Monthly Archives: January 2018

A #FakeNews Nothingburger

I may have to use Mom’s parental lock to block her from watching ABC News anymore. I go over there and she’s watching David Muir spread this manure: Trump asked deputy attorney general if he was part of his team: … Continue reading

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Wednesday Schadenboner Open Thread

I haven’t had this much fun since the night Trump was elected.

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HumpDay Morning Quarterbacking

This is Anthony’s excellent post-SOTU piece.  A little Monday Morning Quarterbacking, Thursday edition: Yes, it was a great and inspirational SOTU. A lot of powerful statements, stories of American grit, etc. but I think the greatest accomplishment of the SOTU … Continue reading

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Post-SOTU T.O.O.T. – Was It Good For You Too, Nancy?

See y’all mañana, bananas!

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The MAGA SOTU

This could be the first SOTU with a body count.

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Pre-SOTU Open Thread

The clip above is the official CNN YouTube version of the interview between Nasty Nancy and Chris Cuomo impersonating a journalist. The actual interview was much longer, and you have to watch it to really appreciate how awful it was. … Continue reading

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50 Years Ago Today – The Tet Offensive

I was seven years old. In late January, 1968, during the lunar new year (or “Tet”) holiday, North Vietnamese and communist Viet Cong forces launched a coordinated attack against a number of targets in South Vietnam. The U.S. and South … Continue reading

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I Usually Hate Mondays

The bloodletting begins. FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe ‘Removed’ From The Bureau Top FBI official Andrew McCabe has been “removed” from his post as deputy director, Fox News is told, leaving the bureau after months of conflict-of-interest complaints from Republicans … Continue reading

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Grammy Hillary

Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance at last night’s Grammy Awards. Apparently they told her she would be giving her first SOTU address and then they handed her that debunked tabloid trash by Michael Wolff and told her to read … Continue reading

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S.N.O.T.

I hope this holds y’all until Tuesday.

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Oh the hell with it open thread

One’s an America hating Muslim, the other is Louis Farrakhan pic.twitter.com/thSNB8KEqI — Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) January 25, 2018 Irony: Democrats justify open immigration by pointing to 100-150 years ago when millions of immigrants flooded into America. Democrats also point to … Continue reading

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Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day!

Above is the movie version of the execution of Amon Goeth, the homicidal Nazi commandant in Schindler’s List. Below is the real thing. It took the Russkies Poles three tries to get it right. If you want something to think … Continue reading

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Protecting Against Shoplifters Is Racist

Gloria Allred says so. California Woman Sues Walmart for Racism over Products in Locked Cases A California woman is suing Walmart, claiming that the store’s policy to lock certain products subject to a higher rate of shoplifting inside glass cases … Continue reading

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Fuzzy Friday Overnight Thread

I’m feeling kinda fuzzy.

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Trump Rocks Davos

Today’s top story? Trump wanted to fire Mueller, but he didn’t. Which somebody who was there told somebody who wasn’t there who told a reporter who told everybody. And Trump denies it, so you know it must be true. I … Continue reading

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No, Trump Did Not Sell Us Out

The Offer: President Donald Trump on Monday will propose a pathway to citizenship for 1.8 million undocumented immigrants brought to the U.S. as children — a key concession to Democrats that he hopes will win their support for a massive … Continue reading

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O-Tay! Open Thread

It looks like sweet, innocent Taylor is gone and dat bad bitch T-Swift has taken her place.

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Trump Receives Royal Welcome In Davos

And he didn’t stop to pose for any selfies. I said this in the last thread: They treated Obama like a celebrity. They are treating Trump like a king. In other news: In unscripted remarks to the press on Thursday, … Continue reading

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S.H.I.T.

The power went out last night so I had to watch television by candlelight. I am proud to announce that I am less than 3 lbs from making my end-of-year weight loss goal. That’s all I got. Why don't beltway … Continue reading

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W.O.O.T.

Here’s a clean thread to play with.

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