balls. He has ’em and is surrounded by many who don’t. Gotta love me some Donald THANK GOD he is my president.

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