Monthly Archives: May 2019

Friday Afternoon “Fun” in Virginia Beach

Not. Shooting at our Court House. Latest newsies… All my neighbors have reported *safe*. How’s it going in your neighborhoods tonight? Open Thread !

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John McCain’s body lies a-moulderin’ in the grave . . .

  . . .  but his phat-ass daughter won’t STFU. Meggy-Mac needs to quit trippin’ about her daddy’s reputation. The man was no saint. Besides, her family forfeited the high moral ground when they told Sarah Palin she was not … Continue reading

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Where I come from “hoedown” doesn’t mean your girlfriend has fallen and can’t get up

I received some really bad news today. My eldest GC is currently in a locked medical facility for observation. The primary reason is a behavior known as “cutting.” The term “oppositional defiant disorder” was also used. He is 13. The … Continue reading

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Democrats Move Forward With Impeachment

Impeaching Donald Trump would be political suicide for the Democrats, but it’s all they have. What alternative do they have? Are they going to campaign on raising taxes? Bringing back Obamacare? Open borders? Zero economic growth? America last? All their … Continue reading

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David French, Church Lady

Dana Carvey did not invent the stereotype of the church lady, he just made a caricature of one. Not only were these church ladies real, they still exist today. When I was a young teenager the old ladies in our … Continue reading

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To The Everlasting Glory Of The Infantry . . .

I remember back in my liberal daze I always felt out of step with my fellow moonbats on patriotic holidays. I wanted to wave the flag while they wanted to burn it. Americans have never been good at mourning. I … Continue reading

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And Now For Something Completely Bonkers

I got a blast from the past last night. I came home from the store Friday night and Mom said that someone who claimed to be my old friend’s younger brother came by with a message that MOF wanted me … Continue reading

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Stop Enjoying My Music You Haters!

What if you were a Leftist who wrote an anti-American screed put to music and the most knee-jerk reactionary right-wing flag hugging conservatives loved it and started playing it at their political rallies? In 1984, Bruce Springsteen released Born in … Continue reading

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Putin on the Ritz Open Thread

  Someone in the last thread pointed out that Theresa May (tfbwy) and Angela Murkin are both childless women and they are both disasters as leaders. Is there a connection? Could they be freemartins? Most people are unaware that Angela … Continue reading

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The Defenestration of Theresa May

Don’t go away mad, just go away. Theresa May announces resignation amid fury over Brexit handling British Prime Minister Theresa May announced Friday that she will resign — ending her months-long struggle to keep her job despite seething anger from … Continue reading

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I decided to do a random act of “wimmins work” today and managed to slice a finger on a stupid mop while washing the stupid kitchen floor.  Floor-1, Me-0.  I’m not in a good mood right now, but the bleeding … Continue reading

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The Democrat Word Of The Day Is “Tantrum”

Washington DC is a unique place where you are not allowed to say what you mean or mean what you say. For the past 3 years you and your butt-sniffing pals have been ransacking the lives of Trump, his family, … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Impeachment Inquisition Update

Well, it looks like the Democrats have finally have Donald Trump right where they want him. Federal judge sides with Congress in legal fight over Trump’s financial records A federal judge sided with a Democratic-controlled congressional committee on Monday, ordering … Continue reading

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Mommy Dearest’s Theme

Not really.  It’s almost Tuesday here, so here’s your next Open Thready in tribute to my DD who skated to this music in her heyday on ice, like a free bird.  Lovely. Enjoy.

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I don’t like Mondays. Oh, who am I kidding, I hate the motherfuckers. I don’t care much for Tuesdays either. But there are a lot of Mondays where I feel I can relate to Brenda Ann Spencer. Not for what … Continue reading

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The GOT Thread – Bazinga! Edition

As a tribute to the Game of Thrones finale tonight, I give you “Sheldon”. As the joke goes, it’s predicted that 90% of GOT fans will hate the ending, whereas, 90% of TBBT fans loved theirs.  In related news, 100% … Continue reading

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The Problem With Thoughtcrimes

The problem with thoughtcrimes is you never know for sure what someone else is thinking. Sometimes I don’t even know what I’m thinking. Concerns raised about Chatham County probation officer’s ties to Confederate group The North Carolina Department of Public … Continue reading

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Friday Night Music Thread

Some songs just don’t fit neatly into a category.

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King

When Joe Biden is the best you’ve got, you’re in deep shit. I think it’s safe to say that there are many, many progressive Democrats who are more than a little surprised — and a lot chagrined — at Joe … Continue reading

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Oh Noes! The Ice Is Melting!

We better do something quick, huh? Thinning of Antarctic ice sheets spreading inland rapidly – study Ice losses are rapidly spreading deep into the interior of the Antarctic, new analysis of satellite data shows. The warming of the Southern Ocean … Continue reading

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