Prayers for Klown

To our dear Klown, sending prayers and virtual pain pills.
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165 Responses to Prayers for Klown

  1. votermom says:

    Heat, salonpas?

      • votermom says:

        Pretty young Asian masseuse to walk on your back?

      • swanspirit says:

        If it is a disc, otherwise known as a cervical disc herniation, you could be risking permanent nerve damage. You don’t want to risk that. You need to be seen by an MD,
        https://www.drugs.com/cg/cervical-disc-herniation.html

        • Myiq2xu™ says:

          It is muscle, not spine. I can actually feel the injured muscle. It gets better during the day but it stiffens back up at night.

          • Myiq2xu™ says:

            When I say I can’t move what I mean is it hurts like hell when I do.

          • swanspirit says:

            Whew, that is good news. Then you need to rest it, use heat, since it’s past the first 48 hours, and painkillers and relaxers. Try a homemade sling to reduce movement. Sending lots of healing, and freedom from pain!

          • Somebody says:

            My daughter is going through that right now. She went to an urgent care place, they gave her muscle relaxers, prescription ibuprofen, and Percocet.😎

            She hasn’t taken a single Percocet, she cut the muscle relaxers in half after trying one, but has taken the ibuprofen fairly regularly. When she got down here, I had some Voltaren gel that did her the most good. A couple of days of the ibuprofen and voltaren, then a half muscle relaxer in the evening and she was almost 100%.

            You need a doctor for those prescriptions though. FYI, of all the OTC stuff she found thera-gesic to be the most helpful and she owns them all now 😉 She also found relief from those heat wraps, but found it is impossible to put them on yourself around neck or shoulders because your arms need to be down for them to adhere properly……so you’ll need someone to help you with one of those.

          • DeniseVB says:

            I had two more basal cells cut off my leg today, I’m feeling them now. Owwies. Sipping vodka on the rocks, no meds for me. I can control my moderate vodka and ciggy addictions, I don’t dare try new ones 😉 Dh pulled a muscle last week doing yard work, he thought he was going to die too. He went to the doctor, x-rayed then told him he was 76, it’s normal. LOL !

      • Ann says:

        Feel better soon, Klown. And you may want to listen to Nurse Swannie and get thee to an Emergency Room pronto.

      • Anthony says:

        Breakfast of champions. Feel better – alternate hot/cold compresses, mix a vodka martini and dump it into a very hot cup of caffeinated black tea. It’s like a quaalude. You’ll feel better in no time.

        • DeniseVB says:

          Vodka straight up is a miracle “drug”. Sip until pain free or you don’t give a sh*t 😛

          • Anthony says:

            I forgot to mention 1 packet sweet & low and garnish with twist of lemon or orange peel 😁
            That concoction kept me very jolly after my herniated disc. Looked good at lunch too 🤣

      • blowme0bama says:

        Sorry you’re fucked up, man.

      • Venus E. Lee says:

        That Biofreeze stuff is the shit.

        Get well soon, myiq!

    • NewOrleans says:

      Ooh! Salonpas Deep Relieving Gel. a.k.a. Satan’s Gel.

      Works fantastic on sore muscles. Will make you wish for death if you put it on a scratch, broken skin or near your eyes.

  2. Cisco says:

    When in doubt, seek medical attention.
    🤒

  3. DeniseVB says:

    Try WebMD, it’s my go to to rule out impending death, and yes, they will tell you when to go to the ER 😉

    https://symptoms.webmd.com/default.htm#/info

  4. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • John Denney says:

      Blech! Such pseudo-intellectual blather!

      She speaks of women as if they should be one monolithic block, completely ignoring, say, Sarah Palin, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kellyanne Conway and all the women who admire them.

      Hillary was the most qualified candidate? Really? What are the qualifications for President? According to the Constitution, the qualifications are:

      No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

      The purpose of the President is to be the Chief Executive Officer, faithfully executing the laws passed by Congress, and to be Commander-in-Chief of the military.

      Everything about the President is set forth in only 13 paragraphs that comprise Article II of the Constitution.

      https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/constitution-transcript

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        GHWB probably had the best pre-POTUS resume.

        • DeniseVB says:

          He sure does. GWB’s book “41” was a fun read. Especially the part when dad set him up with Tricia Nixon for a biggy DC function. GWB got so drunk, long story short, Tricia found another way home that night. GHWB was robbed of a second term, he wasn’t a bad President.

    • John Denney says:

      She blathers on, driven by emotion, typical of the left.

      One should determine the facts, put their faith in the facts, and feelings trail along after: facts are the engine, faith the coal car, and feelings the caboose.

      Leftists get it backward: feelings dominate, they put their faith in their feelings, and facts are irrelevant if they don’t support the cause.

      Patrick Henry’s impassioned speech shows the proper ordering of fact, faith, and feelings. Michelle pales by comparison.


      St. John’s Church, Richmond, Virginia
      March 23, 1775.

      MR. PRESIDENT: No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do, opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely, and without reserve. This is no time for ceremony. The question before the House is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfil the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offence, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the majesty of heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.

      Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

      I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years, to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves, and the House? Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received? Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with these war-like preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled, that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask, gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us; they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done, to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne. In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free² if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending²if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained, we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of Hosts is all that is left us!

      They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations; and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable²and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

      It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace²but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

      • DeniseVB says:

        Our beautiful history, today’s students are really missing out on the love and sacrifices of our country’s founding. According to the them, history began when they were born 😉

    • Venus E. Lee says:

      MO 2008 on Hilary: if you can’t run your own house, you can’t run the White House.

      Funny how the MSM doesn’t mention that anymore — they loved it back then

  5. DeniseVB says:

    True story !

  6. lyn says:

    True story …

  7. DeniseVB says:

    So, South Africa is destined to become a third world sh*thole nation ? People are going to starve.

    • taw46 says:

      It’s been bad for a long time, many white farmers and their families have been brutally murdered. You can find it online, but MSM won’t report on it. Katie Hopkins traveled there and did some reporting.

  8. Cisco says:

    From MOTUS

    • taw46 says:

      Lol.

    • Constance says:

      It looks pretty bleak.

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        My guess is it is suppose to represent a citadel for the brotherhood but it looks like a prison. Perhaps Barry is projecting.

        • lateblum says:

          It looks like a re-education center. But I can see a prison. There is a law suit from one of the local organizations to try to stop the project because it is a private enterprise being proposed to be built on public lands. Of course Rahm is defending the proposal saying it is the “only” opportunity the city has to develop the South Side. He is whoring out the city and the poor people who will benefit almost nothing by having this obscenity erected in their midst.

          • lateblum says:

            Once again I’ve deleted a reply to my comment. Island girl, I’m sorry. It is truly some kind of computer error on this new iPad. It happened when I was ”liking” the comment. Exactly the way it did a day or so ago.
            I don’t like this iPad very much. Especially the keyboard.

  9. votermom says:

    This is, a test post, to see if Grammarly works and yes it catches wrong spelling errors but not the random, comma.

    • Ann says:

      If you installed the free version it is pretty basic highlighting grammatical errors and misspelled words. It is a formula though, so not always correct – it has a fit on my schema coding, when I write about certain social media platforms, etc.

      When I had the paid version it was tyrannical! Catching every little possible nuance error and more. I stopped paying because I hated being wrong so often. 😛

  10. Myiq2xu™ says:

    The simply cannot conceive that Trump has succeeded where everyone else failed.

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  12. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Karma is a bitch.

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  14. Underwhelmed says:

    If you’re dealing with an acute muscle spasm, Klown, you can do the following: apply heat to the affected area, to help the muscle tissue relax. Take a good hefty dose of magnesium over a period of days. Soak in a hot bath with epsom salts in it, which will also help muscle relaxation. Take a combo of ibuprofen and panadol or panadeine for the pain. If it is only muscle trouble you will eventually need a massage, but not while you’re in the acute phase. For the heat, because you’re dealing with an awkward location, you can wet a towel then heat it in the microwave, carefully, and wrap the hot towel around your neck/shoulders. Renew and replace as needed. If none of that gives you any relief then you will need medical intervention. Good luck!

  15. helenk3 says:

    I just watched the greatest showman.
    When I was a little girl the circus used to come every year to a open field near where I lived. We would get up early in the am and watch the circus train arrive and then they would unload and put up the tent. While the circus was there we would go every night. When they left us kids would search the field for any money dropped by the people who came to see the circus. A lot of happy memories there.
    When my kids were little the circus was no longer in tents. They would come to arenas and put on a show. I took the kids but is was not the same. Now there are no more circuses. What a loss for future generations. A world of make believe and fun and good memories.

  16. helenk3 says:

    https://reason.com/blog/2018/05/14/sacramento-wants-to-boost-rail-ridership

    unbelievable

    you want more ridership, make it available to be used. When I worked for Metrolink in LA, I had a standing argument because if you worked 2nd or 3rd shift you could not use the train to and from work. They believed it was only for day shift use. My argument was then do not take the taxpayer money from people who can not use it.

    • 49erDweet says:

      Train people are only exceeded in stubborn closemindedness by bus people.

      • helenk3 says:

        it is called public transportation and paid for by public funds, but they make it so a lot of the public can not use it.
        I was spoiled before I came to California. I could use a train to and from work no matter what shift I was working. I thought all commuter rails were that way.

        • 49erDweet says:

          All shifts aren’t equal in CA. It’s a throwback to our Spanish days. “Nice people” work days. All others work the odd shifts. Los Conquestadoros said so.

  17. SHV says:

    “One of the central Jewish prayers for those who are ill or recovering from illness or accidents is the Mi Sheberakh”
    ****
    I bet Melania has almost every Jew in Israel saying prayers!!

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  21. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Somebody needs to trim their beard.

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  23. SHV says:

    The Israeli Justice Minister, Ayelet Shaked:
    “She served in the IDF as an infantry instructor in the Golani Brigade,[7] serving in the 12th Barak (Lightning) battalion and Sayaret Golani (the special forces unit within the Golani Brigade).[10] It was while she was in the army, that her right-wing views were strengthened.[10] At Tel Aviv University, she obtained a BSc in electrical engineering and computer science. She began her career in the Tel Aviv high-tech industry,[1] working as a software engineer at Texas Instruments and later becoming manager of the company’s marketing.


    *****
    And we get Loretta Lynch and the “Possum”..

  24. DeniseVB says:

    Melania at Walter Reed this week after a successful “kidney procedure”. Twitter has Walter Reed trending, those dumbf**ks.

  25. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I posted this thread last night:

  26. lyn says:

    Buh, bye, bitch.

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  28. DeniseVB says:

    IFC Channel, Two and a Half Men marathon til 11, yummy fun.

  29. swanspirit says:

    Klown, is this possibly the muscle ? It can really be a foot when hurt.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sternocleidomastoid_muscle

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  31. lyn says:

    LOL. I believe ya, Jake.

  32. Cisco says:

    Heavenly Father, ease the pain and any suffering of our FLOTUS, Melinia Trump.
    Watch over and protect her.
    Comfort her family in this time of distress.

  33. Cisco says:

    Posted by WSB @ TCTH.
    The Lord’s Prayer in Slovene for you, First Lady Melania Trump. May God bless you and cradle you with a speedy recovery.

    Oče naš

    Oče naš, ki si v nebesih,
    posvečeno bodi tvoje ime.
    Pridi k nam tvoje kraljestvo,
    zgodi se tvoja volja,
    kakor v nebesih, tako na zemlji.
    Daj nam danes naš vsakdanji kruh
    in odpusti nam naše dolge,
    kakor tudi mi odpuščamo svojim dolžnikom
    in ne vpelji nas v skušnjavo,
    temveč reši nas hudega.

    Amen.

    • Cisco says:

      I sent the above prayer via whitehouse.gov.
      Here’s the response I received .
      At least it is acknowledged.
      The White House, Washington
      May 15, 2018

      Thank you for contacting the White House. We are carefully reviewing your message.

      President Donald J. Trump believes the strength of our country lies in the spirit of the American people and their willingness to stay informed and get involved. President Trump appreciates you taking the time to reach out.

      Sincerely,

      The Office of Presidential Correspondence

    • Dora says:

      That was a beautiful message Cisco. I hope Melania will get to see it. I know how delighted she would be.

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  37. Dora says:

    I’m watching some street interviews on the local news. These people believe that Jerusalem is an international city, set up by the UN for its member states, and now the US took it away and gave it to Israel. It is what they believe. I kid you not! My, how how our young people have been dumbed down!

    =====

    Debunking 25 left-wing and Arab myths from a left-wing Arab perspective

    Left-wing and Arab enemies of Israel make a number of accusations that they repeat as if they were facts. Here I take apart those myths from a left-wing Arab perspective.

    http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/debunking-25-left-wing-and-arab-myths-from-a-left-wing-arab-perspective/

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I sometimes wonder if all the fuss over taking religion and the bible out of public schools had more to do with dumbing down future generations and rewriting the narrative.

      Think about it. Regardless on ones own religious leanings, the bible provides a window into ancient cultures and the cradle of civilization. It has been proven that many of the stories are based on real events and people. It can help provide an understanding of the old ways and the shifts in power an allegiances. Perhaps even makes kids curious about Babylon and Egypt and Mesopotamia and Roma and Macedonia and yes, Israel.

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