Somebody Please Shoot Me


My sinus cavities are throbbing. I need opiates.

Does anyone know a heroin dealer?


About Myiq2xu - BA, JD, FJB

I was born and raised in a different country - America. I don't know what this place is.
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43 Responses to Somebody Please Shoot Me

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I never thought I would ever utter the words “I need a neti pot.”

    • elliesmom says:

      Mucinex did it for me when Crash gave me the creeping nasal crud a few weeks ago.

      • Constance says:

        That Mucinex cold medicine is really good. Their talking snot ads are so gross that I resisted trying it but it was more effective than my hard cider with a double shot of rum cold medicine. Neti pots and spray saline are also very effective.

    • Somebody says:

      I mentioned the simply saline in an aerosol can, that can function like a neti pot. VM’s suggestion of flonase would work too.

      However, it sounds like you might have developed a secondary sinus infection. I think it may be time to consult a doctor.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I vote with EM. Mucinex (original blue ) and/or Mucinex D. It has the D (decongestant) plus the Mucinex expectorant/thinner. The one you need to get at the pharmacy because it has the original decongestant formula and not the kinder does not work so well OTC that replaced it because they decided all sinus sufferers have meth labs in their kitchens. You do not need a prescription but they will want to see your driver’s license.

      I saw someone suggested a salt rinse before which also can help. You can look for a predmixed saline solution as well. It should be with the allergy/sinus/cold meds. Just get the store brand. It is handy to have on the shelf so you can use it at 3:00 am and not worry about measurements.

    • helenk3 says:

      do you have any vicks in the house? rub some along your cheek bones, under your nose and between your eyes and at the base of your skull. It does work. Have done this for years when I get sinus headaches

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    My cold has migrated from my chest and throat to my sinuses.

    • Cisco says:

      I hope you’re under doctors care.
      Sometimes home remedies just don’t cut it.
      But then again, being pumped full of med’s don’t work either.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I’m really in a F**K Doctors mode right now. Don’t get me started, Had 5 skin biopsies taken last Monday a week ago. This is torture waiting for the biopsy reports.

  3. Cisco says:

    Well I love the Democrat party always ready to exploit a tragedy.
    Diane Feinstein releases statement, on really nifty looking official stationary, calling for gun confiscation….er, control.

  4. SHV says:

    Hogg has taken Obama’s place as Gun Salesman in Chief:

    “With 2,767,699 checks conducted by the FBI’s National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) in March 2018, the month beats the previous record of 2,523,265 set in March 2016 by 244,434 checks.”

  5. votermom says:

    so a couple of weeks ago I was waking up with sinus headaches everyday
    generic flonase for a week seemed to fix it
    ask your doctor maybe?

  6. Myiq2xu™ says:

  7. taw46 says:

    This is a very funny story.

  8. DeniseVB says:

    LOL, we’re becoming the Old Farts of wordpress now. I love it 😉

  9. Somebody says:

    We had a troll stop by in the thread down below if anybody cares.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Bezos complaining about his beloved Amazon being called the Walmart for snobs?

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        OH my, I just looked and it is indeed someone complaining about poor little billionaire Bezos being treated unfairly. Why here in swampland we all know he bought the crappy WP because he is just a wonderful do good-er. A regular Diogenes. Bless his little old heart.

  10. Myiq2xu™ says:

    NSFW Graphic violence

  11. dm says:

    Klown, I have suffered from allergies and sinus infections most of my life aggravated by my love of cats and dogs and my definite lack of love for cleaning. I am now on a regiment of 24 hr indoor/outdoor allergy meds (generic), saline spray in the morning and evening, and the occasional sinus rinse. Do I hate the rinse? Oh yeah…it is both amazing and gross at what actually comes out – BUT IT WORKS. True, you may need some mucinex and/or antibiotics, hot/cold compresses, humidifier, etc. As distasteful as it is, the rinse usually does it for me. Haven’t had a sinus infection in about 4 years now…I’ve finally learned to stop that shit before it gets bad.

    • lyn says:

      Nasal rinses work. Use distilled water. I like the Himalayan Neti salt. I use a small glass. I didn’t like the Neti pot.

      This demo made me laugh. It isn’t messy if you spit out the water after you move it through your nostrils.

  12. Hope you feel better, Klown. I had a woman in my training class last week who coughed from her asshole all the way up through her body to her mouth. Worst cough I ever heard. She said it was allergies. Riiiiight. Still hoping I don’t get it.

  13. mothy2017 says:

    Did the 9/11 Commisson Report not emphatically state that one of the greatest threats to security was the porous borders?

  14. swanspirit says:

    Klown, if you are discharging yellow mucus, go see an MD. You need antibiotics, for a sinus infection. You can do a sinus irrigation, for relief of symptoms; an ENT doc told me how to do it when I was working on pediatrics. He said use sterile normal saline, never tap water. Use a squeeze bottle or a syringe, not a neti pot.

    This is what he said to do: get in a nice hot shower with your squeeze bottle of normal saline. GENTLY squeeze the saline in one nostril, then blow everything out of that nostril. Hold the other nostril closed while you blow, never do both at once. Repeat until clear, then repeat on the other side.
    He said, ” it’s disgusting, but it works” and it does, because when you have a sinus infection, there are little pockets of infection in your sinuses that don’t get clear, so the bacteria grow
    back.
    You still need to be on antibiotic. Go ahead, see the doc, you will feel so much better soon.
    Hugs.

  15. DandyTIger says:

    Nice bit from Scott discussing how the caravan is now a military issue. Best thing that could have happened to Trump. And so it’s now in the hands of the military to handle. And having lots of troops at the border is very expensive. And since now a military operation, they can decide a cheeper way to handle that would be to build a wall. All under the military. 🙂

    • Lulu says:

      Yep. And attacking this solution will be attacking the troops which will be a second mistake by the open border cabal of Soros allies. How the prog media will ignore or spin a large military presence, which will further expose the squalor, horror, lawlessness, drugs, and contempt by Mexico for the US is going to be an eye opener for the rest of the country.

      Did you know that Mexico is demanding DNA matching for their dead drug mules? They want COUNTIES and states to pay for DNA testing and matching to re-patriate their corpses found inland. We’re supposed to go look for them, process them, take DNA and then match that shit up with Mexicans complaining their relatives have disappeared, pre-pare them for burial, provide a casket, and ship it to them. NO. Tell the cartels to knock it off. And fuck you.

      Also very interestingly the wall opponents have shut up about lawsuits and cost of the wall mostly. Everything from eminent domain to eco crap is no longer threatened. Why? Federal statutes say national security comes before the desert rat or desert snake or desert flea. And whining about “taking our property” to “no human is illegal” is over. The Roosevelt Reservation or “easement” will now become known. Thank you Teddy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Reservation

  16. elliesmom says:

    Camera Hogg and the other “student activists” from Parkland have been offered admission to New Mexico State University with promises of “substantial scholarship help”. It’s a good school. The Hogglette should probably take the offer. I’m guessing he’ll pass it by because there’s no surfing in NM.

  17. Anthony says:

    Sounds Amish to me… “The person who allegedly shot at least three people at YouTube’s campus on Tuesday afternoon has been identified as Nasim Najafi Aghdam, according to senior law enforcement officials”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-who-allegedly-carried-out-youtube-shooting-is-identified-by-police/ar-AAvrjxM?OCID=ansmsnnews11

    • lyn says:

      • Jadzia says:

        My sure to be extremely unpopular opinion is that although I feel bad for the employees, I have zero sympathy for YouTube the company. I had a client a few years ago who was receiving numerous credible (according to the FBI), gruesome death threats as the result of her appearance in a video that was placed on YouTube without her consent or knowledge. Instead of having some common decency and taking it down, YouTube dragged her through years of litigation, painted itself as a free speech martyr, and used its platform to make fun of her really pretty reasonable fear. Also, my client was a middle-aged, working-class person, so no1curr what happened to her.

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