The Frankening of America M.O.O.T.

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You may have noticed that Al Franken is desperately trying to rehabilitate his image.  We have a preview of his latest series of ads aimed at humanizing him after destroying his public image.  The above ad is designed to instruct the “undocumented” on what is and is not acceptable behavior in the United States.  He considers it part of his civic duty to ensure that all and any illegals comply with our cultural guidelines.

FRANKEN DETERMINED TO SAVE DODD-FRANK!

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In this ad, Senator Franken gives (former) Senator Barney Frank a little support while President Trump goes about dismantling the Dodd-Frank Act.  Barney, above, is seen at home doing a little Spirit Cooking for his dinner party.  Guests include The Podesta Molesta brothers, Hillary and Bill Clinton and other disgraced former luminaries who are looking forward to an evening of bitching about their irrelevancy after screwing the pooch in the 2016 election.

FRANKEN GETS IN TOUCH WITH MIDDLE AMERICA…

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Even though our Capitol Hill Democrats won’t admit it, they privately regret that they’ve lost touch with Middle America.  Senator Franken traveled to Walmart to mingle with everyday people, but from the look on this Biker Chick’s face, he’s about to get his ass whooped.  He believes he is the perfect spokesman for his beleaguered party, and has launched his “Reach Out and Touch Someone!” tour, designed to reconnect with those who have spurned the Democrats in the General Election.  No telling when AT&T will sue him for stealing their tagline, but I’m sure there’s some slush fund somewhere that will pay them off.  With our tax dollars.

“UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL” my ass.  Get your hands off of me!

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Another strategy, called the “Up Close and Personal” campaign includes sneaking up on unsuspecting Trump voters and doing his best to convince them to come back to the plantation fold and support the Dems again.  He even ambushed me!  Here he’s seen grabbing my tits in the parking lot of my out of town office.  WTF, Al???

DOING PENANCE ON THE HILL

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Franken knows that he caused the Democrats a lot of problems with his recent press, and is pictured here giving a weirdly lifelike Nancy Pelosi a little love to get back into her good graces.  From what I’ve heard, it may have worked.  Pelosi was unavailable for comment because her Botox™ injections interfered with her ability to speak freely.

NO LUNATIC LEFT BEHIND

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Mending fences is his new mission.  Franken’s sucking up to Pelosi seems to have alienated him from the “other” wing of the Democratic party, and Bernie supporters began to spurn him.  Perfect solution was to be pictured supporting Maxine Waters during one of her famous “Heil Hitler! Impeach 45!” rallies.

CHAMPION OF THE DOWNTRODDEN

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Nothing says “I’m really a decent human being” like coming to public aid of the underdog. Here, Franken supports pariah and has-been Kathy Griffin after she stupidly destroyed what she referred to as her ‘career’.  In case you forgot, Griffin attempted to show herself as a folk hero by distributing a pic of her holding the bloody head of a sitting President.  That didn’t not only backfire, but I’ve heard the ISIS is suing her for cultural appropriation.  The court date is scheduled for early 2018 in San Francisco and rumored to be presided over by the same judge who let Kate Steinle’s murderer off the hook.  Nobody really knows what kind of outcome to expect, but Griffin thanked Franken for his support, noting that “nobody’s wanted to touch my tits in years”.

RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE

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Rattled by the positive response President Trump’s “Merry Christmas” message has evoked, Franken tries his hand(s) at showing America that he fully embraces Christianity.  When asked if he thought he had gone too far with this ad, he replied that he was simply showing the world that he is willing to reach across the (religious) aisle and give equal respect to all religions as well as all women.

Thats all, folks.  I’m getting sick of seeing his face and I don’t want to Photoshop myself into oblivion.

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206 Responses to The Frankening of America M.O.O.T.

  1. swanspirit says:

    Absolutely brilliant post, Anthony, I wish Drudge would link to it! Or Twitchy!!! It deserves a very large audience!!!
    Laughed my ass off!!!

  2. swanspirit says:

    This is James Robbins piece, on why Mueller needs to move on.
    Drudge linked to it today. I follow him on FB, he is a very congenial fellow.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/12/04/flynn-talk-russian-ambassador-legal-james-robbins/917714001/

  3. DeniseVB says:

    Oh, so glad to see you early, last thread was filling up fast ! Love it, funny post 🙂

  4. helenk3 says:

    corrine brown gets 5 years for a scam charity.
    wonder if the clintons will ever do any time for theirs?

  5. jenlyntx says:

    And this my dears is why voting for COLOR or GENDER or ANY DNA RELATED ATTRIBUTE is stupid. Ms. Brown is a low down dirty thief crook bitch and should serve 100 years and I sure as hell hope that she has to refund every single fucking dime she stole from us to give to ‘at risk black kids’ but instead doled it out to friends and family. DRAIN THE SWAMP and this is a good start bye felicia swamp monster!

    • Somebody says:

      Corrine cares, Corrine cajoles……I can’t remember the rest of it. Apparently she left out one “c” word to describe herself, corrupt.

      • Somebody says:

        Speaking of Corrine, anybody wonder what prompted the feds to investigate her? Her out of all the corrupt ones on the hill, many no doubt guilty of far worse.

        Go back to 2008, who was the last CBC member to stand by Hillary? Yep Corrine Brown, pay back is a bitch ain’t it? I guess Obama believes revenge is a dish best served cold. After all he needed her useful idiot ass and vote while he was in the WH, but on the way out the door she was of no use to him.

        Please don’t construe this as me defending her, I’m not. She has been shady forever. She used her congressional funds to pay family members and got away with it. If I remember correctly she bought her daughter a lincoln town car with our money too, on and on the list goes. She’s been investigated several times but always skated until now. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

        I bet Corrine knows a thing or two, wonder if she’s any good at singing? Sure beats 5 years in the big house.

        • Anthony says:

          She’ll sing. I’m mesmerized by her wig

          • Somebody says:

            My ex-SIL wirked for the attorney that sued over Corrine’s congressional district being gerrymandered. My SIL said when Corrine was on the stand testifying her head would move but her wig would remain facing straight ahead.

            SIL said it would have been OK but Corrine got that head bobbing angry black woman thing going. Her head would Bob but her wig didn’t. SIL said it was SOOO difficult to remain composed, she feared being cited for contempt and getting her boss in trouble. She said she was SO happy for recess, said she couldn’t stop laughing and barely got herself together to return.

          • Anthony says:

            Omg I’m dying lol. I’ve seen that on the subway and sometimes even have to run out and run to another car before I get to my stop. I just start giggling worse than Anderson Cooper

  6. lyn says:

    Anthony’s photo is the best!

  7. helenk3 says:

    this is nuts. why not have the information of possible future earning depending on what college courses you take?

    • 1539days says:

      We’ll probably end up with a bunch of MBAs that way.

      The only upside is maybe there’ll be enough of an engineer shortage I can get paid what I’m worth.

    • DeniseVB says:

      One of my BFF’s is an English major who worked as a city social worker for 35 years. Her only other option was to be an English teacher, but realized she didn’t care for kids that much. Plus the city had a better benefits package and retirement plan, more vacation and sick days and she never had to bring her work home with her. Priorities !

  8. helenk3 says:

    While franken is running around hoping that some woman does not make him look like Captain Hook, there are rallies today for Captain Underpants conyers.
    SMH

  9. Jadzia says:

    I lost it when I got to the BVM. Are you doing framed copies?

  10. Somebody says:

    Brilliant Anthony! I’m sure Franken’s office will be knocking your door down to come on board his re-election campaign! Let’s hope your work touches him in a special way!

  11. blowme0bama says:

    I franken spewwwwed my Diet Dr Pepper across my desk, asshole. LOLOL

  12. lateblum says:

    I just saw this as I was turning off my PC… Justices Ginsberg and Sotomeyor voted to leave the lower court’s decision stand.

    https://patch.com/us/white-house/s/gavu6/trump-travel-ban-can-be-fully-implemented-supreme-court-says?utm_source=alert-breakingnews&utm_medium=email&utm_term=weather&utm_campaign=alert

    • Did either of them dissent? Because I need more literary contortion in my diet.

      • lateblum says:

        Lola, I just returned… The reports that I heard on the radio said “there were 2 of obama’s judges who voted against the travel ban”. I didn’t know the judges could simply vote against something without writing a dissent. Does that happen? Granted, I was driving and paying closer attention to traffic. But that’s what I heard on the radio. I haven’t seen anything else, since I got home.

  13. mothy says:

    Anthony
    Great post very funny.

  14. mothy says:

    I love reading the post backwards on kindle. I don’t often see the name until I scroll up. I always get a laugh being able to ID jenlyntx. G o d bless you.

  15. helenk3 says:

    Anthony
    you do have a way of making your point memorable. I do not think we will ever forget groper franken and get these pictures out of our head.

  16. helenk3 says:

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/congress-stalling-trump-ambassadors-harming-u-s-effort-combat-n-korea-conduct-diplomacy/

    does congress have an understanding of just what their job entails? Sometimes I really wonder about this

  17. taw46 says:

    Just saw a little of MSNBC. They are really pushing the obstruction of justice charge, wondering what will happen when “they” (police, FBI, Congress??) go to arrest Trump, will the Secret Service protect him. I wish someone could make all these insane people disappear.

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    If you would like to watch the National Christmas Tree lighting from last week, it is on tonight at 7:00 pm, Hallmark Channel.

  22. OMG, I’m dying! I love you so much, Anthony! This is a fucking masterpiece!

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  24. DeniseVB says:

    Milo’s got the Bam Sedition tape, I haven’t seen it before, just the quotes……

  25. Dora says:

    ABC News president excoriates staff over Brian Ross’ Michael Flynn error

    Goldston noted that ABC News “spent this weekend getting absolutely pilloried as a news division for reporting fake news.”

    http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/04/media/abc-news-president-brian-ross-flynn-correction/index.html

  26. votermom says:

    Anthony, LMAO at your post.

  27. DeniseVB says:

    Love Dan…..

  28. Myiq2xu™ says:

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      • Anthony says:

        All of this #WINNING shit… exhausting. Need to pour a drink.

        • SHV says:

          Way OT but also winning was your recommendation of Port/Balsamic reduction. Tried it with Sous Vide Rib eyes and it was excellent. Al, the wife, made hers disappear before the cats knew what was happening!!

          • Anthony says:

            My nephew calls it ‘meat crack’ lol. Glad you enjoyed it. It’s good on its own but lends itself to tweaking really well. On Thanksgiving I started out with 4 oz of the port/balsamic mixture and at the last minute added about 1 oz of grade B raw maple syrup and 1/2 teaspoon of unsweetened cacao powder. Amazing.

  29. DeniseVB says:

    Snork……

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  38. helenk3 says:

    when the video is available Tucker’s opening statement is worth watching. also good interviews on out of control FBI

  39. mothy says:

    Off topic but netflix really annoys me when they lump foreign language shows with descriptions in English. I decide to watch something only to discover its subtitled. I’m not a complete philistine. Enjoy a foreign film, but netflix is background noise for me. Generally fall asleep with it. Reading doesn’t work.

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  41. helenk3 says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/12/04/joy-behar-admits-on-the-view-i-dont-want-trump-to-succeed/

    does the left have a clue that a failure of a president hurts the country? I know they thought that backtrack’s undermining of the country was the greatest thing since sliced bread. How do they benefit from a US president’s failure?
    it is a puzzlement

  42. taw46 says:

    Have any of you read this thread? A long one.

  43. mothy says:

    Did Hannity’s tick tock go boom yet?
    Anyone watch?

  44. Dora says:

    I hope this is true.

    ==

    SPY vs SPY: Mueller Yanks Comey’s Immunity Deal; Falling Out Between Former FBI Bosses Puts Comey in Danger

    https://truepundit.com/spy-vs-spy-mueller-yanks-comeys-immunity-deal-falling-out-between-former-fbi-bosses-puts-comey-in-danger/

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  47. Venus E. Lee says:

    I rolled on the floor when I saw the’up close & personal’ picture!

    Good job Anthony lol

  48. Myiq2xu™ says:

  49. mothy says:

    The only declared candidate for States Attorney in Baltimore has dropped out. She hasn’t said she’s running but looks like she will. Can she possibly win? Baltimore is a mess.

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  51. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I don’t know where I got the idea that Chelsea Handler isn’t funny.

  52. lyn says:

    ttps://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/937723229786996736

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  55. Dora says:

    Lots of R’s leaving their jobs and giving control of congress. back to D’s?

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  58. Dora says:

    Tucker had a good show last night.

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  60. DeniseVB says:

    I think Pelosi misspelled Democrat 😉

  61. Dora says:

    Enough Already!

    • CiscoKid says:

      Yea, but Sarah’s look is natural.
      No botox, nip and tucks, lipo and other assorted cosmetic procedures.
      I wonder how many layers of spackle Chelsea needs before she’s ready for the world.

  62. Myiq2xu™ says:

    If someone else wants to post something I won’t be posting anything for at least 8 hours.

    It is 28 degrees outside. I’m gonna build a big fire and hope for rescue.

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  64. Dora says:

    I don’t believe it. Or maybe I don’t want to.

  65. helenk3 says:

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-japan/japan-wants-missiles-with-enough-range-to-strike-north-korea-sources-idUSKBN1DZ0CH?il=0

    this is a big change. Japan wants missiles with enough range to strike NK

    rocket man might have pushed a little too far

  66. helenk3 says:

    just to get your day started on a good note

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  68. mothy says:

    Where is Lulu to set my mind at ease over Deutsche Bank?

  69. Anthony says:

    NEW POST UP!

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