I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m ready for Scotty to beam my crazy ass up ASAP. Between the MSM’s relentless and unfounded attacks on President Trump and his base to the self-admitted socialist lunatics that the Democrats are accepting as their new “leaders”, I’m about ready to blow this taco stand.
Its more than a tad ironic that the Democrats are STILL all wee-wee’d up about Russian collusion (yes, the same Russia that was once known as the United Soviet Socialist Republic) out of one side of their mouths are now openly and proudly declaring themselves as “Democratic Socialists“, and trying to convince us that they’re our last hope for Democracy. Got that? Confused? Amused? Me too…
I’ve divorced myself from cable news, save for a few shows I can stand to watch without fear of drop kicking my TV, and even some of those “safe” shows get on my last gay nerve from time to time, depending on the guests. Amazing how many hours there are in a day when you’re not a slave to the ratings or partisan hype.
THE NEW DEMOCRATS
My greatest fear, however unfounded, is that the inept Democratic Socialists (a term I’ll be using from here on in to describe any Democrat) somehow get control of The Enterprise. Then what do we do?? Here’s a glimpse of what could actually happen:
With the Democratic Socialists in charge, mandatory gender re-assignment will be performed each and every time someone in their right mind tries to flee a hostile partisan environment. This law was passed by a Democratic Socialists controlled house and senate, and named “Cait’s Law” (not to be confused with Kate’s Law), which was lobbied for by confused and bitter former Olympian,
Bruce Caitlin Marie Jenner.
Things can get far worse than that (see California and Michigan economies, Chicago gun violence, Maxine Waters new wig), but I’m more interested in keeping myself sane and amused these days, so I’ll focus on the positive.
SO WHO THE F*CK WILL SAVE US?!
Fear not, fellow sane earthlings. There is hope. There is a force that surpasses the evil Democratic Socialist army that is trying to eat the brains of all earthly inhabitants. A force that came out of left field (actually, from the Right) and single handedly put a stick in the spokes of what appeared to be an inevitable march toward socialism.
They laughed at him when he proposed adding a “Space Force” to our military. Everybody thought it was a big joke, and with each mention, they laughed and laughed more and more. But while they were laughing, Donald Skywalker was working hard behind the scenes.
Remember that “YUGE”™ increase in military spending that caused the Democratic Socialists to flip their wigs (except for Maxine, who’s wig is welded on)? While they were flipping, Donald Skywalker was working hard behind the scenes. Every time the MSM went haywire about something he said or did, he went back to work on an escape plan. Whenever things started calming down among the pundits, he blurted out distraction after distraction to keep their feeble minds occupied while he continued working hard.
Fellow earthlings, our emancipation from the FSA (free shit army) is imminent. Scheduled to be released shortly before the mid-term elections and equipped with a 21st century Transporter designed to keep your gender intact (which is going to piss the Democratic Socialists right the hell off), this chariot of deliverance will be seen in the skies across all of North America:
For behold, the LORD will come in fire And His chariots like the whirlwind, To render His anger with fury, And His rebuke with flames of fire.