It appears that the Lady of Winterfell has tied the knot again. This time around, Sansa Stark gave up on men and married an orc from LOTR in a Las Vegas wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator. Bad as it is, it’s not the worst guy she ever was involved with.
First there was Joffrey Baratheon, the Inbred Prince/King. She was betrothed to Joffrey until her father was executed for treason.
Then there was Tyrion Lannister, the drunken dwarf whoremonger. He actually turned out to be a real stand-up guy.
After leaving Tyrion to deal with charges of regicide by himself (and her fleeing the city making him look guilty) she spent some time palling around with Littlefinger, aka Lord Petyr Baelish. She would eventually have him executed.
Littlefinger pimped her to Ramsey Bolton (aka Ramsey Snow), a sadistic bastard (literally) who made King Joffrey seem like a prince. But that relationship went to the dogs.
Sansa’s heart now seems to belong to her cousin Jon Snow, whose heart belongs to his aunt Daenerys Targaryen. I guess he finally got over the death of Ygritte, his redhaired Wilding woman.
This is an open thread.