Happy Hump Day

Mom is driving me nuts. She should not be driving a car at all anymore. She disagrees. My sis and me are discussing options. Pretty much all of them involve more work for me.

In other news, weed is legal in California, but good luck finding a place to buy it. I made inquiries into licensing, and I would only need about $150,000 to apply, including a $10,000 non-refundable application fee and $120,000 in cash reserves to guarantee I could pay the 1st year’s sales taxes. I’m pretty sure I have that much cash in my other mattress.

Anthony and Huma have called off the divorce. It turns out they might need that spousal privilege against testifying.

Last but not least, Hillary will still never be President.



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221 Responses to Happy Hump Day

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Sadly, if you turn in your spouse for any crime, if you’re dependent on them for income, you’re screwed either way. You have to live with the asshole, or you starve. Lose-Lose.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        Sounds like a problem we should throw some money at.

        • DeniseVB says:

          Years ago, a wife of an asshole under my dh’s command, came to him about her husband sexually abusing their two young sons and asked him for help to make it stop. Dh sent her over to NCIS. Boom, bada-bing, the guy was investigated, indicted, convicted, and probably still in jail. Wifey lost everything. A couple of years after that, the wife blamed my dh for her woes. I don’t think he ever got over that. Felt guilty he did the right thing by protecting the kids, yet thinking, it still destroyed a family.

          • elliesmom says:

            As a teacher, I was a mandatory reporter. When you report a child is being abused, you know it usually means he or she will be removed from the home and put into foster care. Because you also have foster kids in your class, you know what a crap shoot that is. You know you’re required by law to notify children’s services, but you’re never really sure the child’s life is going to improve.

          • DeniseVB says:

            My dh’s situation was in the 80’s and I know it’s still a problem 30+ years later. So sad.

          • Myiq2xu™ says:

            Even worse, once you make the report the kid will probably be gone from your class forever and you never find out what happened.

          • swanspirit says:

            He didn’t destroy he family. The family structure was a facade. He saved the kids from further abuse.

          • DeniseVB says:

            You and I know that, but the wife/mom came back to blame him for destroying her life. Ouch.

          • votermom says:

            it’s easier to blame your dh than herself for bad choices

          • He didn’t destroy anyone’s family; the asshole father destroyed his own family. If the wife blames DH, that’s on her, and shows you why she was with the asshole father in the first place.

          • 49erDweet says:

            Yeah. Ya gotta take the long view. Speaking of which, Klown check out Special Drive Tests at a local CA Driver Safety Office. Mom might just need a restriction or two, like Daytime Only or Only in a Radius of a Mile (or Two) from Home. DS will then follow her record and re-examine her every year or so. They’re pretty good at calling it and can help take the pressure off you ‘kids’.

  2. blowme0bama says:

    Gorilla Channel banner wins!

  3. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Russ Limburger:

    You’ve heard the old adage, “At this level, you have to give people reasons to vote for you,” and the Democrats don’t have any right now. Their sole reason for existing is resisting Trump. Their sole reason for having people vote for them is they are gonna be the way we get rid of Trump. And they’re making a major miscalculation assuming that’s what a majority of Americans want.
    If Trump has another successful month or two, the Democrats are gonna be in more trouble than they will probably be able to figure out. I think some of them know way deep down in the deep, dark crevices of their tiny little soul that they cannot politically survive a successful Trump presidency. At one time I think they thought they could. No matter what Trump did, good or bad, I think they thought they’d be able to get rid of him ’cause people hate Trump ’cause he’s barbarian, he’s a pig, because he’s not smart, he’s stupid, he can’t put two sentences together.
    Oh, that’s the latest from Wolff. “Yeah, Trump can’t put two sentences together.” Here’s a guy that did four rallies a day, hour and a half each with no notes. And he can’t put two sentences together. Meanwhile, over here, the smartest woman in the world, Hillary Clinton, could barely stand up for an hour and a half, much less speak without a teleprompter. And yet Hillary is the smartest woman in the world and Obama’s the smartest guy in the world and Trump is this idiot who is outperforming them all any measure you care to make.
    And I think there’s some Democrats deep down very aware of this. And they know that it’s gonna be really tough for them if Trump has another month or two of success. ‘Cause at some point this stupid book is gonna be forgotten. Everything has a life span except Trump. Trump’s always gonna be there. The Wolff book’s gonna die down, it’s gonna fade away and they’re gonna have to come up with some replacement for it.

  4. helenk3 says:

    things like this never cease to amaze me

  5. helenk3 says:


    US demands release of Iran’s political prisoners after reports of torture

  6. helenk3 says:

    There has to be a special place in hell for these bastards. I want them to suffer every second of every minute for the rest of their useless lives


  7. helenk3 says:


    Assange gets Ecadorian passport.
    will this give him the right to travel to other countries and be safe, or is he restricted to Ecuador?

  8. Myiq2xu™ says:

    When I started blogging I was online about 16-20 hours every day and I was rarely away from the keyboard for more than 2 hrs at a time. I was up-to-date on everything and had plenty of time to write.

    Now I spend less than half as much time online. I can barely keep up with checking the news and reading my favorite writers. Sometimes I feel guilty because I’m gone from here so much these days.

    • helenk3 says:

      driving to work one night at a RR crossing there was a passenger train, a car and a man on horseback. I wished that I had a camera to take picture that show the progress of transportation

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        The science/art of sailing was developed over thousands of years. Then just as we had pretty much perfected it steamships came along. Now people only sail for fun.

  9. Dora says:

    If I was going, I’d wear a bright red dress!


    Democratic congresswomen will wear Golden Globe-style black outfits to Trump’s State of the Union in support of women who have been sexually harassed


  10. Myiq2xu™ says:

  11. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This from a guy who would praise the aroma of Obama’s farts.

  12. Myiq2xu™ says:


  13. taw46 says:

    Ooh boy, our President is headed to Davos later this month. First time we have had a President there in 20 years. Ought to be fun, wonder if we will get to see any of him confronting the globalists?


  14. Myiq2xu™ says:

  15. 1539days says:

  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • lyn says:

      That sounds about right. It’s too bad Democrats know how to brainwash people to hate.

      • Lulu says:

        If Bronco’s gang spied on Trump they spied on everyone else too. Even their “friends”. We know they spied on the media. I’m sure they spied on business people and anyone else they wanted to extort, punish, control, etc. I think they don’t understand this because they are stupid.

  17. Dora says:

    Oh Please!


    More than 100 business leaders sign letter urging Congress to protect ‘Dreamers’

  18. Dora says:

    Hannity is talking about this tonight.

  19. lyn says:

  20. Dora says:

    Mueller Adds DOJ’s Controversial Kim DotCom Cyber Prosecutor to Trump Investigation


    • SHV says:

      I checked her status at Connecticut Med Board yesterday and no CT license since May 2015. Listed as renewal pending…something smells!!

  21. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Anthony says:

      Her level of denial is chilling. She will go to her grave crazed and embittered, refusing to ever believe President Trump was legitimately elected. I wish her good health and a long life lol.

  22. SHV says:

    “”For the record, there is nothing in the dossier that has been proven untrue.
    That is bullshit….Michael Cohen never traveled to Prague, for example.

    • lyn says:

      How do you prove lies?

    • lyn says:

      Also, why are the lefties obsessed with Hillary’s dossier on Trump again?

      • taw46 says:

        Why just the other week they said the dossier had nothing to do with the investigation, it was the Australian ambassador that started it. Hard to keep up with them.

        • lyn says:

          Well, you have. 😉

          • Lulu says:

            As the date for the DOJ-OIG document dump creeps up (Jan 15) we see the shit or go blind stage of freaking out. And DiFi’s “genius” leak of Fusion GPS owner/turd Simpson’s testimony to the committee she squats on only ensures that Simpson and Steele, Christoper Steele, MI6 00Zero will get stuck with libel verdicts to pay out in London. Hillary through law offices through Simpson through Steele PAID Russians for shit-talk to give to the FBI and intelligence agencies to contravene the Fourth Amendment to slime Trump. And he won anyway. How stupid are they? Very.

      • 49erDweet says:

        It’s like a dog returning to it’s vomit…

  23. elliesmom says:

    I just saw an ad for “The Post”. “The suspense will keep you on the edge of your seat.” Maybe if you’re too young or not at all interested in history. Or they changed the ending. It brought back memories of my son and one of his first girlfriends leaving our house to go to the movies to see “Titanic”. As they were leaving, I yelled after them, “By the way, the boat sinks.” She turned to him and said, “I like your mom, but why did she have to spoil the end of the movie?”

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      How much suspense could there be? Ellsworth gifted portions of the papers to several news outlets. The only “investigation” was reporters trying to verify that they were authentic. The NYT broke the story 5 days before WaPo. There was no moral dilemma.

      They were more worried about getting sued and getting hoaxed than they were about getting arrested. When nothing happened to the NYT they jumped on the bandwagon.

      Katherine Graham got her success the old fashioned way – she inherited it.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        The impact of the PP is debatable. The papers proved that former administrations (mostly JFK and LBJ) had lied about Vietnam, but they really just confirmed what people already knew – we were losing a war we shouldn’t even be in. The fact is most people (and most reporters) never bothered to read all the papers, they just relied on what was reported.

        JFK was dead and sainted, LBJ was gone to Texas. Nixon was POTUS. Troops were starting to come back from Nam. 1968 was a bad memory. People just wanted to move on. The Manson Family was in the news.

        In the end, nobody went to prison and nothing changed.

        • Propertius says:

          “Nixon was POTUS. Troops were starting to come back from Nam.”

          I realize that you’re a bit younger than I am and was therefore probably not paying as much attention to such things as I was back then, but your timeline is a little bit off. The papers were published late in June of 1971. Yes, troop levels had declined from their peak by then but there were still over 150,000 American troops in Vietnam at that time.The last draftee was sent to Vietnam in December, 1972. The Paris Accords ending direct US involvement weren’t signed until January of 1973. There were US combat ground troops (many of them conscripted) in Vietnam for a year and a half after the papers were published,

          The last draft lottery was held in 1972 for men to be conscripted in 1973, but nobody was called up from that final lottery. If there had been a 1973 lottery (for men to be drafted in 1974), I’d have been subject to it.

          Draft registration (and assignment of draft priorities) continued until April, 1975 – which was about the time that I lost my draft card, dutifully went to the Selective Service office to report it, and found the office permanently closed.

          The last American soldier killed in Vietnam was Kelton Rena Turner, who was killed during the evacuation of Saigon on May 15, 1975 – nearly four years after the Pentagon Papers were published.

          • elliesmom says:

            I was in college from 1969-1973. and I had a job working for the Army processing the paperwork for student deferments. There was a high expectation the Pentagon Papers were going to have a big impact, but it was a fizzle. The military guys I worked for were all recently returned from Vietnam, and they were more concerned about precedents being set than what the papers contained. The guys I was processing paperwork for had high hopes the draft would be over before they graduated, which for my class came true, and the PP had nothing to do with it. It was my first real lesson in press hype. My disillusionment started there and was totally complete with Al Capone’s vault. I don’t think I’ve waited with excitement for anything the press has hyped since, including the regular high pitched fever over the latest Snowmageddon.
            The BFF asked me if I was going to see “The Post”. I know she was hoping to get me into a rant over Meryl Streep who she adores. Instead, she got “I can’t imagine a more boring movie.”

  24. Myiq2xu™ says:

    How bad is that book? They are letting MegMac polish up her “conservative” credentials at his expense.

  25. Lulu says:

    ” Here’s one thing even Republicans negotiating an immigration deal agree on: Trump aide Stephen Miller is hurting their chances of getting anything done.”

    “They blame him for insisting the administration gets approval for an unrealistic number of immigration policies in exchange for protections for young people brought into the country illegally as children. They loathe his intensity when delivering his hardline views. And they accuse him of coordinating with outside advocacy groups that oppose their efforts.”

    Miller is Jeff Sessions’ guy. Trump loves him. Miller thinks and talks faster than anyone in the White House other than Trump. Of course they don’t like him. Duh.

  26. Dora says:

    Tell how someone who has only worked off the government dole her entire life, has a net worth nearly 80 million.


  27. Dora says:

    A shake up.

  28. Dora says:

    Did she really think up this excuse by herself?


    Dianne Feinstein Says A ‘Bad Cold’ May Have ‘Slowed Down’ Her Mental Faculties

    • Anthony says:

      She should retire. I don’t know ANYONE who gets brain dead because of a cold. #Sneaky as all hell.

  29. Dora says:

  30. Dora says:

    Not a good idea.

  31. DeniseVB says:

    Her home is fine, people familiar with the area said she was slogging through a neighborhood that was actually hit hard. There was “some” mud on her $50 million property though, po’Noprah 😉

  32. DeniseVB says:

    If you ever wanted to “talk back” to those recipe videos………

  33. lyn says:


    • lyn says:

      “What was the most brilliant aspect of the President Trump meeting on DACA? Was it President Trump holding a telecast negotiation of the type Barack Obama promised but never delivered? Was it President Trump displaying his mastery of issues and command of all the losers around the negotiating table? Was it President Trump using befuddled Big Media like a ten cent whore, to visually refute the Wolfe book with a believe your eyes and watch a stable genius at work? No, we think it was President Trump using the squirrels to “normalize” himself.”

  34. Dora says:

    Obama doesn’t take criticism well. I have a feeling he will just ignore them.


    Obama Presidential Center under fire over mounting costs and ‘socially regressive’ plans that don’t benefit the city economically

    A slew of professors at the University of Chicago have signed a letter detailing their concerns regarding the plans for the upcoming Obama Presidential Center.


    • taw46 says:

      As one of the comments points out, this is not a Presidential library, just a shrine to Obama.

      • lyn says:

        😀 What did they expect? Obama was only out for Obama. His ever-growing riches are proof.

      • Cisco says:

        I was thinking a temple to Obama where he can be worshipped.
        And that is one butt ugly building.
        Here’s a better one.
        🕌 or 🕋

        • lateblum says:

          That’s funny. I was thinking they would ultimately design a minaret-like tower. And they still may do it once the actual construction has begun. It would be a real bait-and-switch. Just like bronco bama was.
          I think some of the design of the new tower is an homage to the Baha’i temple in Wilmette. That is one of the most beautiful buildings in North America.

      • lateblum says:

        Yesterday (Tuesday) the SunTimes reported that the new design of the tall tower – first planned to be short and squat and square – was intended to “tell our (bronco’s) story”.
        So I guess a tall tower is necessary to tell the tall tale will be more accurate.
        The design really is quite wonderful imho. Too bad it doesn’t accurately reflect the ugliness of the Obamas and the 8 years of his presidency.

  35. Myiq2xu™ says:

  36. Dora says:

    A day that will live in infamy!

  37. DeniseVB says:

    I think (Norway Prime Minister) Erna is a little heavier than Hillary but couldn’t help to notice how much more stylish Erna is in this photo. Perhaps a “softer, gentler” look would have worked better in Hill’s favor? It’s like she didn’t even try on some days, she thought she had it in the bag! 😀

  38. Dora says:

    I wish I had a subscription to Time so that I could cancel it.

    • taw46 says:

      Oops, sorry. Already posted that one, meant to post this tweet:

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  40. elliesmom says:

    Before the weekend climate alarmists point to the New England temperatures as a indicator of global whatever, we are experiencing what is known as “the January Thaw”. After the first frost in the fall, most years we have a brief return to summer-like weather. The Native Americans predicted its coming to the Pilgrims and told them it was a last chance to prepare for winter. It would be known forever after as “Indian Summer”, and if the timing is right, it’s a great boon to the fall foliage tourist industry. Likewise, after a dip in temperatures to the uncomfortably cold, we have a brief respite in January when it’s not unusual for the temps to go well into the 50’s, which we’re headed to this weekend. Some years an errant crocus or two peeks out in confusion. This thaw was also described by the Pilgrims and Puritans in the 1600’s. None of this is unusual or reason for alarm unless the Native Americans had too big a carbon footprint 400 years ago.

    • lateblum says:

      Local “meteorologists” are referring to our current coupe days waaaay above normal as “the January thaw”. Nothing abnormal or climate crisis-like about it. lol

    • Lulu says:

      Please notice that most climate alarmists are either complete history illiterates or think the world began when they were born. Unfortunately that covers quite a lot of people today. Not only don’t they not know anything about anything but they don’t want to either.

  41. taw46 says:

  42. Dora says:

    Watch out for black ice.

  43. Dora says:

    I admire Janice Dean. She is one brave lady.


    Janice Dean: Dear viewer, MS taught me that my big strong legs are not ugly, they’re a blessing

    I get a few rude comments on my Facebook page from time to time, like the one below, that I’ve decided to share with everyone:

    “Dear Janice please stop allowing fox to dress you in those short skirts. They are not flattering on you. Your an attractive lady, love the 80’s hair, but your legs are distracting every time you walk on screen.”


  44. lateblum says:

    This might have been posted when I wasn’t looking. But I only just saw it. It speaks to the psychiatrist two met with the democrats to address PDJT’s mental health.

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