Woden’s Day Open Thread

Donnie Jr. demonstrates the old “one-two” punch.

Sorry I’m late. I was gonna write a post about Sleepy-Eyed Chuck Todd but some shit happened.

The good news is I got my new driver’s license. The bad news is it has my current picture on it.

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159 Responses to Woden’s Day Open Thread

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

  2. Somebody says:

    Glad you got it all sorted out Klown. Sorry about the picture. Mine needs to be changed, I keep renewing by mail, the picture is from almost 2 decades ago 😂

    When I went to vote yesterday the lady really scrutinized my license and signature 😂 That’s how old the picture is 🤣 It didn’t help that I had on no makeup, my hair was a mess…..I was a mess. I had been prepping for a family party today…..working like a dog, cleaning, baking, etc……but I voted! Family event is over, everyone has gone home. My prog sister only trash talked Trump a little bit 🙄 I got my feet up and I fully intend to get more than 5 hours sleep tonight.

  3. Ann says:

    I was wondering what the Don Jr freak-out was about today. I laughed at both of those tweets, something I have never done for a Chelsea Handler “joke”.

  4. Myiq2xu™ says:

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  6. Dora says:

    And he invited Obama! What a monkey!

    • Lulu says:

      Is this a funeral or a spite festival for the McCains?

      • Lulu says:

        And this kind of shit should disqualify old Cindy from a professional widowhood sinecure in the Senate if she can’t behave herself and control her spite.

      • Underwhelmed says:

        You have to ask?

      • Constance says:

        It is so petty. And I find the need to parade the body around all over the country gross.

        • jenlyn says:

          John McCain was a traitor in the end. He utterly forgot he was simply a public servant and when he didn’t win the presidency he felt he was owed, he was wronged, etc., etc. Sarah was the ONLY thing good about his run for president he just didn’t have what it takes to inspire a nation. He used our money and good faith to prop up the bad guys and line his pockets. He conspired with Billary and Oshameful to ‘document’ the evils of Trump and voted AGAINST Americans over and over to prove his point–he is a stupid, silly, spoiled piece of shit. Point made you win John McCain and may you burn in hell for as many years as God feels you deserve.

    • Somebody says:

      His parting shot, whatevs. Maybe POTUS will invite Sarah over for lunch.

    • helenk3 says:

      Sarah Palin was the only reason many people voted for the McCain ticket. I was one of them. He has been trashing her since his loss instead of looking in the mirror. She deserves a lot better
      She really does not need to waste her time going to the service

    • swanspirit says:

      I am trying very hard not to have a complete Tourette’s breakdown. McCain was a fucking bastard, and I am glad he is gone. Stupid no class prick. Sarah Palin has more dignity in her little finger, than this dead ass carcass had in his lifetime. I am so glad he is gone.
      The funeral is probably going to be a full blown hate fest, too. Fuck them all.
      Trump 2020!

    • DandyTIger says:

      So many stories to tell, but if you can’t say anything nice…. OK one. McCain was very famous in the Senate offices for throwing hot coffee in the faces of his staffers. And that was one of the nice things he did.

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    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Weinstein is not a convicted pedophile.

      • Jadzia says:

        That notwithstanding, I am blown away by the audacity of the suspension (which they tried to keep secret) of the investigation, given that the major thing they were investigating was whether Cy Vance inappropriately stopped investigating Harvey back in 2015 IMMEDIATELY AFTER RECEIVING A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION from Boies. How can Cuomo not realize that this isn’t a good look for him?

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  10. Venus E. Lee says:

    My new favorite meme

  11. helenk3 says:


    just wondering, will he fundraise by promising dates with porn stars?

  12. DeniseVB says:

    Apparently there’s a Dem primary debate going on right now. Just reading through the hashtag, looks like Cynthia his throwing her lady balls to the wall (Cuomo). LOL.

  13. Dora says:

  14. helenk3 says:

    I love this guy
    some good advice

  15. helenk3 says:

    for some reason I thought of this song tonight

  16. Dora says:

    It was pretty lively. It went fast.

    Here’s the report.

    She gave it a good try. 🙂

  17. NewOrleans says:

    Tag team terrors!

    • Cisco says:

      Never in human history has so much bs has been thrown by so few (CNN) towards so many, (Americans)
      Look in the dictionary for fake news.
      I saw these three letters…

    • Anthony says:

      ”Sloppy @carlbernstein, a man who lives in the past and thinks like a degenerate fool

      He needs to stop lol. I’m still cracking up about “Bruce Ohr and his beautiful wife Nellie” from a few weeks ago 🤣🤣🤣

      • mothy2017 says:

        Sometimes The Donald out does the gay in the best of us. His quips are for a lack of a better term fierce. He is so much larger than life and he erected things all over NY.
        Has any Republican ever had such visible gay support? Imagine where he’d be if the press was 25% unbiased.

        • Anthony says:

          True. All true.

          • mothy2017 says:

            I am only on twitter because of him. Scott Walker might have been/will be a good president, but only Donald could meet and match and trump the far left. I don’t think any other candidate would be able to defeat the other sides fervor. He gave life. Killary was such a disappointment in 2008 then became monstrous. This dude came along and said fuck all of you. I am going to be president and I have the hottest babe EVER on my arm. He was laughed and attacked. That is such the story of gay icons. They said fuck off. I am. It’s the triumph over adversity while keeping a sense of humor. I remember being a teen when Mask came out. Cher had been a joke and then she became. I know its different but its a similar theme.
            Of course I am in awe of what Trump is actually doing.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      When I saw Buzzard Feed calling out CNN earlier today, I knew they had managed to find a spot so far off the progs path that they completely missed the farthest edge edge of the SJW universe and fell off into a black whole so deep that not even the combined forces of NPR/NYT/[Amazon]WP/VOX/Slate/ and the rest of the faux msm gang could not pull them out of the abyss.

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  19. DeniseVB says:

    Should I book a DC hotel room now for this weekend? Hope it’s a National March thingie…..

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      When I first saw your post I was on the WP app and could not see the embedded article and was ready to tell you goodness NO NO NO you do not want to come to swampland this weekend. It is hazy hot and humid, bad air with a heat advisory AND there will be all the fuss over McShame most of the live long weekend.

      Now that I am on the computer, I see it is for October. 😲 Opps!

      • DeniseVB says:

        LOL, my fault, I forget some links don’t show up on some devices, it did sound like THIS weekend. October is crispy and lovely in DC 🙂 I’m hoping it’s a march, in DC, but usually only one date is announced, he just announced a whole weekend. I just love mysterious men 😀 I guess we’ll find out where and what for sure soon.

    • Constance says:

      If the Walk Away people could pull of a giant march before the Midterms that would really be impressive!

  20. mothy2017 says:

    How did Woods become so damn sexy?

  21. Lurker says:

    Someone posted from the closed session. Believable?

  22. Lurker says:

    Original. Zoomable.

  23. Cisco says:

    Oh, fuck!
    The tired sorry ass expired f’king race card.
    This time the pope is the victim.

  24. DandyTIger says:

    Time for some Meat

  25. Myiq2xu™ says:

  26. John Denney says:

    Wealth can be created. You never hear Socialists advocate for creating wealth, they just want to spend the wealth of others.

    • Underwhelmed says:

      Well, duh. Doing it for yourself requires hard work and risk. Much easier to steal the hard work of others, then blame them for having more than you.

  27. Dora says:

    LA is naming a street after obama! Ridiculous!

    I hope they choose the street with the most poop. At least it will be fitting.


    There’s a New Street Coming to Los Angeles – Obama Boulevard

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  29. DeniseVB says:

    Thought of Swannie ….. Trump boat flags ordered to be taken down at OC marina ….

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  31. Dora says:

    I don’t know how he can take it!

  32. Dora says:

    More Winning!

  33. taw46 says:

    Mark Dice also has the clip out there.

  34. DeniseVB says:

    Not sure if this confrontation reminds me more of Nazi Germany or the racist 50’s/60’s. Maybe both. Antifa boy only knows one phrase? Just repeating STFU? His “victim” tries to promote a conversation, but it’s inaudible, so you don’t really need the sound on if you’re at work or around sensitive ears.

  35. elliesmom says:

    I’m sort of watching an old Leverage rerun on ION TV while I have some breakfast and see if the world survived the night. A PSA with the tagline “Boys will be boys” has popped up a couple of times. The male cast of L&O SVU are among the featured. What’s the message? Ellie occasionally digs a hole in our yard to get where the ground is cooler. You know, dogs will be dogs. What’s the point? Should I try to convince her she’s a cat? Cats have their own little idiosyncrasies that drive their owners crazy. It wouldn’t be an improvement. Just different. I like both dogs and cats. I prefer to let dogs be dogs and cats by cats.

  36. DeniseVB says:

    If you don’t have time to watch the whole NY debate, this is all you need to know 😀

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  40. elliesmom says:

    Ellie and I went for a quick morning swim. We saw our first midterm yard sign in the neighborhood. It’s for governor. We haven’t had our primaries yet, and while there’s a strong consensus about who the two major party candidates will be, it would be presumptious for either of them to put up signs. But there’s also an independent candidate, and he’s free to start campaigning for November. He had a truck float in our 4th of July parade. While most folks have a driver while they sit in a fancy convertible and wave, Joe drove his own truck. The back of the truck was festooned with red, white, and blue flowers. A woman wearing a beautiful gown, who friends told me is Joe’s wife, was singing opera from the back of the truck. Gorgeous voice and lovely lady. The sign had his face on it and said, “Because I’m different.” While I’m taking the elections for senator and representative seriously, I’m pretty sure the Democrat has the race for governor in the bag. Unless things get close in the governor’s race, I think I’m going to give Joe my vote. I don’t usually vote 3rd party, but I think I like Joe. He’s different.

  41. Anthony says:

    Wakey-wakey, Deplorables!

  42. Anthony says:

    Well HE’S off to a good start today lmao

  43. DeniseVB says:

    He he he he he …..

  44. DandyTIger says:

  45. lyn says:

  46. Dora says:


    While President Trump was being inaugurated, the Soros-funded Left was busy agitating.

    A strategy memo compiled by George Soros-funded activist groups as President Trump was being inaugurated last year foretold and seemed to lay the groundwork for many of the political difficulties Trump now faces and the politics-related strife now roiling the nation.

    The memo takes on a heightened importance as the politically-driven censorship of conservatives by the gigantic, unregulated social media corporations controlled by the Left is moving into high gear while the crucial midterm congressional elections of Nov. 6 approach.


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  48. mothy2017 says:

    A very busy day today reporting every parent I have ever known for using a racist term on their brats.

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