She messed around and got a triple double or something.
I haven’t even caught up on the news yet. Post your favorite pics and vids from the weekend.
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Like most talking heads she sounds a lot smarter when she is reading off a teleprompter.
At least she didn’t say it was because they have really big butt muscles.
It’s because they have Hans Brinker and the Silver Skates, right?
LOL
Is Hans still on the permitted reading list? As I recall Sweden’s former favorite Pipi Longstocking has been sent to the racist pile for burning.
I guess it depends on how they feel about the little boy named Peter who puts his finger in the dike.
😉
❤
She really should get out more.
this looks like it would be an awesome trip
I use band-aids! 😆
She is a 42 Long.
😉
in winter they double as ear muffs
I’ve seen better tattoos.
😀 That’s a good thing.
If the caption had not claimed that was Michelle Obama, I’d have never, ever guessed it was supposed to be her.
Me either.
Oh thank goodness, I thought it was just me.
It must be my screen, or me, but at first glance, I thought it was a woman holding a penguin.
What’s with the perky white girl nose? I’ve never seen a FLOTUS evolve as fast as MO has.
Someone commented that it looks like it belongs on a refrigerator.
My son drew better pictures when he was 7.
In a Refrigerator! There fixed for you! 😆
an age of music is dying. when music made you feel good, you knew the words and the singers were good. May he RIP and heaven is enjoying some beautiful music now
I wonder if kids slow dance these days? All those romantic oldies were nice at the sock hops and CYO dances. Do they still have sock hops and CYO dances? Geesh, I’m old.
The kids today have “hook-ups”
They don’t even have music anymore.
I’ve seen better art spray painted on the side of a building.
Obama’s hands are a freak show.
All the better to crush his own skull 😛 Also, man spreading.
I just showed Hubby the portrait.
His exact words – “He looks like he is on the pot”!
i was thinking the same thing!
Pooping position.
Obama doesn’t poop. He has transcended bodily functions.
Someone should photoshop a toilet, the memes are starting, already seen one with Obama being ‘shopped off the chair…..empty chair!!! Thank you Clint Eastwood !
He in making his famous unicorn poop!
My dogs used to have poops like that, usually after they chewed up a Barbie or Rainbow Brite doll.
roflmbo
Is he supposed to be in Eden?
It represents a choom grow.
Or poison oak ? 😉
Is that really his presidential portrait or it this a joke?
National Portrait Gallery.
So these aren’t the official WH portraits then? Hillary’s getting lonely in the basement 😉
I read somewhere that Obama’s official WH portrait is still a work in progress. Didn’t say who is doing that portrait.
Here’s Abe.
I don’t really care who is going and who is not, but this is a direct snub to our president and I don’t like it!
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EXCLUSIVE: Barack Obama invited to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding
PRINCE Harry and Meghan Markle have snubbed advice and invited Barack Obama to their Royal wedding, Daily Star Online can reveal.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/681227/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-Barack-Obama-Royal-wedding-2018-Donald-Trump-2018
Freak show!
Watch them upstage Baldy and Megs. LOL.
I have a feeling that after the wedding Prince Harry and princess pushy are going to be sent off to the furthest part of the British Isles, just like his great uncle and his wife.
maybe they should ave read a little history.
This wedding is not on the level of a State Event. Tabloid fodder if true. I can’t imagine the Obamas will really go once they find out they have to pay their own expenses 😉
And are expected to buy a gift that is not an ipod filled with Barry’s speeches.
I would love to know who made sure the Princess of Pushy Pussy got into the inner circle because it sure seems like a setup and Harry is proving to be even more thick headed than his great uncle.
Harry is more proof – if’twere needed – the sun set decades ago on the Brit Isles, and is never, ever coming back.
Harry was literally Hitler.
on the wall who looks like them….
Women who wear twenty thousand dollar wigs from the hair of Chinese slave/peasants?
Girls with big asses and straight hair.
Well, it doesn’t look like her so there might a young woman who recognizes herself.
Look like them? It doesn’t even look like *her*
No, it doesn’t even look like *her*. But then neither does she. The most work done during the Obama administration was done on Michelle Obama.
For free. Can’t wait til she has to start paying for “maintenance” in her 50’s and beyond!
😀 Whatevah.
So they’re “Fake Portraits”? Like the news? If you believe she looks like that, then she does?
That fits right in with the frauds the bronco bamas are. Doesn’t it?
Sure. Whatever you say. Representational. What is in their soul. Yeppers. I paint also. I would have done a “Guernica DC” if you’re going modern and representational. Hieronymus Bosch if doing historical for the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery.
I would have gone 1/2 Picasso and 1/2 Jackson Pollack.
Looks like the artists spent all their background chops doing all the leaves for Obama. Michelle? “Meh, just splash on some blue. It’ll be fine.”
In all seriousness, her picture doesn’t look finished.
So we are supposed to guess who the woman is because that is how someone else sees her as if she was one of the free generic clip art pieces that come bundled with the built -in software templates?
I think the artist captured how Michelle thinks how she looks. Young. Light skinned. Cool.
Awesome!
One of the best.
I just got back from the chocolate shop, because my 11 year old requested that I go with him to help him pick out chocolates (paid for by him) for HIS SWEETHEART. For VALENTINE’S DAY. I am dying from the cuteness.
He’s going to get his little heart broken, isn’t he?
My first sweetheart caught a turtle for me and painted a heart on its shell. I hope I didn’t break his heart.
Awww, so cute at that age. As an 11 year old girl, I would have eaten all the candy then bonked him on the head with the box for giving me cooties 😛
She’s 13! He’s 2 years ahead in school. Fortunately he’s tall and has good social skills.
When I was 11, it was 1957, we bonked each other a LOT. 😉
Likely.
Or accused of sexual harassment. These days you never know.
I…. kind of doubt that.
I am not sure which half is more adorable. That he wants to get his Valentine something special or that he asked your help in picking it out.
The second part makes me feel so blessed. Because at that age I would have died dead of mortification before admitting to my mother that I liked somebody. I did suggest that he talk to his dad, but he said no. (And now that I think about it, I kind of get why not, although they do have a good relationship.)
So true.
I thought I knew what broken heart felt like. But I REALLY learned about heart break when my wonderful son had his heart broken at 17. I thought I was going to die it was more pain than I’d ever experienced in my own life. It still makes me tear up all these years later. (Many YEARS later, the girl married one of his best friends.) My son never got serious about another girl until he was nearly 30. One night he came home and said, “Mom, tonight I met the girl I want to marry.” When they were engaged I wanted to tell her she’d better never break his heart, or else.
They’re still married. 12 years.
I’m glad he found true love even if it took some time for the wounds to heal. I don’t know if my son will ever open his heart again, his 1st love…..OMG. He found her in his dorm bed on Valentine’s day with one of his friends, to say he was heartbroken would be an understatement. Then of course there was the slug that left him with 3 small children. My older daughter had her heart broken a decade ago and has yet to even go on a date with anyone. I saw it coming with both of them, but what do I know.
Awwwwwwww…..
I thought I knew what broken heart felt like. But I rally learned about heart break when my wonderful son had his heart broken at 17. I thought I was going to die it was more pain than I’d ever experienced in my own life. It still makes me tear up all these years later. (Many YEARS later, the girl married one of his best friends.) My son never got serious about another girl until he was nearly 30. One night he came home and said, “Mom, tonight I met the girl I want to marry.” When they were engaged I wanted to tell her she’d better never break his heart, or else.
They’re still married. 12 years.
I just saw what my iPad did to my original comment. Thankfully Somebody was able to understand what I actually meant.
Here is the entire event.
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Obamas unveil their official portraits as former president compliments artist for capturing Michelle’s ‘hotness’ while Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks applaud
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5381467/The-Obamas-portraits-unveiled-National-Gallery.html
WT serious F is this shit?
The NYT art critic tells us why we should like the portraits. On a related note, they also liked Piss Jesus and Feces Mary.
“Barack Obama’s portrait shows him not as a self-assured, standard-issue bureaucrat, but as an alert and troubled thinker” … on the toilet.
Where’s the fly? It’s missing.
😀
Don Jr’s wife opened an envelope with white powder in it
She’s being checked out at the hospital just in case
prayers
OMG, this needs to stop. I didn’t like Obama’s policies but I certainly never wished him harm or his family
The Democrats are the party of psychos, felons and haters.
You’re so much better a person than I, Somebody. I didn’t like bronco or his wife and once in a while I kinda thought a broken ankle or leg would befall one or both of them. But it would never ever go beyond a brief wish.
Haha, a broken ankle? I might have snickered at that. I meant I didn’t want any of them killed, no way, no how. I feared that some crazed moron might try. I didn’t want him to be immortalized that way. I like the way it turned out much better, legacy being erased and the truth of his corruption coming out #winning!
I think the worse I ever wished was Michelles wighat to fly off. Embarrassing, yeah, but after years of her lecturing the young black ladies “to embrace yourself” it would be sweet irony.
She protected her account.
You mean that actually fly?
Idi Amin made a surprise visit to England after being in power for six months.
Over coffee at Buckingham Palace, the Queen asked him: “Tell me, Mr President, to what do we owe the unexpected honour of your visit?” Amin replied: “In Uganda, Your Majesty, it is very difficult to find a pair of size 14 shoes.”
This sums it up:
https://amgreatness.com/2018/02/10/ruling-class-hates/
Democrats refuse to look in their mirrors. They love to blame others for their fascism and hate.
The Psycho Bitches are out.
They have discovered their new idol. Sista Wo Fat of NORK. The smirk, the sneer, the gall, the murder are to die for.
Sad!
Yeah !
Olympic biathlon 🤗
Finally.
Their most disgusting thread yet.
Again, the Psycho Bitches are out.
Gay Olympian is a bigot. Who would have thought that?!
I’m trying to avoid ALL ‘Limpic” news. It seems that the main competition is social justice warrior-ing.
#MeToo
Dear Gay Olympian
I do not believe an invitation has been issued. Miss Manners would suggest you never assume you are on the guest list and to wait until you have an actual invitation in hand before you RSVP.
PS: Please share these tips with other whining athletes and other special snowflakes.
PSS: You realize now people will not bother to learn your name and you will forever be know as Gay Olympian. Perhaps Losing Gay Olympian.
What’s up with the Psycho Bitches today?!
Obama et al. committed sedition, but Trump supports domestic violence. SMFH.
Those women wouldn’t vote for Trump anyway.
We have to be reminded how the Left treats conservative women like Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley … .
THIS ^^^^ us why I finish reading older threads before before jumping into the next one. You rock Lyn !
#MeToo
Best one:
I’m just f’king done!
I try to watch WH press briefings with Sarah, but these so called “reporters” are so clearly and obviously biased it’s just not worth the time.
Sarah starts with the infrastructure plans.
First questions, about the guy accused of domestic violence.
It was the same shit last press briefing.
Then there’s this shit.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/02/12/homeland-paranoid-fascist-u-s-president/
The next 7 years are going to be great anyway.
M🇺🇸A🇺🇸G🇺🇸A
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Choo-f’king-choo haters.
😂😎😂
I’m getting desensitized to the “news”, that’s either bad or good. I don’t care. I find myself reacting to mass shootings, like, only 1200 dead, is that all? I creep myself out … a lot 😉
Antifas are butt ugly.
And dumb as dirt. They seem confused that someone fought back.
“Hey, hey…what are you doing ‘sez little whining be-otch?
“I’m kicking some antifa ass”😂😂😂
Word. LOL. The look on their faces was priceless.
“Here’s some equality, bitch!” WHAP!
The best part was when the goonettes realized that their “men” weren’t gonna protect them.
Beverly Hills Antifa is a parody site. One of my favorite follows.
LOL That Antifa vid is just as good as another one I had watched an hour ago: