Daily Archives: February 14, 2019

Have a Very Trumpy Valentines Day

Today is that special day when millions of women see their husbands come thru the front door with a bouquet of street vendor roses and/or a box of cheap candy and think to themselves, “Oh, crap, he remembered. Now I … Continue reading

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Cancel The Memorial Service – I’m Still Alive

Despite our own best efforts, us rednecks is hard to kill. That’s why we get all the dangerous jobs. Official diagnosis: Cellulitus compounded by toxic masculinity. All organs and limbs still intact. I would tell you all the deets but … Continue reading

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