Hump Day Open Thread

I’m supposed to say something funny and clever here.

What hump?

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168 Responses to Hump Day Open Thread

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Once again we find ourselves asking, “What did the President know and when did he know it?”

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    If they reboot The Waltons will they call it “The Real Hillbillies of Walton’s Mountain?”

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    • lyn says:

      Racism is OK when we do it.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Didn’t they try that for Wonder Woman’s “Women Only” showing til some rascally men on the right bought tickets anyhow. I think you can rent out theaters for special events, but you can’t deny the public showings. Special Greg and I are usually the only white folk in the Madea movies, haven’t been stomped on yet. 😉

      I remember seeing the first showing of the first SATC movie, which was sold out. We counted FOUR men in the audience. Whenever one walked in, a lot of ladies would stand up and cheer them. Poor guys, but great sports!

    • Miranda says:

      As I understand it, ‘Wakanda’, the county in Black Panther, is located in Africa, but is surrounded and concealed by a dome, which also makes the entire country invisible. Inside, it’s all flying cars and high tech, while outside, it’s dirt floors and Boko Haram.

      Sounds like quite a wall build!

      Anyway, I have no plans to see it. I gave up on Marvel a while back.

    • swanspirit says:

      O fucking no. Can we got 300 people who identify as African American to attend?

  6. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Babylon Bee:

    In anticipation of Cecile Richards’ resignation as president of Planned Parenthood, the organization has been circulating internally a memo discussing several possible candidates to replace the long-time leader of the abortion provider. This list was leaked Wednesday by an unknown source.

    “We all know Queen Cecile is going to leave some huge pink heels to fill,” the document said. “There’s a VERY short list of people in all of human history who have so ruthlessly and efficiently slaughtered millions. But we must find her replacement, and move forward toward our Final Solution. The machine must not slow!”

    The memo provides a list of notable people who could possibly fill Richards’ soon-to-be vacant position, along with company notes providing their reasoning for and thoughts about each nominee:

    The Mind Flayer from Stranger Things – This 50-story-tall shadow monster seems to have everything we need in a leader: he can control people’s minds, he feeds on helpless humans, and he controls an army of monsters. Really seems to fit with our company culture. Recommend shortlisting.

    Kim Jong-un – Pros: no qualms with killing the unborn, good at manipulating the media, doesn’t have any hang-ups on oppressing the weak and helpless. Cons: None that we can see.
    Cecile Richards’ true demonic form – When Cecile resigns and sheds her meat suit, why not bring back her true demonic form as president? Might be a bad look for us, but it will show transparency and honesty which will play well with our supporters. (Could make for a lit hashtag/social media campaign—#TheRealCecile perhaps?)

    A wrought iron scythe dripping in blood – Maybe too on the nose? But still, having a symbol of our annual harvest of hundreds of thousands of humans could be inspiring to the clinics. Let’s mull on it.

    Kermit Gosnell – Yes, he’s in prison, but organized crime bosses have been able to run their syndicates from inside jail cells for decades, so we so reason why Dr. Gosnell could not do the same for us. Strong candidate.

    Madam Umbridge – She already works for the dark lord. Maybe she’d be interested in a transfer to our department? We’ll ask Lord Voldemort if he can put us in touch on our next conference call.
    A jar of festering pond scum – We have to find a candidate that will live up to Cecile’s moral legacy. Maybe we can collect a bunch of disgusting, putrid gunk from the bottom of a pond and that could be our next president? Just spitballing here.

    Skynet – Our company’s mission is to snuff out the next generation of humanity, and Cyberdyne Systems’ self-aware neural network aims to exterminate mankind. Seems like there could be some mutual interest here. Worth exploring?

    Other names like the Dark Lord Sauron, Pennywise the Clown, and the Angel of Death were all scrawled down in the margins as well, sources confirmed at publishing time.

  7. Anthony says:

    😀 😀 😀

  8. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Yeah, Pence is the bad guy here.

  9. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Wasn’t Fuckerberg a hopeless geek who couldn’t get laid until he was a billionaire? Didn’t he start Facebook because some babe shot him down?

    Now he wants to make rules for dating?

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  12. helenk3 says:

    maybe I do not understand. the DACA people are here illegally. have been here illegally for years. Did nothing to even try to get legal and it is Trump’s fault they will be deported?

  13. helenk3 says:

    these two did not like anyone. must be nice to be so perfect

  14. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Cisco says:

      These poor desperate sob’s.
      They are lower than whale shit, and that’s at the bottom of the ocean.
      Personally, I don’t give a f’k.
      Trumps hair or perhaps lack of.
      This is what I care about.
      And Trump is doing it, no apologies or bowing.
      Next we’ll be told Trump wears mis-matched socks.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I’ve seen him on windy days before, never noticed that so wondering if there wasn’t some sort of doctoring of the vid ? Of course, I always found Michelle Obama’s hair a source of amusement too.

  15. swanspirit says:

    Tucker Carlson is going to be so much fun tonight. Looking forward to it already.
    What did Potus know and when did he know it? He knew everything all along. He is too much of a control freak, not to.

  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

    You could fertilize a whole acre with that article.

  17. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This one got me.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Oh. Wow. Not many people know that Frasier’s original setting was Denver but at the time banned gay marriage, so with respect to David Hyde-Pierce, Kelsey moved it to Seattle.

      • mothy says:

        That can’t be true Grammer is a Republican.

      • 1539days says:

        John Mahoney was also gay. I heard he taught DHP about some of the finer things that Niles was famous for.

        • cynic says:

          Really? That one surprises me. A while back, when my best friend was still living in the Chicago burbs, she was at a bar, waiting on her girlfriend, and he ‘hit’ on her.

          • lyn says:

            From Wiki: Along with David Hyde Pierce, Mahoney was godfather to Frasier co-star Jane Leeves’ son Finn.[29] Mahoney rarely spoke publicly about his private life,[7] but in a 2002 article he revealed he had been in several relationships, although he had never married.[8] He suffered from colon cancer in the mid-1980s and felt unable to enter intimate romantic relationships as a result of his colostomy.[30] Following his death, acquaintances identified him as openly but quietly gay.[31]

            Mahoney lived in Oak Park, Illinois.[8]

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    How infuriating! He put Michael Cohen through so much crap because of this accusation!


    Rep. Schiff Admits Trump Lawyer Never Was in Prague

    Rep. Adam Schiff admitted in a CNN interview Tuesday that parts of the disputed “dossier” were not true, including a key allegation made against President Trump’s lawyer.

    Schiff told CNN interviewer Alisyn Camerota that President Donald Trump’s personal attorney and long-time Trump Organization official Michael Cohen was never in Prague.

    • jenlyntx says:

      Obama, Clintons, the whole lot of them should be PROSECUTED NOW for Treason and on down. NOW. Who do we call?

  20. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Lulu says:

      The donors won’t accept anything else. If they don’t like them in NYC, Boston, Chicago or San Francisco the Dems won’t have any money to run.

  21. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Noah is NT

    • Lulu says:

      Memo fest is complicated to Noah Rothman but not to the hillbilly, unwashed, rural who can follow multi-step issues and read a schematic to put together a baby crib or an Ikea bookcase. Noah has to “hire it done” for him. Politics got a lot more complicated and he can’t keep up.

      • 49erDweet says:

        You have to be “special” to have and appreciate all the deep understanding Noah has of these intricate issues. Of so he thinks. Because special!

  22. DeniseVB says:

    Don’t these guys know about security cameras?

  23. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Sounds like Rob was a bad boy. Of course that is Trump’s fault.

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  28. Somebody says:

    I got punked by a 3 year old. She took the red frosting on some valentine cookies and used it to pretend she banged her forehead badly, complete with screams and real tears…….then uncontrolled laughter from she and her sisters, little bitches……ooops they just got hubby. He just came in the door and was OMG what happened to her? Giggle, giggle, giggle.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      If you survive the next 15 years you will live forever.

    • Ann says:

      Sorry Somebody, but I laughed out loud.

    • helenk3 says:

      kids and their imaginations are really something to see. Some day she might get an oscar and not have to service a wienstine to succeed

      • helenk3 says:

        btw look in the mirror and say Damn I am loved. think how safe and loved she feels to be able to do this to you and your husband

      • Somebody says:

        She deserved an Oscar today, she got herself worked up and in the zone. She has some serious acting chops. As a point of reference in high school my eldest daughter won best actress at a state competition. The year before that she participated in a special camp at a university sponsored by the Governor for exceptionally talented students.

        It was acting, dance and music. The special guest director, worked on Fresh Prince, Drew Carey, Friends and many other shows. He told daughter he hadn’t seen anyone with as much raw (read unrefined, not professionally trained) talent since Will Smith. He worked with her and made her stretch out of her comfort zone. She never pursued that career path, but obviously she has some acting talent and apparently really good comedic timing.

        My point is, little bit is a WAY better actress than her aunt. However, I never wanted to be a stage mom and I sure don’t want to be a stage grandma.

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    “What have you done to her unibrow???”

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  35. ecoast says:

    Re VA state senate District 13 that McCabe’s wife ran in, it is not Hillbillies. It includes most of Loudoun county and part of Prince William county (where I live) in Northern VA. Loudoun is #1 richest county in the country.

  36. Dora says:

    What do they know. It’s the movie audience that counts.


    Eastwood’s train attack heroes film takes a beating from critics

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  38. helenk3 says:

    wonder how Isikoff feels that he knows he was being used?

  39. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Cisco says:

      If you took the time to research and post, I for one have the time to read.
      We are living/witnessing a pivotal time in the life of this Republic.
      Will it survive.?

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  41. helenk3 says:

    this lady makes travel fun

  42. helenk3 says:

    I did not think about all the times they shut down the roads for other specialized parades

  43. votermom says:

    kid the younger just nagged me into getting a pedicure with her at a salon
    I’ve never done that before
    I have to say wow that was real pampering – sitting in a massage chair while my feet are in a bath, then they get a massage and hot stones
    I almost asked the nice Vietnamese girl to marry me

    • votermom says:

      I skipped the part where she used a power sander on my heels

      • Somebody says:

        I think I am the only woman alive that doesn’t like pedicures. Probably because my big toenails are ingrown and it hurts. I go every 2-3 weeks so it doesn’t get out of hand, but depending on who I get it can still hurt like a mother.

        They tell me at the salon that I have strong thick nails that cut through the skin? I don’t know. I just know I hate going, but they are better at it than I am. I don’t like going and when I’m there I just want to be done and out the door. I get annoyed when they massage my legs……enough, cut my nails, paint them, chop, chop!

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    • mothy says:

      I can’t stop laughing thinking about the fact that reiner thinks someone other than hulk and who’s the has been give a rat’s ass what he thinks.

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