Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

I shit you not:

Man’s rectum falls out of its place after he played phone games while on the toilet for 30 minutes

A man in south-east China had to rush to the hospital at midnight after noticing a mysterious ball-sized lump fallen out of his anus.

Doctors said the lump, which was still attached to his rear, was his rectum and it had lost its attachment to his body, according to reports from China.

They also said the condition, called rectal prolapse, could be caused by the fact that the man had sat on the toilet for more than 30 minutes.

According to the man, he had been playing mobile games while trying to defecate.

As if I didn’t have enough problems in the bathroom, now I gotta worry about my lower intestine falling out.

This is your Saturday Open Thread.

My rectum looks fine!

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96 Responses to Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I’m gonna have to stay offline until this Porter thing blows over.

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    2.5 won’t even jiggle your coffee.

    • 49erDweet says:

      Didn’t make the dog bark, so No Big Deal.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        Two competing theories:

        1. Small earthquakes are warning signs that The Big One is coming.
        2. Small earthquakes relieve seismic pressure so The Big One doesn’t happen.

        • DeniseVB says:

          Our little Virginia earthquake a few years ago jiggled most of the east coast. My God, what are we sitting on top of? 😉

          • DandyTIger says:

            That was just me on the toilet losing my rectum. Sorry.

          • DeniseVB says:

            Actually it was one of those I knew exactly where I was moments…..dh working on his truck, I was sitting on the bed in the mom cave, when the bed just shook a little. Shook enough to go see WTF? he was doing in the garage. Found him staring at his truck. It. Moved. (well, shook, but a Seinfeld reference I couldn’t resist :P)

        • 49erDweet says:

          SJB is in the central (creeping) section of SAF, where number 2 is true. There they two faults “move” past each other about 4″ per year.
          They’ve now identified one rock formation that over time has “slipped” 350 miles apart. (Waving goodbye)

  3. Anthony says:

    Anyone here besides me watching Tje Assassination of Gianni Versace? Caught up on demand because of a suggestion from a server at my favorite restaurant. I’m afraid I’m hooked.

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  8. 49erDweet says:

    Thank you for that rectum-release warning. Reset my timer for 28 minutes.

  9. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Niles is back:

    Pence not standing for a communist dictatorship who has been threatening to nuke us is totes like refusing to stand for the national anthem of your own country because Trayvon Martin and Mike Brown were thugs who attacked the wrong people.

  10. taw46 says:

    Someone who served under Ceausescu in Romania and saw the similarities of Obama to Ceausescu in 2008.

    “Seen from my vantage point, the four-page FISA abuse memo authored by Rep. Devin Nunes is proof that former president Barack Obama and Democratic Party leaders wanted to transform the U.S. into a Russian-style intelligence dictatorship — and the FBI into a KGB-style instrument for rewriting American history by smearing its capitalist politicians.
    They say that history repeats itself. If you have lived two lives, as I have done, you have a good chance of seeing a re-enactment with your own eyes.”

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    Read this thread

  13. AFVet says:

    Who new that the bass lines behind our favorite music were laid down by a woman.

  14. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Good thing Hitler didn’t have a sister back in 1936

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  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This is almost as funny as the Dreamers who are threatening to leave the country if DACA isn’t passed. (As if they’ll have a choice)

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  22. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I am never using public restrooms again.

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  26. swanspirit says:

    “Democratic group backed by former President Barack Obama said this week it plans to invest millions of dollars in state-level elections in 11 states this year, with its heaviest focus on Ohio.

    The National Democratic Redistricting Committee, led by former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, said this year’s election cycle is critical to affecting the congressional redistricting process. It is the first cycle whose winners will participate in drawing congressional maps for the decade starting in 2021.

    The push comes amid bipartisan national concern that political gerrymandering, the process of drawing maps that benefit one party over another, has led to partisanship, gridlock and incivility in Washington.”

  27. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • 1539days says:

      I kind of believe both of them.

      • taw46 says:

        You believe Sorensen’s ex-wife? Because his first wife doesn’t, she said in the WaPo article yesterday that she never saw any abuse or violence from him. Here is his response to the second wife’s allegations:

        • lyn says:

          In the end, Karma kisses the liars.

        • Miranda says:

          I don’t disbelieve or believe the ex, but the first wife’s comments don’t carry any particular weight. People change over the years, or the first wife didn’t do anything to trigger the rage. I’ll see what the investigation turns up.

          • taw46 says:

            It is a she said, he said situation. She alleges, he alleges. She went to the WaPo, that is why he resigned and has responded. Neither one of them has ever filed abuse charges. But lack of facts hasn’t kept social media from choosing sides and assigning guilt.

          • Constance says:

            Well as far as triggering his rage…these type of guys just use their wife as an all purpose excuse for everything wrong with their life and they are the type who have a lot wrong with their life. There is always something they don’t like and it’s always the stupid bitches fault. They usually pick their scapegoat carefully always an empathetic woman with little self confidence. Due process is important always.

        • Miranda says:

          I mean no one knew that California couple was torturing and starving their kids either.

  28. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Most people smile and laugh while touring Dachau.

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