Scotty, Beam Me Up!

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m ready for Scotty to beam my crazy ass up ASAP.  Between the MSM’s relentless and unfounded attacks on President Trump and his base to the self-admitted socialist lunatics that the Democrats are accepting as their new “leaders”, I’m about ready to blow this taco stand.

Its more than a tad ironic that the Democrats are STILL all wee-wee’d up about Russian collusion (yes, the same Russia that was once known as the United Soviet Socialist Republicout of one side of their mouths are now openly and proudly declaring themselves as “Democratic Socialists, and trying to convince us that they’re our last hope for Democracy.  Got that?  Confused? Amused? Me too…

I’ve divorced myself from cable news, save for a few shows I can stand to watch without fear of drop kicking my TV, and even some of those “safe” shows get on my last gay nerve from time to time, depending on the guests.  Amazing how many hours there are in a day when you’re not a slave to the ratings or partisan hype.

THE NEW DEMOCRATS

My greatest fear, however unfounded, is that the inept Democratic Socialists (a term I’ll be using from here on in to describe any Democrat) somehow get control of The Enterprise.  Then what do we do??  Here’s a glimpse of what could actually happen:

With the Democratic Socialists in charge, mandatory gender re-assignment will be performed each and every time someone in their right mind tries to flee a hostile partisan environment.  This law was passed by a Democratic Socialists controlled house and senate, and named “Cait’s Law” (not to be confused with Kate’s Law), which was lobbied for by confused and bitter former Olympian, Bruce Caitlin Marie Jenner.

Things can get far worse than that (see California and Michigan economies, Chicago gun violence, Maxine Waters new wig), but I’m more interested in keeping myself sane and amused these days, so I’ll focus on the positive.

SO WHO THE F*CK WILL SAVE US?!

Fear not, fellow sane earthlings.  There is hope.  There is a force that surpasses the evil Democratic Socialist army that is trying to eat the brains of all earthly inhabitants.  A force that came out of left field (actually, from the Right) and single handedly put a stick in the spokes of what appeared to be an inevitable march toward socialism.

Enter ‘Donald Skywalker’

They laughed at him when he proposed adding a “Space Force” to our military.  Everybody thought it was a big joke, and with each mention, they laughed and laughed more and more.  But while they were laughing, Donald Skywalker was working hard behind the scenes.

Remember that “YUGE”™ increase in military spending that caused the Democratic Socialists to flip their wigs (except for Maxine, who’s wig is welded on)?  While they were flipping, Donald Skywalker was working hard behind the scenes.  Every time the MSM went haywire about something he said or did, he went back to work on an escape plan.  Whenever things started calming down among the pundits, he blurted out distraction after distraction to keep their feeble minds occupied while he continued working hard.

Fellow earthlings, our emancipation from the FSA (free shit army) is imminent.  Scheduled to be released shortly before the mid-term elections and equipped with a 21st century Transporter designed to keep your gender intact (which is going to piss the Democratic Socialists right the hell off), this chariot of deliverance will be seen in the skies across all of North America:

For behold, the LORD will come in fire And His chariots like the whirlwind, To render His anger with fury, And His rebuke with flames of fire.

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102 Responses to Scotty, Beam Me Up!

  1. lyn says:

    Asshole posted this on his FB page:

  2. Anthony says:

    Democratic Socialists are already planning to overtake the U.S.S. Deplorable:

  3. Venus E. Lee says:

    OT — Never Trump alleged conservative Brandon Morse is all in defending James Gunn to please the left. When they “Kevin Williamson” him, I’m going to enjoy it.

    • jenlyn says:

      And that is because no one is into child rape MORE than the left. The ACLU (right hand of the Democrats) protects and defends Child Rapist and Pornographers first and foremost. Hollywood is BUILT on child rape they know it, they love it, and they will continue to do it until we arm all children with guns from day one. Look at the sexualization of children on Disney Channel alone. DISGUSTING. We get off on youth literally and figuratively and no matter what people say in public in private (for example, look at porn titles of mags/movies) is what matters because that is where most child rape occurs. Look at FAMILY GUY or BOB’S BURGERS openly discussing, promoting and making money on promoting child rape both of these shows make me sick but I’m one girl against the world.

      • BjornTheBorg says:

        When it comes to pedophilia, nobody is more for it than the Catholic Church. That whole organization is dedicated to priest-on-boy action.

        • jenlyn says:

          Catholic LEADERSHIP (i.e. priests/bishops/pope) but your everyday Catholic is not. Sad thing is that they cannot see that if the leadership is sick so is the entire organization. I have a friend who was violently raped by his neighbor for years and he is Catholic to the core and will not ever leave church. Largest collection of pornography in world is at Vatican–they had it appraised. EVIL evil evil.

        • Anthony says:

          I asked for money when my priest asked me to meet him in the sacristy after mass for a “special blessing”. I heard about them from a few other guys and figured what the hell, I might as well try and make a buck. He became enraged and kicked me off the God Squad. Last mass I ever served.

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  5. DeniseVB says:

    Yay, an Anthony post ! Loved Donald Skywalker, hope he goes full Anakin “Darth” Vader on the DNC’s ass. I guess this is why my new time suck is reading and watching WalkAway testimonials, they are definitely Chicken Soup for my Soul. We have some fine people on our side ❤

  6. Mt.Laurel says:

    I love the u.s.s. Deplorable meme. Even more so because it will make progress heads explode. they have been encroaching on anything even remotely scifi-ish trying to claim that it their turf and their turf alone and , as if their way, totally ignoring the actual meaning of term science fiction so they can demand diversity and adherence to the one true way of the crazy lemmings headed off the left Clift . All the while missing that their very words and behavior are, in
    Fact, the abysmal future many a science fiction writer had created as commentary on potential pitfalls of mankind not a road map for idiots to get there way.

  7. DandyTIger says:

    Spot on post! And from that recent poll, a majority of the Democratic Socialists, or DemSocs for short, want all illegal aliens to have the vote. I’m prepping for my island escape as we speak.

    • Cisco says:

      I’m staying behind.
      Building a bunker with sandbag reinforcement.
      Looks pretty good.

  8. Myiq2xu™ says:

    “A fella who cuts off his Johnson isn’t a woman, he’s just a man without a Johnson.” – John Wayne

    • Anthony says:

      I think it has something to do with being cooped up with Kardashian women… Looking forward to seeing what eventually happens to Kanye

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  10. silverlake mom says:

    Thank-you Anthony,great post!

  11. lyn says:

    😀

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    • Cisco says:

      BWHAAAAA.
      Dosent even qualify as a half-ass attempt.
      Folks, we’re in the trenches together.
      Ain’t a one of us gonna cut and run.
      Not a one of us.
      That’s what the opposition dosent understand or willing to accept.

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  14. Myiq2xu™ says:

    If women work longer hours than men, how many minutes are in a longer hour?

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  17. driguana says:

    Another great Clusterfuck Nation article fro James Kunstler.
    http://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/on-the-beach/

  18. swanspirit says:

    Great post Anthony!!! I am definitely on board the U.S.S. Deplorable. This President is going where no President has gone before!!! And we are going with him! And btw, I hear there are plenty of folks in the Air Force, who would LOVE to sign on to the Space Force.😎 🚁🚁✈✈🚀🚀🚀

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  24. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I always like it when somebody puts up a post, but it is even better when they put up a good one.

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  27. Cisco says:

    Just trying to tie up some loose threads.
    First.http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/30/portland-police-ice-911-calls/
    Second.Who ever gave the order to stand down, lawyer up you fucks.
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/07/i-c-e-prepares-to-sue-city-of-portland-over-police-dereliction-of-duty/
    My thoughts from downstairs.
    July 31, 2018 at 4:53 am
    I’d like to give a special f-k you to the Portland PD.
    As a rookie I was taught 3 cardinal rules of law enforcement.
    #1 Make sure partner goes home to his/her family at the end of the tour/watch.
    #2 You make sure you go home to your family, .
    #3 Always, ALWAYS back up fellow LEO’s, no matter what jurisdiction or enforcement branch.
    Breaking an order not to? You go anyway.
    Suspension time is easier to take than the life time of guilt knowing you could have saved a brother Officer.
    And that goes for the citizens too. Not your assignment, you go anyway.
    Sleep easy you pricks.🖕

  28. Cisco says:

    So Acosta and CNN are catching a lot of flack at the rally.
    I have ABSOLUTELY no sympathy for either after Acosta’s disgraceful and disrespectful exhibition towards President Trump in front of a foreign Head of State, PM Conte of Italy.
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/07/video-italian-pm-conti-heaps-praise-on-president-trump-at-joint-presser-to-the-horror-and-disgust-of-assembled-media-hacks/

  29. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Mulehead is not investigating Russian election interference, he’s investigating Trump.

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  31. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • DandyTIger says:

      Seems the whole point of thugs (aka Dems) attacking others is so they can kill them. It’s just not fair when the victim defends himself.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Benjamin Crump is already representing the dead thug’s family. Some lawyers chase ambulances. Crump chases hearses.

      • Cisco says:

        In Chicago it’s called, “the ghetto lottery”
        Do something stupid and get kil’t by the po-po, sue, and chances are that the City will settle without going to court.
        The family reaps the benefits of your stupidity.
        Chicago always pays off, especially near election time.
        They don’t even go to trial with the excuse being, “well they want $25 million and if we go to trial they may get it.
        So let’s settle for $10 million.
        The fam’bly always settles out of court.

    • Cisco says:

      Stand your ground or whatever you call it .
      Simply, self-defense.
      Each and every State has various definitions of the above, but generically speaking…
      “When one is in reasonable, that’s reasonable, apprehension of imminent death or grevious bodily harm, the use of deadly force to defend oneself is allowed.”
      Of course, this all has to be proven in a court of law.
      Legal Insurection website has some very interesting case and makes points of law.

  32. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Woman defending sex robots on Dr. Oz: “I think if most of us acted out our sexual fantasies we would be in jail.”

    Did a quick review of my sexual fantasies, did not see anything that would be criminal.

    Now I’m wondering what that woman’s fantasies are.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      I’m at Mom’s, cooking some dinner while she watches Dr. Oz. If I heard Dr. Oz correctly you can now get gonorrhea from a dating app. In my day you got it from toilet seats and doorknobs.

      I’m not sure this is an improvement.

  33. Dora says:

    Hee Hee.

  34. Myiq2xu™ says:

  35. lyn says:

    Trump is on time.

  36. Mt.Laurel says:

    I have been doing a literature review for a web site news section (Health) and came across of few of those same story but look at the twist in the headlines that make your head spin.

    LA TImes:
    Targeting home healthcare workers, the Trump administration opens another front in its war on public employees

    The HIll
    The Trump administration stands up for health-care workers and Medicaid recipients

  37. lateblum says:

    Excellent post, Anthony!! I was awol some of the day and so this comment is a bit late.

  38. Propertius says:

    “With the Democratic Socialists in charge, mandatory gender re-assignment will be performed each and every time someone in their right mind tries to flee a hostile partisan environment. This law was passed by a Democratic Socialists controlled house and senate, and named “Cait’s Law” (not to be confused with Kate’s Law), which was lobbied for by confused and bitter former Olympian, Bruce Caitlin Marie Jenner.”

    This is more than slightly ironic, given that Jenner is a Republican.

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