You just can’t make this shit up.
Remember Eliot Spitzer-Swallows? He was the Democrat governor of New York. He was also known as the “Luv Guv” and “Emperors Club VIP Client #9.” He resigned when he got caught with his fingers in the nookie jar. His scumbaggery pales in comparison to Anthony Weiner, but he is just one of many, many Democrats with penis-management issues.
Today he made a surprise appearance at court.
But wait! There’s more! This is from last November:
Disgraced “Luv Gov” Eliot Spitzer likes to take long romantic walks — at the end of a leash, new court papers claim.
The hooker-happy former governor’s fetishes include a penchant for paying “young girls” to lead him around “on all fours” like a dog — and use kinky sex toys on him, former escort Svetlana Travis Zakharova alleged.
Zhakharova, who last month struck a misdemeanor plea bargain after being charged with extorting $400,000 from Spitzer, filed the stunningly revealing papers in Manhattan Supreme Court, seeking to lift a gag order imposed as part of her prosecution.
The 27-year-old Russian native says she has a First Amendment right to “discuss any and all actions or events that she participated in with Spitzer.”
“Moreover, the fact that Spitzer was paying young girls to insert sex toys into his anal cavity and walk him around the floor on all fours with a leash is conduct that he made a conscious choice to engage in,” wrote her lawyer, Joseph Murray.
This is why Democrats are the “Party of Feminism.”