F.O.O.T. – Rock the Senate

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    • These were the people who kept shaking their lying heads at how uncouth Trump is. At least Trump – and Kid Rock – never lied to us about who they really are.

      I am not shocked. You shouldn’t be either. Like every movement, conservatism has attracted its share of grifters. Look at the careers of Bill Kristol and John Podhoretz – thanks, Dads! Their magazines are just more useless appendages of Conservative Incorporated. Their purpose was never to put conservative policy into place. No, they are donor bait whose purpose is to allow their proprietors to maintain their mediocre positions in the DC/NY milieu. When the time to make a hard choice came, they easily made the choice of Felonia von Pantsuit, happy to leave us normal Americans to her tender mercies knowing that having liberals in the White House meant bucks and attention for them.

      They are horrible people who always held us normals in contempt, and they’re now so angry they are forgetting to fake respect. The other day, when the president was showing off American-made goods in the White House, Kristol sniffed “Maybe it’s just me, but I find something off-putting about turning the White House into an exhibition hall for American tchotchkes.” Maybe it’s just me, but if I were one of these nepotism poster boyz I would at least show some respect for Americans whose parents didn’t hand them a ready-made career.

      They’re nothing now, and it gnaws at them. So just think of them seeing Kid Rock get the power and position they covet. We cannot waste this opportunity to watch them turn purple with fussy rage.

      Which brings us to the criticality of attitude, because one fact remains indisputable. Attitude doesn’t lie. We’ve just seen a graphic demonstration of how the GOP hacks can easily fake ideology. But attitude? That’s almost impossible to fake.

      Tell me more about how all Donald Trump has is raw opposition to everything Democrat, how he has no firm ideology of his own. Yeah, and so what? Raw opposition to our enemies sure as hell beats faked ideology that suddenly vanishes whenever it’s in danger of actually being implemented.

      I keep hearing how true conservatism will do this and that and blah blah blah. Yeah, most of the GOP senators are solid, but enough aren’t that you finger waggers need to lose the attitude. The people the establishment held up as serious policy wonks who put that alleged policy illiterate Donald Trump to shame turned around and stabbed us in the back.

      I’ll take Kid Rock in a heartbeat over what you’re selling – he’s a cowboy, baby, and he’s thrown a punch and taken one. He’s not going to lie to you about devouring think tank white papers and how we’re really absolutely totally going to do all that great conservative stuff if only we had the House and the Senate and the presidency and unicorns romping through the streets.

      So, Kid Rock for Senate 2018. His campaign slogan should be “You’ve done a lot worse,” because we have. Sure, maybe he’ll “Start an escort service for all the right reasons/And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons,” but at least this time we will have elected a pimp instead of another ho.

  1. Seymour Clearly says:

  2. helenk3 says:

    when the video becomes available you have to watch the MN mayor’s press conference. It went wild. protesters want her gone now.

      • Lulu says:

        Proggy cannibalism is fun! Lesbian Native American police chief is not taking the blame, nope not doing it, says so by saying “this lady didn’t need to die!” (whatever that means in a Comey kind of way) and Mayor Bobo-head gets hollered down by lefty goons. It reminds me of November 8th election coverage when the proggies were gobsmacked and sooooo fucked. Aussie editorials are starting to say the best police training means nothing if the trainees are too crazy and/or stupid to absorb or understand it. Good times!

        • Constance says:

          I saw that on Fox News last night. Living in Seattle I’ve often wondered where this leftist lunacy would lead and I have to say that made my day! The real Democrats gave up power to these commies and now if they ever want to win national power again they are going to have to kick out the idiot virtue signaling progs. You can’t import a bunch of barbarians who don’t respect women and gays and set them loose on our society. And notice how they seem to selectively import army age men, like that isn’t going to cause trouble.

    • Lulu says:

      I love people who get nose jobs and all their kids have huge noses. The nose job getters always pick the teeny noses from the Book of Noses at the surgeons office.

  3. Venus says:

  4. helenk3 says:


    you thought the “big dig” in Boston took forever, just image how long this will take

    • helenk3 says:

      maybe i am crazy, but I keep thinking this is a terrorist’s dream. A lot of people in a confined space and a high rate of speed

    • DeniseVB says:

      I remember back in the 60’s visiting the World’s Fair with the elevated monorail being hawked as the Transportation of the Fuuuuture! Right now that seems like a better idea than being transported in a pneumatic tube at a drive up bank.

      In our area, the interstate has been expanded from 4 to 8 lanes. Methinks one of those lanes could have handled structure for a monorail 🙂

  5. Venus says:

  6. helenk3 says:

    a must watch and place show this to your friends and family

    • DandyTIger says:

      So upsetting to see kids that should know better, and have even been talked to about these things with their parents, would so easily walk right into these situations.

      • elliesmom says:

        I completely understand how parents can get sucked into thinking a cellphone makes kids safer. My grandson got one for his birthday because he’s starting to go more places on his own. But a cellphone is a another private door for people to get at kids and an avenue for bullying no one can really control. You can monitor kids’ computer time, put the computer in a public place in your house, and use tools to limit their access, but a cellphone goes in a pocket. While you do have some tools to help a parent keep a kid safe, there’s a big trade off. No one should underestimate the gullibility of even the most street smart 13 year olds. If I said “Gullible isn’t written on my ceiling”, every one of them would look up to check. I know because I said it so often, and because everyone of them looked up every time, one of the kids wrote it up there. But he spelled it wrong. 😉

    • DeniseVB says:

      Chilling. My grandtwins just turned 14 have cellphones and Facebook accounts. I wish they’d have waited til they were 30.

  7. Jadzia says:

    So my first day of single-mom vacationing with 4 kids (dad left on day 2 of the trip) was a little rough. I now know how to say I am so sorry in some new languages after my 5 year old puked all over a restaurant in view of many nice people who probably ended up losing their appetites. Five minutes later a violent thunderstorm began, trapping us and dozens of others in the restaurant while my 7 year old was in hysterics because she is afraid of thunder.

    When the rain slowed down, I gave my 11 year old a big tip to give to the kindly waitress from another section who helped me clean up the puker and dry her tears. He gave it to the wrong lady.

    The heavens opened up again during our mad dash back to the apartment. I’m pretty sure the top secret Christmas presents I was transporting in a paper sack are ruined.

    Currently pricing out how much it would cost for a short vacation to recover from this vacation, ha ha.

    • lyn says:

      Yikes! It will get better.

    • taw46 says:

      Sounds like a movie. Hope it is smooth sailing from now until end of vacation!

    • DeniseVB says:

      You are a much braver mom than I was 🙂 Yes, it will get better, enjoy!!!!!

    • Lulu says:

      You deserve a brand new tricked out mini-van! Get vinyl flooring (not carpet) so you can hose it out. I learned the vinyl floor trick from my dad and pick-up trucks and cow pastures. Works very well with kids.

    • votermom says:

      oh my

      will make great stories to embarrass the kids with in a couple of years

    • lateblum says:

      Oh my. Sometimes you just have to say WTF. (With lots of love, of course)
      When I was first separated and then divorced, vacations were a real travail. But it became better. I hope this all changes for you by this afternoon. 💕💕💕

      • Jadzia says:

        Oh, he didn’t “leave” leave (notwithstanding my requests). He just bailed on the vacation and went back to France. Rome should be better, we’ve got 2 rooms in a B and B run by the most helpful man in Italy.

        • lateblum says:

          Wasn’t thinking “leave” leave. Just thinking about what my kids’ reactions were to a missing parent.
          BTW: They did the same to him when I took a trip to see my sister and he was left alone with them at home.

  8. DandyTIger says:

    Nah, just something in my eye

  9. Island Girl says:

    What a crazy world, I guess we need to duck and cover. TGIF

  10. Dora says:

    Come on. Come on. Time to get to work.

  11. Anthony says:

    From MOTUS – kinda sums it all up, doesn’t it?

    • lateblum says:

      O. M. G.
      There’s “three different ways to spell your”!!
      How’s a girl to know what to write??
      How’s a girl supposed to show just how limited she is??
      She is stupid beyond comprehension. She needs to just STFU unless she’s singing.
      HRC should be proud. Another of her “celebrity feminist followers” just demo’d the intelligence of today’s feminazis.

    • Seymour Clearly says:

      What an airhead. Geezus.

  12. DeniseVB says:

    Is Trump “poking” the press again ? LOL, sure hope so……

  13. DeniseVB says:

    I guess Spicier will be around until Spicer leaves next month.

  14. Dora says:

    Any Jeopardy fans?

  15. Dora says:

    Denise was right. He is going to be in VA today.

  16. mothy67 says:

    I can’t seem to post. I wanted to express how dims are big fat ugly liars that feed off others pain.
    I share my life with a child that was cast aside. I do not throw pity parties. She is a star because I never fell victim to poor her. So what if her mom likes to slice and dice her arms. She holds the lofty goal of disabilty after several runs at mental ward. Her dad has frequent flyer miles for jail. They don’t define her. She shines. I have wealthy friends that like Sanders. Truth be told they look down on poor people. My baby knocks it out of the park. I dedicated myself to her. She is not a stat. My elitist friends drug their kids and look down on poor people. They all go to private schools but want to control public school. Pup is doing so well. I gave her my life. Why is that bad?
    I have to say I met a woman in Philly. I never disliked a human being so much. Dreadful person. She went on to be the dean of child psychology at Stanford. One time I met Liz Taylor. She thought I looked like Monty. We were all drunk. I thought nothing of an old actress thinking I resembled her friend. Betsy lost it. She became insanely jealous. I got attention not her. So strange. I wanted to feel good that maybe the most famous actress in the world thought I looked like one of the most handsome men ever. My baby blues are way better. She went out of her way to make me feel like shit. I ended up feeling bad. I felt terrible. She ended up running Stanford kids psych. Her kid is on meds. His school in SF is 22,”000
    Elizabeth Taylor offers a waiter a compliment. Crazy rich bitch loses her mind. I djd shots of tequila with Liz. We got drunk. Rich girl that went to private schools and then Smith could not process poor white waiter doing thumb war with Taylor. I did not exist to her. Taylor thought I was funny. . Her mind I had no right to mingle. I am leper and should know my place. Buttercup I was not given a quaker education. I was not born with pedigree. I still have a much higher IQ. I should be retarded. I was a blue baby. No oxygen to brain. I pulled it off with some serious numbers. I am not Doogie Howser but I graduated at 16 and missed a few grades. I was never dumb nor unattractive. Who gets liz telling you are good looking. I am a big fan of Miller and ONeal.. I got to hang out and get drunk with loads of Bway stars. Joe Allen was one of the first restaurants to challange the bad rep of Times Square. I worked there. Opening night I took magnums of champagne. Stockard Channing and Laurance Fishburne were doing A Lion in Winter. My bro was visiting. I asked for house seats. You pay but get great seats. They said fuck off. Took my family back stage. Took them to Sardi’s. Rizzo was top notch. The woman from Will and Grace was a bitch. Best was linda Lavin. She was doing Ann Frank. Everyday after her meal she asked me for a cigarette. It was,cute for a spell, but then I got annoyed. I told her to fuck off. I say things like fuck off. I suck. Next day Linda Lavin with her thigh high leather boots broght me in a carton and said fuck off. I have also had Carol Channings tongue in my mouth.
    Hello Dolly!!! She was lost with no cash. I walked her to a hotel. She shoved her tongue in my mouth. Next day I was at work she came in and gave me ten dollars. There was a piece in a German newspaper about her mouth rape and boy lover. Was funny I walked her a few blocks. She lives on Upper West Side. She was being honored so two people with Alzheimer’s rent a hotel room twenty blocks away and then lose each other and drift.

  17. mothy67 says:

    Been wondering how Jadzia is doing with French. I can read German and French but I cannot speak. I can read Goethe but I cannot construct a basic sentence in any language. I can say Ou sont la toilette but that is it. Yet I can read Camus. I also understand Korean I speak not word but I understand. My new therapist is Chinese and Korean. He is American true blue. He is amazed I know korean. I never studied it. TV. I speak anime.

    • Jadzia says:

      Badly! I find that reading is much much easier than comprehending the spoken language, but many folks have the opposite experience.

      I am in awe of the Germans I have met here. Many are truly multilingual!

      • Germans are cunning linguists.

      • mothy67 says:

        I get French when I do not try. I have years of German and French. I cannot speak but if I relax I can understand. I watch movies and if its good I forget to translate. I am a big Deneuve fan. I watched Indochine forgot it was French. I worked in restaurants for 30 years. I can understand Mexican but I cannot speak. I get lost. Another movie Like Water for Chocolate. I watched it with my mom. She was reading subtitles. I told her it was best chick flick ever made. . She knows no spanish. She missed the subtlety of the film. I can read French but epic failure when it comes to speaking. Fucking liasons. They mush words together. Makes no sense to me. German at least makes sense. I am such a loser when I was on Mykonos I tried to speak French I did it as an australian. I sounded pretty.

  18. mothy67 says:

    I turned off cable news a year ago. I watch judge Jeanine and Fox business. I hit fox as I was, eating frozen food. They are going full tilt with Trump. Something about a carrier. They are all praising Trump. I have not heard this before. They are giving him credit. Praising him. I was,shocked.

    • DeniseVB says:

      When I see anyone plead the 5th, I think guilty.

      • lyn says:

        And they should be arrested.

      • mothy67 says:

        I get hungry. The 5th always reminds me of take out. I do not gain weight. Court tv makes me want to eat. Were I a tubby Nancy Grace would owe me billions. I eat chinese when I watch that stuff. I love spring rolls or pizza and bad tv. I miss Nancy Grace. She was cray. So fun to crank the air cuddle up with a blanket and watch her go nuts. She was best crazy person ever. Sally Kohn is a drip and she is nuts. No fun. Dull. I tried very hard to get a kick out of Cooper. He is awful. Dimwit. I am long term gay. Andersonis sooooooo boring. His two hours are so dull. I wonder if its some sort of leveling. See f a g s can also be bland too? Egads he bites. Mother was an icon. Billions of wealth. He is openly gay but drip drip drip drip. He is vanilla. Dull. A stoop. I wonder does he appeal to middle class.. I find him awful but I eat flowers baked by pizza people that bake gays inside wedding cakes. I don’t get whatever “iT” is. I am simple I want to offer my brat a sense of worth. It is not my job to direct anyone else. My plate is full. I suck. I find endless joy in being an asshole. World around me can be so dark. I say I am an asshole. Crays leave me alone.

  19. elliesmom says:

    We’re generating more trash than usual with the remodeling we’ve been doing so I’ve been making multiple daily trips to the town transfer station. Because I used to have to pay for trash, but recycling was free, I’m pretty good at separating stuff out although I don’t have to pay for either anymore. I had a big bag of styrofoam inserts lights came packed in. Styrofoam is not on the list so I was about to throw them in the trash compactor when a woman in line, too, told me I could recycle it at the state waste site. They’ll take all kinds of styrofoam there, but you have to separate it out by the thickness. You can’t mix the thick stuff I had with styrofoam meat trays and coffee cups, and everything needs to be washed and in clear plastic bags. This recycling center is 20 miles away. I smiled and threw the bag into the compactor. Penn and Teller are right. People are crazy.

  20. foxyladi14 says:


  21. foxyladi14 says:

    tru dat

  22. Dora says:

    Breaking: Many Elite Headed to Prison for Child Sex Trafficking

    Did you know that in Trump’s first 30 days in office, his people, mainly Attorney General Jeff Sessions, prosecuted 1,500 sex traffickers? To date, Trump/Sessions have prosecuted 3,500 child-sex-traffickers.

    “This should be one of the biggest stories in the national news. Instead, the mainstream media has barely, if at all, covered any of these mass pedophile arrests. This begs the question – why?”


    • DandyTIger says:

      Simple reason, from Podesta through many on the prog side of the aisle, there seems to be a propensity for pedophilia among them. And I can only speculate, for it would be irresponsible not too, that many in the media are involved too. I’ve heard this from anonymous sources. 🙂

  23. Dora says:

    Anthony Scaramucci is a Long Island boy. He’s a good choice. 🙂


    Long Island Native Anthony Scaramucci Named White House Communications Director

    BREAKING: Scaramucci ‘s appointment led to the resignation of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, reports say.


  24. mothy67 says:

    I is being my white trash hoodlum self . Going to Joe’s and buying the whole night for the boys in uniform. I am getting at least a handful of the military drunk. I have known the crowd at Joes since I was 12. Dandy must remember Joe’s. It opens at 7 am. It is raining so the union guys will be drunk by now. I will say I am buying military guys drinks .Plumbers will never let the f a g buy drinks for military. I get to be hero without spending any money. The worst is some drunk puts his arms around me and tells me I am cool for my support. I get free drinks..

  25. Dora says:

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