IM PEACH !

I decided to do a random act of “wimmins work” today and managed to slice a finger on a stupid mop while washing the stupid kitchen floor.  Floor-1, Me-0.  I’m not in a good mood right now, but the bleeding stopped.  Thirstday Open Thread, with some lovely peach brandy 😀

 

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138 Responses to IM PEACH !

  1. Venus E. Lee says:

  2. Cisco says:

    Well Amash, ya’ stepped on your dick this time.
    A challenger who will beat you next election.
    AMF😡
    https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/05/amashs-call-for-trumps-impeachment-draws-a-primary-challenger/

    • DeniseVB says:

      It should be a no-brainer to get behind your party’s President, especially against the weirdos on the left. The DeVos family was a huge supporter of Amash in their district, withdrew all their $upport.

      • Cisco says:

        No $$$.
        No more Amash.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        There is an old expression that goes, “Hold your nose and vote for X.” Robert Heinlein said that the distinction between “bad” and “worse” is far more important than “good” and “better.”

        I met MPEG in October 2003. Because of her, 2004 is kind of a blur. It wasn’t until 2006 that my life calmed down enough for me to follow politics again. At that time the Democrat party was very united against George Bush and the war in Iraq. That was also the year I discovered blogging.

        For most of 2007 my biggest worry was that Bush would invade Iran before he left office. When people asked me who I planned to vote for in 2008 I always replied “The Democrat.” As the year progressed I kept hearing more and more about some guy with the unlikely name Barack Hussein Obama.

        An American presidential candidate named Hussein? That would be like the GOP nominating Thomas Hitler Dewey to run against FDR in 1944. When I tried to research Obama I was underwhelmed. His resume would have fit on a postcard. The fact that he was black was one of the few things I liked about him.

        Then all the ugliness started. Obamanation executed a hostile takeover of Left Blogistan and the Democrat party.

        12 years later, here we are.

        • Myiq2xu™ says:

          If someone had told me in November 2007 that in November 2008 I would be voting for John Mcain I would have laughed my ass off.

          Right now I cannot picture myself ever voting for another Democrat.

  3. DeniseVB says:

    For some reason, this idiot can’t beat Mad Maxine, this will be his second try. All he does is send out fundraising emails, errrr, help me beat Maxine Waters, send me money !? That’s NOT going to work against Democrats in California !

    • swanspirit says:

      Denise, am sorry you cut your finger, I have done that more often than I care to remember.Owtch! Sending quick healing!

      • DeniseVB says:

        Thanks sweetie, I’m in a drama queen mode, the bleeding stopped, finger is sore, and I’m using it to flog dh with. #Winning. Poker group tonight, and they’ll all trash walk in and out and never notice. I will never be one of those “Martha Stewarts” who require shoes off at the front door. I should 😉

        • lyn says:

          We have the no shooz rule. Imma Martha Stewart wannabe!

          • lateblum says:

            #MeToo! (since 1968)

          • Somebody says:

            The older I get the messier I get. Many moons ago I used to clean my baseboards daily and alphabetized everything….sure books and movies, but also my spices😂 I don’t even know who that woman is anymore, but I wish she’d come stay awhile at my house and clean this place up 😂

            I wouldn’t want to walk barefoot on my floors 😲 Well except during the weekends. I usually run my robotic vacuums every evening, but unless I run them twice and mop, no bare feet. One day, just maybe I can return to being miss neat and tidy. Hell by the time the grandkids are grown, it’ll probably be all I can do to keep my undies neat and tidy 😜

            Bottom line, totally J of you neat freaks! One day, one day.

        • elliesmom says:

          I just gave up and hired someone to clean my house for me. It’s the greatest.

          • Somebody says:

            I should do that! My oldest sister has a maid AND she’s a neat freak that never had kids. Her house looks like a magazine spread. My brother is more impressive however, he’s Felix Unger incarnate. He has custody of his two sons (8 and 5) and his house could be featured in Better Homes and Gardens or on HGTV at a moment’s notice.

          • elliesmom says:

            My housekeeper comes every other Friday. She deep cleans my kitchen and bathrooms and washes the floors. It includes keeping my stove and refrigerator pristine. She dusts and vacuums through the rest of the house. Every season she takes down all the curtains and washes the walls and the windows, cleans the leather furniture, and really polishes all of the wood. Between her visits I run the swiffer over the tile floors, let the Roomba do the carpets, and wipe up spills. As long as we aren’t complete slobs, the house is always fit for company. It’s not as expensive as I thought it would be, and it’s worth every penny. If Elliesdad gets to be retired, so do I. 🙂

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Mad Maxine sits in a gerrymandered seat that was deliberately carved out to be occupied by a black Democrat.

      No white man can beat her. Even Donald Trump couldn’t knock her out of that seat. Her wrinkled old ass cheeks are superglued to it.

      Mad Maxine will probably hold that seat until a few days before her funeral.

  4. Cisco says:

    Kirsten Gillibrand

    @SenGillibrand
    · 15h
    Carlos Hernandez Vásquez.
    Jakelin Caal Maquin.
    Felipe Gómez Alonzo.
    Juan de León Gutiérrez.
    And two more children who died after crossing our border.

    Six children. Some in our government’s hands.
    And now heres a example of a couple of fine outstanding chaps that were local government hands and released by same.
    Showing their gratitude, these “dreamers” went out and killed a young woman, allegedly 🙄
    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/22/sanctuary-city-defends-releasing-illegal-alien-ms-13-accused-murderers-a-detainer-is-not-a-warrant/

  5. Anthony says:

    Name that lunatic:

    “IN-PEACH FODIE FIE!!😡!!”

    Who said it?

    • Somebody says:

      Mad Max, too easy Anthony.😉 But a little quibble, I thought she says peach fodie fie……sounds like a fruity drink, perhaps we should create a 🍸

      Rum or vodka? A shot of peach schnapps, what else shall we add?

    • lateblum says:

      I’m with Somebody. It WAS too easy. I’m also with everybody else here who wants to start the day with peaches and prosecco or rum or something tropical. I can take it down to the lake.

  6. Dora says:

    • lyn says:

      An twice-deported illegal alien tried to kidnap a Seattle teen two weeks ago. Great timing, Inslee!

    • lateblum says:

      Right when DD#! is moving there! I hope she gets an eyeful and figures out why I support closed borders and returning the illegals back to where they came from.

  7. lyn says:

    • Mothy67 says:

      Unsealed because the asshat kept speaking to the press. Judge said no privacy issue.
      Bwahahahahaha. He could have just laid low and then gotten a netflix show.

      • Cisco says:

        Yep.
        Paid the fine, and disappeared into the sunset.
        But asshat choose to continue his bs, getting his show cancelled taking his fellow series actors with him into unemployment.

    • lateblum says:

      It may be the judge, rather than Mayor Lightfoot, who needs greater police protection in the city.

  8. lyn says:

  9. taw46 says:

    Lazy f**ker still hasn’t “written” his book.

  10. DandyTIger says:

    Trump about to announce aid for famers (to make up for China) shortly.

  11. Somebody says:

    POTUS just said he’s an extremely stable genius again, LOL!

  12. Dora says:

    Conservative Group Files Suit to Force FEC to Rule on Whether Clinton Campaign, DNC Broke Law to Get Dossier

    https://www.sgtreport.com/2019/05/conservative-group-files-suit-to-force-fec-to-rule-on-whether-clinton-campaign-dnc-broke-law-to-get-dossier/

  13. Dora says:

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      I have never been a fan of Asshinge. He lost all his supporters on the Left when he colluded with Trump and Putin to steal the 2016 election from Hillary.

      He had it pretty good for a fugitive from justice. He was safe in the Equatorial Embassy where his groupies could visit him.

  14. Venus E. Lee says:

  15. taw46 says:

  16. Myiq2xu™ says:

  17. helenk3 says:

    https://www.conservativereview.com/news/46-cases-mumps-county-highest-illegal-immigrant-traffic/

    the only good thing about this is that it could make them sterile

  18. helenk3 says:

    Trump just dropped the hammer. Orders declasifacation of material on the spying of his campaign by the backtrack bunch

  19. lyn says:

    Impeach this, bitches.

  20. taw46 says:

    She continues to surprise me.

  21. Venus E. Lee says:

    IT’S HAPPENING!!!

    I thought he would wait for the OIG reports (Trump has the patience of Job), but Nancy blew it by thinking she could accuse him of “covering up” & then go about like business as usual on infrastructure.

    Goodbye, Dems!

  22. Venus E. Lee says:

    Savage

  23. helenk3 says:

    read the comments

    • Cisco says:

      Re: The comments.
      Haters still a’hating.
      Maybe they should stop by here and find out what is really happening.
      TDS seems to be in epidemic stages.

  24. Venus E. Lee says:

  25. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • taw46 says:

      I was just reading about that. Twitter better not let them return. Happy Days!

      • Mothy67 says:

        I so enjoyed the fake siblings. There was, Chad, Beto O’McKrassenstein, Felix, Natasha. Usually had some GoT family love. They’d last a day and be taken down.

  26. Cisco says:

    While the media makes that sot Pelosi and her alcohol fueled rambling, no mention of this.
    Congrats ⁦@IvankaTrump⁩ on receiving the Internet Association’s 2019 Internet Freedom Award this evening.

  27. Venus E. Lee says:

    Savage

  28. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I made it rain today.

    It hadn’t rained in two days and the sky was mostly clear. According to the weather report, it wasn’t supposed to rain until Sunday. So I went out and watered my garden.

    About 1 hour later it was pouring rain.

  29. swanspirit says:

    Saw this on a friend’s Facebook page, h/t Chris Engel,
    Declassified definition : the art of handing the ass of the offending party back to it, ten fold.

  30. taw46 says:

    Nanz at her weekly press briefing. She and her press buddies having a grand old time.

    • Cisco says:

      Maybe it’s just me, but Mumbles has a very noticeable drop to her left eye.
      I do believe the old trout has some serious health issue(s)

  31. Myiq2xu™ says:

  32. Mothy67 says:

    Pesident Bad Ass MoFo

    • Cisco says:

      Mothy67;
      Absolutely spot e’ffen on👍🌟👍
      President Trump is definitely one bad ass mo-fo.
      As they say in my hood, “sometimes ya’ just don’t know who you’re f’king with.

    • votermom says:

      hah! I’ve often suggested that! glad to know POTUS reads my mind

  33. Myiq2xu™ says:

  34. Myiq2xu™ says:

  35. Mothy67 says:

    You gotta love the actors/actresses who held their ground.

  36. Mothy67 says:

  37. Dora says:

    What kind of people are the democrats allowing to enter our country? Yikes!

    =====

    An illegal alien convicted of raping a dog to death was released by the sanctuary state of Oregon after being sentenced to just 60 days in prison.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/19/illegal-alien-convicted-raping-dog-death-released-sanctuary-state/

  38. Somebody says:

    I get a 5 day weekend! It was supposed to be 4 days, but due to a wildfire closing the interstate my son opted not to go to work today either. His commute home yesterday was a little over 2 hours and he was lucky because his mommy knows every back road and guided him. The news interviewed people stuck in the detour traffic jam for 5+ hours 😲.

    Hubby flies in tomorrow for a week, picking him up is going to be fun. That is if the airport remains open, the fire is very near it. It should be 20 minutes to JAX international, but it’s probably going to be an hour or more each way. They are dumping 6 lanes of I-95 on to a two lane road. Normally I take that road to avoid the interstate….doh!

    • Mothy67 says:

      How are you going to treat yourself today?

      • Mothy67 says:

        When i had the house alone for a week. I bought a bath pillow and moved in the tv. Drank pinot grigio in a bubble bath and watched 80’s films. I had an ashtray! Chinese food. So nice to not even answer the phone.

      • Somebody says:

        I’m going to clean house today, my “treats” will come tomorrow when hubby gets home 😉

        If they keep the interstate closed through the holiday weekend, I’d imagine that will severely cut down on tourists and ppl from JAX coming up here to the beach. 5 hours to traverse 7 miles is quite the deterrent, especially since as of 4am the closure is now 16.9 miles.

        It will be a PIA to go fetch hubby from airport, but once we’re back here we’ll be able to enjoy our sleepy little beach town it appears it will be locals only or close to it! When my son called me yesterday for help (Google was no help had him sticking to main roads that were parking lots). Anyway, I knew I had to feed the girls and opted to take them out for dinner. We went to a local burger place with fabulous milkshakes. The place is usually packed, but everything was like a ghost town yesterday.

        Apparently it was grandma night, there were two other grandmothers there with their grandkids. Just like me they babysit and the traffic jam delayed their parents. The 3 of us and our grandkids were the only customers there 😁 When we were leaving another grandmother came in with her granddaughter.

        I don’t know what the local daycares did. They all close at 6pm. I think they’ll stay 30 minutes or so, but call child services after that. I wonder if they accommodated parents or if hundreds of kids were turned over to child services?

  39. Mothy67 says:

    Should we be expecting a rash of arkancides?

  40. Dora says:

    It sounds like they want to remove every trace of their national history and origins.

    ====

    Swedish Government wants to ban ancient Viking symbols, claiming they “constitute incitement to hatred”

    https://voiceofeurope.com/2019/05/swedish-government-wants-to-ban-ancient-viking-symbols-claiming-they-constitute-incitement-to-hatred/

  41. Dora says:

    I hope some of you caught Diamond & Silk on Fox & Friends a little while ago.

    What a rant!

    I hope they aren’t banned now.

  42. taw46 says:

  43. Dora says:

    That was a short campaign. 🙂

    ====

    Bill Weld concedes GOP voters do not yet want his challenge to Trump
    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/bill-weld-concedes-gop-voters-do-not-yet-want-his-challenge-to-trump

    • Mothy67 says:

      The article states he’s still running and alludes that he wants to hurt Trump like Buchanan did Bush. He is going to campaign in open primary states.

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