Hillary Falls Down Drunk Again

I call bullshit.

Hillary Clinton falls, breaks toe on the stairs during London book tour

Hillary Clinton canceled several media appearances Monday while on her book tour in London after she fell down the stairs and broke her toe.

“I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards,” Clinton told “The Graham Nortion Show.”

“I tried to get up and it really hurt. I’ve broken my toe. I’ve received excellent care from your excellent health service.”

If you are going downstairs your toes are pointed away from the stairs. If your heel gets caught and you fall backward you land on your ass and your toes will be pointed up.

I broke my toe twice. The first time I fell out of an upper bunk in the army. The second time I stubbed my toe. Both times I was drunk.

You would think that someone who lies as much as Hillary would be better at it.


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98 Responses to Hillary Falls Down Drunk Again

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Bergdahl pleaded guilty today.

  2. mcnorman says:

    She wears heels? Melania wears heels.

    • Jadzia says:

      I am working on RELEARNING to wear heels after living in the boonies for a long time. Thank God for my new Bagllerinas–foldable ballet flats in a cute bag that you can just throw in your purse, along with a foldable bag for your heels when you can take no more and have to swap them out. I wore four-inch spiky boots to teach today! But wore the glittery flats home. : )

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Wearing heels (Hah). And running (Double Hah) . And holding a cup of coffee (coffee? really she expects us to believe this? ).And talking (well that I believe). Over her shoulder (OoooooooK then).

      There is an old saying. One excuse people accept as credible. Two make it appear as if you are trying to hard. Three or more – none are the truth.

      “It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
      ― George Washington

      “Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses”.
      — George Washington Carver

      • CiscoKid says:

        I would have a modicum of respect for HRC if she had said, “I was walking down the stairs slugging from a mug of bourbon, when I fell down”
        Not because she told the truth, but because she was drinking bourbon.

        • Anthony says:

          She strikes me as being more of a wino than a bourbon chugger. I can easily visualize her with a box of wine on a luggage carrier or duct taped to the vacuum with rubber tubing strapped to her chin for hands free sipping

      • Constance says:

        When I broke my ankle while walking and talking over my shoulder I told everyone I had an encounter with space aliens. Now when people try to quiz me over something odd I just say “aliens” and they give up their quest immediately.

    • Constance says:

      I don’t even try to wear heels but I admire Melania, that girls got skills!

  3. bydesign001 says:

    I know that I shouldn’t be laughing considering the fact that I took a fall last week but I, too, call b.s. All I had was coffee.

  4. CiscoKid says:

    This is beginning to sound like Nixon’s secretary’s explanation on how those 15 minutes of recorded tape was erased.
    Now ladies, is it possible to run down stairs in heels? Depending on height of course.
    I can barely walk in them.

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  6. elliesmom says:

    It takes a great of talent to break a toe by falling backward. I’m guessing it’s a stress fracture caused by overuse of her elbow.

    • CiscoKid says:

      I just got back in the mix.
      All I can say is😂😂😂😂

    • DeniseVB says:

      Could be possible if she were barefoot and snagged a bunion on the carpet and twisted that big piggy into a knot, or slipped on uncarpeted stairs and jammed it into a baluster. I would think the toe would be protected IN SHOES. None of my toe stubs ever involved shoes. Many involved alcohol 😉

  7. Anthony says:

    The only way that could happen is if her head was twisted to face backward, a la Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Then again, that might not be so far from the truth…

  8. helenk3 says:

    don’t you fall forward when you stub your toe? the momentum of the direction you are going comes to a sudden stop and the bottom half of you stops but the top half keeps going.

  9. DeniseVB says:

    LOL, I found a list of all the possible ways you can break your toe, falling down a flight of steps was the closest I could get to HRC’s “excuse” 😛


  10. swanspirit says:

    Hillary. We have seen pictures of you being assisted up stairs by two strong men, but you want us to believe you were just tripping the light fantastic down stairs holding coffee? In heels? What, no sniper fire?

    • CiscoKid says:

      “No sniper fire”?
      🗣Spit take that would make Danny Thomas proud.w🗣
      I remember watching long ago on a original broadcast of the Johnny Carson show when Thomas was a guest.
      If I remember correctly, it was so long ago, that Carson did not know what a spit take was.
      So Danny gives a line to Carson to repeat “ask me is that a banana your eating or is that your nose”?
      Naturally Danny drank from a cup of water and when unsuspecting Carson finished the line, KA-Blooe.
      You had to be there.

  11. lyn says:

    Hillary dropped a bottle of booze on her toe. I know. I was there.

  12. westcoaster says:

    a ‘Today’ show editor said he leaked it because he thought it was funny. (the video of Lawrence O’Donnell): https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/10/nbc-fires-staffer-who-allegedly-leaked-video-of-an-amazing-lawrence-odonnell-meltdown/

  13. lyn says:

    This is not good for an independent Catalonia.
    Judge of the Spanish Court of Justice Carmen Lamela has ordered unbanked jail for the presidents of the ANC and Òmnium Cultural, Jordi Sànchez and Jordi Cuixart, accused of an alleged crime of sedition for the demonstrations on 20 and 21 September. Both will be transferred to the prison of Soto del Real, forty kilometers from Madrid.


    • Jadzia says:

      Nothing says “advanced Western democracy” like throwing your political opponents into the clink. I don’t really GAF about Catalonian independence either way, but hey Madrid, THIS is how you encourage more people to support Catalonian independence.

    • CiscoKid says:

      I would never, ever suggest, encourage, pay or send my kid to college.
      Trade school, military or bank robber, never f’king college.

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    Read this thread:

  16. helenk3 says:

    this is a video that has to be seen.Berkley Ca fire trucks to Santa Rosa Ca and what they found when they got there. GOD bless firemen

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  19. mothy says:

    I have a feeling hills isn’t going to be around much longer.

    • nerdle says:

      I was exhausted with her, but I think she’s doing more harm to the democrats than anyone else at the moment. The longer she sticks around, the harder it will be for the democrats to shake her off. I hope she continues to spew as much nonsense as possible to make things easier for Trump to lump the party one and all with her lunacy

  20. driguana says:

    Loved this. Satanic drag queens allowed to read in public libraries but Dr. Seuss is now frowned upon. Very sick and very sad.

  21. DeniseVB says:

    Po’Kathy. If the Hollywood Reporter doesn’t want you at their event, blame Trump?

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  26. Somebody says:

    True story, when we evacuated to my older daughter’s house in NC my younger daughter fell exactly as Hillary is describing and broke her little toe.

    The stair treads at DD’s house are bizarrely narrow, I just about busted my ass a couple of times too. Younger daughter’s metatarsal was fractured right along the outer edge of her foot, just where her toe joins her foot. She was also put in a boot. She was stone cold sober when she fell, she was yapping and trying to go down the stairs too quickly.

    I don’t know whether Hillary is lying, whether she was drunk or maybe the stairs she was were narrow??? I’m just saying it is possible because it happened to my daughter.

    If I had to take bets, I’d say maybe she went wobbly legged like 9-11 “pneumonia” episode, or maybe she got pissed off and kicked something OR maybe she’s just a klutz.

  27. DeniseVB says:

    Just put a early morning launch in the barn 🙂

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  30. CiscoKid says:

    Remarks on Hillary falling down.
    “Hillary always loses when she runs.”
    “If only it was scissors she was running with “

  31. DandyTIger says:

    Some gentle sleepy time music

  32. swanspirit says:

    Love this kid!!!!

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    • CiscoKid says:

      But, but their college graduates w/ a degree in journalism.
      They know everything and are smarter and clever than us common folks.

  35. CiscoKid says:

    …more clever…

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    • CiscoKid says:

      Because BLUE LIVES MATTER, understand NFL?
      ” A part of America Died”
      Somebody killed a policeman today,
      and a part of America died.
      A piece of our country he swore to protect,
      will be buried with him at his side.

      The suspect that shot him will stand up in court,
      with counsel demanding his rights.
      While a young widowed mother must work for her kids,
      and spend many long, lonely nights.

      The beat that he walked was a battle field too,
      just as if he’d gone off to war.
      Though the flag of our nation won’t fly at half mast,
      to his name they will add a gold star.

      Yes, somebody killed a policeman today,
      in your town or mine.
      While we slept in comfort behind our locked doors,
      a cop put his life on the line.

      Now his ghost walks a beat on a dark city street,
      and he stands at each new rookie’s side.
      He answered the call, of himself gave his all,
      and a part of America died.

      ©1984 America Police Hall of Fame
      North Port, Florida

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