Apparently (Yes he is your) President Trump surprised few people last night by picking Brett Kavanaughty-Boy to be the next victim of the Confirmation Inquisitors aka “The Senate Judiciary Committee.” I fell asleep after dinner and missed the announcement. According to former Governor Terry McAulifflower there are already thousands of dead bodies littering the streets of America just from the announcement. (Drive careful if you are commuting this morning.)
I hate to disappoint you but I don’t know if I should be excited or what. I know you guys pay big money so I will share my wisdom with you but right now I ain’t got any.
There are a bunch of different questions about Kavanaughty-Boy, such as “Will he be a good Justice?” and “Will he be confirmed?”
The only answer I have is “I dunno. Maybe.” to both questions.
(Stops to squash tiny little bug racing across his desk.)
Where was I? Oh, yeah – Is this an open thread?
I dunno. Maybe.