Sunday Funnies

Give Trump two years in Caracas and he would have Venezuela turned around. But two years of Maduro and it would be like Obama never left.

If you thought that Fauxcahontas having a beer was the fakest thing ever, you were wrong.

Meanwhile, the prevailing reaction to the Roberto Francisco O’Rourk candidacy seems to be “Veto Beto.”

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122 Responses to Sunday Funnies

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I don’t know what the Beto Backers were thinking. He’s like a spoof candidate.

  2. Mothy67 says:

    Yet they were fine with him as a senator??

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  5. lyn says:

    • Somebody says:

      She’s clearly not in labor, or if she is she’s in early, early 1st stage.

    • DeniseVB says:

      My friend’s daughter is a “retired” NFL cheerleader and once a year the Tennessee Titans honors them with a reunion week and a few hundred dancing for a half time show. Molly showed up 8 months pregnant in her old uniform and stole the show. I tried to find that video, it was a riot. I’ll post it in the clubhouse when I find it.

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  9. Cisco says:

    Getting rid of electoral college and now some more fuckery from t he Dem’s.

    • lyn says:

      Democrats are assholes.

    • DandyTIger says:

      Would be funny if they couldn’t count any of their electoral points for either candidate because of this, even though there would normally be a 100% chance it would be for the Dem.

      • lyn says:

        I hope there are antiquated rules for this shit.

      • Cisco says:

        You raised a good point 🤔

      • DeniseVB says:

        I think every new General Assembly session in Virginia has put forth a bill by an (R) to award electoral votes by congressional districts won rather than popular vote winner take all. If you look at the 2016 Virginia Prezzy map, you’ll know why the (D)’s scream THAT’s RACCCIST. They did that too for mandatory state photo i.d. equating that to a RACCCIST poll tax, then Virginia said, OK, State I.D.’s are now FREE.

        I like the CD distribution, it puts every CD in play, truly representing all people of our state.

        • Cisco says:

          Thank you for your insight and the research.
          Excellent map w/ breakdown.

          • DeniseVB says:

            Illinois would benefit from this too. New York and California also. Those pockets of blue patches reminds me too much of my dermatologist telling me basal cell can spread,, cut them out before they destroy the rest of your body.

    • taw46 says:

      NJ is pushing the same bill through and 16 other states are considering it. What is sad is the amount of people on twitter that are cheering this. They hate Trump so much, that they are fine with real voter suppression, not letting people vote for their party’s nominee. Not to mention adding a qualification for President that does not exist in the Constitution. We are doomed.

    • 1539days says:

      Big deal. Trump got 36% of the vote in Washington state. Take him off the ballot and Gary Johnson can get some votes instead.

    • Constance says:

      Is that my idiot state again? It doesn’t matter if he is on the ballot or not because the people of WA are so F***ing dumb they will vote Democrat regardless of who is on the ballot. Right now I can say all electoral college votes go for the Democrat nominee. But of course WA state Democrats are a bunch of fascists so they can’t even let us vote when it doesn’t matter.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Names can still be written in ? I remember a couple of elections where write-in candidates won. I think leaving an incumbent President off the ballot would backfire bigly and WA would go red !

  10. lyn says:

    • Cisco says:

      Yea, and the shooter uses RUSSIAN dressing on his salads.
      Undoubtedly collusion with Trump and Putin.
      🖕these people.

    • DeniseVB says:

      ILLEGAL immigration you CNN nitwits ! ILLEGAL, ILLEGAL, ILLEGAL !!! They don’t even try any more to stop being fake.

  11. Dora says:

    Wow! Just imagine what’s out there!

  12. DeniseVB says:

    Speaking of funny, this is the most “unintentionally” funny thread I’ve read in a long time.

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  14. lyn says:

    For Denise …

    • DeniseVB says:

      Aww, thanks for thinking of me. I do prefer the musical version because singing while in physical and emotional pain has always been my favorite genre 😛 (see: Phantom and Sweeney too)

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  19. Island Girl says:

    Poor powerless Hillary reduced to bribing her own grandchildren, sad.

  20. Cisco says:

    So Manafort gets indicted in NY after his sentencing and yes this puke is still in office and walking the streets free.
    The level of his corruption is astounding, even for a Dem.
    https://nypost.com/2019/03/16/new-queens-democratic-chairman-keeps-winning-awards-for-corruption/

  21. votermom says:

    Amazon prime has Asterix and the Vikings free.
    KTY has never heard of Asterix. Fun.

  22. Dora says:

    There’s no problem at the border. These folks are safe to let in. Yeah, sure!

    • Cisco says:

      I’m so angry that another American citizen has lost their life to these savages, Pelosi’s “newcomers.
      And she and the Dem’s want to give them the right to vote.
      Sickening.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Yeah, he was a fellow gang member who wanted to leave the gang, that was their response?

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  26. Venus E. Lee says:

    Shit is getting ready to happen now that Meuller Time is going to be a bust
    I think because of the NeverTrump contingent inside the US Congress (Ryan, Sasse, et al), Trump had to let this bullshit play out, but Mueller can’t stretch it out any longer.

    • Constance says:

      I agree. And it’s not just on a Federal level that they are doing it. There are a bunch of Democrat run states where everything is being ignored by the get Trump people in charge and all they do is their BS resistance. Of course all they ever did before that was self righteously virtue signal sooooo there’s that.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      I think they expected Trump to react differently – look how many times the bloviating gasbags on cable were discussing Trump’s mental health or what Congress should do when Trump fires Mueller. They also expected that the economy would tank and that his base would abandon him for not keeping his promises.

      They figured that when Trump’s approval ratings dropped low enough they could impeach him and nobody would object too much.

      Kamala Toe chose to run this time thinking she would be facing a wounded Trump or Pence. But Trump isn’t just Teflon, he’s Kevlar.

    • DandyTIger says:

      Agree with all of above. I think Trump knows very well what’s been happening with this coup attempt, all the efforts to take him out, and all the efforts to cheat in the elections. He knows what happened in 2018 elections. He knows what’s being setup for 2020. And I suspect he’d rather like to win. So soon after Meuller is done, things may get interesting. 🙂

  27. Mothy67 says:

    I wish Trump would hire Judge Jeanine. Minority religious Czar. obama loved naming czars.

    • DeniseVB says:

      They’ve been friends for 30 years, she knows him well and was up front with that during his campaign and after his election. If he were all the evil things the left claims him to be, I don’t think she would be on his train.

  28. Constance says:

    This was run by KOMO our local ABC channel last night. It is called “Seattle is Dying” and is a surprising take on crime and drug addiction in Seattle. It probably applies equally to any city run by Progressives. There hasn’t been a Republican in office in Seattle in the last 40 years.
    https://komonews.com/news/local/komo-news-special-seattle-is-dying

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  30. Venus E. Lee says:

    This made me lol

  31. Venus E. Lee says:

    This ad didn’t go the way RumbleOn expected. The replies are hilarious–here.is one example

  32. Venus E. Lee says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      If Jimmy decides to return to the heart of political comedy (skew BOTH sides) I think he’ll blow his competition out of the water. He got many kudos from conservatives because that was actually a funny bit too !

  33. Cisco says:

    From a tweet by James Wood. Thinks this how the Dem debates will look like😂
    Lifted from CTH
    https://mobile.twitter.com/ZonePhysics/status/1106231020586704902/photo/1

  34. Cisco says:

    Let’s see if this works.

  35. Dora says:

    David Urban: Trump’s PA popularity no accident

    There’s a reason why President Trump is becoming more popular in important Midwestern battleground states like Pennsylvania: Voters don’t want to lose the ongoing economic renaissance that is transforming their lives.

    https://triblive.com/opinion/david-urban-trumps-pa-popularity-no-accident/

  36. Dora says:

    I was wondering where he went.

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    “journalist”

  41. DeniseVB says:

    Funny guy ! I ❤ him !!!

    • lateblum says:

      I didn’t watch – yet. But I was just thinking that all those liberals want to do is constrain and constrict people they disagree with. It seems antithetical to call them “liberal” doesn’t it?

      • DeniseVB says:

        He’s a great story teller ! The humor is how incredibly universal “fighting” Trump haters really is and the way he combats them are great suggestions. I think you’ll enjoy it ! I’m pretty sure the “normal” liberals are all moving to WalkAway now 😀

    • Mothy67 says:

      😊😊😊😊😇😇😇😇😂😂😂😂😂

    • Somebody says:

      That was great and funny as hell. 😂🤣

    • taw46 says:

      I loved it. 🤣

    • Somebody says:

      It does make sense, but the bigger question is why in the living hell is an Obama administration, James Clapper appointee still going through confirmation? Why hasn’t DNI Coates revoked that nomination and nominated someone else??

      I suggest Tony Schafer. There may be other even more qualified nominees, but I sure as hell don’t want Obama, Brennan, Clapper and Lynch’s pick, hell no.

      How do things like this continue to fall through the cracks?

      Another nitpick with the article, they go into an explanation about intelligence losses in Iran and the cause. However they don’t give the source of the breach in China, they report it as though it just randomly came about. The source was Hillary Clinton and her server 😤

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