Merry Humpmas Day!

I have a houseguest. Uncle Roy is here.

The cats are not happy.

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164 Responses to Merry Humpmas Day!

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

  2. Ann says:

    My son was wearing a Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party 1988 sweatshirt the other day… took me a second to get it. I need to watch some Christmas movies this weekend!

    • lyn says:

      I’ve tried to watch one recent Christmas film a night. Netflix’s “El Camino Christmas” was crazy but I liked it. Tim Allen was good.

    • John Denney says:

      I loved the cinematography in this one. Some parts were filmed in far northern Scandinavia in such extreme cold that they had a hard time keeping the lights, cameras, and even cables working; cables get very brittle in extreme cold. But the vistas on a bright, still day in extreme cold when all moisture has precipitated out of the air . . .

  3. Dora says:

    U.S. Regains The Ability To Identify Real National Security Threats

    Maybe Donald Trump is just not your type of guy, and certainly not the guy you would want to be President; but keep in mind who was the alternative. Before these things fade into the memory hole, bring back to mind a few of the wildly incompetent policies of the previous administration.

  4. Dora says:

    Meryl Streep has been claiming that she had “no idea” that Weinstein was a pig.

    Now posters are appearing around L.A.:

  5. taw46 says:

  6. DeniseVB says:

    She seems nice 😉

  7. CiscoKid says:

    I think the House passed the Tax bill again

  8. DeniseVB says:

    That’s our Prezzy 🙂

  9. taw46 says:

  10. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, here’s how my TCH “family” crazy mind works. I had heard a “Florida grandmother” died in that Mexico tour bus crash. It’s not Helen.

    • dm says:

      Having just returned from the Yucatan coast, I can tell you that highway is super busy, with virtually no stop lights. Tour bus traffic is consistent all day long…from the airport, dropping off at the resorts, going from resort to resort for excursions with u turns all along the road for traffic to cross to the other side.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      I miss Helen, She has not posted for several days. ❤

    • Anthony says:

      I IM’d her on FB this morning. Will keep you posted. I hope she’s out on a Christmas bender

  11. elliesmom says:

    My daughter got unwired! She still has some serious dental work ahead of her, but she doesn’t have to eat through a straw. Now I can think about a real Christmas dinner for her.

  12. Dora says:

  13. Dora says:

    More good news.

  14. Dora says:

  15. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Cousin Dick showed up to see Uncle Roy. Now I am entertaining two guys in their 70’s.

  16. Dora says:

    BREAKING: Due to Prosecutor Misconduct, Judge Declares Mistrial in Fed Case Against Cliven Bundy…

    Justice-time for Christmas !! Against revelations of egregious prosecutorial misconduct, and withholding Brady evidence from the defense, Chief U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro has declared a mistrial in the federal case against Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy.

  17. CiscoKid says:

    I hope I’m not violating any cut/paste rules, but it didn’t take long for Bernie to put out his doom and gloom msg. Scary e-mail😱😨😱 Of course there was a donation button.
    Friends of Bernie Sanders
    Sisters and Brothers –

    The wealthy and powerful in this country have never had it so good.

    While the very rich get richer and the middle class shrinks, the Republican majority has passed a deeply unpopular tax bill that would make income and wealth inequality much worse. This legislation, at the end of ten years, would provide 83 percent of the tax benefits to the top 1 percent and the largest corporations. Incredibly, 60 percent of the benefits would go to the top 1/10th of one percent. Meanwhile, by 2027, taxes on 92 million middle class households would increase. Further, 13 million people will lose their health insurance and premiums on the individual market will increase by 10 percent.

    Having passed this horrific legislation, the Republican leadership now wants to shut down Congress and head home for the Christmas break.

    Well, I respectfully disagree.

    Maybe, just maybe, before Congress adjourns for the holidays they should pay attention to the needs of the working families of our country and not just the billionaire class.

    Maybe, just maybe, before Congress goes home they might want to address the incredible anxiety that some 800,000 Dreamers are facing who are on the verge of losing their legal status, and face the possibility of deportation. Can you imagine being 20 years old, having spent virtually your entire life in the United States, and now worrying about being forced out of the only country you have ever known because of Trump’s incredibly ugly decision to repeal DACA? Despicable.

    Congress must act NOW to protect the Dreamers.

    The Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) and Community Health Centers, whose funding expired on September 30, must be reauthorized and fully funded. Before Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan shut down Congress for the holiday season tens of millions of Americans and their kids must be guaranteed that they will not be thrown off of the health insurance they currently have.

    Congress must act NOW to protect health care for children and working families.

    If Congress does not act now, 1.5 million workers and retirees in multi-employer pension plans could lose the pensions they were promised by up to 60 percent. People who have worked their entire lives for guaranteed pensions should not be forced to live in poverty because Congress broke the promise it made to them.

    Congress must act NOW to protect the earned pensions of 1.5 million American workers.

    While members of Congress return home for holiday celebrations, many people in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands will not be able to turn on their Christmas lights because they continue to have no electricity as a result of the devastation caused by the recent hurricanes. Congress must pass significant disaster relief to help the people of Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Texas and Florida.

    Congress must act NOW to provide financial disaster assistance to those communities hit hard by recent natural disasters.

    Sisters and brothers: Our message is simple. Congress cannot simply close shop, go home and leave millions of working people in desperate anxiety.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Dear Bernie

      Sell some of your many assets and pay for it yourself if you think is so critical. Quit asking people who earn their own keep and are living pay check to pay check to fund your socialist crap.

      And please quit calling people sisters and brothers likes some snake oil salesman posing as preacher at a tent revival. Oh – that;s right. You are a snake oil salesman. My bad.

  18. elliesmom says:

    I was talking on the air to my younger brother today. The radio station where he works was having a debate over the tax cuts. Call into the AM station if you’re against. The FM station if you’re for. Being the good little Democrat that he is, my brother is against, of course. He has no real estate taxes or mortgage interest to itemize so the increase in the standard deduction is going to give him as much of reduction in his tax bill as anyone in his tax bracket for that. Being a good big sister, I offered to match it if he returned his money from the tax cut to the government or donated it to the charity of his choice. Send me the receipt, and I’ll send them the same amount. He knew he was talking to his sister, but we didn’t disclose that. He was a good sport about the beating he took. I’m not the least bit concerned I’ll ever have to get my checkbook out, but it would be worth it to see him do it. While he’s OK with being virtuous with other people’s money, it’s different when it’s his. In all fairness, he doesn’t have a lot of money lying around, but this will be money he didn’t expect to have. It must suck to have a much older sister.

  19. taw46 says:

  20. taw46 says:

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  21. Dora says:

    I would say it was Mary Jo whose life was derailed.

  22. Myiq2xu™ says:

  23. Myiq2xu™ says:

    The entire Kennedy clan is just white trash with money.

  24. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Andrew Montoya, 25, of Longmont, Colorado, got a letter from the state government last month notifying him that his three daughters ― Audrey, 8, Katrina, 5, and Scarlett, 3 ― might wind up uninsured because of Congress’ inaction.

    “They need to stop playing politics with our kids,” said Montoya, an attorney at an organization that provides assistance to people with disabilities.

    Montoya and his wife, Nicole, were both uninsured for most of their lives before the Affordable Care Act became law and they qualified for tax credits to reduce their monthly premiums. CHIP is called Child Health Plan Plus in Colorado.

    “We qualify because my income working as an attorney for a nonprofit organization is not very high,” Montoya said.

    He ran the numbers and discovered that adding his daughters to his health insurance policy would increase the cost by $450 to $650 a month, which he can’t afford on his salary. Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper (D) has asked the state legislature to fund CHIP until Congress acts.

    According to my math he became a father at 17. Maybe he should have waited until he was out of law school and working a job with good insurance before he started making babies. Why are we subsidizing his life choices?

    • Lulu says:

      He has chosen a low paying job. He probably “works” very little. He needs to step it up, find a non-virtue signalling job and earn a living for himself and all of his “dependents” like other people.

    • John Denney says:

      Call my cynical, but I can’t help but wonder what the CEO of his non-profit makes.

    • SHV says:

      ““We qualify because my income working as an attorney for a nonprofit organization is not very high,”
      Wonder if he couldn’t pass the Bar Exam and is working as a legal assistant.

    • John Denney says:

      And here I thought lawyers were smart.

  25. Myiq2xu™ says:

    The elections are over you say? Stop being bitter, you say? We need to work together, you say? Fuck you and fuck everyone who said there was no difference between Clinton and Trump. Here is a running list of things that have happened that Clinton most certainly would not have done.

    1.) agitated for or signed this fucking tax monstrosity
    2.) signed anything allowing drilling in ANWR
    3.) Appointed Neil Gorsuch
    4.) appointed Jeff Sessions
    5.) jammed the judiciary with wingnuts appointed to lifetime positions
    6.) shrunk our national monuments
    7.) moved our embassy to Jerusalem
    8.) gutted the State department

    9.) told the truth

    • Lulu says:

      He seems stressed. I bet fifty bucks he gets a tax break with this new tax bill. He could donate it to all of the above “causes” but he will probably spend it on potato chips and twinkies.

    • CiscoKid says:

      Of course HRC would have never done those things.
      She wanted to continue Obama’s continued destruction of America.
      President Trump wants to MAGA.

    • John Denney says:

      That’s why we voted for him and not her.

    • elliesmom says:

      I don’t know anybody who believed there was no difference between Trump and Clinton. I know people who weren’t sure Trump was “Republican enough”, but not indistinguishable from Clinton.

  26. Venus E. Lee says:

  27. SHV says:

    “Dear Obama’s Legacy…”
    Just started getting e-mails from Dem. politicians asking for money so they can save Obama’s Legacy, (from evil Trump).

    • CiscoKid says:

      Had one earlier from Comrade Bernie with doom and gloom in the future now that the tax bill is passed.
      The end of the e-mail LEDs to a contribute button.
      I not how the hell he/they got my e-mail address, but I strongly suspect my brother and sil, both Obama and HRC supporters.

  28. Dora says:

  29. Venus E. Lee says:

    I was behind Trump as an FU to the establishment who wanted ‘Bush v. Clinton 2.0’ but hand to God, I now love this man

    • CiscoKid says:

      The UN hates America and everything we stand for.
      Now that we’re on the way to resuming our national strength the UN wants to play fuck-around.
      Why support the UN when they don’t support us.?
      Don’t give them any more money, they won’t survive w/o our money.

    • swanspirit says:

      He is so awesome. I love him too. But I adore Melania.😎

    • taw46 says:

      I loved him when he came down that escalator and started talking about stopping illegal immigration. I couldn’t believe it, he went there! But the FU to everyone, oh yeah, that too.

  30. taw46 says:

  31. Venus E. Lee says:

    My sentiments exactly:

    • CiscoKid says:

      Speaking of California this list of Rinos who voted no on the tax bill shouldn’t surprise you
      Except for North Carolina, all East & West coast elites.
      Dana Rohrabacher of California
      Darrell Issa of California
      Walter B. Jones of North Carolina
      Frank A. LoBiondo of New Jersey
      Christopher H. Smith of New Jersey
      Leonard Lance of New Jersey
      Rodney Frelinghuysen of New Jersey
      Lee Zeldin of New York
      Peter T. King of New York
      Dan Donovan of New York
      John J. Faso of New York
      Elise Stefanik of New York

  32. taw46 says:

    • taw46 says:

      • Lulu says:

        DoJ tells cmte “McCabe will not be in a position to discuss matters that are within the scope of the investigation of Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III.”
        That is the second marathon hearing for Bobo McCabe this week. They will take turns blowing him (Dems) and beating him with a baseball bat (Repubs). I would guess Sessions doesn’t want to let Congressman Jordan get off into stuff the OIG is going to recommend for prosecution (or tip Bobo off that they have on him) such as many, many Hatch Act violations or where Bobo stashed Hillary’s bribe money.

    • Lulu says:

      Any FEDERAL employee who says “I can’t remember!” should be forced to file for disability due to BRAIN DAMAGE (as well as sent home on sick leave because they obviously are too brain damaged to work) and when their claim is denied because THEY HAVE NO PROVABLE BRAIN DAMAGE then fired. Why are brain damaged people running YUGE agencies?

  33. CiscoKid says:

    Damn, no Dem is not letting this pass as another opportunity to put the arm on you.
    e-mail, again, this time again from Nancy.
    She needs $150K before midnight.

    From: Nancy Pelosi
    Subject: Mitch McConnell just passed:
    Date: December 20, 2017

    I emailed on Monday.
    I emailed yesterday.
    And I’m emailing again today.

    Because this moment requires immediate action from every single grassroots Democrat.

    I just witnessed Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell land their first major victory of the Trump Presidency.

    I refuse to let them keep their seats in 2O18. So I’ve instructed my team to launch nationwide, rapid-response ads exposing Republicans to every undecided voter.

    I urgently need $15O,OOO before midnight to fund these critical ads and get them running before the holidays.

    Can I count on your $1?

    Chip in $1 immediately >>

    Chip in $35 immediately >>

    Chip in $50 immediately >>

    Chip in $100 immediately >>

    Chip in $250 immediately

  34. taw46 says:

  35. Venus E. Lee says:

  36. Venus E. Lee says:

    These people are insane!

    • CiscoKid says:


      Terry McGlynn

      I don’t want a tax cut.
      I want maintained bridges
      I want less infant mortality
      I want well-paid teachers
      I want federally funded science
      I want my social security back
      I want clean water
      I want natural parks intact
      I want renewable energy
      I don’t want a tax cut
      Again, proof that liberalism is a mental disease.

  37. Underwhelmed says:

    Melbourne just hit with a terrorist attack. Multiple injuries, including a critical baby. Car as weapon. Your prayers would be appreciated.

  38. Dora says:

    Sometimes I feel like I’m living inside a science fiction novel. This is just plain weird.


    Woman gives birth to girl whose embryo was frozen a year after mom was born

    KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — A 26-year-old Tennessee woman has given birth to a healthy girl born of a frozen embryo almost as old as she is.

    Emma Wren Gibson was born Nov. 25 after the fertilized egg that became her spent more than 24 years cooled to very low temperatures in a process called cryopreservation.

  39. Dora says:

    This is infuriating!


    Campus Leftists Tear Down Kate Steinle Posters at UC San Diego

    Left-wing students at the University of California San Diego were caught on video tearing down posters featuring the late Kate Steinle, the 32-year-old who was killed by an illegal alien in “sanctuary city” San Francisco in 2015.

    But instead of punishing them for violating free speech rights, the university’s Office for the Prevention of Harassment & Discrimination is reportedly investigating Gregory Lu, the student who put up the posters, for “bias.”

  40. Lulu says:

    Christmas tree syndrome:
    “But real trees can trigger an allergic reaction with symptoms that can include: wheezing, coughs, congestion, sore eyes and potentially life-threatening asthma attacks.”
    Over twenty years ago my daughter and I got so sick during Christmas that BOTH of us landed in the ER. Steroids, anti-biotics, and a breathing thingie for me were prescribed. We both had allergy testing after we got a little better and it was mold on cut real Christmas trees that starts forming as soon as they are cut that was the culprit. Now only FAKE trees and I vacuum it for dust before it goes up in my house.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I’ve been telling people for years that if you’re sick over the holidays it may be your real tree. We figured it out when bought our first artificial tree so we can keep it up longer. Nobody got the crud over the holidays after that. It was a Christmas Miracle 😀

      • elliesmom says:

        I love a real tree, and every few years I leave the fake one in the box. I get contact dermatitis from touching the real tree so I have to wear long sleeves and gloves to decorate it and take it down. I’ve tried buying different varieties of tree, but it doesn’t seem to make a lot of difference. The guy who runs the local tree farm watched my arm break out when I helped him tie the tree into our trunk a couple of years ago. I took my gloves off to tie the rope. He suggested it might be something that gets sprayed on the trees since I have no problem with “wild” trees. Since no one else ever steps up to the plate to take the tree down, I make the decision about which kind of tree we’ll have every year. This year I dragged the tree up from the basement.

    • lateblum says:

      Vacuuming the fake tee before putting it up is a great idea. The dust, dust mites, and loose “needles” all contribute to the sneezing and coughing that happens when I put the tree up. The contact dermatitis from the real evergreen trees is what ultimately made me buy a fake tree. Plus, I can take the tree down whenever I feel like it.

  41. Dora says:

    Remember now, no red, no green. You can’t sing Jingle Bells anymore either. It was found to be racist somehow. But have a Happy Christmas Season anyway.

    The University of Minnesota cited Santa and ‘red and green’ colors as examples of ‘religious iconography’ that were inappropriate.

    • lateblum says:

      I’m finding the University of Minnesota and other ‘institutions of higher learning’ to be offensive and inappropriate in the extreme.

  42. DeniseVB says:

    While we were sleeping…..

  43. Dora says:

    • Lulu says:

      Doesn’t almost everyone of “Afghan” descent have mental problems? What we in the west consider mental problems they consider “culture”? “had knives in bag” and running over people is just another day to Afghans.

  44. Dora says:

    They won’t allow the Muslims to invade their country, so they have to be punished.


    • Anthony says:

      So should we deduce that EU leadership is an arm of the Muslim Brotherhood? Brussels better watch it. I have clients in Poland. They don’t play.

      • Lulu says:

        Then their will be a Pol-exit, then an Hung-exit, then a Czech-exit, and Balkan-exit and then Italy and Greece like dominoes and the UK will yank all the money that keep the technocrats afloat with a “hard” Brexit. Even the Irish are cutting up with the Soros shit going on there. The Germans want the Deutsche Mark back. It is all going to hell.

        • Anthony says:

          My clients in Poland and Romania have been saying that this like a rerun of the nazi and communist oppression and they’re ready to kick their (EU) asses too to remind them that they’re just not having it. Wonder if that will finally make US news? Personally, I would be surprised if it gets any coverage at all.

          • Lulu says:

            The implosion of the EU is of course an anathema to what the US, really the entire world NWO’s, media, and elites want to admit or spread around. Soros is reduced to piddling with the Irish constitution. How far they have fallen. They are in a YUGE money crunch. I understand the eastern Europeans looking at the fascist scourge but this is really more like Spain fighting the Reformation and the beginning of what became parliamentary democracy. Spain wanted to be the big dog, and take everyone’s money and impose a really horrible form of Roman Catholicism (corrupt as hell, micromanaging, cruel, absolute monarchy and idiotically repulsive) on the rest of Europe. They got wars everywhere as Europe rebelled and bankrupted them. Merkel is like Phillip II in that she just wants to save your soul, torture you to make you “good” AND take all your money.

  45. Dora says:

    Nikki Haley takes on world government

    Could Nikki Haley emerge as our Joan of Arc in the struggle against the folly of world government? It’s starting to look that way as America gets set to mark the centenary of the League of Nations.

  46. Anthony says:

    Ben Shapiro is developing quite a sense of humor…

  47. Dora says:

    Star NYT Reporter Won’t Be Fired After Sexual Misconduct Claims

    The New York Times said Glenn Thrush had acted “offensively” but he did not deserve to be fired.

  48. Dora says:

    I love Huckabee. 🙂

  49. mothy says:

    Can the header picture with sour pussed dims be retired?

  50. DeniseVB says:

    New fresh baked open thread up right out of the oven 😀

  51. Dora says:

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