When Penises Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Penises

The Jezebel Editorial Board


The gals at Jezebel are the wokest babes in journalism. They are woke like a crackhead who has been binging for two solid weeks without even a nap. They are so woke they want to change the rules to regulate all interactions between men and women.

This passage is from “The Next Step for #MeToo Is Into the Gray Areas” by
Julianne Escobedo Shepherd:

Nina was the first woman Jezebel spoke to, on June 14. She recounted an experience with Smith that had occured only a week before and appeared to be in the beginning stages of processing what happened, visibly shaking and stopping the conversation several times to cry into a pillow. Her account of one night resembles, in a compressed span of time, patterns of behavior others describe as having taken place over far longer periods with Smith.

Nina is blonde, thin, and stands a little over 5’3”. She told Jezebel that she first matched with Smith on Tinder. She said that their first two dates seemed normal, if intense. “Both times, we did have a connection,” she said, and on their second date, on May 19, they had consensual sex. For a few days after, they didn’t see each other because of conflicting schedules; after Smith was unresponsive to several text messages, Nina said she attempted to end their brief relationship, saying it was clear it was going nowhere. Smith texted later, writing, “I’m surprised you couldn’t sense my interest in you; you’re very sensitive to praise (not a criticism).” Nina responded, “ahh, i’m sorry, maybe a lot of this was in my head!! we texted a lot over the weekend and then the quick fall-off/non-replies to the two times i asked you if you were still into it got me thrown off.” She would later characterize this as Smith’s first attempt to gaslight her, by ignoring her and then making her feel that she had interpreted his lack of response incorrectly.

If you call them too soon and/or too often, they’ll say you are a stalker, but if you don’t call them afterwards they’ll say you are a jerkwad.

But wait! There’s more!

Nina was the first woman Jezebel spoke to, on June 14. She recounted an experience with Smith that had occured only a week before and appeared to be in the beginning stages of processing what happened, visibly shaking and stopping the conversation several times to cry into a pillow. Her account of one night resembles, in a compressed span of time, patterns of behavior others describe as having taken place over far longer periods with Smith.

Nina is blonde, thin, and stands a little over 5’3”. She told Jezebel that she first matched with Smith on Tinder. She said that their first two dates seemed normal, if intense. “Both times, we did have a connection,” she said, and on their second date, on May 19, they had consensual sex. For a few days after, they didn’t see each other because of conflicting schedules; after Smith was unresponsive to several text messages, Nina said she attempted to end their brief relationship, saying it was clear it was going nowhere. Smith texted later, writing, “I’m surprised you couldn’t sense my interest in you; you’re very sensitive to praise (not a criticism).” Nina responded, “ahh, i’m sorry, maybe a lot of this was in my head!! we texted a lot over the weekend and then the quick fall-off/non-replies to the two times i asked you if you were still into it got me thrown off.” She would later characterize this as Smith’s first attempt to gaslight her, by ignoring her and then making her feel that she had interpreted his lack of response incorrectly.

According to a meticulously kept, handwritten daily calendar and series of notes that Nina showed to Jezebel, she made her third date with Smith on June 6. That night, they attended a comedy show at the Knitting Factory with a group of friends, including her roommate “Lisa,” a writer and podcaster. (Jezebel is using a pseudonym for Lisa to protect Nina’s identity.) Nina says Smith’s behavior was quiet and withdrawn; he sat in the corner, which kept her apart from her friend group. She says she had about three drinks, an amount that made her drunk—“not blackout,” but drunk. Later, they went to a fast food restaurant near her apartment in Bushwick, where, she says, she made a joke about Tinder dating. He responded that he thought she wasn’t dating that much and “sniped” at her before badgering her into telling him details about the last person she dated. As they walked back to her apartment, she says, she offered to call him a car, at which point his demeanor abruptly shifted, turning sullen and angry.

When they returned to her empty apartment, Nina says, Smith began an hours-long bout of verbal abuse, standing over her as she curled up on the couch, pointing his finger and accusing her of lying to him about everything from her dating history to her age. She says he accused her of saying she is 27, when she is in fact 28, and later accused her of being 29. Nina tells Jezebel that she never lied about her age to Smith or a friend of his that she had dated. (For disclosure purposes, the friend Nina dated is a former employee of Gizmodo Media Group, and is one of the original sources on this story.)

Nina says she first burst into tears from what she describes as Smith “viciously” berating her for being “shady, dishonest, and a liar.” “I told him his body language was intimidating me,” she says, “and not to yell at me, to which he said, ‘This isn’t yelling.’” At one point, she says, he demanded to see her state ID, took a photo of it without permission, and then implied that the ID was fake, saying the photo didn’t look like her. “I was drunk and apologetic,” she says, “and still felt like I was in the wrong.” She went so far, she says, as to pull out her birth certificate and Social Security card to prove to him that she was being honest. She tells Jezebel she then told him to go ahead and take a photograph and posed with it, since he’d already taken the first one. “I was feeling wrong-footed,” she said, “and like I needed to be admitting to something.”

Lisa, Nina’s roommate, tells Jezebel that she came home around 2 a.m., and when she walked in she saw Smith guiding Nina into her bedroom with his hand on her arm. Lisa said she was alarmed but didn’t want to overreact, so she and her boyfriend stayed in the living room for about an hour, “quietly on our phones, keeping our ears perked.” In that time, she says, she heard Nina sobbing and heard Smith say the words “suicide” and “selfish.” (Nina tells Jezebel she made and recovered from a suicide attempt last year, and that she remembers Smith essentially saying that “he considered [the suicide attempt] selfish, or like I was just trying to get attention.”) “I was not good at that point; I just felt embarrassed and like this was a situation I had caused by being dishonest or ‘obfuscating,’” said Nina.

This continued for more than two hours, Nina says, by which time she was crying to the point that her face swelled, but did not ask Smith to leave because she “felt guilty and like I messed up and I should be trying to get his forgiveness.” As she continued crying, though, and continued to answer Smith’s personal questions about her family and attempt to take her own life, his demeanor changed yet again. “He gradually started comforting me. As I’m crying, he’s sort of rolling his eyes like, ‘All right, okay, come here,’” she says. “I’m still apologizing, apologizing, I asked him if he could hug me for awhile. And then he started making comments like, ‘You know, I could potentially forgive you. We could potentially get through this.”

It was then, Nina says, that Smith began kissing her, as she was still crying off and on. She says she told him to stop so that she could cry more, and that he did so for a time before he began trying again. Eventually, Nina says, “the tenor of the encounter changed”; he began taking off her and his own clothes, and to initiate sex, which Nina said “felt like maybe he was offering some kind of forgiveness.”

Nina was still upset, she says, and didn’t want to have sex, but didn’t say no because she felt she “had something to make up for.” She panicked, she says, and told him to get a condom from a drawer. She says she froze up and “was so disgusted I just wanted to rip my skin off,” but told him to be rougher “because I just wanted to build distance from myself [during] it.” She now describes what happened as “coercive sex.”

Smith sent her text messages the next day, June 7, which began, “Hey, last night was fun. You know, considering.”

“I feel like a horrible person and wanna die,” Nina responded.

“Haha do you? I thought it was pretty constructive, no?” wrote Smith. “Night certainly ended well… Was I too unkind?

“idk if you were too unkind or if i’m just a baby, but it’s probs the latter,” she wrote.

“Alright, well hopefully you still think I’m alright now that it’s the next day and light out and everything,” he wrote. “hmu soon and lemme know where things stand once you know how you’re feelin’”

WTF did I just read? Perhaps one of you Vagina-Americans can explain it to me, because I am seeing “They went out, they had a fight, they kissed and made up, and now he has no idea what she is upset about.”

Maybe the article gets better as you go deeper, but I had already stopped reading it at that point.

The main reason I wanted to bring your attention to this article is that I wanted you to compare this piece of Leftist batshit buffoonery with Lola’s incredibly powerful essay from 2 days ago.

When the Left is done “fixing” sex nobody will want to have sex ever again. I suggest that you invest in companies that make sex robots, because that’s gonna be the growth industry of the 2020’s.

Just ask my new fiance:

Rhonda doesn’t talk much and can’t cook at all, but she’s always DTF

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155 Responses to When Penises Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Penises

  1. taw46 says:

  2. blowme0bama says:

    JFC WHAT WORLD do these loons live in?

  3. swanspirit says:

    Whoever that girl/woman is, she needs help. She sounds desperate The whole thing sounds like a couple of bad dates between two incredibly immature individuals.

    • taw46 says:

      I can’t even read that stuff anymore. So much drama from adults who act like 13 yr olds.

    • Constance says:

      I Agree. I have had some bad situations in life, fortunately I was already an adult when they went down, but I dealt with the assholes right away and in no uncertain terms. I would have told this creep to get out and never come back about 5 minutes into this fracas. Also what is she thinking of letting him take photos of her ID. I don’t see that there was ever anything in this meet up that should have drawn her back for more.

  4. elliesmom says:

    I’m not making a moral judgment about a woman having sex on a second date, but if she does, she needs to have the mindset to go along with it. If having sex means there’s a real emotional commitment behind it for her, it’s rare that kind of commitment happens from him after a dinner and a movie. If she wants casual sex, then she has to be casual about it. Women used to have the upper hand in when a relationship begins to include sex. It was empowering. But today’s young women have no idea what being empowered mean.

    • Kathy says:

      Would have been an invite in my day to tell him where condoms were. This is a woman being stupid as shit.

  5. helenk3 says:

    for many years now the “feminists” have promoted that women have the right to and duty to promote free sex. They can do the same as men with no consequences . go out- hook up- if you get pregnant just get an abortion. It is your body and the guy should have no say if you kill his kid, Anyone who said ” hey fool you are being a guy’s wet dream” was deemed as old fashioned and not part of the ” in crowd.” Young men brought up in this time went along what the hell life is good we get all the sex we want with no consequences. why wouldn’t they ?
    Now all of a sudden ” feminists” have changed the rules and men are like ” say what?”

    The problem is that when a woman is actually sexually assaulted it makes it much harder to prove and make people understand what really happened. The idea that NO means NO has to be relearned for many men. Women have to relearn how to respect themselves as a person and not a sex object..

    just my opinion

    • foxyladi14 says:

      Exactly!!

    • 1539days says:

      When you want to form your own cult, the first thing you do is find girls who you can manipulate. Then you get them to manipulate guys with the promise of sex. Liberalism did the same thing. They lured guys in with the concept of free love, then found ways to take sex out of the equation because enjoyment is bad for maintaining order.

    • Dora says:

      ‘just my opinion’

      And it’s a good opinion.

  6. helenk3 says:

    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2018/10/the_democrats_and_keyser_soze.html

    really worth reading. a good take on today’s democratic party

  7. foxyladi14 says:

    How soon can the Judge,be sworn in?

    • taw46 says:

      As soon as the vote occurs.

    • elliesmom says:

      As soon as the vote is closed and recorded, and McConnell informs the President in writing. The Court is closed on Monday, but he can be sworn in and on the bench on Tuesday. Since he can weigh in on cases that are currently being heard even if he isn’t sworn in right away, the President and Chief Justice Roberts might want to give a little time to arrange for some pomp and circumstance.

  8. lyn says:

    It was a Kleenex with leftist spooge.

  9. 1539days says:

    The Japanese already don’t have sex, due in part to the wide and varied types of porn available. Eventually someone is going to make an Orgasmatron like in Sleeper and the human race will die out.

  10. lyn says:

    • lyn says:

      John Hayward @Doc_0 20h20 hours ago

      On the bright side, America managed to survive having an Attorney General who doesn’t believe in the presumption of innocence, the burden of proof, or the rule of law. Yay us

    • 1539days says:

      I think we should consider the wishes of Senator Holder.
      Wait, he’s not a Senator?
      So, his opinion doesn’t matter for advise and consent.

  11. lyn says:

  12. helenk3 says:

    learn to listen

    • elliesmom says:

      I’ve tucked that away for a day I need it. Thank you.

    • lateblum says:

      helenk, Thank you. Honestly, I rarely, if ever, take 5 minutes to watch or listen to much of anything on youtube or most videos. I could not turn away from this video. I listened. It was 14 minutes of staying in the moment (being mindful). And it was well worth it. I think I’ll forward this to dd#1 as well as my sister. Sadly, they take little time to listen to opposing thought as if it might somehow be dangerous. I guess they don’t want to be like me. They think I’ve gone “round the bend”. Haha

  13. helenk3 says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/10/05/rubio-efforts-to-intimidate-susan-collins-more-vicious-vile-dangerous-than-reported/

    it has gotten to the point that it has been suggested that congressional offices be closed to the public. I have never thought that it would come to this in this country

    • 1539days says:

      The worst part is that not only do we have to worry about nutcases wandering the halls of Congress, we have to worry about elected nutcases like DiFi letting in disruptors and potential rioters like Alyssa Milano in.

      • lateblum says:

        And Maxine Waters encouraging people to “get in their faces”. Sounds eerily like bronco bama WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT. And if the pResident says something, it must be so. Right?

  14. foxyladi14 says:

    You think liberal heads are exploding now, just wait until Amy Coney Barrett replaces Ruth Bader Ginsburg! 😂 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/NQXuqwV0Gh— Red Nation Rising (@RedNationRising) October 5, 2018

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  15. helenk3 says:

    https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/10/jed-rubenfeld-amy-chua-yale-law-school.html

    many women have these kinds of situations and they are very uncomfortable. Men have to be taught that this kind of behavior is unacceptable

  16. driguana says:

    This is an absolutely perfect thread for a crazy Saturday morning in America!!! Thank you all. Great reading!

  17. foxyladi14 says:

    Whether you love or hate him, Trump’s ascendancy to the presidency was a once-in-a-century miracle. He was literally the Man Without a Party, yet beat 16 primary competitors and an opponent whose victory was her “manifest destiny.” It was a political feat unequaled in history.— Kurt Russell (@KurtRussellLA) October 5, 2018

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  18. Woke Lola says:

    He basically successfully gaslighted her. That is real. But gaslighting, when perped through equitable relationships, is on the victim. Walk away, dufus. It’s only when one party has considerably more power that gaslighting is a problem.

    • Jadzia says:

      I do agree that the guy was a gaslighter. Instead of shaking and crying, if I were her I’d be thanking my lucky stars that the relationship was over after what, three encounters?

      I am married to a gaslighter. Don’t know what the power balance would be considered in that context, but it’s horrible. There are days when I don’t trust my perceptions of anything after 14 years of being told that I didn’t read what I thought I read, didn’t see what I thought I saw, that I simply don’t remember things (that I was never told), etc etc.

  19. Miranda says:

    The verbal abuse to the point of making her cry and taking a picture of her ID makes him sound like a bully and an asshole. Certainly, she shouldn’t see him again.

    I went through this kind of thing with an online acquaintance. The interactions went like this:

    Acquaintance: He did this and this and this (asshole behavior).
    Friends, including me: Dump his ass!
    A: OMG YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HIM.

    • 1539days says:

      It’s possible that this guy is just an asshole to women, but it’s pretty likely he’s just a horrible human being to everyone. Those come in both genders. Of course, Jezebel is not going to criticize a woman’s behavior unless they’re a conservative.

  20. lyn says:

    Good thread.

  21. foxyladi14 says:

    Trump supporters – The fight isn’t over. You better believe that Democrats are going to do everything in their power to impeach Kavanuagh from the Supreme Court if they take control of Congress in November.

    This is war. Time to fight. Vote on Nov 6 to protect the Supreme Court!
    — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 5, 2018

  22. Dora says:

    It’s not nice to feel such pleasure reliving this memory, but . . .

  23. lyn says:

    • DandyTIger says:

      Good point. The kind of stuff Dems did to Thomas divided and caused some defections. This time felt much worse and much more transparently for power only. Or maybe my memory is fading. But similarly was massively divisive and I think will also cause defections. #WalkAway

  24. taw46 says:

  25. lyn says:

  26. foxyladi14 says:

    WOOT

    • 1539days says:

      Graham was on Hannity’s radio show and asked that Collins get support for her next election because Democrats will be gunning for her. She’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but if she doesn’t win, the next Senator from Maine will be a prog and won’t vote for tax reform bills or Supreme Court Justices.

  27. DeniseVB says:

    I’m not an expert on social media dating sites since I met my husband the old fashioned way, in a bar. That “Nina’s” story read like poorly written fan fiction from the mind of a woman with no social skills and experience with men. Fantasy. Unless her “date” was a full fledged soy-boy, I don’t know what normal male would miss the signs of a psycho-bitch and run away fast. Reading that hurt my head.

    • lyn says:

      LOL. Stay away from psycho bitches!

    • DandyTIger says:

      Some men read the signs of a psycho-bitch quite well, and go forward because of the wild ride and danger. Most have no clue how to read anything, and bumble through getting smacked around like a pinball. Boys and girls really need a heck of a lot more social and dating education before they get to this point. Society used to have more structure and rituals that helped with that. Now we just throw the kids out there to swim or drown.

      • 1539days says:

        The family / community used to be more involved. Psychos weren’t coddled and creepy guys were dealt with.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I finally went back to read the entire linked article. It made me a psycho bitch when I found out it included 4 more “interviews”. I stopped reading. Social and dating education start in high school, not dating sites. Goofy, clumsy, embarrassing situations with the opposite sex were part of the ritual, and we laughed and learned. I really didn’t have boyfriends in h.s. I had a lot of boy friends. We had fun.

    • swanspirit says:

      I was thinking along the lines of some sex story in Cosmo, when I was reading it. Under the heading of “What not to do on a Tinder date” , or some such garbage.

  28. Dora says:

    Oh Beans! I thought Cynthia Nixon would be running on this party line. It looks like nothing is standing in the way of a Cuomo victory.

    ====

    Andrew Cuomo Accepts Working Families Party Nod For Governor

    The governor took the left-wing minor party’s ballot line for the general election, triggering a down-ballot shuffle for Cynthia Nixon.

    https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/andrew-cuomo-accepts-working-families-party-nod-governor

    • 1539days says:

      The Working Families Party is just a front for socialists in the state. They don’t want what they see as another Jill Stein situation even though they actually nominated Nixon.
      Fun fact: They endorsed “Republican” DeDe Scozzafava in 2009 for an Upstate NY House seat when it was vacated. She ended up with about 5% of the vote and it now belongs to a Democrat.

  29. DeniseVB says:

    James is really, really back this time 😀

  30. Dora says:

  31. taw46 says:

    ❤️ Terrence.

  32. Mothy67 says:

    I just want to make sure i understand today’s rules- if you touch a breast without written notarized consent you are a sexual predator, but knowingly infecting someone with HIV is totes okay?

  33. SHV says:

    Saw this on a firearms site, with, not unexpectedly, their recommendation of if your are afraid get a gun and get training.

    “What Would Women Do If Men Weren’t Allowed Outside Past 9pm?”

    https://nylon.com/articles/twitter-replies-men-9pm-curfew

    I thought the title was goofy click bate, (It is) but the comments by women of what life would be like with a male curfew were thought provoking.

  34. helenk3 says:

    why even birds do not want this paper anywhere near them

  35. DeniseVB says:

    I thought Georgetown supported Professor Castration? Guess not….

  36. helenk3 says:

    https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/10/06/how-deep-is-this-swamp/#more-154975

    this article is scary and hell and really makes you wonder

  37. SHV says:

    I keep seeing this posted and unless I’m not understanding the confirmation vote “rules”, this woman is as dumb as a box of rocks.

    “Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska announced late Friday that she will be voting “present” on Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court so Republican Sen. Steve Daines of Montana can skip the vote to attend his daughter’s wedding.”
    *****
    A total of 51 votes is needed for confirmation so any vote other than a Yea is No vote. There is no “cancelling” out another vote or voting “present” to avoid increasing the “majority” as in the cloture vote where “majority of those present and voting” is the rule for passage. So if Murkowski votes present and Daines doesn’t show, they are not adding votes to get to 51 and are essentially “No” votes.

    • lyn says:

      Montana Sen. Steve Daines will use Gianforte’s private jet to make Kavanaugh vote, if needed.

    • 1539days says:

      She’s trying to thread the needle. The cloture vote was 51-49 and Murkowski voted no. Theoretically, if Steve Daines was not there to vote, it would be 50-49, but Joe Manchin could vote no if it were that close, then it would be 49-50.

      All Murkowski is saying is that she will vote present so that the vote will be 50-48 and Manchin’s vote would be superfluous because there would be a majority. In reality, this is BS because:
      1. I doubt if Steve Daines even asked her to vote present so he could be at the wedding.
      2. Murkowski will try to say she didn’t *really* vote against Kavanaugh because she didn’t vote yes or no in her 2022 run.
      3. She’s actually providing more cover to Manchin than anyone else, because he would be the one pressured to vote no if the vote was 50-49
      4. Cocaine Mitch will keep the vote open long enough for Daines to fly back tonight if anything goes sideways.

  38. Dora says:

    Nadler lost all that weight, but he still looks ugly!

  39. swanspirit says:

    Is it wrong of me to want to see a really loud Matching band March right through those stupid protesters?

  40. Jadzia says:

    Although Nina’s shaking and crying were a bit much, I would’ve run fast in the other direction from that guy myself.

  41. taw46 says:

  42. Dora says:

    N.Y. is 5th. If you want to know what other states are stressed out, lookie here:

    ==

    NY Among Most Stressed Out States in Nation: Report
    “New Yorkers spend more time on their work commutes than any other state.”
    https://patch.com/new-york/millerplace-rockypoint/ny-among-most-stressed-out-states-nation-report

  43. elliesmom says:

    I bring you Wheldon Shitehouse-

  44. taw46 says:

  45. foxyladi14 says:

    C-Span 2 now.

  46. foxyladi14 says:

    Big lines outside the Topeka Expocentre. Trump’s rally set to begin at 6:30. #ksleg pic.twitter.com/LuPTL9Kdoh

    — Jonathan Shorman (@jonshorman) October 6, 2018

  47. NewOrleans says:

    From a commenter at Sundance’s CTH:

    Confirmation Drinking Game:

    For each “Yea” ……. DRINK BEER

    For each “Nay”…. Throw some ice

    For each “Present”….. Fart!

    🙂

  48. taw46 says:

    The fools are in the Senate gallery screaming during the vote. Why did they let anyone in?

  49. lyn says:

    What are the numbers?

  50. elliesmom says:

    Ok. The Republicans got their act together. I will vote their straight ticket in November. That will be Bob Flanders for Senate, Allan Fung for Governor, and I’ll even vote for Sal for Congress, although that one gives me pause. 🙂 And if I’m still able, I’ll volunteer for Sarah Palin if she takes on Murkowski.

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