Here Is Your Alternate Reality President

America dodged a bullet.

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115 Responses to Here Is Your Alternate Reality President

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

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  4. NewOrleans says:

    “Fool me once, shame on you
    Fool me twice, shame on me.”

    We fell for a Clinton the first time. We didn’t fall for it a second time.

    Now go away, Bitch.

  5. Lulu says:

    The more I see her angry visage, sniping and bitching, the more convinced I am that she cut an unholy deal with the devil in 2008. Remember when she just fell in line? Like a slave, a thrall to Bronco? And the smut of the DNC and big donors? She was winning in 2008! Not 2016. She cut a deal. 2016 was hers come hell or come high water. And in between she could do the stealing, sneaking and plotting as could Broncobama. And they did. She couldn’t resist. So easy. So much money.

    She AGREED to be screwed in 2008. And her donors and her voters. And her volunteers. For some reason (she is stupid?) she didn’t think that would matter or anyone would remember and she wouldn’t age and get sickly and get fat and stumbly . OR she didn’t think Bronco would be so god awful and a massive, unprecedented foul up. Whatever the case she screwed herself in 2008 for what she thought was a sure thing (crooked as hell), no competition, and lots of scam money in the interim.

    Hillary did it all to herself. She outsmarted herself, was a coward and lackey to give into Bronco INC,
    and threw in to the crime spree. Fuck Her. The worst politico in the history of the country who rode to the heights on her husbands back. And one of the most UN-WISE dummies. And she is mad because she knows. Subconscienously at least she knows. Joke Hillary. Hectoring, shaming stupid thing.

    • Somebody says:

      Perhaps Obama’s minders knew of the Clinton corruption, had the goods on them and that is why she rolled over so easily. No doubt she was promised 2016 would be her turn.

      We definitely dodged a bullet. Look how corrupt she was as SOS, imagine if she had been in the oval office.

    • swanspirit says:

      Absolutely I agree. I remember that infamous meeting, where everyone thought she and Hussein cut a deal for her to be SOS. They cut a deal alright, and sold this country down the strain. I still remember her assuring everyone, ” Don’t worry about me, I will be alright”

    • lyn says:

      Standing O!

    • helenk3 says:

      agree with every word

  6. Jadzia says:

    Are those Dutch subtitles? We’re Duolingoing Dutch right now for an upcoming trip and we just learned ‘VROUW.’

  7. threewickets says:

    Who is Heinlein talking about?

  8. Somebody says:

    Austin bomber suspect found. He killed himself, shortly after police located him in Round Rock north of Austin.

    I assume they are confident he was working alone, so it’s all over.

    • Miranda says:

      I’m not seeing that anywhere this morning.

      • Somebody says:

        It is breaking news

        • Somebody says:

          I don’t have Twitter, you can go to CBS Austin or go over to conservative tree house they have a collection of Twitter feeds, also Right Side Broadcasting is covering it live.

          They released a picture of the guy at the FedEx store. White, blond or white hair. Can’t really see his face. No other information, no name or anything that I’ve seen. A policeman encountered him on or near I-35, shot exchanged then suspect blew himself up.

          I presume the police feel certain he was acting alone.

        • Miranda says:

          I got it now, thanks.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      They interrupted the barrage of push notices on SNOW in DC and “The march we have no clue what the laws are for guns but are parents and their buddies told us to use our classmates as fodder march of the pink pussies junior division robots ” to mention that the bomber may have been disposed of by – – gun toting Texans.

    • elliesmom says:

      According to the Austin Police Chief, they aren’t totally confident he was working alone, and he also said there could be other packages out there so people should remain alert and aware. The investigation is still ongoing.

  9. Cisco says:

    Seems like he was shot and killed by police after he detonated another bomb.

    • elliesmom says:

      The suspect blew himself up, and the SWAT policeman shot into the vehicle. Which one killed him is still unconfirmed. But there is no doubt he’s dead. 🙂

  10. Cisco says:

    I’m not surprised.
    Teaser; “One was a Mexican national arrested for robbery and gun crimes, who was released back into the community for a prior offense despite an ICE detainer request in November.”
    Full article.

  11. Somebody says:

    Downtown Pflugerville is shut down due to suspicious package. Local Fox station says they are hearing suspect possibly resided in Pflugerville, which is a suburb of Austin.

  12. Somebody says:

    Some more info, suspect was a 24 year old white male. Authorities will not release his name until identity is confirmed by medical examiner and next of kin has been notified.

  13. Cisco says:

    Just WTF is going on at Parkland?
    A girl was arrested after pulling a knife out of her bra during a argument with another girl.

  14. Dora says:

    The first thing I did when I got up this morning was look out the window. No snow yet. Whew!

    Then I turned on the news and heard that the Austin bomber is dead. Good news all around.

  15. Dora says:

    I guess he is getting on everybody’s nerves.


    Priest publicly wishes for Pope’s quick death because of his views on immigration and Islam

    • Constance says:

      It wouldn’t be the first time a Pope has had a quick death, must be the work of God when that happens.

  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I hope the Austin Mad Bomber isn’t the start of some new trend.

  17. mothy2017 says:

    I think hillary is TRASH. She possesses not an iota of human dignity. Beneath contempt. Tacky soros owned piece of shit.

    • Anthony says:

      She says “We” like she’s still the leader of the Dems. Or still relevant lol. Her bitterness was on full display for the world to see. I’m rather happy about that. #UnmaskTheHildebeast

      • mothy2017 says:

        The hildebeast really pissed me off when she said before the UN that “we” would shame Americans if they said anything bad about the desert dude when they were trying to pass a blasphemy law. No you cankerous slug you do not tell me how or what to speak. Fuck you.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Obama too. Both seem to be battling for the Dominant Alpha Dog of the Dems role. DNC doesn’t realize they’re also in competition with the Obama/Clinton “foundations” for donations.

  18. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • elliesmom says:

      My mom did most of the weeding on our small farm. When asked what his mom did, my little brother said she was a “hoe-er”.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        Art Linkletter told the story of a family where the dad made lots of business trips and the kids would fight over who got to sleep in bed with mom while he was gone. One time the fighting got so bad she put her foot down and told them they had to sleep in their own beds.

        As he was returning from his next trip he was greeted at the airport by his family. Then one of the kids yelled, “Guess what, Daddy? Nobody slept with mom while you were gone!”

  19. Dora says:

    They are all such crooks!


    Obama, Biden cronies made billions off China trade deals and regulatory policies: Report

    Former President Barack Obama used his executive powers to impose industry regulations that lowered the value of certain companies and led to financial gains for a firm owned by two close family friends, according Breitbart editor-at-large Peter Schweizer.

  20. Anthony says:

    BOMBER? WHAT BOMBER?! True to form, Morning Joke is completely ignoring the bomber story and instead, reporting on Stormy Daniels and the nefarious motives behind Trumps call to Putin congratulating him on winning his election.

    That tells me the bomber must be a Democrat.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      CNN understands it is no real loss to the CAUSE.
      mr. bomber can now vote D for all eternity.

    • Somebody says:

      Rumors are swirling he is. Someone over at TCTH says the name he heard checks out as a rabid Trump hating leftist.

      Also, apparently the Sheriff or a spokesman said a package with a bomb was addressed to a local radio host. He supposedly said something about Mr. Jones and people are assuming Alex Jones. He’s located in Austin, that is where he broadcasts from.

      • Cisco says:

        I don’t doubt it for a minute.
        Now, at this point in time I only see two pictures of the victims that where killed.
        Both A-A.
        I haven’t seen any of the six victims that where wounded.
        Race card card soon?
        Racist Trump supporter would fit the narrative.
        I’m running out of tinfoil.

      • Anthony says:

        Isn’t the Hogglet going after Jones too?

    • Cisco says:

      😱Shocked,I tell you, shocked😱

  21. Somebody says:

    BTW, I don’t get the Stormy story. Let’s assume everything she says is true. So what, who cares.

    If they had an affair, it was consensual. It was also 11 years ago, why does anyone care. Sounds like an issue for Melanie, not me.

    I honestly don’t get why anyone cares. Guess what? We all know DJT cheated on Ivana, the whole sordid affair played out in public. We knew that and took that knowledge into the voting booth with us along with our copies of RT and 8×10 glossies of Putin😜

    • mothy2017 says:

      I’d think there was something wrong with anyone with that much power not being a little bit of a horndog. I was never aghast at clinton either.

    • Anthony says:

      It’s about smearing anyone Trump with allegations of sexual misconduct. If Stormy wasn’t enough, they’re now going after DJT Jr now as well. Soon well be hearing that Ivanka fucked her chauffeur while Jared was selling AA babies to Putin. For breakfast.

      It stinks of HRC and the Dems, who haven’t yet figured out that the whole #MeToo movement fizzled out. Also, nobody gives a damn.

      • Cisco says:

        I’m in the don’t give a damn.
        Did ya’ ever notice that all the Dem’s have .
        Since President Trump was elected, and before he was elected all the Dem’s, media and the left have are alleged sexual peccadilloes.
        Emphasis on alleged.

    • helenk3 says:

      she is a prostitute looking to make a buck. She is getting older, the upkeep is getting harder and more expensive, and she wants a good retirement

    • Constance says:

      I agree. I just don’t care about these trampy broads. What are libs trying to prove that President Trump isn’t God? Who cares. I think this must be because Liberals mix religion and politics or replace religion with politics. They need good vs evil in their politics in fact they need all elements of religion in their politics. They are the enlightened ones, Others are evil not simply different, style is more important than results, mass and extravagant celebration of holy days and concepts (marches), sacrifices as in deliberately unprotected children who are murdered.
      I don’t worry about Melania either although I really like her and find her inspiring. She is Trumps third wife and she knew what she was marrying. If she gets too down she can get in the family jet, fly to New York for some shopping and jewelry shopping, fly to Maralago, have a spa day and then hang around the pool in $3,000. stilettos and a bikini and if that doesn’t make it all better than nothing can.

      • lateblum says:

        Two words for those libs who are so offended. . . Bill Clinton. And maybe something more . . . STFU.
        Constance, you just put a smile on my face………bigly! 😊

  22. Dora says:

    I don’t blame them. I’d be furious too!

  23. DeniseVB says:

    Good read, don’t let your children become journalists, unless there’s a trust fund…….

    • lyn says:

      At my first newspaper job I worked at least 50 hours a week for $800 a month. It was a semi-weekly. I made more money working part-time with my two-year accounting A.A.S.

      • DeniseVB says:

        You should follow Kerry on FB. She was our local metro columnist who kept pissing off the publishers with her gift of truth. They let her go last December. The VP lost a lot of subscribers. Yes, journalism used to be a “calling”, now it seems to be for people who want to change the Worrrrrrrld. Dumbasses.

    • John Denney says:

      How much to people value the truth?

  24. Venus E. Lee says:

    • lateblum says:

      Perhaps PDJT has more real, hands on experience working with people to know that a congratulatory message is just that. It isn’t a warning, or a threat or anything other than a message of goodwill. These people live in a world where nothing ge s done and the anxiety continues to thrive. And that’s the way they want it. They are not true patriots.

  25. DeniseVB says:

    It’s true, Hillary hates half of America.

    • elliesmom says:

      She got away with this attitude when she was running in the 2008 primaries because the “deplorables” were not the voters she thought she was courting. What she missed, though, was a lot of women who were excited about having a woman POTUS were not left-leaning Democrats. When she sold us out, we had four years to mull over what we had seen and heard and to decide, while we would still love to see a woman POTUS in our lifetimes, she’s a bridge too far to go to get it. Hillary 2016 is older and sicker than Hillary 2008, but her attitudes haven’t changed a bit. We just had a chance to Monday morning quarterback.

      • Somebody says:

        How true EM. I would add, some of us….obviously enough of us, but she still has her sycophants.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I supported her over Obama in ’08 because at least she had a track record, had the media vetted Obama like I did, she would have won. I was pretty mad at her for firing Geraldine Ferraro for stating the obvious “if Obama were white, he wouldn’t be up on that stage”. Obama had NO personal or professional accomplishments (other than cheating his way into the IL and US Senates.) Remember his famous Anti-War speech? Neither did the Chicago Tribune. They deep searched their archives and those of other local media and found nothing. Team Obama eventually re-wrote another one to prove it’s existence, lol !

        Actually, he did speak at a Jesse Jackson led anti-war rally in Chicago, but the original one must have been so forgettable wasn’t even worthy of media coverage. 😀

        • Anthony says:

          I had an interesting thought earlier – Obama and Hillary call Trump an “inexperienced reality TV star”, despite decades of successful real-world accomplishments. Obama has had no real-world accomplishments, and is currently negotiating with Netflix to become…. a reality TV star. Go figure…

          • DeniseVB says:

            LOL, I do believe the black actress Octavia Spencer just launched a Netflix boycott because of a salary dispute. So much irony, I mean, who would pay extra to listen to the Obamas’ Hate America mental pablum? That made Twitter blow up too, it’s alienated a lot of Netflix fans who don’t want to contribute to the Obamas. YET, Oprah (OWN) or BET haven’t been pursuing the Obamas? What The What?

          • 49erDweet says:

            Smart people recognize poison when they run across it. Dummies don’t. It’s a cruel world.

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  28. Dora says:

    This is him!

    • DeniseVB says:

      I hope they find his manifesto and fast. He’s white and must be KKK is overtaking the sensible news now. You can almost smell the relief in the media, thank God, he’s not mid-eastern or an illegal alien.

  29. DeniseVB says:

    The Hillary Hits just keep coming.

  30. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • helenk3 says:

      a young lady with a beautiful smile and a loving heart

    • John Denney says:

      Guy I used to work with told me he once contacted a Scoutmaster about a Downs boy, telling him, “you really want this kid in your troop.”
      The Scoutmaster was skeptical, but let the kid join, just in time for a grueling uphill hike in the summer heat.
      At the top, when all the Scouts were collapsed, exhausted, this kid pulled a whole watermelon out of his pack, cut it up, and shared it with everyone. 🙂

  31. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Read this thread.

  32. Dora says:

  33. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I can’t even

  34. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I’m going back to bed.

  35. lyn says:

    The signed copy of Bundo is sold out. 😦

  36. 49erDweet says:

    Just getting started with my day out west. Was rudely woken earlier when dd and sil IM’d about TX bomber. They live near Round Rock and heard the final boom.

  37. Dora says:

    It sounds like an insurrection.


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