Pancake Ass is no joke


Brie Larson’s performance as Captain Marvel has brought attention to a condition that causes millions of American women (mostly white) embarrassment, shame. and physical discomfort. This condition is Gluteus Minimus, also known as “Pancake Ass” or “White Girls’ Disease.”

Imagine being in a karaoke bar and hearing everyone singing about how they like big butts and you don’t have one. Imagine the agony of sitting on a bench or a hard folding chair when you have no natural cushion. Imagine getting a shot and when the nurse sticks the needle in your buttocks she hits bone.

This is America, and every little girl should grow up to have a big fat ass like Kim Kardashian.

{{Insert patriotic music here}}

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105 Responses to Pancake Ass is no joke

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I’m actually starting to hate politics. Everything is so nasty these days, but not in a good way.

  2. taw46 says:

  3. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This post was intended to be tongue-in-(no)-cheek.

  4. Constance says:

    And what is the deal with the pancake butts?! Men get pancake butt too. It doesn’t look strong. Of course I could be prejudice, I actually have had a man from Africa approach me and tell me how beautiful I am and how I should never talk to another white man because white men can never fully appreciate my fabulous figure and the only standout feature of my figure is behind me which is nice because I don’t have to look at it and it is comfortable padding.

  5. Dora says:

    Democrats Vote To Give Illegal Immigrants The Right To Vote

    House Democrats voted Friday to defend localities that allow illegal immigrants to vote in their elections, turning back a GOP attempt to discourage the practice. As The Washington Times reports, the vote marks a stunning reversal from just six months ago, when the chamber – then under GOP control – voted to decry illegal immigrant voting.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-08/pelosi-admits-push-giving-illegal-immigrants-right-vote

  6. DeniseVB says:

    LOL, “voter fraud” at Captain Marvel ?

    • DandyTIger says:

      But we were told there’s no such thing as voter fraud. 🙂

      • DeniseVB says:

        Back in the day, it was called DUing the Poll. Started at Democratic Underground during GWB where every poll related to him or GOP policy was posted simply to DU It. Probably why I don’t trust any poll to this day. 😀 I’m used to entertainment “critics” hating every movie I enjoyed, but loved Rotten Tomatoes to actually giving us peons a voice. Ms Captain Marvel Movie STAR violated a serious Nerd Rule, don’t diss your target audience, straight white male ComiCon fans.

    • Mothy67 says:

      They are really spinning the preview tally saying it’s the 5th largest in Marvel history. 20 million. They are leaving out this nugget
      “The film will launch in a March record, 4,310 theaters — 3,000+ 3D locations, 400+ IMAX screens, 750+ Premium Large Format screens and 250 D-Box/4D locations ”
      Those venues charge almost double a regular theater so comparison to earlier films is apples to oranges.

    • 1539days says:

      The real “bombing” is by critics. If you look at the scores for Ghostbusters (2016) it was a colossal failure, but it still got a 74% “certified fresh” score at RT with an audience score of 51%.

      Captain Marvel is now up to 39% audience score after some “clean up” at the site, but the critic rating is slipping below 80% because some of them don’t want to look like morons by giving a great review to a crap movie.

  7. Dora says:

    Ilhan Omar Blasts Obama For “Caging Of Kids” Along Border, ‘Getting Away With Murder’ Overseas

    uried near the end of a Friday Politico article on Rep. Ilhan Omar and her polarizing impact on the Democratic party is a stunning comment by the Minnesota Democrat; former president Obama’s “hope and change” was nothing more than a mirage.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-08/ilhan-omar-blasts-obama-caging-kids-along-border-getting-away-murder-overseas

  8. Dora says:

    I thought he died over 20 years ago! Guess I’m thinking of someone else.

  9. Dora says:

    • taw46 says:

      Sad, such mean comments on this thread. Also saw another post where people were asking PT to sign their Bibles, and the left ridiculed them. These people who had lost family members, houses, and belongings.

      • lyn says:

        Leftists are assholes.

      • DeniseVB says:

        On another thread I saw today too. Same ole vile anti-Trump “Pay Per Tweet” scammers that were even attacking the ” stupid, toothless, redneck” people of Alabama. It’s just not human to be that vile for free.

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  13. Myiq2xu™ says:

    There are songs about women’s derriere’s in just about every genre of music. Near as I can tell they are all praising big booties. I cannot find a single song about flat butts.

    All these songs get ritually denounced by feminists but go to any (straight) nightclub in America and you’ll see women packing the dance floor when one of these songs is played.

    “That’s my jam!” she screamed as she ran towards the dance floor.

  14. Anthony says:

    Juicy’s Mullet just got 16 felony indictments lmao

  15. Dora says:

    Is this the night Maduro will be brought down?

  16. lyn says:

    Very interesting thread …

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  19. Mothy67 says:

    Where do they find these people?

  20. swanspirit says:

    Is anyone else having a problem sharing this blog on Facebook. It won’t let me do it! Says something about objectionable content.???

    • swanspirit says:

      Your message couldn’t be sent because it includes content that other people on Facebook have reported as abusive
      There is the message I got from FB, when I tried sharing this blog on Fb

  21. Dora says:

    . Universal background checks are now the law in NV. It’s one of the first pieces of legislation out of the new democrat majority-government. Rural NV sheriffs have told the gov. they won’t be chasing down citizens who fail to comply.

    My brother and his wife are ‘progressives’ living in Las Vegas and are thrilled about the democrat takeover. We all hardly talk to each other any more.

  22. Dora says:

    Video shows crash near President Trump’s motorcade

    LEE COUNTY, AL (WSFA) – An interstate guardrail kept a vehicle from slamming head-on into President Donald Trump’s motorcade Friday morning.

    Residents hoping to get a glimpse of the vehicles passing by on Interstate 85 just inside the Opelika city limits got much more than they expected.

    http://www.wsfa.com/2019/03/08/video-shows-crash-near-president-trumps-motorcade/

    • DeniseVB says:

      Oh my ! I remember when Obama was in town to campaign, they shut down the interstate in both directions between the airport and venue. During rush hour. I think it took days to untangle the mess he created.

  23. DeniseVB says:

    Terrence just had surgery on his neck, hope they fixed it 🙂

  24. Mothy67 says:

  25. DeniseVB says:

    From the idiots on twitter, #FakeMelania LOL, they just keep inventing sh*tposts when there is none available. (yeah, it’s trending)

    • Mothy67 says:

      I went to look at this shitheads post only to discover, to my joy, i had already blocked zim.

      • lateblum says:

        I went there and found I was block3d! Can’t figure out how I was blocked by someone I’d never heard of before. But there ya go…

    • Dora says:

      I was just going to post that, but you beat me to it.

      You have a habit of doing that. 🙂

    • taw46 says:

      A must read. He has testified before Mueller ‘s team and two Congressional committees. The left is out to ruin and bankrupt them all. So they either can impeach or frighten anyone from working in the Trump administration. I hate those people. I wish the 81 would take legal action against them.

      “After enduring six-figure legal costs that I was only able to pay with GoFundMe donations from 8,500 people – no big donor aid, no campaign help, no Patriot Fund assistance – I am reticent to stand alone in defiance of the committee and rack up far more legal bills. But I might, if others among the 81 join me.

      This charade has gone on long enough. Somebody has to be the first to take a stand. For the sake of my family – for 81 families – it might as well be me.”

  26. taw46 says:

    She has been here in the US for almost 24 years. If she can’t understand the words, then she can’t understand the Constitution and has no business serving on any committees. Pathetic Nanz, she has lost all control of them. Reduced to making excuses for their anti-Semitism. (Or maybe she likes that about them.)

  27. Cisco says:

    BWAHAAAA 😂

  28. Cisco says:

    This is better.

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    The government of Finland collapsed Friday due to the rising cost of universal health care and the prime minister’s failure to enact reforms to the system.

    http://www.freemarketcentral.com/post/18147/finnish-government-collapses-due-to-rising-cost-of-universal-health-care

    • Cisco says:

      But Bernie and AOC say it will work here in America.🙄

    • lateblum says:

      Awesome! I can “share” this with all those people I know who believed Juicy’s Mullett. They all want Medicare for all. And tbh, I used to be one of those people who wanted a Medicare for all rather than Obamacare. We absolutely need something, but to ban private insurance and turn medical care into an algorithm or a stockyards-style treatment plan isn’t the way to go.

  31. Mothy67 says:

    I hope this is a joke

  32. Mothy67 says:

    Bwahahahahaha

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  34. Mothy67 says:

    I keep trying to post a tweet and it won’t show??? Seeing if this shows.

  35. Mothy67 says:

    I want to know who funds the fugly bitch sarsour.

  36. lyn says:

  37. Dora says:

    Man Kicked Out Of New York Bar For Wearing ‘Make America Great Again’ Hat

    A man was kicked out of a New York City bar for wearing a Trump hat.

    https://bigleaguepolitics.com/man-kicked-out-of-new-york-bar-for-wearing-make-america-great-again-hat/

  38. Mothy67 says:

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