Derp Monday Open Thread

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93 Responses to Derp Monday Open Thread

  1. votermom says:

    good morning!
    I’m in NZ with family visiting hubby’s family this week (nephew’s wedding)
    been great! but I miss u guys and the pupster
    also I think KTY might be getting sick *hope not*

  2. Anthony says:

    Because its Monday…

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    • DeniseVB says:

      Did Whoopi hit on her ? 😛

    • Jadzia says:

      Is that Michonne? She looks so different in real life!

    • swanspirit says:

      I watched it. It was fairly reasonable blather about actresses and parts, until Lupita said,
      “Wakanda is special because it was never colonized ….so what we can see there is what Africa would have been if allowed to reach it’s full potential”.

      And what else we could see, is what Superman would have been if planet Krypton hadn’t been destroyed; what would have happened to Gotham if Batman never put on his Batsuit and driven around in his Batmobile.
      What is wrong with these people, that they cannot tell the difference between comic book, and real worlds.

  5. gram krakka says:

    If Cruz is found to be insane at time murders, can the state put him to death?

    In Ohio you can decapitate your wife, put her head on your marital bed, be found not guilty because of insanity, spend only 6 years in a mental-health facility, then be evaluated to be in remission from schizophrenia and be set free with only minimal supervision. A few years later you can request that you be free of any supervision.

    His wife was not available for comment at his last court hearing.–law/man-who-decapitated-wife-wants-freed-from-court-control/iFKVLxrc6H4w660STUlqcM/amp.html

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  10. Dora says:

    You’ve got to see this to believe it.


    Justin Trudeau ‘snubbed’ by Indian PM as he lands in New Delhi

    • Underwhelmed says:

      Good. This little twerp is Canada’s answer to Pajama Boy.

      • Lulu says:

        Why are the Trudeau’s dressed up in Halloween “Indian” costumes to visit. That is very poor taste and ignorantly condescending. What if Indian President Moli showed up in Canada wearing a plaid wool shirt and a trapper’s cap or douchy hipster too short pants and adult size children’s print socks like Trudeau wears?

        • Mt.Laurel says:

          Halloween costumes is a good descriptive because the poorly conceived idea is made worse by the horrendous apparel choices. Did MOO give them tips – because it truly looks like whoever made the wardrobe decisions wanted to make them look as bad as possible.

          This is where I really have to give a hattip to Melania. She obviously takes the time to consider her options and she and her staff do their homework so that she picks fabrics and styles that pay homage to various occasions and cultures but avoid falling into the the costume trap. She also has the poise and physique to carry off more elaborate outfits with grace and and confidence and without offense.

        • Island Girl says:

          Cracking up and I haven’t even watched the shit show yet.

  11. Dora says:

    So they decided not to include Obama? I don’t blame them.

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  13. DeniseVB says:

    Oh, I hope so. Payback time, maybe get Dennis Miller to M.C. 😀

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  21. Dora says:

    This is sick.

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    • lyn says:

      I hate yellers.

    • jenlyntx says:

      Kids are dying. Yep. It is true. Lots of kids are dying from abortions, slow deaths from abuse in the womb (mental, physical, chemical), slow deaths from post birth abuse (mental, physical, chemical) and neglect, slow deaths from lack of 2 caring parents (or even one), slow deaths from lack of guidance, boundaries, and tough love, slow deaths from video games and pornograpy — which is redundant because video games ARE pornography as they all have rape scenarios followed by the kill or be killed endings, slow deaths from chemical addictions and fast food diets, slow deaths from the dumbing down of all education systems in this country and the lies from the profit-hungry colleges who promise jobs knowing they are not there, and finally the death of their souls from being raised in this fake news driven looks and money focused hateful of anything positive culture being promoted by 99% of all forms of media. Kids even those brain dead and lacking souls hate hypocrisy and even if they can’t spell it they can smell it and we are destroying them. Parents need to stop living vicariously through their children’s looks, sex lives, etc., etc. and start living FOR them by being good parents. We could change the world if we made sure we were financially, mentally, and otherwise able to to take care of children before having them and until then we are condeming everyone to a world I cannot even imagine. Oh, and about those guns, we had MORE guns in the 1950’s than now and much less mass shootings, etc., but we didn’t have every single thing I described above. You take a boy and you raise him on chemicals, pornography and video games. You allow him to be bullied and he doesn’t have a strong father figure and you wonder why he uses a gun to be heard. Really? Just watch a fucking video game you fucking idiots. We have FAILED at least 3 generations of men in this country and if we don’t start raising men we will have these broken boys and more deaths and not a damn one will have a damn thing to do with guns. I say lock up every adult in this country for failing these boys and maybe then we might wake up the idiots who think we are doing the right thing and guns are killing people. And the young people who commit these crimes should sue us all for making them into the monsters they are because they didn’t even have a fucking change people….not a fucking change in hell.

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    • dm says:

      Disturbing cause many use these easily available, inexpensive, commercial brands to feed their furry friends. Even more disturbing is how the hell did this drug get in the food???

  24. helenk3 says:

    Feb 19, 1945 American men ages 17 to 24 start attack on Iwo Jima
    Feb 19, 2018 American men ages 17 to 24 ==this disgrace

  25. Motherfu…. I gotta study, but I REALLY want to yell at people on Twitter.

  26. helenk3 says:

    if this happens I would like to see either Trey Gowdy or Ted Cruz in his place. Both know and respect the law

    • dm says:

      I agree. Just because we are capable of medically altering one’s gender beginning as early as 12, doesn’t mean we should. I don’t know how these kids “know” at such a young age. I guess I have little to no real world experience with this subject, however, I would argue that these kids have little to no real world experience in much of anything at 17.

      • John Denney says:

        We are not capable of medically altering one’s gender.

        As a former pope said, a man who has undergone a sex change operation is nothing more than a mutilated man.

        If you have XY chomosomes, you have a male body; if XX, a female body.

        The science is settled.

    • 1539days says:

      On the plus side, this is why Trump wins in 2020.

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