Two and a Half Men – Checking for Semen

One of my favorite sitcom scenes ever. WTH, it’s a TCH Saturday Day Night Open Thread ! Also TVLand is running a Two Men marathon right now. I was never politically correct.

Speaking of Charlie Sheen, hope myiq gets his ‘puter behaving 😉

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

217 Responses to Two and a Half Men – Checking for Semen

    • helenk3 says:

      glad to hear that. internet can make you crazy sometimes

    • DeniseVB says:

      Good. Good. I really had nothing, just a play thing 😀 Taking the weekend off from “Dr” Ratchet news. With Scotch ❤

      • Jadzia says:

        My spidey senses go off whenever an individual who doesn’t have a MEDICAL degree insists on being called “Dr.” If I’m on a cruise ship and somebody asks if there’s a doctor in the house, it’s not my expertise they need! The ones who get REALLY huffy about their title not being used tend to be the ones who have purchased a degree from a Sri Lankan diploma mill (TRUE STORY) or someplace similar.

        • DeniseVB says:

          True story Dr. Jadzia, a friend of ours was so pissed he didn’t make Admiral, he retired, got his Ph.d just so he could use the Dr. on all his correspondence. Yeah, Dr. Uppitypants was finally happy again, because retiring as a Navy Captain was beneath him? Geeesh.

          Funny, maybe racist, story. Shortly after 9-11, I took the train to NYC from a tiny *NO SECURITY* station in Newport News, VA. About 6 men, who looked like the hijackers, boarded too. I was convinced I was doomed because I always thought the next “attack” would occur when the train tunneled under the Capitol Bldg going into Union Station. Nope. BUT they didn’t get off in DC, crap. Chugging up the NE Corridor, I started to relax, UNTIL……the train came to a sudden, stop in a small town. Started to worry again, until the conducter asked over the intercom, is there a doctor on board? All those 6 young men answered that call. I saw an ambulance arrive and two of them got into the ambulance with an older lady who obviously had a medical event. Then we chugged off. The other 4 returned, and I wanted to hug them all ❤

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Phone, cable and internet are all ATT. Mine keeps going out every 2 minutes.

  1. helenk3 says:

    thank God this fool is retiring. Maybe we can get a real republican and not a closet democrat in the next election

  2. Venus E. Lee says:

    Thread

    • elliesmom says:

      This is the kind of conversation I’ve been hearing out and about most of the week, but they all end with if the Republicans can’t get this done, then they can just eff themselves. And I live in a blue state.

      • DeniseVB says:

        The GOP doesn’t want to be framed as “supporting rapists” if they hammer Ford. Makes me sick. Kavanaugh is NOT a rapist, touchy/feely is not rape. JFC, it’s high school clumsy boys who freaked over a girl screaming, hand over mouth?

    • lyn says:

      Shared that on Grassley’s FB page.

  3. Venus E. Lee says:

    • lateblum says:

      Is @LEBassett a real person? If she is, she’s an idiot. I have to believe these people are simply trolling for shitz and giggles. Otherwise, the world has truly turned upside down and these women – for lack of a better, more accurate term – are obscene and soon to be extinct species. At least I hope they are.
      My head is absolutely hurting.

  4. DeniseVB says:

    Everybody Loves Raymond – PMS

  5. DeniseVB says:

    A Classic Champ, right?

    • Cisco says:

      A classic!
      This and the chocolate assembly line.
      One of, if not the greatest physical comedians of all times.
      Married a womanizer.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I have always had a soft spot for the routine Lucy and Ethel use, with the help of Jimmy Demaret the golf pro idol of the boys, to get even with Ricky and Fred for making up complicated and kooky rules for golf.

  6. DeniseVB says:

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? WoW!

  7. lyn says:

  8. elliesmom says:

    A lot of folks are saying if Kavanaugh isn’t seated by the opening day, he can’t sit on cases all year. That makes absolutely no sense, and I can’t find an answer, which migh mean it’s a ridiculous question.

    • lyn says:

      That doesn’t sound right. I would assume he couldn’t vote on the cases he didn’t hear.

    • Somebody says:

      It isn’t true. Justice Gorsuch’s first day was April 17th. The confirmation for Justice Thomas was delayed several weeks, so he started mid October. Justice Roberts was also confirmed and seated mid SCOTUS term.

      I believe the rules are such that they can’t rule on cases where they missed oral arguments. That is my understanding of the rules.

  9. helenk3 says:

    I would pay to see Ford questioned by Judge Jeanine.

    her opening statement was great tonight

  10. SHV says:

    Well with all of the nasty shit going down, a nice human interest story. Al, the wife, and her mother are in Vancouver, BC and both ran 1/2 marathon (13.1 miles) today. Her mom (age 77) has been training for the race all summer, walking her Pit Bull 2-3 miles early in AM and running treadmill, up to 10miles, in the afternoon. Al finished and went back out to run with her mom. At about mile 10, her mom started having severe back spasms but kept pushing to finish dead last. Al said the race organizers had been packing up the finish line but when her mom got close to finish, they stopped and treated her mom like the winner. Al sent a pic., her mom looks like a million bucks, Al is crying and looks like a wreck. Wimminz??!!

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      God love both of them. I think I could walk that distance if I made sure to get in enough practices at longer distances but I could never run that far anymore. That is quite an accomplishment. Very nice of the organizers to not ignore the very last arrival.

    • Cisco says:

      13.1 mile?
      If you think you can’t do it, you won’t.
      She didn’t quit 👍

    • DeniseVB says:

      What an accomplishment for Mom ! To finish a race like that is not for wussies. 5K is my max, WALKING ! I think my favorite so far was the (annual, in April) 9-11 Museum Run/Walk in NYC. Not only for a good cause, but one of the most beautiful walks I’ve ever taking in NYC, along Battery Park and the Hudson River with FDNY and NYPD handing out cups of water along the way….thanking us. Whoa, goosebumps, no, thank YOU. At the end of the route, you turned a corner with the Freedom Tower in view. I teared up.

    • helenk3 says:

      that is great. congratulate her for me. What a LADY

    • lateblum says:

      What a wonderful accomplishment – for both. Even though your wife runs marathons -you said she’s running the 2018 Chicago Marathon – finishing the half and going back to be with her mom – what a champion! She did a marathon in my eyes. I’m in awe of BOTH of these amazing women.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      WOOT

  11. DandyTIger says:

  12. lyn says:

    • lyn says:

  13. lyn says:

    Here’s the good thread.

    • SHV says:

      The thing that I find most interesting is that nothing seems to have been recovered from her “scrubbed” social media accounts and you can bet that a total wacko like Crissy was a prolific poster. How much lead time and how much money was spent for this coverup??

    • taw46 says:

      And here is another Strassel thread:

  14. Venus E. Lee says:

    Aside from the terrorist angle. Anyone care to argue that straight guys sit between the legs of other guys as Obama is doing in this picture?

    • swanspirit says:

      You posted this in the most appropriate thread. 😎

    • NewOrleans says:

      I would love to know if that’s really AlWaleed Bin Talal. It’s long been reported he was one of Obama’s primary . . . um . . . benefactors. They sure do look cozy.

      In any case, Bin Talal has sure been quiet since he got bitchslapped by President Trump AND double-bitchslapped by his cousin, Crown Prince MBS.

    • DeniseVB says:

      You rarely see photos from Obama’s younger days, but if you do see him with girls, it’s white wimmins. Along the way, someone convinced him if he wanted a career in politics, he needed a black wife. I think the history, or what we know of him now, has been completely fabricated because none of it makes sense.

      • lateblum says:

        His life is a composite of lies, fabricated to make him appear sophisticated, worldly, and saintly. If people actually knew what, and mostly WHO made up the narrative and staged the timeline, I would hope minds might change. But then, cult members are pretty much immune to change. If my family members ever learned the truth, they’d still put all their faith in their messiah. And trust me, I’ve shared everything I’ve ever known about him from the getgo. Starting with the townhall meeting that I attended in 2007. It made zero difference.

      • 1539days says:

        Black wife or Black beard. Whatever works.

    • Island Girl says:

      Now there’s a party that needs to be investigated!

  15. Mothy67 says:

  16. taw46 says:

  17. Dora says:

    This is what she will be remembered for.

  18. taw46 says:

  19. Anthony says:

    I was also a high school slut. As a matter of fact, that’s sugarcoating it. I stopped just short of the ‘Total Pig’ level.

    Unlike Dr. Ford, I totally own it. Am I proud of it? Not particularly, but it did have its advantages. Like a pair of 3rd row dead center seats to a sold out Doors concert, mine for the taking in exchange for a toss in the back seat of my buddy Bill’s Dodge Challenger. That was a two-fer. I had a GTO at the time but always wondered whether I should’ve went for the Challenger. In the end, I was delighted with both my choice of a vehicle as well as great seats to see Morrison live.

    And then there was the time I forgot to go to my economics class for almost a whole semester. Amazing how easy it was to get an A just for talking filthy to my teacher while he pulled off in a vacant classroom. He offered a B afterward, but I reminded him that I have a tendency to blurt shit out when I’m crossed. I got my A.

    It was the era of Free Love (does barter contradict that? 🤫) and I took full advantage of it. I knew I was only in high school and that it was probably a stupid mistake, but I also knew I would be forgiven, even if begrudgingly, because of my tender age and lack of worldliness. Even if years later I might be a SCOTUS nominee.

    So, Dr, Ford, it’s time to get over yourself. It seems from some screen shots of your social media and high school yearbook, you managed to be both a party monster as well as an easy lay. Just like me. Just like many young people who were trying to figure out how to manage their new hormones. It’s really not a big deal. You were young and stupid. Grow the fuck up and move on.

    • Dora says:

      You seemed to have had a pretty wild life Anthony, but you turned out just fine.

      You are a good man.

      I have one disagreement with you in your advice to Dr. Ford. You treat the incident as being true. I don’t believe it really happened.

      I guess we will find out soon. That is, if the hearings ever take place.

      • Anthony says:

        Thanks for the compliment Dora. To be clear, I didn’t say I believed her, I said that from the looks of things, she was a hard partying slut in HS 🤣🤣🤣 Nothing to be ashamed of or turn into a (literal) federal case on her part. Own it, smile at the memories and move on.

  20. Dora says:

    I found this over at The Treehouse. I’m not familiar with the brassballs’ website, but if this is true, it should prove that it’s all a set up. As many of us knew from the start.

    ===

    Christine Blasey heads Stanford’s CIA Undergraduate Internship Program.

    Christine Blasey is Judge Britt Cavanaugh’s accuser.

    Her father works for the CIA too.

    According to CIA records, so did her grandfather.

    Her brother worked for Baker Hostetler, an international law firm that created Fusion GPS.

    https://brassballs.blog/home/christine-blasey-works-for-stanford-universitys-cia-undergraduate-internship-program-her-father-is-cia-too-and-so-was-her-grandfather-nicholas-deak

  21. taw46 says:

    James Woods still missing from twitter – he says banned. 😞

  22. Dora says:

    Profiles in Treason: John Kerry – This Traitor Teamed With ‘Death To America’ Mullahs While Turning His Back On America
    September 23, 2018

    https://www.sgtreport.com/2018/09/profiles-in-treason-john-kerry-this-traitor-teamed-with-death-to-america-mullahs-while-turning-his-back-on-america/

  23. taw46 says:

    I missed this on Friday. So now the documents will not be declassified? So disappointed.

    https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/21/trump-declassification/

  24. Dora says:

    It’s going to be a peaceful day in the city today. 🙂

  25. Dora says:

  26. DeniseVB says:

    I just saw this article (using a link to Daily Caller, which includes the link to the WaPoop story, which reads like poop). Like everything else about “poor” Christine’s trauma, it doesn’t make sense.

    https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/22/kavanaugh-accuser-considers-fleeing-us/

    Met her hubby on a dating site, that was a new piece of info 😉

    • taw46 says:

      So? Lots of actors threatened to leave if Trump were elected. Meaning if they didn’t get their way. She’s just like them. Tiresome. As if we care if they leave the country.

  27. taw46 says:

    • Cisco says:

      Question.
      How did the original allegation morph from groping to attempted rape.
      The Dem’s and their f’king henchmen, msm that’s how.

    • Jadzia says:

      Meanwhile in France, Socialist Hollande seems to think that the public (the same public that gave him a SIX PERCENT approval rating near the end of his term) wants him back in 2022! I needed a laugh today.

  28. helenk3 says:

    http://www.crainsnewyork.com/politics/democratic-representatives-try-restore-tax-deductions

    he is not happy. thinks the states that went for Hillary are being punished. I think that the day of the federal government indirectly paying for state expenses in being stopped

  29. Mothy67 says:

    Recovered memories are, I believe, mostly bullshit. It seems ford was in marriage counseling when it surfaced. Not sure what is true, but read her husband said that they left the East coast because she was not getting the attention she deserved. Out west with a decent job, but still no star. Mediocre at best. Think she was an original snowflake. Perhaps she noticed how others from her peer group were shining. Can’t be her fault. Perhaps there was a guy who ignored her or spurned her advances. Sifting through her past trying to make sense of her average present an old resentment bubbles up. Cannot be her fault. Now this guy is a supernova. It is not fair.
    My guess is that there are other similar instances a pattern of behavior. Either that or its a piss poor total political fabrication.

    • swanspirit says:

      I suspected before, that there is a personality disorder diagnosis somewhere in her psychiatric history. Borderline personality disorder raises its pervasively unstable head.

  30. DeniseVB says:

    More and more FB political groups I follow are going from public to members only (not that it keeps the trolls out, which seems to be a full time job for the OFA). So I have to copy and paste, boy did this catch my eye……….from The New Movement

    Christine Fords testimony is definitely a stall and an all out war to destroy. While checking out GoFundMe accts, I found 4 accts for here. There may be more under other things. They are all on a full fledge rant to destroy Judge Kavanaugh and the republican party.

    1. Help Christine Blasey Ford (Team Christine Blasey Ford – Commumity, Los Altos, CA) – $132,754
    (money raised from this campaign is going directly to the Ford Family)

    2. We Believe Women (Asley Horvat-Community Bainbridge Island WV) -$34,316.
    (Money raised for major newspaper ads and they plan on working with Planned Parenthood)

    3. We Believe Dr Christine Blasey Ford (a coalition of organizations, movement leaders and individuals engaged in the fight to stop this nomination) – $18,757
    (Funds to go directly to Christine Ford)

    4. Cover Dr. Blasey’s Security Costs (Heidi Feldman- Washington DC, professor of law at Georgetown University ) – $209,987
    (fundraiser is to make concrete the power of collective action in providing security, and therefore support, for Dr. Blasey’s willingness to contribute to a thorough, fair vetting of a nominee for Supreme Court Justice)

    Altogether that is $395,814 from these four that I found.

  31. helenk3 says:

    https://nypost.com/2018/09/22/john-jay-professors-allegedly-ran-swamp-of-drug-dealing-sexual-assault/

    I am not sure how I feel about this story. If it is true than everything I believed about John Jay college is wrong. I wanted my youngest granddaughter to go there as she was studying criminal justice

  32. Mothy67 says:

    Classmates are going to be mad if this is true.

    Most probably have teenage kids.

  33. Mothy67 says:

    Bwahahahaha

    https://deadline.com/2018/09/the-house-with-a-clock-in-its-walls-ticks-to-840k-thursday-will-keep-september-b-o-clicking-1202468021/
    Moore’s latest a bomb
    Some really fair and balanced journalism
    “and hopefully the doc can continue to maintain further traction in its core runs down the road.”
    Not gonna happen a film typically loses 35 -50% weekend to weekend. It is D.O.A. Everything is now politics 24/7 who wants to pay 12 bucks to watch fake news?

  34. Mothy67 says:

    Sarah joins the name A BJ I scream

  35. lateblum says:

    Read the thread…

  36. lyn says:

    Ford’s original letter is now part of Kavanaugh’s background check and can’t be made public, according to some sources.

  37. Mothy67 says:

    I guess he ain’t coming back. He has to delete the offending post which he will not.

    People keep re tweeting him. I hit a like each time.

  38. Mothy67 says:

  39. foxyladi14 says:

    WOOT Used to be a crazed Democrat.

  40. lyn says:

  41. foxyladi14 says:

    On Course!!

  42. helenk3 says:

    my favorite judge

    • DeniseVB says:

      I really like her idea of renaming it to the Victim Justice System, because they have no choice when they’re attacked by criminals. Boy she was pissed, good ! Great rant, learned a lot.

  43. foxyladi14 says:

    “October 1st”

    • lyn says:

      Take that, ford bitches.

      • lyn says:

  44. helenk3 says:

    https://canadafreepress.com/article/christopher-steele-mi6-and-the-trump-dossier-update

    good question how did Britian and Australia get copies of fisa info that the American congress and people can not get

  45. taw46 says:

  46. taw46 says:

  47. SHV says:

    “Yep, she went by Heidi Li Feldman.”
    ******
    Damn, that’s a name from the past. Took me a few minutes to kick the dust in my brain….She was/is a Prof at Georgetown Law who ran a Hillary fund raising site in 2007/8. I donated there several times. IIRC, I paid $800.00 for an all expenses weekend at “The Inn At Little Washington” that Heidi had won as a door prize at a DC Bar event. Al and I had a great long weekend, the food was fantastic.

    https://theinnatlittlewashington.com/

    • taw46 says:

      I think she posted on some of the blogs back then, to let us know what she was doing for the campaign. I remember reading updates from her.

      And what a nice week-end you had, I have always heard that was a great Inn.

      • SHV says:

        That was a great deal (Thanks Heidi) no way I would have considered spending a weekend there without the major discount, I think the total bill for the weekend would have been over $3000.00. The restaurant is the big money maker there, the “elites” drive down from DC for dinner and don’t give a shit about the cost since it’s just taxpayer and lobbyist $$$. As a remember, the dining room was filled with well dressed older men and younger women…shocking!!

  48. Dora says:

  49. lyn says:

  50. SHV says:

    “”We want to hear — I would be wanting to hear what kind of environment it was in high school,” Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, said Sunday during an interview with CNN’s “State of the Union.”

    “Apparently, there was a lot of drinking and partying going on,” she continued. “This is why we need an investigation. We need an independent investigation that lays all of that out for us, so there’s at least some chance of some outside entity, like the FBI, doing an investigation.”
    ******
    I bet Holton-Arms, Georgetown Prep. Landon and other D.C. “Elite” schools are in an acute phase of “Shit or Go Blind” melt down.

  51. BjornTheBorg says:

    I didn’t expect this:
    http://www.fortune.com/2018/09/23/nike-market-value-colin-kaepernick-ad/
    Nike market value surges due to Kaepernick ad.
    I guess their marketing people knew what they were doing, and Nike appeals to the anti-cop, anti-Trump crowd.

    • 49erDweet says:

      Meh. It’s a press release. Dividing up your well established base is a fools strategy. They misread the situation and had to pump beaucoup corporate premium and good will into the market. Read $$$$. Meanwhile, lesser heads have rolled.

  52. driguana says:

    Another good Kunstler read and, yes, bring in the Federal Marshalls to go get relevant documents before they are “lost”.
    http://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/ding-dong/

  53. Dora says:

  54. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I’m still alive.

  55. lyn says:

    Grassley apparently canceled whatever vote was to happen on Monday. Saw that the lying bitch is on 60 minutes tonight? True or false? If she is, Kavanaugh also should be on. Otherwise, it’s one-sided.

  56. lyn says:

    Clarice Feldman 5 mins ·

    Heh he’ll show us his calendars–let’s see Ford’s: NYT News Alert: Kavanaugh to Give Senate Calendars From 1982 to Back Up Denial
    Sept. 23, 2018

    Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh’s team says calendars from 1982 do not corroborate his accuser’s claims, but acknowledges that it does not disprove them.T.J. Kirkpatrick for The New York Times
    WASHINGTON — Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh has calendars from the summer of 1982 that he plans to hand over to the Senate Judiciary Committee that do not show a party consistent with the description of his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, according to someone working for his confirmation.

    The calendars do not disprove Dr. Blasey’s allegations, Judge Kavanaugh’s team acknowledged. He could have attended a party that he did not list. But his team will argue to the senators that the calendars provide no corroboration for her account of a small gathering at a house where he allegedly pinned her to a bed and tried to remove her clothing.

    The calendars show, according to the person working for his confirmation, that he was out of town much of the summer at the beach or away with his parents. When he was at home, the calendars list his basketball games, movie outings, football workouts and college interviews. A few parties are mentioned but include names of friends other than those identified by Dr. Blasey.

    Judge Kavanaugh and Dr. Blasey plan to testify before the Judiciary Committee on Thursday as it considers whether to endorse his nomination to the Supreme Court. Dr. Blasey’s allegation of sexual assault when they were both teenagers has upended his seeming path to confirmation and set the stage for a public test of credibility when the two appear separately before the senators.

  57. SHV says:

    “The calendars show, according to the person working for his confirmation, that he was out of town much of the summer at the beach or away with his parents. When he was at home, the calendars list his basketball games, movie outings, football workouts and college interviews.”
    ******
    The stakes just got a lot higher for Crissy…..No wonder she can’t remember year, month, day, etc. I suspect the Swamp has leaked Kavanaugh’s calendar info the Ford’s attys and the Dems.

    • helenk3 says:

  58. helenk3 says:

    sometimes I wonder if Sessions was a trojan horse. He does not seem to be doing too much to stop the nonsense in the DOJ

    • DeniseVB says:

      I’m starting to think Ball-Spine-Less Grassly is. I watched Judge Jeanine’s powerful vid, WTF happened to Due Process, or at the very least, can we feelz for the accused Judge Kavanaugh?

  59. Mothy67 says:

    I am going to retweet everything from James Woods especially this

  60. Dora says:

  61. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, Ok, latest news, Moochelle’s book tour ticket “is the hottest ticket in town” she’s selling out the JayZ/Beyonce Worrrld tour.(if you’re late to the party, it’s the last post) MSM told me so /snork

  62. taw46 says:

  63. SHV says:

    “Wear White Shorts “Stained with Blood””
    ******
    “Free Bleeding for Ford” is a Transphobic Hate Crime!!

  64. helenk3 says:

    my bad self really laughed at this

  65. Mothy67 says:

    Fuck. It’s over!

  66. Mothy67 says:

  67. taw46 says:

Comments are closed.