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“Bad news is good news.” – Democrat Party

Apparently quoting Emerson will get you banned from Twitter.

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66 Responses to Friday Funnies

  1. lyn says:

    Perfecto!

  2. DandyTIger says:

    From recent polls, it’s looking like Biden is pretty far out in front. Basically the Dems are so scared to lose again, that they’re willing to put up anyone they think has the best chance to win, and that looks like Biden. Old creepy, racist, senile white guy is their choice. Can’t make this shit up.

    • DandyTIger says:

      They’ll feel a bit better when he selects Kamala as his VP choice.

    • Ann says:

      I was sure they were going to select Kamala, back when they thought they had any chance of winning. She’s got a lotta money for no support (she is terribly unlikeable), so maybe they shelve her until 2020?

      Biden is either a sacrificial lamb (ala Mondale) or running so he can scream “political pursecution” as all the roads leading to the Ukraine come back to him.

    • Anthony says:

      “The polls” are media driven, and we all know the media is the enforcement arm of the Dem/Soc agenda. The Dem/Soc’s don’t want Biden, although Nancy Pelosi is smart enough to know that he’s their best shot to recover the disaffected Rust Belt Dems. The schism in their party is so deep that it might not be able to be repaired and they know they’ll lose with a socialist candidate

      The polls can have Biden at 1,000% above everyone else, but until the Dem/Soc debates conclude, it doesn’t mean anything. The party will choose their nominee. My money is on Harris, because Obama et al know she will pick up where he left off. I hope the Trump opposition research team is as savvy as I think it might be.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I should do an Ancestory.com thing. My maiden name is Harris. She’s not Africian American, more Indian/Jamaican. As dark and horny as my Italian (Bonagura) and Scots-Irish (Harris) tribe were immigrating in the early 20th century, who knows, they could have passed through India and Jamaica on their ships to Ellis Island ? Kamala is no more “minority” than Nikki Halley.

        • Anthony says:

          I refuse to let Ancestry have my DNA… Harris’ Jamaican Dad already shit talked her. There’s a large Indian population on Jamaica, not an unusual pairing there. Really miss living there 😥

  3. Dora says:

    Continuing the conversation about Judy Garland. Not many people can sing like her. .

    This is the original version that was written for Judy by Harold Arlen for the film A Star Is Born in 1954. Judy Garland is 32 years old here.

    jhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDu75gEiIo

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  7. DeniseVB says:

    Crap, another Hollyweird remake???? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels ? Just NO !

  8. lyn says:

    I’m watching “Gentleman Jack.”

  9. Dora says:

    Donald Trump Predicts Democrat Nomination of ‘Sleepy Creepy’ Joe Biden for 2020

    “In fact, one of the Democrats today said that he — it’s a he, sleepy person — said that he heard from a lot of foreign leaders, and they want him to be president.”

    Trump said world leaders wanted America to be weak again under leaders like Biden.

    “Of course they do,” Trump said. “So they could continue to rip off the United States. Of course. I think if I heard that, I’d never vote for him.”

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/10/donald-trump-predicts-democrat-nomination-of-sleepy-creepy-joe-biden-for-2020/

  10. lyn says:

    😀

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    😀

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  13. helenk3 says:

    for my friends that are looking for a job

    https://www.foxnews.com/travel/luxury-yacht-tester-dream-job

  14. Cisco says:

    I leave out my rant profanity and let you fill in the blanks.
    Well maybe just one.
    Effen’ Dems 😡
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/10/anti-israel-imam-omar-suleiman-to-give-house-invocation/

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  16. Cisco says:

    Here’s one Rabbi who knows how to solve the problem of church, synagogue and school shooters.
    The others in the article are just victims in waiting.
    imo, of course.
    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-chabad-security-after-poway-20190510-story.html

  17. Cisco says:

    First of all Warren ripped off Ozero’s “you didn’t build that ”
    And second, she is one clueless beotch.
    But all socialist are.
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/09/elizabeth-warren-we-need-big-government-nobody-in-america-succeeds-on-their-own/

  18. Cisco says:

    Tensions rise between the US and Iran.
    NoKor is back to launching missles. Educated guess is Russia is helping tech wise.
    China refuses to negotiate a good, good for everyone, deal
    And Venezuela is in turmoil with Russian, 2 nuke capable bombers on the ground.
    And this is ALL the f’king Dem’s are focusing on.
    This is why all this shit is developing.
    The enemy knows America is literally helpless to do anything.
    No longer Russia, but now collusion with CHINA.
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/05/fbi-opens-campaign-finance-investigation-into-trump-donor-cindy-yang-over-5400-donation/

  19. Dora says:

    Breaking: Democrats escalate battle over President Trump’s taxes — here’s what they just did

    The House Ways and Means Committee issued subpoenas to obtain six years of President Donald Trump’s taxes after Treasury Secretary Mnuchin denied their request on Monday.

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/dems-subpoena-trump-taxes

  20. Dora says:

    He looks to me, to be in pretty good shape. Not bad on those skates either.

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    Good movie you never heard of:

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    • Cisco says:

      Well tell you what Pammy.
      Since I stopped having sex with leftist and other assorted socialist women, it’s been more enjoyable and frequent with sane women.

    • lyn says:

      Jen Ross kicks Pam’s tits.

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  26. Dora says:

    It sounds like he was threatened.

    ==

    Dem senator calls for Senate to investigate Giuliani’s planned Ukraine trip
    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/443229-dem-senator-calls-for-senate-to-investigate-giulianis-planned-ukraine-trip

    Rudy Giuliani now says he won’t make Ukraine trip
    https://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/05/11/giuliani-not-making-ukraine-trip-fox-news-don-lemon-ctn-sot-vpx.cnn

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